Cell Free SMS

Good Night SMS

2015-11-21T09:10:00.001-08:00

Modi after all his foreign trips asked his PA which country was remaining to be visited.

PA: Sir we have visited all countries now we can plan to go to the Moon n u will b the first PM to land on the Moon.

Modi confirmed his Moon trip. After landing on the Moon he was shocked to see 2 men on the Moon. When he asked who are you two?

Reply was awesome :

Sir mai cameraman Raju k saath Deepak chaurasia ..

AaJ Tak

Sabse Tez

Chaotic SMS

2015-04-19T09:09:00.001-07:00

Judge: Do you want to stay with your mom?
Child: No. She beats me.
.
Judge: Then do you want to stay with your dad?
Child: No. He too beats me
.
Judge: Do you want to stay with your grandparents?
Child: No, they also beat me.
.
Judge: Ok. So do you want to stay with your uncle?
Child: No. They beat me too
.
Judge: Ok. So tell me who you want to stay with?
Child: I want to stay with

Mumbai Indians.
They dont beat anybody

Chaotic SMS

2014-12-17T04:00:00.001-08:00

"Laugh a minute." 

A grandma is shopping with her grandson.

The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts: "Degree, put the toy back"!

A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, "Is that his name?"

The grandma replied "Yes! I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back !"

Chaotic SMS

2014-08-25T08:47:00.000-07:00

WHO NEED INCREMENT

CEO:

Ok team, today we are going to play a game.

When i say a fruit, you run to the right side and When i say a colour, you run to the left.

One who is wrong will not get the increment.....Got it?

Team members:

Yes, Got it

CEO:

Ok. Ready.......

ORANGE..!!!😂😂😜

Friendly SMS

2014-07-10T09:38:00.001-07:00

A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's laughing.

Friendly SMS

2014-07-10T09:37:00.001-07:00

A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's laughing.

Comedy SMS

2014-07-10T09:28:00.001-07:00

मुंबई पोलिस हवालदार :(बॉल पेन हातात) पावती बनाना पड़ेगा रे बाबा...
तुझं नाव काय??
what name...?

फॉरेनर : Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz...


हवालदार : दूसरी बार संभालनेका हा...। जाओ अभी !!!

Hasu nakos, tula tari aal ka vachta

Motivating SMS

2014-05-18T05:33:00.000-07:00

Passion and Silence are two Powerful things

Passion makes you Mentally Strong

&

Silence makes you Emotionally Strong..

Motivating SMS

2014-05-18T05:30:00.002-07:00

Mind takes Brilliant Decisions
with some Mistakes.

But..

Heart takes Lovely Decisions
with Perfection
and
Full Satisfaction..

allow your True Heart to Rule Yourself.

Collage SMS

2014-05-18T04:53:00.001-07:00

Boy:
Hi, I bought a new iPhone 5..!!

Girl:
Wow
Konsi Company Ka???

Boy:
Ja Behen tu ghar ja,
Reebok ka laya hu

Jokes SMS

2014-05-18T04:50:00.001-07:00

Chor aaya,

Tijori par likha tha:

"Todne ki zaroorat nahi
Button Dabao
Khul Jayegi"

Button dabate hi Police aa Gayi.

Police:
Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai?

Chor:
Maa kasam
Aaj insaniyat se Vishwas uth Gaya

Jokes SMS

2014-05-18T04:47:00.000-07:00

Ravan ko Court me
laya gaya
aur kaha:

Gita pe hath rakho

Ravan Bola:

Sala Sita pe hath rakha
to itna matter hua,

Ab Gita pe..

Sorry, Boss I'm NOT Interested

Chaotic SMS

2014-05-18T04:42:00.002-07:00

Shadi me Sardar ne
Plate pe
Tissue Paper
Dekh k socha
Ye bhi khane wali
Cheez hai

Jaise hi wo khane laga to Sab Sardar Chillaye:

Oye Mat kha,

TASTY NAHI HAI

Motivating SMS

2014-05-18T04:21:00.001-07:00

रफ़्तार कुछ जिंदगी की
यूँ बनाये रख ग़ालिब
कि
दुश्मन भले आगे निकल जाए
पर
दोस्त कोई पीछे न छूटे

Motivating SMS

2014-05-18T04:01:00.001-07:00

में खुल के हस रहा हू
फकीर होते हुए
वो मुस्कुरा भी न पाया
अमीर होते हुए

कदर किरदार की होती है

वरना

कद में तो साया भी
इंसान से बड़ा होता है

Think one SMS

2014-05-18T03:56:00.003-07:00

Soft Nature of a person does not mean Weakness

Remember:

Nothing is softer than water,
but its force can break the strongest of rocks..

Think one SMS

2014-05-18T03:53:00.000-07:00

The Bare Truth:

Neither Time Changes Nor Do People..

The Only Thing
That Changes With Time

Is

Our Perceptions

&

Our Priorities

Chaotic SMS

2014-05-18T03:49:00.002-07:00

आँसू तेरे निकले तो
आँखे मेरी हो ,

दिल तेरा धड़के तो
धड़कन मेरी हो,

खुद करे दोस्ती हमारी
इतनी गहरी हो,

के सड़क पर लोग तुम्हे पीटे
और गलती मेरी हो

Think one SMS

2014-05-18T03:45:00.002-07:00

Do something
very great
in Life
that
People should
search your name
on
Google
rather than
on
Facebook

Chaotic SMS

2014-05-02T23:15:00.001-07:00

Kaun kehta hai,

Sirf Mohobbat me

hi dard hota hai..

Kambakht

Darwaje me Ungli
aa jaye to bhi

Jaan nikal Jati hai

Think one SMS

2014-05-02T23:10:00.000-07:00

Dnt b Disappointd
wen nobody
stands wid u...

just remember
what
EINSTEIN
said :

I'm thankful to
those who
left me,
cz dey
taught me..

I CAN DO IT ALONE

Chaotic SMS

2014-04-12T07:55:00.002-07:00

For all the Corporate Folks..

Manager:
Hike will be as per Bell Curve

Employee:
What is that?

Manager:

Hindi main

Bolle toh Ghanta Milega...!

Jokes SMS

2014-04-06T03:53:00.001-07:00

Ek Raat

Ek Chor

Ek Sardar k ghar me ghusa

Use chura dikha kar bola

Sona
kaha hai?

Sardar:
Ullu k patthe
pura ghar khali hai

kahi bhi jaake Soja...

Chaotic SMS

2014-04-06T03:48:00.004-07:00

Height of Prank Call

Hello, Pooja hai..?

Nahi

To karvalo....

Jai Mata di...!!!

Jokes SMS

2014-03-07T02:38:00.002-08:00

Wife called hubby in office ..

Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ?

Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open ...

Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?

Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..

(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needfull trick ?

Wife - I don't kno about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting