According to Nikki

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WHO NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN.....

2011-12-29T22:26:00.000-07:00

Looking back to the 2008 campaign of sugar plums and raining gum drops if you know who is elected, one might get a little sentimental about the donkey take over of yesteryear, but not me. I feel less than vindicated and can only take solace in that Obama by all accounts, is the worst President of all time. We knew he would be....and by we I mean me, but I don't want to be a completely stuck up know it all. But a lot of you voted for the Obama machine, including a lot of Republicans. You really can't blame the poor bug eyed fish. I mean, it was the plastic stinking cheese on the hook that made them swim towards the light and then bite the fake food only to get bloodied by the hook. Truth is, Obama never should have been President, period. I guess I could go back and regurgitate Barry's record of do nothing and vote for nothing while he was a junior Senator for a year who wrote a shitty book about his dead beat dad. Or how he was a sorry community organizer who organized bingo games for old people. Or how he was some dingle dorf who went to HAAAHRVARD and pretended to be poor, but smart and sold dirt just to survive. I guess he was a state senator in the corrupt and evil state of Illinois and a grand daddy political mobster in the Chicago crime errrrr political scene. He played the game well, but in the end you can't fake reality. The truth will always come out. The truth will always prevail. The truth will always show itself....eventually. The ugly head of not handling it has poked up out of the ground only to say hello to us Americans. We have a President who NEVER should have been....President. I suppose he knows a few things about it now, but it's too late. Barry is not a problem solver, he is a rhetoric spewer and a word whore who whistles when he pronounces his S's. Barack is not a leader, he is a publicity prostitute with no core value system. President Obama is not a statesman, he is spot-light seeking celebrity and a Move-on.org bitch. Puppets need strings and Muppet's need hands up their asses so they can talk. They sing about rainbows and what's on the other side. But never, ever, ever do they have new innovations that will truly lead us to the promised land of prosperity in America. The philosophies of the left and Barack have been given the ultimate test and they have failed. No more can democrats say that they have the right stuff. No more can they offer up a shiny, new toy. Their credibility is shot to economic recession hell. Seriously, the next time the democrats say hey look at this guy he is so "articulate" run like a pimp at church. All democratic Presidential candidates should be highly scrutinized mainly because the stupid in America are no longer the fumbling word murderers from the Bush family, it's the glazed over romantic fools called democrats and their pretty speech giving President that did NOT save the peeps. Thanks for nothing donkey's. Your President sucks. Your Congress sucked and never forget that you are an epic fail. I'm not gonna lie. Most politicians are tools. They are manhandled by many and quite frankly, it's like a big fat Greek wedding when you punch a chad. You elect one guy and you get the whole family of tools. But this misnomer was catastrophic. Barry never should have been President and democrats....you are fired!!! Word.

I'm a Mormon, Mitt's a Mormon......NO Wonder I'm in Love

2011-12-16T20:05:00.000-07:00

I have been accused of supporting Mitt for the mere fact that we are both Mormon. To that I say....so what? I'm not going to pander to the "I must be objective" crowd and just go straight up honest and say hells yes I support him because he is Mormon. Why wouldn't I? For the record, I don't live in Glenn Beck land, Jon Huntsman ville or Harry Reid town. Those 3 Mormons are tools. End. Of. Story. So maybe, just maybe I do take off the Mormon rose colored glasses and see people for who they are and not what religion they practice. However, Mitt being Mormon, is not a negative and absolutely factors in to my astute decision making skills. I own it.
My Mitt love began in 2002 while living in Salt Lake City and watching first hand Mitt take the Olympics from bankruptcy to one of the best run Olympics in history. It was well organized and completely magical. I said back then that Mitt should be President. The Mormon thing of course seals the deal. I like that I know what he has been taught throughout his life and quite coincidentally, our political philosophy jives musically like the Tabernacle Choir and Gladys Knight in concert. Mitt's foreign policy is spot on with the Mormon belief that agency is one of our most important gifts in this life. America ensures with our strength, the many democracies around the world and freedom is essential when playing the game of choice in opposition.
Romney is compassionate. Most Republicans are not. They come across as hard-ass boot puller uppers that bemoan those who need. Truth is, we all should give more....so the government doesn't have to and because it's the right thing to do and it's good for the soul. I expect my tax dollars to go toward the betterment of society and to the protection of this nation. According to some in the Republican party, the government should have no revenue, no foreign involvement and society should take care of all their own needs. Education, road construction and many other government subsidies should be taken care of in the private sector. Some conservatives crap on public education and spit on welfare subsidies. It is the wickedness in society that keeps the government over reaching and a constant in our lives. It is dishonesty, prejudice and greed that keeps the government reaching into our pockets in the name of regulation. It's unfortunate that we as a people need regulating and for that, place the blame on us. Corruption resides in all entities in our society. As a citizenry we need to be better before we dismiss some of the legitimate programs the government provides for the people. We need to get our own houses in order before we cry foul about the white house. But still, get out of my kitchen, my living room and my bedroom. I'm somewhat a populist and for that I make no apologies. However, the term populist has been perverted by that other ASSinine party in the name of false advocacy. They don't seek to help the needy, only to cripple and make dependent and thus aquiring a vote. Their populist ideals revolve around serfdom and dumbing down the populus. Self sufficiency and self thinking is too dangerous for the welfare recipient as they seek to falsely provide a persona of caring. A true populist would recognize self-sufficiency as the most important aspect of one having self respect and dignity. The democratic way demeans and prefers the weak to remain weak and reliant on the government. Populists are not democrats. Mitt is a moderate Republican and the tea party is trying to move the party further to the right, therefore some phants are becoming Libertarians who are frustrated, constipated, fanatical losers. Let's not let them hijack our party. Mitt is center right and so am I. But don't kiss this chick out of the party just yet. Let me simmer and live in the middle before you kick me out for being a humanitarian hawk who thinks victims of incest and rape should be able to have an abortion. In the end I make no bones about supporting a fellow Mormon. He's a Mormon, I'm a Mormon wouldn't you like to be a Mormon, too? We are a tight knit group and like I said, hells yea, I like Mitt's Mormonism. He probably doesn't say shit, damn, hell and ass as much as I do, but we are taught to love LIBERTY and to help our fellowmen, women and children. I don't think Romney-care makes Mitt a liberal. I think it makes him a problem solver instead of a fringe right wing ideologue who thinks their shit doesn't stink. But in the end it isn't the Mormon deal that made me love his hot swag. It's our perfectly aligned political philosophy that makes me know he listened in Sunday School, unlike some other Mo's I know. Yea I said it. Mormons who need Mormons are the luckiest Mormons in the world!

OCCUPY THIS

2011-11-19T18:33:00.001-07:00

I've been quiet about the occupy "movement" mainly because I'm not sure what the hell it is or if I even care. I'm like the rest of you, I feel bad for poor people.....in Africa. OK so there are poor people here in America and I sometimes feel like I am among the "poor" but just because you don't drive a Lexus doesn't mean you are poor and from where I sit, I think that is the definition the democrats would like us all to believe. It's OK to not live in a certain neighborhood or be able to blow money like a New Jersey housewife. I'm quite happy with my simple life hunting for bargains. I don't feel bad about it and seriously shut-up if you do. There are poor people here in the United States and society should help those in need as much as possible, but not the ones who resent rich people and puke on wealth. BTW, I know some rich people who are poor....poor in spirit. Poor doesn't always mean economically challenged. I know a few "rich" people and find that their houses have toilets just like my lowly middle class abode does. Maybe they buy Charmin and I buy Scott. My ass gets scratched and yours gets a massage after you do your business, but last I checked we all do our business so no one is worse for the wear. Great value products are fine with me. I want to make babies with Wal-Mart and am grateful for their cheap ass shiz. Sometimes we have to be content with what we have and not begrudge other people and their "good fortune" or hard work and ingenuity. Bill Gates isn't evil because he created your computer's operating system and Steve Jobs isn't in Hell because you have to pay monthly to look at porn on your iPhone. Keep in mind that demonizing wealth and corporations says more about a person than an Enron exec hooking up management with strippers during lunch hour. When you play Jesus to the masses by defining evil as corporate greed, what does that say about you, who demands that wealth?? Think on that and get back to me.
I'm not saying I know fully what the hell this whole protest shindig is remotely about. I went to the occupy wall street website and got no definition. I can only imagine that there is a high that one gets when they have a cause and justify being civilly disobedient by it. I do think there is room and an argument to be made against corporations and more specifically, banks. But I fail to hear one from this occupy outfit. Perhaps this is a call for higher taxes and more governmental programs so more people can not work and protest for a living. Maybe it's a call for more corporate regulation from the government. Memo: To: The Occupiers: the government is dumber and more corrupt than most corporations. One may make the argument that they are MORE corrupt. I don't know. I'm not the capitalism Santa. Nothing like the lollipop gill keeping tabs on the flying monkeys while the tin man gets his oil checked by Dorothy.

The occupiers claim to be friends of no one political party. I feel bad for that Obama dude in the WH who thinks they are all his bitch. Hope he turns down that evil corporate campaign money for the angst filled hippie pothead trolls. Doubtful. I'm not a pimp for the protest, but I sure will watch your asses get thrown in jail after you pee on your new diggs called the sidewalk. You don't pitch a tent on public property and pretend to have brains. Tents are for the forest and you should occupy a prison IMO. It would be the same. Free meals and TV, it's your dream job. I think public nuisances should be called what they are and not referred to as failing stupid political movements. Seriously, if half these people were to "occupy" Wall Street what would that lifetime movie look like?? Willy Wonka already employs oompah loompah's so good luck with the everlasting gobstopper of understanding business. See, those who can.....do. You occupiers can't or you would have. You want to occupy a corporation? Go to college or invent something. How about you occupy that corporate Jack wagon named Al Gore. Dude is sick rich off of fake global warming fairies and his cable channel sucks vampire movies. Hijack that Bob the Builder hard hat and call it occupy the global warming fat cat. Truth is, there isn't one occupy the sidewalk resident that could run a business or they would already be doing it. I seriously wish stupid drug addicts with one tooth could take over the federal reserve, the government, corporate chairs and be President of the United States, but for some reason society leaves those jobs for the only slightly criminally insane. Spare me the I live in a ditch and sing Janis Joplin songs so hire me, crap. I love you guys, I really do. I think your cause is quasi just, but you need to ditch the tards, get a mission statement and stop raping women when you're bored.
So with my buttocks aiming at the computer screen, I want to say ever so lovingly and oh so judgmentally.....OCCUPY THIS!

REPUBLICAN HYPOCRISY MAKES ME HYPO PISSY

2011-11-09T18:23:00.002-07:00

I believe in sexual harassment. I think it should be legal and graded. Harass me sexually and let's see who is harassing who. Having said that, it is illegal and to some it's hostile and wrong. I get that. I get the wrong aspect of it and ride that train occasionally so bring your sex pistols and I'll bring my guns and roses. Anyway, the interesting thing about the Republican establishment is that they are the most hypocritical bunch in America. They wanted to snuggle up to Rick Perry and lick his cowboy boots ignoring his previous engagements as a DEMOCRAT who supported AL EFFING GORE, mandated sex drugs and kissed the mouths of baby illegal aliens who wanted to go to college...among other less than elephant qualities. Now we have Herman Cain chasing skirts and rising in the polls.....dancing. Really? Thanks for bringing us 999 Herm, soon to be 50 50 50 under a future democrat, with a little grab ass to chew on. I can still hear the "Romney-care" choir singing as this same group joins the walls of apologism for Herman (apologism is not a word, but maybe it should be). I don't know whether these sexual harassment allegations are true. I wasn't there. Had I been I would have come out by now, too. I can blow off one, maybe 2 or three, but not 5. When there are many allegations, I question. I question a lot. Still the fact remains that the established fools of the republican party would prefer an ass grabber and a drunk cowboy over a Mormon. Yep, I said it. The true crux of the "I hate Romney" issue has nothing to do with Romney-care and everything to do with religion. I find it disturbing that the Republican party is more about exclusion and sanctimony than inclusion and reality. Most elephant party goers would rather suck up to a former AL GORE bitch and a womanizing thug than support a Mormon. Fools....I'm about to be independent. The Republican party is an absolute mess and you heard it here first. Now that Herm is having some troubles, the new candidate being promoted is Newt. This is so cute. Newt couldn't be a bigger suit. He is not gonna bring the loot and will lose to Barack I'm not so astute, but you phants don't give a hoot because he talks like a big tea party toot. Come correct Repugs or get Obama drama for four more. I'm out.....way out.

RATE THE DEBATE AND WHO I HATE....YES HATE

2011-10-11T22:07:00.000-06:00

You know I'm a fan of hate. It keeps the angst to a minimum to not pretend to hug everyone, everything and every thought, political or otherwise. So let's keep the bullshit to a minimum and be real about who sucks and who does not. Right now the big suck on the Nikki planet is Rick Perry. Not just because he is an anti-Mormon bigot who sends out little green faggot Baptist ministers to do his Evangelical Mormonism is cult dirty work, but because he is a hypocritical tool who wants to have sex with Romney-care. Not sex as in I love you, but sex as in let me exploit and rape you over and over again until you are a bloody SVU storyline. I mean, step aside guv and let me do debate for you. Let me spew Romney-care one liners like you weren't a democrat before you were a loser college tuition for illegals pimp type Repug. I get sick of guys like you acting like your little troll religious policeman who define who IS and who IS NOT Christian aren't sticking their heads up your butt like canaries in a coal mine. Stop lying and stop killing Mitt Romney with your die infidel looks. It's old. You're old. And we need to all gather around a real candidate who isn't the tea party's bitch....umm that would be you. Rick.
I liked the format of the debate. I liked the questions. The monitors were strange little hobbit people who seemed like NPR pimple poppers from the 60's. PBS is known for it's complete lefty slant and I thought the questions were fair and hypothetically consistent. Julianna Goldman wanted Mitt to answer a hypothetical question to which he said he would not....smart. Don't be a crystal ball. We watched Obama do that with his "unemployment will not go over 8% with my stimulus package" FAIL. Or the first Bush who said "read my lips" OOPS. It's good politics to not venture into the future and make erroneous promises. Just a suggestion to the talking heads who wanted Mitt to play Jesus to contagion.
Herman Cain is doing well in the polls and is speaking to the minds and hearts of many Americans, so it is only logical that he got hammered on his 9-9-9 program. It's fine. He did well and I think it's completely bogus when these channels do their little "fact check" segment without the candidate there to rebutt, or re-ass UP their opinions. I don't buy your little factoids as facts. I find them sneakily sneaky. Keep them on the up low or shove it in your down low.
The big story of the night is how weird Ron Paul's eyebrow's were. For real stooges. I couldn't tell if they were falling off or staying on right where they were glued by the drunk Berkeley green room intern. This poor jacked-up old person needs a make over from a hooker who likes his legalize prostitution policies. She'll keep those eyebrows in place Dr. Strangelove, and you won't look like an anorexic Groucho Marx. Just keepin it real peeps.
The big loser: Barack Obama. Even the biggest tool shown here in this debate would be better than him....that's so sad.
It was a complete win debate. Mostly because Romney rocked it like a hurricane and is gonna win this gig!! LATER BITCHES! And that's straight up with no editing. Don't hate.....but do.

EVERY PARTY NEEDS A POOPER...THAT'S WHY WE INVITED YOU

2011-09-20T21:13:00.000-06:00

I am more than disenchanted with the tea party. Not sure if I should capitalize "tea party", but at this juncture, we're lazy, so no caps. I am the person that dislikes, no hates, being controlled. I don't like being told what to do, what to think, how to look, what light bulb to use, how much fat intake I should eat, what car I should drive or what opinions to adopt in order to remain a "true" conservative. Let's get this one thing straight, I am all about my agency and when someone tries to trample on that in any way, shape or form, I rebel. I kick, I scream, I throw tantrums and turn into a monster that no one knows how to quiet down. Mary J. Blige said take me as I am, or have nothing at all. That's how I feel. Not just in life, but in politics. So in the spirit of self-indulgence and self-determination, let me educate you, once again about the tea party and why I see them NO differently than this, the Obama administration. Yes, that's what I said. So gulp it down with no sugar bitches, you are about to get run. Straight from the www.teaparty.org website are the following statements. Make sure to understand what it is you are supporting before you show allegiance to anything. From the site:

NON-NEGOTIABLE CORE BELIEFS OF THE TEA PARTY
1. Illegal Aliens Are Here Illegally. My commentary: No shit. As someone who lives in a border state and has used "illegal aliens" regularly, I am not going to hypocritically marry this philosophy. Besides, thanks for stating the obvious and unfortunately the original tea party kinda was here illegally, too. Just sayin.
2. Pro-Domestic Employment Is Indispensable. My commentary: Meaning?? I got nothin.
3. Stronger Military Is Essential. My commentary: I agree with this statement wholeheartedly. But let's get this one thing straight, I am not an isolationist.
4.Special Interests Eliminated. My commentary: Isn't the tea party itself a "special interest" group? I'm confused. Not only that, but in a democracy I think freedom of speech and expression are essential and belonging to a group that has a very special interest in how the government taxes it's people should be free to exist. Don't contradict yourself party of tea.
5. Gun Ownership Is Sacred. My commentary: No it isn't. Don't say stupid shit. When something is sacred it denotes a divine purpose and gun ownership while constitutional and a right, is certainly not sacred. I'm pretty sure that even though we all are entitled to shoot ourselves and others with a machine gun, the government has tanks, fighter jets, bombs....the nuclear kind and they would pretty much kick your handgun's ass. Just sayin. Keep it real tea party.
6. Government Must Be Downsized. My commentary: straight up, I'll give you that one. But let's not go overboard with asinine anarchy speech. Education and some taxation are essential. While you like to pee on the Bush administration for his "growing the government" let's not forget that the war on terror is real, on-going and that means it never ends. Let's be realistic about our goals and maintain a balanced approach to what this means. Extreme positions that infer a complete governmental retreat is stupid.
7. National Budget Must Be Balanced. My commentary: OK, maybe. Not sure why, but I will concede that a severe audit of waste should be done, but from where I sit that just means that the mafia will do it's own audit. Again, blanket statements of absolutes don't work in this gray area ridden mind. Explain further.
8. Deficit Spending Will End. My commentary: I'm no rocket economist, but logic would dictate that some deficit spending in times of recession is necessary. Now shut-up about excessive spending, no dah. Of course it should be minimal and disciplined. Obama took it to a ridiculous level, let's agree on that. But it needs to be an option....
9. Bail-Out And Stimulus Plans Are Illegal. My commentary: Unless those bail-outs directly benefit American citizens. I agree, no stimulus plan has ever stimulated and gross bail-outs to corporations don't work. But bail me out. All. Day. Long. I think we may be in agreement here.
10. Reduce Personal Income Taxes A Must. My commentary: Yes it is.
11. Reduce Business Income Taxes Are Mandatory. My commentary: Totally!!
12. Political Offices Available To Average Citizens. My commentary: For real! bitches!!
13. Intrusive Government Stopped. My commentary: YES! YES! YES!!
14. English As Core Language Is Required. My commentary: I mean, snore. Do I care?? No
15. Traditional Family Values Are Encouraged. My commentary: No. Family Values are a Must. Don't go guns are sacred, less government and downplay the most important issue of all. Get some backbone tea party. Stand for something greater than lowering my taxes. YO!
There you have it folks. Keep it real and keep it logical. I'm not a tea party member, whatever that means. I do belong to the Nikki party of cool, independent politics. And sucka don't play me. If I choose to wear pink lipstick with green eyeshadow that's my choice. You don't like my view on gay marriage, gun control or my voluptuous figure, shove it. I may be merging two worlds, but I feel the Republican party slipping into ridiculous, vitriolic territory. I'm going independent if that happens. My individuality is much more important to me than conformity. My own life is filled with those who accept me as I am and I will not be party to a party who throws non-negotiable ideals at me. So is it with the people around me. I'm me and you can kiss this...or not. Either way I will always be in love with me, the most. I AM OUT.

FLIGHT 93.....THANK YOU!

2011-09-11T00:41:00.004-06:00

In case you missed it, this is a FANTASTIC speech given by a great President, honoring those of flight 93...speech given Sept. 10, 2011. One of his best. It is absolutely worth your time.
"Evil is real, and so is courage"....George W. Bush

THE PRESIDENT SUCKS AT HIS OWN JOB sooooo WHY SHOULD I "HOPE" HE'LL CREATE ONE FOR ME???

2011-09-06T15:57:00.006-06:00

I love talking about how bad the President sucks. I really, really do. But right now it's not so funny. The economy is bad and straight up, people need jobs. Listening to the President's so-called speech on Labor day sent me into labor, and there is no bun in this oven. First we had a mafia dude threaten to take us republican "sons of bitches" out, then we had to listen to kindergarten teacher slash Baptist minister speech mimicker, Barack Insane Obama say stupid shiz. It hurt my hair follicles to the root. The Presidents plan: build bridges and roads and I'll tell you the rest on Thursday when I find out what it is, it being the plan. Oh, he spoke of compassion and love and how my grandkids and your grandkids deserve equal opportunities to be just as poor as we are. Do you get the feeling the left is so hell bent on equality that even if we are all poor, but equal, it will suffice? It's not a good thing according to the left that only some are wealthy and provide jobs for others, but it is resented and deemed evil. What would make the left happy is if no one was rich, except the government, and the rest of us were of the same economic status....poor. But at least we are equal. They all were dropped on their heads at a very young age. Thanks for sucking up America dem's. Equal but poor: that's the plan.
Back to our jobs, man I feel like the President ignoring the topic at hand. Obama slobbered and gushed and got all emotional about our offspring and then offered us bridge building and road construction. I sit here aghast screeching like screech who never was saved by the bell. I am literally staring at my putee screen remembering what life was like under the Bush administration when we were all prosperous, fat and happy. Now we are skinny, poor and miserable. Sigh. I feel like Dorothy searching for the wizard and yes, he is a fake hiding behind the curtain. The witch is chasing us and that balloon is about to sail....without us. Only in this fairy tail the ruby slippers are on the feet of a dreamer called Barack and yes, there is no place like home....in Chicago....for him.
It seems to me that when you shit on prosperity created by Americans, the message is clear. The prophecy is fulfilled. When the message says that Americans should only rely on the government for their prosperity, you can only assume that that prosperous entity is also evil. No assumptions here, it is indeed. I'm not confused. Prosperity created by government=good, prosperity created by Americans-evil, according to the sons of bitches in Washington. Don't get me wrong, me harping on Obama creating jobs is just a tactic. It's my way of blaming him for all of our ills therefore helping him lose the election. I don't think the Obama administration should be creating jobs and I will submit to the peeps out there in evil America that his stimulus package did us no jobing good. Don't lie lefties. Nobody is buying your shiz. Obama sucks at economic growth and as President. Can't wait to hear how he is gonna create some shitty as hell jobs for us idiots. Word. More on that after the dog and pony show....

THE PRESIDENTS JOB PLAN: IF I TELL YOU I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU....

2011-09-05T13:02:00.001-06:00

SEPTEMBER 11....10 YEARS AGO AND TODAY

2011-08-24T19:49:00.005-06:00

The ten year anniversary is fast approaching for the attacks on September 11Th. I remember that day vividly, as I am sure all of you do. I remember turning on the television just as the first tower was coming down and screaming about the people who were undoubtedly still in the building. It was completely emotional and strangely life altering. I don't think I left the house for days. I was glued to the TV and would often meet up with neighbors in the middle of the street, at the grocery store and we would have conversations of disbelief and angst. It was community therapy standing in line at the post office. We were merely reaching out in the most random places to feel human again or to know that humanity was still out there. The country had changed for the better, for a moment.
Americans were sporting flags on their cars, in their yards, on their clothing, in their hair and everywhere! We were Americans united by the atrocities imposed by evil-doers. We were thick as thieves, bonded by tragedy and for the common good gave blood, held fund-raisers, spoke kinder, used our manners and had more patience, for a moment. The tune changed not long after we invaded Afghanistan and the country began to debate, accuse and theorize about nonsensical paranoia bound criticism of a popular President and his dominating party.
Operation piss on Bush was up and running shortly after the towers fell and Bush gained support, control and exuded the leadership necessary to offer an atmosphere of security once again. Say what you will about George's grammar, he became a legitimate leader in a very dark time for America. Debate is good, don't get me wrong, but let's not act like Dem's were enjoying the impeccable handling of this horrific situation. It didn't sit well and soon patriotism became an accusation and not a feeling of pride in ones country. Within a year heads were spinning. It wasn't cool to be patriotic anymore and soon the climate had become what it once was, a polarizing struggle for power through intimidation. The right accused those who disagreed of being unpatriotic and the left accused the right of being a police state. Little did the democrats know that under a black democratic President who it was thought would be the most civilly minded President EVER, would offer the most secretive administration ever known and the most invasive policies to don our bodily crevices while at the airport. Patriot act? How about the check my body cavity act and invade my fat intake act, now there's some questions for the ACLU. The lefts silence is deafening. Their angst at the Patriot act was artificial, fraudulent and more importantly hypocritical. But who didn't know it?
Here we are 10 years later and we have a President who is a democrat and is the most incompetent President this country has ever had. I hope all you little donkey's are thanking President Obama for keeping previous protection policies in place from the Bush administration so we can live...other than the airport grope policy. But, patriotism is at an all-time low because of the efforts to define patriotism as intimidation by the left. It is no longer popular to love our country...unless your President is black.
I love America, even with her scars of the passed. It pains me to even have to word it in such a way. Why can't I just say that I love my country without having to acknowledge passed sins? I'll try it again. I love America. I am a proud American who wouldn't live anywhere else. Ten years ago our country was invaded and that war continues and I support the effort to rid the world of TERRORISTS who oppress, bully and intimidate for their evil causes. I believe in good and in evil. America is good, for the most part. I threw that in because nobody is perfect and we still have democrats living here. I stand by America even under this President who I find to be a complete nincompoop. Living in America with a less than average President kicks ass on living in Europe any day!
I still mourn the loss of life 10 years later and thank my fellow Americans who, if only but for a brief moment, felt united and love of country on that day. We are all Americans. Some of you just forgot what it meant to be sucker punched when your head was down. I can't and won't ever forget. God Bless America and to the survivors of those lost on 9/11, God bless you.
For more information about the rest of the interview click here: National Geographic The War continues

THE GOP/FOX NEWS DEBATE.....MY TAKE

2011-08-12T16:11:00.003-06:00

First of all the only thing that would have made this debate better would have been a fist fight, other than that, stellar debate. I love watching panties wad. Fox News rocks not only for their fair and balanced approach, but also for their "gotcha" questions they threw at the participants. Newt was right, they were gotcha questions and memo to Newt, I like watching you squirm and seeing your temper tantrums tells me a lot about you. Let me break it down:

Mitt Romney: Polished, Presidential, good-looking, smart and needs to be President.

Michelle Bachmann: She is growing on me, for Vice. I like her spunk and I liked her bitch-slapping the girly man Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty. She gets points for going Cap and trade on him and reminding him of his Obama-like issues. She rocked this debate and makes Sarah Palin look even more tardation than she is. She needs to be careful about her stupid 3 month promises...not smart. Sorry about the sentence ending in a preposition. Red marker it and call me in the morning.

Tim Pawlenty: Dude looked like a constipated Kirby vacuum salesman who is trying to push his way into your abode. He may or may not have a coherent philosophy of what his plans are as Prezzy poo....but I couldn't care less. Dude is a doosh.

Herman Cain: I like him. But he shouldn't be President....at least right now.

Ron Paul: Commit. Him. Now. And I mean to the funny farm. He is not only a no vote, but I would vote for BO before that ridiculous tool. I feel like snakes are crawling under my skin and Mr. Magoo possessed my drunk uncle at my wedding. Shiver.

Rick Santorum: Rick had some great points and when he peed on RP's isolationist policy I cheered big time, but we all know he is not a viable candidate so why waste my energy. snore.

Newt Gingrich: If the Republican party had a stuck-up, elitist equivalent to Barack Obama's intellectualism, Newt wins. he could not be more in love with himself and his constant defensiveness made me uncomfortable and bored. Answer the question. I don't care if they just asked you the size of your genitals. Your inability to stay calm is reminiscent of our thin skinned President. Go away Newt, you are a bore.

Not sure if anyone is left. Don't care. That's the low down. Fox gave us a good gig and I like their journalistic approach of shock questions. How you handle those questions speaks to your ability to cook in the kitchen. We all know the issues. We have memorized the talking points. How do you handle the pressure and some rose to the occasion and others fell. Mitt Romney is who I support and should be President. End. Of. Story. I'm out.

AL GAY MISSES SPRING......AND NOT BECAUSE IT'S COLD

2011-08-04T15:28:00.003-06:00

I hate Al Gore....who is gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. But just be gay Al, just be gay. On a side note and more importantly the crux of this post, Al Gay has a cable channel called Current TV. Nice going Al and Oprah. Keith Olbermann fired suckman from MSNBC, has a show on Al's channel that I had no idea existed and neither does anyone else....cuz it sucks. It's Al's attempt at copying Fox News and a shoddy attempt at that. Al should just buy Al Jazeera and call it good for obvious Al loves terrorists reasons, but that's a different post. Enough about stupid rich people and their cable channels. Al was on the Keith O show saying stupid shiz. Not a shocker. When you are Al and are as repressed as you are, dumb as fudge things come flying out of the face hole regularly. Keith who I will call KO from here on out, was forced and I say forced because who would invite Al on their show on purpose?? Anyway, Al pushed his way onto suckfest countdown show with KO so Al could spew his mind-blowing agenda. Here is Al....

Now what's all this hullabaloo about an American Spring?? Let me explain because it has nothing to do with weather, birdies, flowers and mating. An Arab spring, the thing Al Goristan wants to copy, is a series of protests and demonstrations in the Middle East which have occurred this last spring, called the "Arab Spring." Al does make a point to add that the protests here in the USA need to be "non-violent" since we all know when it comes to our Arab friends being non-violent is unheard of. No offense to Sharia Law and it's death wish. Thanks Al for making such a comparison....you are a retard.
Al goes on to say that our democracy is under siege. Yes, we know Al. It's in danger of being turned into gay Al Gore France being held captive by liberal earth worshippers like you and KO. Call it the earth party KO and Al. Al wants a liberal version of the "tea party". It does tickle me elmo that they are scared to death of this opining and growing group. Al goes on to bad mouth the richy riches who fund the tea party and last I checked Al was a frigging billionaire funding a bunch of liberal shizzle. STFU Al Gay. You make money off of fake global warming panic eerrrr I mean climate change BS and like we didn't know the climate was changing, hello!!??? that's why we have weather people on the evening news! D'OH!
I love watching Al go crazy on the only gig Keith could get. KO is Al's bitch and it ain't pretty, but it is funny. It's no surprise Current TV is on a channel in the one millions. Sorry Al your idea that democracy is in trouble is absolutely correct, but not because of the conservatives in this country. But because of Euro-lovers like you and your lame left over fired TV hosts. Take your lisp and crinkled up forehead to the equator and make babies with mommy earth. You need to stay off the plasma and out of my ear balls. Funny frantic libtard channels rock. my. world.

DEBT SCHMEBT....SNORE

2011-07-26T21:56:00.006-06:00

I don't think the political atmosphere is any different than it has ever been. I could stop right there and call it a good post. Most of you would say, really? No different? It's not more polarized? More vitriolic? More energized? More anything? Just the same? And I would say, yes. This is how it's always been with us Americans. We argue about stuff, it's what we do, it's what we like. Though I do think Democrats are dumber than EVER. Not only did they kick out a historical President, and by historical I don't mean black, I mean worst EVER. I love the all caps EVER at the end of a bad sentence. Color me badd grammar queen. Anyway, the point is, there is always a topic of heat to blow in the winds of the political world. I maintain that the topic of government spending and big government are important ones. They will define this moment in time. The topic of taxation and the governmental cancer invading our lives is and will be the hottest debate for the next few months and then....we will move on, like we always do. I maintain that passed debates were and will always be hotter and more vitriolic than the current debt ceiling, tax the rich, boring as hell topic. I promise you, most Americans could really give a shit about the debt debate. Call me when The Bachelorette and other show watching ninnies kick out a "Hey honey, how about watching some C-SPAN so we can know what the hell they mean by debt ceiling"...not gonna happen. People don't care. The last great debates of our time that generated the asses off the couches was abortion and slavery. Email me when a civil war breaks out about this snore of a topic. Oh please let me read more blogs about the debt, spending debate. That would be so great. Then I can stick my snotty ass in the air and palm down the "economy" blow holes who know everything about everything, including how to make the free market system free without infringing on our right to not drink an accidental rat dead in a Coke bottle. I find all opinionated people, politicians and talking heads who over chat this topic to be constipated. It's easy not complicated like "they" try to tell you. Trust me on this one little thing. When someone tells you something is more complicated than 2+2=4, it's code for we need something for the college grads to do and you are dumb and please stay that way. I take offense to the complicated economic debt ceiling nonsense. Let me break it down for you easy breezy like you and I ride the short bus. The government spends more money than it generates. Mostly because it's run by a bunch of cause addicted snot rags. The conundrum is that Obama owes A LOT money and the due date is here....you see, I play monopoly and have landed on boardwalk with the hotels on it and bitches, I had to pay up, today. Not tomorrow, not in a week and not with Cheetos. It had to be real monopoly money. I also watch Fox News and that in itself makes me an effing expert, so shut up. That was freaking funny right there. I need to borrow from my Visa to pay my MasterCard. Now shut the hell up and don't raise my taxes to fix your stupid debt mess.
The other problem is the "compromise" issue. Everybody wants compromise except those damn tea party loud mouths and frankly yea, I loathe the compromise bi-partisan landfill. Don't buy from the dude selling a vacuum at the door. He can't buy a clue with a vowel and Vanna White can turn letters better than him. Keep fighting Executive and Legislative bitches and we'll keep watching bad TV. I'm not gonna lie, I think the experts and junkies can work this one out while I fake it. I have my own debt ceiling that needs to be raised. Willy Wonka needs to flip me a golden ticket in a chocolate bar so I can crash that glass ceiling after drinking fizzy lifting drink and turning in my everlasting gobstopper. That's the ceiling I'm talking about. I do love watching Obama get all bent like twisted sister on crack. Crack is whack and Obama and the dems are suck masters. Masters of the suck. Major League suckball, the democrats. They rule suckland. Suck R us. Welcome to suck depot owned and operated by democrats. I buy my clothes at the suck mall run by donkeytards. Let's eat at Olive Suckden and your waiter is Michelle Obama. Stay away from the alfredo, you'll get fat!!!!
I love the suckiest party in the history of suckdom. They make me laugh and cry all at the same time. Cry because they are so pathetic that it makes me think of an old lollipop commercial from when I was a kid. How many sucks does it take before you get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? I'm chewing that tootsie right now!

GOOD-BYE FOG, TIME TO BLOG....ABOUT POLITICS

2011-07-19T22:01:00.006-06:00

Sometimes the words flow easily and other times they lay stale in your mind like old cheese. It's good to recognize when your writing becomes redundant and you use your same old ism's as a crutch to "git er done". I was there. I think I may be out of polluted lobe-land and ready to contribute to the political meadow like a fresh new pony. The fog has lifted and though I feel somewhat disenchanted with the direction of the republican party, I do see myself coming out of the chunky political soup can.
The tea party provides a necessary function in my mind. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, but I still maintain that most tea party members are Libertarians. I am not a Libertarian. Libertarians are losers and can't win elections so why would I ever be one? I like winning. I like being the best, the big guy, the fat cat, the champion, the one that rocks you, the one who at the end of the game says neener, neener, neener, you suck ass hat. I hated losing that last election to such an incompetent dweeb. Why would I want to do that again? I hated saying to the world yes, America does still have affirmative action and we elected a token black guy. Too many white dudes in the white house, let's give the tall skinny black one a go. It didn't work out. He is not the pudding this mother ship thought would prove racism dead and heal the legacy of slavery. He enslaved us all by imposing his ridiculous philosophy of equality as a legit reason for supporting his Presidential bid. Stop worshipping the quota and kneel before Zod, the God of real qualifications. Just an idea quota drunk donkey's. Pull your heads out of the butt of liberal stinkin thinkin.
Republicans need to get over themselves. Yea, I love it when donkeys suck and everyone knows it too, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. There is no Jesus in political partyville, period. No one party dominates America's dream of freedom, though republicans are the closest to Nirvana we have. I support the party, but don't make me hit you in the street when you act like little whiny immature wingbats. It's been happening a lot on the digital flat screen and I can't stand the baby banter of excuses from either party. No doubt the Republican party is and will always be the Easter Bunny of political party's. It's widely known that Santa is a repug. The Sultans of Swing voting are the phants and don't think anything else or you will get spit out like meat gristle.
I like Michelle Bachmann...a little, but I hate her accent. I am a pimp for Fargo the movie, but I don't want a President who talks like a pregnant cop who arrests dudes for going wood chipper on fake kidnapped women. I like it that demobrats go mental when talking about Michelle Bachmann. It's fine viewing. I like it that Chris Matthews gets a leg-gasm when talking about Obama, but pukes green elephant babies when chatting about Michelle on his suck ass show on MSNBC, a non-network.
I could care less that Michelle B. has 3 gazillion kids and rides a unicorn to work. She is a lawyer and that is public enemy number one in my book, unless I get accused of robbing a bank and I need one, then they are Nikki friend numero uno. But, don't tell me about the kiddies like I should punch a chad just because she squeezed out a bunch of puppies and maybe bought a few. I don't find that Presidential or a necessary fallopian tubed reason to support her executive bid. Sharing my same values or opinions does not make me support you or your fake eyelashes. Trust me I know about fake eyelashes, I had them and she has a lot of them. They are stellar but I need to see your eyeballs before I stick your bumper sticker to my heap of crap car and your rugs for lashes are blocking said balls.
Being able to win will make me love you, cuddle you, kiss you and marry you and I don't think Michelle can sway the independents and win this important gig. You see affirmative action is in play here as well with Michelle. Token black guy, token female. Let's get over the need to prove that we got our own Margaret Thatcher and that queens aren't just gay dudes. Pretty soon every civil right baby will be crying about needing a token President to represent their pathetic group. Keep it real folks. No more quota appeasing Presidents....LOVE YA BITCHES! I AM BACK and more stuck up than ever!

BLOG CHECK-IN

2011-04-13T14:26:00.002-06:00

I'm not done with blogging, I'm just done with repeat offenses. I troll the blogs and find it redundant to regurgitate the news. Topics come and go and rants sometimes, blow. I can't just say what was said and so my blog seems to be...dead. It gets under my skin to say it all again and so I try like the little engine that could, to write my thoughts like I think I should. Obama is retarded and should be discarded. I say it so much I feel like a shmuck, but then again what the....
Be back soon!!

THE OBAMA 2012 CAMPAIGN BEGINS....OR DID IT EVER END?

2011-04-06T12:36:00.005-06:00

I've watched long movies before, but nothing like this never-ending trailer of Obama previews. The following 10 year preview was not approved for all audiences, it is rated X. We have already had 25 kajillion years of Obama dominating the airwaves and to my discontent, we have to suffer even more Obama invasion of the body snatchers. We will forever suffer the symptoms of Obama swine flu because he actually won the Presidency. Forever in the annals of time and forever in the history books of the United States of America. Man OH MAN, it sucks to be us. Our kids and their kids and their kids will have to learn US history and utter the name Obama for.ev.er. Let's hope history shows the authentic enduring of idiocy. Long live the hope gene that went extinct with the dope gene.
Infomercials are for old people and this administration has been one big ass long infomercial to the youth, go figure. At some point they, as in the Obama administration, might start governing and become legit, but don't hold your breath. You will die. It's really all about the door prize for democrats, so how can anyone compete with that? Obama starting his campaign "20 months"(more like 20 million months) before the election is a joke. Drumming up Facebook "likes" is gay. It's gayer than 10 Barney the purple dinosaurs and 20 little purple teletubbies with the no gender purse. The fag vote does count even though Obama gay love has been minimal. I guess the biggest reason the official announcement of the official beginning of the official campaign is so lameboogers, is because the last campaign NEVER ended. We all know it. We all live it. We all blow our noses on Obama tissue every day. Even the little liberal trolls who bounce around anonymously like creatures from the black lagoon know it. They know Obama is constantly commercialising(made up word? maybe)and Michelle has never stopped pimping the Obama crush. First Lady to the organic vegetables has been super fun but the farmers market called and they want their hoe back. Give it a rest Michelle. Carrots are for rabbits and you're a fuggin' J. Crew ad.
It's no joke that the Obama's are a joke. I may just sue the federal government for fraud and brain rape. They owe me a hell of a lot more than health care. They owe me and you America care. Apologize to me almighty appeaser. Take that apology tour on the road and say sorry for being such a bad President. Tell the citizens that you are indeed sorry for the ills YOU CAUSED of the last....4-5 years. Including the MANY years of media/Obama sex. The political porno has embedded itself into my cranium and lives there forever like a parasite with silicone breasts! That in itself is a felony. Obama should go to jail for impersonating a President and screwing us all. Obama images haunt me and are causing flashbacks of O-BAH-MA! O-BAH-MA! O-BAH-MA! I wake up in a cold sweat every night to the tunes of Will.I.AIN'T praying to the Obama Jesus. Someone has to pay! Seriously, how are we supposed to get over the the post traumatic stress of the last elections casualties? America lost and lost big and I will never get over it. Obama here, there and everywhere. Who can stand the Obama puke. The barf-o-bama will soon protrude American homes ONCE AGAIN and all I can say is take shelter! Make a bomb shelter people and live in it until the election is over. Keep the trash channels running. Watch those housewives of whatever city and drift into a fantasy of someone else's pathetic existence. It will be better for you to inhale garbage than to endure the upcoming Obama show of donkey shit. Just keeping it real. Don't hate the messenger, hate the campaign process. Hate the money wasted. Hate the lies. But love the mud-slinging and there is plenty of Obama mud coming to you live from 2 years of NOTHING and NOTHING! Now that I can look forward to...

2012 AD FOR THE GOP....

2011-04-01T13:14:00.002-06:00

THE NATION-CENTRIC LIBERTARIANS OR MORE SPECIFICALLY.... "CONSERVATIVES"

2011-03-27T18:03:00.004-06:00

While most self proclaimed "conservatives" are acutely unaware of the hijacking of "conservatism" by Libertarians, let me once again educate you about the world of isolationism. The Republican party is the party of moderation in America. Democrats are looney lefty liberals and Libertarians are crazy loser extremists of both parties, but claim to be "conservative"...WHAT EV'S. I've said it before and for the sake of time and effort, that will be the last time I capitalize any political party again in this post. Call it intellectual laziness. You would be right...
While most conservatives are screaming isolationist ideas, they are at the same time committing ominous hypocrisy. The accusations of socialism stop at the door of isolationism. The Ming Dynasty practiced an isolationist policy, sound familiar? That's CHINA FOLKS! Here is isolationism defined:

The policy or doctrine of trying to isolate one's country from the affairs of other nations by declining to enter into alliances, foreign economic commitments, international agreements, and generally attempting to make one's economy entirely self-reliant; seeking to devote the entire efforts of one's country to its own advancement, both diplomatically and economically, while remaining in a state of peace by avoiding foreign entanglements and responsibilities

Basically it's nation-centric and completely moronic. Now I am not saying let's enter into liberal hell by embracing a "world view" type of philosophy. Far from it. I want to puke on diversity and multilateralism. The UN can kiss this dirty mouth, but so can you isolation promoters.
There has to be an in between. I am not trying to be Miss compromise, I pee on give and take. I do think that human rights and democracy are things a strong, super-powered America should promote and that includes with fire power. Conservatives need to walk away slowly from the Ron Paul's and Glenn Beck's who smooch the rear end of Dennis Kucinich on this belief. Don't over blow and cry about America's debt so much that you forget the greater good for those struggling to attain agency in this life. America is the world policeman against oppression and dominance. Do not turn your cheeks away from Gods children around the world. The refuge they seek is only possible by America's hand and yet there are so many who preach otherwise and proclaim conservative values. Isolationism is not a conservative value. Isolationism is a communist value. Closing our borders for "self interest" is oh so North Korea. Our economy would collapse and Obama would end up looking like a genius economist.
Beware of wolves in sheep clothing who preach the ideals of dictators and profess to cling to philosophies of our founding fathers. Perhaps George Washington had this view because he did just beat down a theocratic and oppressive system. But really? Are we still under the thumb of a King? Are we not self-sufficiently in the 21st century and are we not THE super power on the world stage? It's time we start acting like bad-asses who demand dictators treat humans human-like instead of like 15th century revolutionaries who fear slippery slope theocratic ideals. We get it. We get the need for independence and self-sufficiency. America is not peeing on our founding ideals just because we help a few citizens in Libya get their freedom on....Or their Al Quaeda on. Figure it out Obama and get control of the situation. That's a different subject. sigh. Open your eyes republicans. You are about to be extinct not only as a party, but as a philosophy.
Now let the "we are broke and in debt" cries begin. I swear, conservatives bitch and moan more than gay little democrats. It's getting sickening....

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2011-03-17T15:56:00.000-06:00

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THE OBAMA DOCTRINE vs. THE BUSH DOCTRINE

2011-03-09T16:29:00.013-07:00

It wasn't too long ago that Charles Gibson asked Sarah Palin to explain the Bush Doctrine. She answered the question like an elementary school kid, and we'll just leave it there so my follower number doesn't continue to go down. As if I care. Sarah clearly had no idea what the Bush doctrine was and neither does 99% of America. I would venture to say that most Americans have no idea what the Obama doctrine is, but neither does Obama so it's all good.
A President always has a foreign policy philosophy, this is called a DOCTRINE. A phrase that describes various foreign policy positions held by the administration. It's a rule or guide that lets the world and Americans know where the executive branch stands when dealing with conflicts in or with other nations. The Bush doctrine was clear and concise. According to Wikipedia the non-encyclopedia encyclopedia, the Bush doctrine was:

"The security environment confronting the United States today is radically different from what we have faced before. Yet the first duty of the United States Government remains what it always has been: to protect the American people and American interests. It is an enduring American principle that this duty obligates the government to anticipate and counter threats, using all elements of national power, before the threats can do grave damage. The greater the threat, the greater is the risk of inaction – and the more compelling the case for taking anticipatory action to defend ourselves, even if uncertainty remains as to the time and place of the enemy’s attack. There are few greater threats than a terrorist attack with WMD.

To forestall or prevent such hostile acts by our adversaries, the United States will, if necessary, act preemptively in exercising our inherent right of self-defense. The United States will not resort to force in all cases to preempt emerging threats. Our preference is that nonmilitary actions succeed. And no country should ever use preemption as a pretext for aggression."

In case you missed it, the doctrine was preventative in nature and believed that democracy for the middle east would be a stabilizer against terrorism, had you read further and I had a desire to cut and paste the entire article. Google Bush doctrine and read up. A free people are a happy people and terrorists clearly have anger management issues. All joking aside, the Bush administration maintained that a free people would not feel anger at being oppressed and would in turn be less likely to embrace terrorism. To me this is crystal clear and rings true on all levels. It was essentially a human rights campaign packed with heat. Bush believed that freedom over all else was our greatest gift from God and under democracy, tyrannical fear would end and so would terrorism. Also, all nations who harbor terrorists would be acted upon pre-emptively before they attacked America like they did on 9-11. Sitting ducks no more under the Bush administration. A threat was taken seriously and so we invaded Iraq. The game was changed forever. Pure genius and quite inspiring. Rid the Middle East of tyranny and end terrorism. Makes sense to me.
So now that the Middle East is in turmoil and the desire to overthrow evil dictators is in, what is the Obama doctrine? Clearly Bush was right. Clearly Bush had a vision of what the middle east was all about. Theocracies so dominating in nature that if only a democracy could emerge and work, it would be an inspiration to all Muslim nations. Iraq has become an example of what could be for many under dictatorial rule. Other Muslim nations can and should be free from oppressive dictatorships, so by protest and rebellion it has begun. Why should the lefts plight for human rights end with the slaves of the past? And why does liberalism and more specifically why do DEMOCRATS, shut the door on real human suffering by only speaking of it and not offering real fire powered solutions? Because they lack moral clarity in the face of soft core slavery called racism and economic equality. America is too fixated on the non-oppressed to acknowledge those who really suffocate under the feet of fascism. Their causes are so jaded by imaginary cynicism towards American illusions of grandeur, that they think people on welfare actually have it bad. There is the other problem of war. They are so against taking the bastards out, that America is seen as a big pathetic loser that revels in their own freedom while the rest of the world lives in shackles and chains. A liberals philosophy is twisted and completely maniacal. On it's face they pretend to hate oppression but in reality they love the oppressor, and worship idealism. The left envies dictators who rule and dominate, it's what they want. The nanny state is liberalism's wet dream.
Thank Bush for the call of freedom in the Near East. Thank Bush for planting the seed of democracy in Iraq. It isn't perfect, but Rome wasn't built in a day. There is clearly room for Islam and freedom to co-exist. The rumblings of sweet overthrow are raging in the middle east and for that you can thank the clear doctrine of humanity, rather than a passive one that cowers to tyranny. Who should the rebels want as President of the United States to assist in their plight? Not this one. Not the one whose doctrine consists of no clear message, no definitive action, and certainly no help other than Presidential scoldings and pleas to the international community. Obama's foreign doctrine is one of negotiation and appeasement. It is passive in nature and the administration has offered no clear statement as to what it, their doctrine, is. This is the only statement stating what Obama as commander in chief embraces as foreign policy:

"I will focus this strategy on five goals essential to making America safer: ending the war in Iraq responsibly; finishing the fight against Al Qaeda and the Taliban; securing all nuclear weapons and materials from terrorists and rogue states; achieving true energy security; and rebuilding our alliances to meet the challenges of the 21st century..."

Thank you Mr. President for that highly thought out and intricate piece of meat. The Obama administration after winning the election, went on to develop a National Security strategy that included dropping the phrase "global war on terror" and "enemy combatant". Adopted was a strategy to reach out to Muslim nations as friends to counter fears that the US was at war with Islam. A massive marketing strategy emerged to portray America as a new and softer country with its new President. Obama became the most naive President to ever adorn the Oval office. Obama weakened America, Obama weakened himself. President Obama will not be known for his foreign policy prowess, but he will be known for his foreign policy impotence. Obama's soft approach to rogue nations has put a lot of Americans at bay. At the same time, the left has been left, confused. We are still in Iraq and the war in Afghanistan is not even close to being over. Gitmo remains open and though on the store front the sign reads, we are sorry for being so mean, the inside remains the same...only much, much, much less intimidating. Perhaps Obama miscalculated his charisma. Maybe he thought his liberalism would be enough to foster a more likable America. After all according to most liberals, they are superior thinkers and relate to the world better than the gun toting George Bush. But what can the left say when the world wants to rid themselves of leftist ideals? Get your gun and help out the rebels? No. It's don't shoot the peeps or I will call some other world leaders to put "pressure" on you dictators who like me. The poor Obama administration is always in conflict...with itself.
Now the Middle East is seeking refuge from tyranny while our President walks a tight rope of pleasing all sides. Remember when liberals were for human rights? Remember when it was the left who fought for the oppressed in the 1960's? Not any more. It is the left who ignores the plight of the human in chains, all in the name of peace. There is NO peace under a tyrant. Stop singing about how Obama promotes peace. He promotes dictatorships and tyranny beyond our borders. Inside our borders he walks a fine line of American freedom vs. American economic lynching. There is no peace when human rights are offered by passive Presidents who do nothing but give loving lip service to the oppressors. Liberalism understands not the state of the world and Obama's naivete is a dangerous and impotent doctrine.
At the end of the day, George W. Bush will continue to be a far more superior, principled and decisive policymaker. And that makes me smile.

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2011-03-03T14:40:00.002-07:00

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A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LITTLE OF THAT.....

2011-03-01T14:26:00.007-07:00

Chuck Sheen
I don't have a lot to say about the goings on in the news lately, so I'll keep my opining short and to the point. The news has been less than interesting barring a few strung out loon celebrities and some unrest in the Middle East. I suppose watching Charlie Sheen is more than any of us could ask, as far as train wrecks are concerned. Thanks for the distraction Chuck, try not to die. We've watched this scene before and won't be shocked at how this will end if you continue down this road. I hope the people around you aren't enabling fools that indulge your self-destructive behavior, but something tells me you aren't in good company. When all is said and done, the voyeur in me can't look away but the mother in me wants to. God bless and get well soon.

GLENN BECK
I like to have background noise when I shower and do other daily annoyances, so I decided to leave FOX on the idiot box while I do my daily putter. The Glenn Beck show came on and I couldn't help but listen to what seemed to be a hyper-active alarmist who made me want to go buy a tent, generator and a 3 year supply of Diet Coke and escape into the wilderness somewhere. Truly, I was scared. I am not shy about my less than enthusiastic impression of Glenn, but let me explain why I think he is dangerous. Yes, I said and I meant, dangerous....I didn't stammer. Now don't go postal Beck peeps. I don't think Glenn is dangerous in the sense of bombing DC or anything, but he is creating a culture of "let me do your thinking and researching for you." I have spoken to more than one Beck FAN that has asked me the same question more than once as though it was a legitimate reason to follow Glenn religiously. Number 1 was that he has a bigger staff than me and can research things and pass them on to us, the uneducated and retarded viewer. Number 2 was that he was honest and forthcoming in what said research offered to me the ignorant viewer. I stipulate that my job is not to dig deep into the happenings in Washington and beyond, but I'll be damned before I believe everything a buffoon on TV says, I don't care if it's the Easter Bunny speaking. Glenn offers himself as a renaissance man knowing everything from what our founding fathers were thinking, to what is REALLY going on in the Middle East. For the record, Glenn is no professor of life, politics or otherwise and excuse me if I choke while you invoke the Glenn Beck source as though you were quoting the Bible. The information you spew from his show is on its face one sided and yes, slanted. Could it be that he presents to us, the viewer, with the things that support HIS point of view like all the other talking trolls on TV? I encourage all you Beckies to use Google a little more often and stop telling me that he is a one stop shopping mall of knowledge called Glenn Britannica. This is where the danger lies. When you all stop doing your own "research" and forming your own "opinions" is where you lose me. I get the whole time restraints and resources beyond our capabilities act, but always remember ALL MEDIA TYPES LIE AND DISTORT. End. Of. Story. Now don't be a democrat and don't worship Glenn until he earns it or you will be another Kool-aid drinking fool like the Obamakins.

OSCAR WINFREY
I can't pass up an opportunity to make fun of the Oscars and Oprah Winfrey. First of all I struggled even watching the bloody award show. It could not have been any slower were we watching Madonna put on a corsette. Anne Hathaway and the Spiderman dude sucked lollipops and trust me, there was no tootsie roll in the middle. They were bitten by the NICE bug and made fun of NO ONE. WTF?? Where was Ricky Gervais? Freaking Mary Poppins and Mr. Rodgers were sedatives so powerful you could put Ambien out of business....HOLY SISTER THERESA BATMAN. Thank goodness someone dropped an F bomb and woke me up. Praise the FCC for making that a big effing deal. You saved my effing life.
Oprah couldn't have been a bigger tool. Her uppity accent is so fingers to a chalkboard retarded. Hey Oprah, Mrs. Lovey Howell called and wants off Gilligan's island so she can kick your ass for stealing her voice.
Totally happy that Colin Firth, who is a major HOTTIE, won best actor and The King's Speech won best picture. Academy got it right. Thanks for not pitching lesbian movies about kids who aren't alright as being alright as best in show. You still rock NOT my world but go see the King PEEPS....it is stellar. I love movies about Kings who have to overcome adversity like little people and I like movies where people have to act and act they do and phenomenally so.

WHY THIS CONSERVATIVE LIKES, NO LOVES, EMINEM

2011-02-20T16:53:00.009-07:00

Politics aside. It's time to explain my super fan love for Eminem. I admit to a major crush and admiration for the angry rapper. I am a super fan of Marshall Mathers and to some it is not only gruesome, but so completely contrary to my "value" system that they shake their heads disapprovingly. Maybe, OK for sure it is contrary, but I cross this line willingly. I suppose some of Eminem's lyrics are degrading to women, homo-sexuals and just plain foul in nature. Sure, I stipulate that. I probably shouldn't offend my spiritual ears with such garbage, but the truth is, I find his lyrics exhilarating, oh so profound, shockingly poetic and satirically true. I identify with much of the persona of this gifted lyricist. Eminem is a genius. If you can set aside your paradigms for just a moment and not necessarily become "open-minded" but see the poetry offered, you can appreciate the art. And yes, to me it is art.
While so many entertainers of today are manufactured pretty boys who sing averagely and dance somewhat well, here you find an angry kid from a broken home who spews lyrics as fast as anyone can to a beat that is the pinnacle of his angst. It is emotionally driven and for that, I respond.
I don't enjoy the complete Eminem collection as some lyrics are over the top disgusting. But for the most part his lyrics and speed rapping rule the day and there is an authentic-ness to his music. Yes, I call it music. That's up for debate, I get that. To me music is passion or it is just noise. When you hear or see a legend singing or performing the passion is ALWAYS there. As a Barbra Streisand fan, you can watch any clip of her singing and there is passion in her performance. Some have it, some don't. Some give it, some don't know how, mostly because they don't understand it. Many packaged artists are more interested in the sexual attraction aspect of revenue generating. Get the girls hooked and you got it. Same with female artists. Their sexpot persona is far more interesting than their music to many a gyrating male. This conflicts with the emotion needed to connect with the audience. I want to entertain you with my raw talent and speak to your heart is unheard of in today's musical industry. Many "artists" today are lacking the emotion needed to deliver and connect to their audience. This is why they have dancing ninjas, skanks, sex simulation and explosions. Their mediocre talent can't carry the show, so producers improvise with a marketing plan and unfortunately the youth buy it, and fickle they are. They move on as quickly as the crush dies.
So I buy authenticity, even when it is foul. I'm a pimp for the angry rapper. It's emotional. It's connection...it's authentic. It's not for everyone. But rest assured, I am not heading off into skank oblivion just because I adorn Marshall Mathers. His talent is legit and you will be glad to know my love of music doesn't stop at the door of cranky rap. I have an arsenal of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, too. I think Em and the Mo Tabs should duet. YO! Besides this is my theme: Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody, just follow me, Cause we need a little, controversy. Cause it feels so empty, without me!
WTP
Now first of all I'm the boss
I just wanna get that across
Man even my Dentist hates when I floss
Pull up to the club in a Pinto likes it's a Porsche
Garbage bag for one of the windows
Spray-painted doors with the flames on 'em
Michigan plates and my name's on 'em
Baby, Shady's here come on get him
If you dames want 'em
But he ain't stupid so quit tryin' to run them games on him
He's immune to Cupid, why you tryin' to put your claims on him?
Cuz you won't do to me what you did to the last man
Now climb in back try not to kick over the gas can
There's a half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance....of getting home!

WHEN BOOBS TALK ABOUT BREAST FEEDING

2011-02-17T22:19:00.006-07:00

Sarah Palin took a "mocking tone" at Michelle Obama, according to CNN, while speaking to a group of business owners in New York. The headline reads "Palin Mocks Michelle Obama." WOW, I could really slide into a Sarah Palin deranged cramp about that piece of non-information. Snore. This just in: Santa scolded elf for leaving refrigerator door open in North Pole where the temperature is the same in and outside of the fridge.
I love it when the hyper-sensitive call-out the hyper-sensitive. Especially when the news is slow and most of us are snoring ourselves to death. This dissing tone is a total boob implant and it's as if I planned this little show myself. The comment CNN went all double D over, referred to Michelle Obama's plug for breast-feeding. Palin made this comment "No wonder Michelle Obama is telling people to breast feed their babies, because the price of milk is rising so high."
Who friggin cares? The price is, and......I just drifted off this topic is so boring. What was I talking about?? Oh yea, boobs.
Just so you know, all blog posts about boobs get trolled by the porn freaks who google "boob" regularly, so consider this a shameless traffic generating post that's about to go nipply on some babies. It's a scientific fact that all liberals were breast fed while the more intelligent, independent republicans were lactose intolerant formula babies. We didn't latch on to the government like the libs did. Get the bibs.
First of all, we have twins. Michelle and Sarah are twins. Babies who suck. I know this is of course going to cost me some readers for hating on Sarah, but focus on the Michelle diss and then we can still be friends. Kinda clever, totally true and somewhat funny was the Sarah comment. I saw no mention of the breast-feeding comment on FOX(feel free to correct I have no time to dig any deeper than I did). Kudos to FOX for not plugging non-news. I did find it interesting that the publicity for this comment by CNN was combo'ed up with a brief mention of Sarah hiring a chief of staff and again stating her ability to "lead this country" and other worthless comments on Egypt. The article was a short waste of space and I am dumber for reading it. Sarah threw out statements in her speech about how this administration is "flip-flopping" on Egypt and how the Muslim brotherhood believes in sharia law. STAND BACK FELLAS! WOW! So informative! Now feel free to rip on the administration as though that was an amazingly nuanced statement of outerspace and the people who reside there, SP. Sarah doesn't have a stellar grasp on the situation in the Middle East and when a cartwheel turner calls someone a flip flopper, I must laugh. Snore. Sarah has no idea what sharia law even is. There is no joke here, I just like saying SHARIA LAW. Feel free to red pen the preposition I just ended my sentence....with.
It's all yard gnome material. Yea, go sit in someones yard and act all innocent when we know you little gnomes come alive at night and terrorize cats and step on flowers. That's what I see here. You're not a real plant in a garden Sarah, you're just a scary little plastic thing that acts like it belongs. Someone bought you like yard decor and yard gnomes are purchased at Wal-Mart. They are the fruitcake of the garden. But, I like the Michelle mock and I give gnome props for that. I suppose Sarah does have a place in the Republican party or what some call the "conservative" movement. But let's not crack jokes about inflated milk prices and babies sucking boobs when we are way too in the bra of feed me a line please, ourselves. Just sayin.
As for Michelle, Barack and the other breast-feeding freaks out there. Keep your far reaching governmental hands off my breasts. They are spectacular, but must you constantly spew self-righteous, organic bullshit?? Go ahead and spill the stats about blah, blah, blah breast-feeding advantages, blah, blah, blah. We get it. Breast-feeding is best. I suppose I would listen if you didn't have Al Gore the wonder globe warming errrr climate change wizard on speed dial. Dude is a scientific fraud and quite frankly you "discriminating" against those who CHOOSE not to breast-feed and those who CAN'T breast feed is beyond the scope of your liberalism. I would like a 5 page summary describing to me how this is a pro-choice stand and better yet, a non-discriminatory agenda. Not all boobs lactate and how can you hurt their feelings and the women who adorn them? You are not offering an equal booby playing field and I am going to tell mother sucking earth on you.
I'm not trying to be difficult, but I could care less about breast-feeding. Do it. Don't do it. It's up to you and your....titties. CNN making a federal case out of one slightly humorous comment is evidence of a slow news cycle and a desperate left agenda. Is there a need for more riots in the world so we don't have to read headlines about booby mocks and the women who make them? I really don't care what Sarah says and I certainly couldn't care less about....I can't say BF anymore. This post is over. Keep the news real and put the gnome back in the yard. And for hell sake let's have a reduction in boob talk.

OPRAH, OPRAH, OPRAH

2011-02-12T16:42:00.006-07:00

Believe me, I am rolling my eyes and sighing like a disgruntled old person at the grocery store trying to grab the last bottle of Pepto Bismal. I am not sure who puts me in celebrity hell worse, Sarah Palin or Oprah Winfrey. There really is no difference between the two except one is a billionaire and the other one wants to be, you google who is who. I wonder how Obama feels about hiding behind a skirt. Oprah sticking up for HER man is so damned gross. It's grosser than ten gross things in this world of, I like my men manly. In case you haven't heard, Oprah thinks we should not only respect our President, but realize that there is a, are you ready for this, sit down you won't believe it....."a learning curve". W. T. F.? I about peed myself after hearing this load of crap. Really? Let's elect dumb asses and give them a few YEARS to sort it all out. Is there a book called "being Presidents for dummies?" You said IT Oprah not me. You just admitted that Obama is making big mistakes. That is so not in the playbook. Nice going Oprah Queen of TV! I think Oprah just got fired as first friend. Oprah is so not invited to the O-val O-ffice. Oh me, Oh my! Did O just stick her foot in our mouth? That's like your flight attendant grabbing the mic and saying "please forgive us if we crash, there is a learning curve. Thank you for flying ba-bye!" Oprah says "I think everyone complaining should try it for a while", it as in being President. Seriously, Oprah? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Websters just called and wants your face off the hypocrisy page. I don't even need to say the B U S H word to point out that big ass joke. Offer that across the board or get called an intellectually DISHONEST liberal retard. Goose meet gander. Hypocrisy knows no bounds in Oprahland.
Oprah did go on to say that she supported Obama because of his "integrity" and his "heart". A tear. I shed a tear. Thanks for clarifying Oprah. You didn't support O for his leadership ability or his nuance, it was his blood pump center. EFFING A. Thanks for sending our economy a big ole purple muscle and Pinocchio's Jiminy Cricket to be President. How about this Queen of Talk, how about you stick to pimping your favorite things major corporations pay you to pimp and we the people will figure out who can govern our fair land. I mean, you are the Queen of talk and you just spoke stupid. You're a court jester really, a joke of a pundit for sure. A television icon worth billions and you just dissed your main dude? I'm not saying you're not smart. I am saying you are wrong about most things and that includes your favorite Presidential hopefuls who become President and suck at it. Sometimes smarts and wisdom don't find each other. Oprah, you are so jaded by your own power that you actually think people believe the words you say. Memo: To: Oprah: The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you. You are not as you appear. You pimped Mickey Mouse to get us out of one of the biggest economic messes in the history of America and you WERE and ARE wrong. Maybe we do have St. Obama running things, I am not so sure we do. Opie Taylor lived in Mayberry and he should stay there climbing trees and eating aunt Bea food. Oprah, I don't want to know what you think about anything. Ever. Shut it down. I would rather have dinner with a prostitute who was the real deal, than with a faker like you. Hooker could give me some real tips. Now let's not say stupid stuff anymore O....prah, bama. Yea, right. Like that's gonna happen...