tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418340444252302772026-08-18T12:16:36.690-07:00Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15164414434234382281noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-541834044425230277.post-88535592731092530232012-06-25T09:47:00.001-07:002025-12-08T12:55:35.228-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='460' height='466' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/F5ErMolRE8M?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b>Steven Wright</b></div>Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15164414434234382281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-541834044425230277.post-67064978213721548552011-10-25T08:20:00.001-07:002020-02-24T16:44:48.013-08:00<iframe width="480" height="455" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vroWEVKnsWE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15164414434234382281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-541834044425230277.post-24854259529425497572009-11-23T16:24:00.002-08:002014-03-13T12:04:27.211-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five..</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" > Happy Birthday</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >I went to a restaurant that serves </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >breakfast at any time</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child - eventually .</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >No, I made a few mistakes</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >.</span>Phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15164414434234382281noreply@blogger.com