<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128</id><updated>2024-11-01T08:21:21.982-04:00</updated><category term="Virginia Tech"/><category term="Virginia Tech Massacre"/><category term="Bill Hickman"/><category term="Black Label Society"/><category term="Black ice"/><category term="Bob Marley"/><category term="Bullitt"/><category term="Cop Shoots Cow"/><category term="Cracker"/><category term="Dave Matthews"/><category term="Derrick McFarland"/><category term="Eric Sutphin"/><category term="Hokies"/><category term="Homicide"/><category term="Huckleberry Trail"/><category term="James Dean"/><category term="Mini-me"/><category term="Nick Douglas"/><category term="Richard Lynch"/><category term="Short People"/><category term="Steve McQueen"/><category term="Stevie Ray Vaughn"/><category term="The fall of modern civilization"/><category term="Tokyo Drift"/><category term="Va. Tech"/><category term="Verne Troyer"/><category term="We are Virginia Tech"/><category term="West Virginia"/><category term="West Virginia Drowning"/><category term="William Morva"/><category term="android os"/><category term="beer"/><category term="bottle fight"/><category term="etiquette"/><category term="flying cow"/><category term="frat house"/><category term="fun"/><category term="google"/><category term="google phone"/><category term="kegerator"/><category term="minivan"/><category term="neowin.net"/><category term="phone modding"/><category term="reruns"/><category term="surfing"/><category term="tool"/><title type='text'>the rantings of a disordered mind</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default?alt=atom&amp;redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default?alt=atom&amp;start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>61</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-5520267835272461716</id><published>2009-09-20T10:54:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T10:54:22.213-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type="text">I may have jumped the gun, a mutherfucker took over a departed friends google account and was iming me last night, really angry and confused, more to follow</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/5520267835272461716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/5520267835272461716' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/5520267835272461716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/5520267835272461716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2009/09/i-may-have-jumped-gun-mutherfucker-took.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-5429286175157516446</id><published>2009-04-02T23:36:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T15:17:20.283-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Gangsta on the Loose</title><summary type="text">Add one more to the list. There have been so many murders since I moved here, I lost count, either 43 or 44, not sure.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/5429286175157516446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/5429286175157516446' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/5429286175157516446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/5429286175157516446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2009/04/gangsta-on-loose.html' title='Gangsta on the Loose'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-4513683972442597709</id><published>2009-02-11T00:20:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-18T12:54:25.992-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="West Virginia"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="West Virginia Drowning"/><title type='text'>Funeral For a Friend</title><summary type="text">I have had some truly bizarre shit happen to me as of late, haven&#39;t really documented it here, trying not to focus on the negative. But something, no idea what, happened to someone else, someone I really cared about. I thought it appropriate to post this, as it would go basically un-noticed if I didn&#39;t. A guy I knew, dare I call him a friend, was found dead, floating in a stream in West Virginia,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/4513683972442597709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/4513683972442597709' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/4513683972442597709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/4513683972442597709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2009/02/funeral-for-friend.html' title='Funeral For a Friend'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-735131452006142955</id><published>2009-01-18T18:45:00.010-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T18:50:48.239-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Here We Go Again!!!</title><summary type="text">Hoping I might be able to catch a Steelers game that isn&#39;t on CBS, if you get what I mean...edit: From my lips to God&#39;s ears? Assigning credit for something so random to anyone is asinine. Along those lines, Willis McGehee is fine, probably has one hell of a headache though... Jeez, and then there&#39;s this, so stupid. I&#39;m with Polamalu, pretty soon, the NFL will be a touch football league. Well, at</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/735131452006142955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/735131452006142955' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/735131452006142955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/735131452006142955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2009/01/here-we-go-again.html' title='Here We Go Again!!!'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih09P9pAy0hRRCw-ZjNqVGPwDkQWDHPIm90ocPC6BHhQZAIcNRo2kc7aO3HcaUAJhokjN_wF6_1KgoqVTu89YVxhnNnUN2idzauoYnw73RTbtNB2JogayuZdu29byFmZDiOCxJ/s72-c/PittsburghSteelers_Electric-2.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-1736266983179725140</id><published>2009-01-09T23:14:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T17:59:54.930-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry I&#39;ve been gone so long, again...</title><summary type="text">I am trying to get back to this. I have had stuff to blog, just no time to do it. Anyhoo, if for nothing else, &quot;bacon&quot; memes were really big this past year, twitter took off, and aww hell, I could go on and on, but I won&#39;t. Just one post for now. There is a word that took on different proportions, just in the last year or so. It is FAIL. Go to Buzzfeed.com if you want to find out more about all </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/1736266983179725140/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/1736266983179725140' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/1736266983179725140'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/1736266983179725140'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2009/01/sorry-ive-been-gone-so-long.html' title='Sorry I&#39;ve been gone so long, again...'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-5405839431216662682</id><published>2008-05-31T00:05:00.018-04:00</published><updated>2009-02-18T13:04:16.308-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cop Shoots Cow"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Derrick McFarland"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Eric Sutphin"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Homicide"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Huckleberry Trail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Virginia Tech Massacre"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="William Morva"/><title type='text'>This is why I blog....</title><summary type="text">Forget all the stuff I&#39;ve posted previously about the Virginia Tech massacre, and all of that. The guy that killed the Montgomery Regional Hospital security guard, and the Montgomery County Sheriff,the girl that  had her boyfriend murdered on the dark-side of Radford,the guy that went in to my local Walmart and killed his ex-girlfriend. Oh, and this guy). Not positive, might be leaving some out, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/5405839431216662682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/5405839431216662682' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/5405839431216662682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/5405839431216662682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-is-why-i-blog.html' title='This is why I blog....'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-2968637424875321380</id><published>2008-05-12T13:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-12T13:45:02.680-04:00</updated><title type='text'>WTF?</title><summary type="text">Man overboard! Abandoned blog! Oh dear, once again, the assinine nature of my exisitance has prevented me from blogging on a regular basis...I will try my best to rectify this in the coming days. It isn&#39;t like I haven&#39;t had stoopid stuff transpire that might amuse others, but rather that I haven&#39;t had the opportunity or motive, it&#39;s just that spare time, in these times, is quite precious. See, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/2968637424875321380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/2968637424875321380' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/2968637424875321380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/2968637424875321380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2008/05/wtf.html' title='WTF?'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-7390797795902487244</id><published>2008-04-16T09:15:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-02-11T17:34:32.515-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Multimedia message</title><summary type="text">Well, here goes nothing, my first mobile blog post...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/7390797795902487244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/7390797795902487244' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/7390797795902487244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/7390797795902487244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2008/04/multimedia-message.html' title='Multimedia message'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-3035360338902005636</id><published>2008-02-29T17:17:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-18T10:49:33.766-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Having one of those days</title><summary type="text">Hell, having one of those years, and it&#39;s only February, damnit! If they take my stapler, if they move my cubicle again, I&#39;ll burn this place to the ground. More details in a minute, I swear...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/3035360338902005636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/3035360338902005636' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/3035360338902005636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/3035360338902005636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2008/02/having-one-of-those-days.html' title='Having one of those days'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-2453087059942104879</id><published>2008-02-05T00:42:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-29T14:30:11.494-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Here we go again...</title><summary type="text">Hooray, the Giants won, why am I not totally amped (Aside from being a Steelers fan)? Don&#39;t get me started...But, some points of interest, Britany is incarcerated...Brady and Bellicheck are emasculated...Kiefer is emancipated, Tom Petty and Superbowl commercials are completely overated...Why am I still bummed?A plethora of reasons...It has nothing to do with the season, SADD(seasonal disorder </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/2453087059942104879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/2453087059942104879' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/2453087059942104879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/2453087059942104879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2008/02/here-we-go-again.html' title='Here we go again...'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-1498174991564570642</id><published>2008-01-22T22:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-29T14:40:04.365-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type="text">Sorry, it&#39;s been a while. A lotta stoopid stuff has transpired, every day of my life is  an adventure. If I just sat at a computer 24-7, I probably wouldn&#39;t be able to describe half of what happens (though, perhaps only half of the insanity would happen?), however I will hit it hard again in the following days. In the meanwhile, does anyone else hope that Tom Brady&#39;s leg will get gang-green and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/1498174991564570642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/1498174991564570642' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/1498174991564570642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/1498174991564570642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2008/01/sorry-its-been-while.html' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-2329573016147730195</id><published>2008-01-05T19:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-29T14:42:19.984-05:00</updated><title type='text'>How About Them Steelers?</title><summary type="text">O.K. Here we go. People have said that we backed into the playoffs. That may or may not be true. This is the Steelers we are talking about, kinda like my entire life, it&#39;s a week to week thing. Let&#39;s hope that these guys are right; &quot;Keys to victory;-The O-line can not be dominated-No dumb turnovers-Ben must be the messiah-Skill position players must make plays-Aggressive play calling-Special </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/2329573016147730195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/2329573016147730195' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/2329573016147730195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/2329573016147730195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2008/01/how-about-them-steelers.html' title='How About Them Steelers?'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-682415390778188411</id><published>2008-01-01T17:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-03T00:30:29.805-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy New Year!</title><summary type="text">That&#39;s about it for now, I will add to this post soon.Or not...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/682415390778188411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/682415390778188411' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/682415390778188411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/682415390778188411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2008/01/happy-new-year.html' title='Happy New Year!'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-1654353987477120637</id><published>2007-12-21T13:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-31T09:45:16.192-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The name says it all...</title><summary type="text">Stupidvideos.comThe first(embedded) video goes out with a giggle to my friend Gerard, who just retired from the Marines, served for many years as a master drill instructor at Camp Lejune. Merry Christmas, you slimey little communist so and so&#39;s! Errm, again, a timely jinglebell gives this an R-rating, but still, I wouldn&#39;t play this in mixed company or at work. Or, if you do, don&#39;t blame me </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/1654353987477120637/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/1654353987477120637' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/1654353987477120637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/1654353987477120637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/12/name-says-it-all.html' title='The name says it all...'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-1675038225587611948</id><published>2007-12-19T09:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-19T11:55:44.252-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stevie Ray Vaughn"/><title type='text'>The baddest mo&#39;fo ever</title><summary type="text">Yes folks, that is a twelve string. If you don&#39;t understand, I can&#39;t explain it to you...I have a shoebox full of all the stubs from all the shows I have seen. I was able to see him twice before he caught that last ride to the hereafter, before and after he got cleaned up. First time with Robert Plant(and Joko Ono AHHHH!! People were booing and pelting her with Christmas presents as she screeched</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/1675038225587611948/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/1675038225587611948' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/1675038225587611948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/1675038225587611948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/12/baddest-mofo-ever.html' title='The baddest mo&#39;fo ever'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-6047822854082353406</id><published>2007-12-16T08:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-18T09:20:05.954-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="reruns"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="The fall of modern civilization"/><title type='text'>It Figures...</title><summary type="text">We had a RIDE to the party, they were here parked out front, and my wife sent them away, dammit. Dumbfounding. So, once again, I need to be fake-ass philosophical. We weren&#39;t meant to go, the roads were dangerous, it probably would have sucked, etc. bullshit bullshit bullshit. Speaking of bullshit, this Writers Guild strike has got to end. It is going to wreck the Oscars(not like I would watch </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/6047822854082353406/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/6047822854082353406' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/6047822854082353406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/6047822854082353406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/12/it-figures.html' title='It Figures...'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-5690893824869516487</id><published>2007-12-15T08:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-18T09:40:18.654-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Black ice"/><title type='text'>What a wonderful day...</title><summary type="text">Of course I am being facetious, but what the hell. The temperature has been steadily dropping since about 4 a.m. It is gray outside, the mother of all snow/ice storms is just to the northwest of us, fast approaching. In my old stomping grounds, they are measuring the snow in feet, almost 1.5 million people are without power at last count.  Once again, I have a party to go to, and another </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/5690893824869516487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/5690893824869516487' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/5690893824869516487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/5690893824869516487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/12/what-wonderful-day.html' title='What a wonderful day...'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-7461246667453891350</id><published>2007-12-13T08:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-27T15:37:35.155-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Moving right along now...</title><summary type="text">I have gotten over myself. One more layer piled on my already thick skin, probably a good thing. If for nothing else, it&#39;s because I am under mind-bending stress, details of that later, maybe. But anyway, I had a moment to reflect on my life, I have seen some hard times, seen a lotta things that I wish I hadn&#39;t. The price of living an intense existence, wishing you could un-see some stuff. Most </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/7461246667453891350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/7461246667453891350' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/7461246667453891350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/7461246667453891350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/12/moving-right-along-now.html' title='Moving right along now...'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-2301876088413299048</id><published>2007-12-11T15:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-11T15:40:04.056-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Am I Laughing?</title><summary type="text">I am not. The only real reason I am even posting this is for me. See, I am this creazy-ass, happy-go-lucky kinda guy. It is however, possible to piss me off. It is a feat, and usually takes something of monumental proportions, involving a person imposing their will on me. Long story short, it takes a conscious act of something, I dunno. Much longer story short, I did not make it to my friend&#39;s </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/2301876088413299048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/2301876088413299048' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/2301876088413299048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/2301876088413299048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/12/am-i-laughing.html' title='Am I Laughing?'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-4076212022514718522</id><published>2007-12-02T17:16:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T02:20:37.831-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Mini-me"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Short People"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Verne Troyer"/><title type='text'>I like when he&#39;s doing the Crip walk...</title><summary type="text">Short People - Mini Me Vid - misterandersonI am sorry. Not a whole lot to say about this clip, aside from it is decidedly not p.c. Music by Randy Newman!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/4076212022514718522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/4076212022514718522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/4076212022514718522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/4076212022514718522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/12/i-like-when-hes-doing-crip-walk.html' title='I like when he&#39;s doing the Crip walk...'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-4531760359194592891</id><published>2007-12-02T15:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-13T17:50:44.041-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Soft tissue damage</title><summary type="text">Well, at least I don&#39;t need to have a cast on my arm, and I got to finally meet the elusive Dr. Baum. Anyway... Damn man, this whole Sean Taylor thing is bumming me out. 24 years old with a 18 month old daughter w/Andy Garcia&#39;s niece. It&#39;s kinda funny beacause my wife knows Pierson Prioleau, he&#39;s got a house right around the corner from me. She met his wife first, and was like, &quot;Oh, my husband </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/4531760359194592891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/4531760359194592891' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/4531760359194592891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/4531760359194592891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/12/soft-tissue-damage.html' title='Soft tissue damage'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-3282497710452941874</id><published>2007-12-01T14:05:00.022-05:00</published><updated>2013-06-29T02:43:41.466-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Bob Marley"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Dave Matthews"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Virginia Tech"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Virginia Tech Massacre"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="We are Virginia Tech"/><title type='text'>Here&#39;s the story...</title><summary type="text">I promised I would tell you about the crash and burn that was the demise of Bluestone, here goes;On an extremely windy, but otherwise beautiful spring morning, an Asian dude decided he&#39;d had enuff, having traveled up to Roanoke, purchasing two pistols, and a couple hundred rounds of hollowpoint ammunition. Bright and early, on a Monday morning, he started exacting his revenge on the campus of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/3282497710452941874/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/3282497710452941874' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/3282497710452941874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/3282497710452941874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/12/wave-goodbye-to-nice-sheriff.html' title='Here&#39;s the story...'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIsG7p08RJICLmeE6EkbN-8Zu7adVVNCt1KGMknwYNhGpLEIj7AXJZkwiRBKNwjAYe6i6icyD4_avsuGSrmcsOU7QFsZcNq15aPPvaSOi074D7Z1itdjdEtgVkqAOAgLMp_J_v/s72-c/tech%20show%20ticket.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-7280407270747226358</id><published>2007-11-30T11:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-02T15:53:19.352-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hold up, Wait a minute...</title><summary type="text">Busy Busy Busy. I haven&#39;t abandoned ye olde blog, just haven&#39;t had a chance to post. So many stories to tell, so many parties, so little time. First off, I haven&#39;t figured out how, but I am trying to get down to Jacksonville, North Carolina one week from today. Why, you may be asking. Well, a childhood friend of mine is an active duty master gunny(Marines) and his 20 years are up, and he&#39;s having</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/7280407270747226358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/7280407270747226358' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/7280407270747226358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/7280407270747226358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/11/hold-up-wait-minute.html' title='Hold up, Wait a minute...'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-2288477745899310257</id><published>2007-11-14T08:02:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T05:01:19.011-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Black Label Society"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bottle fight"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cracker"/><title type='text'>So she says, &quot;Matt, is that broken glass in your hair?&quot;</title><summary type="text">Apparently, Zakk Wylde is a legend...(he also happens to hail from Jersey, Howell/Jackson to be exact, and yes kiddies I have partied with him, back in the eighties, worked at Silverton Music in Brick, he looked a little different back then,Circa 1989   apparently) In any event...I thought that this might be appropriate to post. Does anyone remember Opie and Anthony&#39;s inappropriate bell? Ding </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/2288477745899310257/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/2288477745899310257' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/2288477745899310257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/2288477745899310257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/11/so-she-says-matt-is-that-broken-glass_14.html' title='So she says, &quot;Matt, is that broken glass in your hair?&quot;'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KP-6PYaiTE4/Scxal5CBr0E/AAAAAAAAAMI/d_9GK4OZGn8/s72-c/UntitledAlbum.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32985128.post-382450148260628052</id><published>2007-11-09T10:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-15T11:05:41.747-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="frat house"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="minivan"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Nick Douglas"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="tool"/><title type='text'>If Jack Bauer had to use AOL 3.0</title><summary type="text">Omfg,This is the STOOOOPIDEST thing I have ever seen in my entire life! I mean, even for the folks over at CollegeHumor. Just had to share this with ya&#39;ll. Btw, that reminds me...Did I mention I spent last summer in a chapter house on the dark side of the RU campus? Great bunch of guys, Sigma Pi, do or die!(MINIVAN!!! That&#39;s MISTER Tool to you, friend)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/feeds/382450148260628052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/32985128/382450148260628052' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/382450148260628052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32985128/posts/default/382450148260628052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chaosannotated.blogspot.com/2007/11/college-humor.html' title='If Jack Bauer had to use AOL 3.0'/><author><name>Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06041502764389383686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>