tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74091892024-08-28T09:36:39.102-07:00Tales from the MiddleLizardbreathhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04403172381026231718noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7409189.post-78600472185313607692009-11-21T11:56:00.000-08:002009-11-21T11:57:07.690-08:00

I'll be updating this page as I can, template and all, because the layout I MADE is no longer good. :(

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Hey there! Sorry I've been distant. You know how it is sometimes.

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Just checking in to say hi. Busy with school, work, kids, home business, husband and LIFE.I have been writing, so hopefully I'll actually type some of it up and post it. :)Until then, ciao.

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See more Taran Killam videos at Funny or Die

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See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

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I know I have been posting videos instead of actually posting...but I am going to school, so all my writing has been going there....I'll work on it. I just want to share funny and touching things with you. Keep reading and/or watching!

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See more Will Ferrell videos at Funny or Die

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Lizardbreathhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04403172381026231718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7409189.post-77090786900820600282008-10-20T17:36:00.001-07:002008-10-20T17:36:33.043-07:00

I fucking hate people that are in college and still can't spell. WTF?

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Ah....School. I knew when I signed up that it would take some time out of my life to do this. I had no idea that I would have to give up EVERYTHING else to do it. I no longer cook or clean regularly. It sucks. I am on top of the laundry like never before, but it feels like I am becoming detached from the life I have been living, only to become a person tied to the computer.When my husband

Lizardbreathhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04403172381026231718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7409189.post-49990651080789659062008-10-14T19:58:00.001-07:002008-10-14T19:58:12.852-07:00

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

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Does anyone else think she looks like Dolly Parton?She is now my favorite and that song is stuck in my head. I am driving the husband crazy because I only know the chorus and I sing it in her voice.

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Hi!

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It's still fucking hot.

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Its' really fucking hot here today.

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I wont lie. I voted for Hillary. Damn straight I did. You know why? I love Bill. He is the shit. And how could we go wrong with having two knowledgable people running the country? I know people can't stand the lying. Do we really need to know everything? Is it that important to always know the truth? No. Not for me. They can kill whoever they want or deal in this or that. I don't

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There is something going on recently that I feel I must weigh in on....If you know me at all, I am a tragedy whore, meaning I purposefully seek out things that will make me cry or get angry. Right now my focus is on Caylee Anthony.We all know that Casey, her mom, is a pathological liar and can in no way be trusted. However, she is the only one who can provide information on where her daughter

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It has been a very long time since I have posted. Like I had said previously, I've been doing kids' stuff and writing a book in my head. I also own a home, which means work. I have a full time job that takes a big chunk of my life. I also have a husband that must be satisfied regularly and fed more often than that. Its a busy life.I have cut back on doing the Avon thing, though after a year

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Since I always have a constant commentary going in my mind (Hello, J.D.), and I am always poor, I am beginning to write a novel. I even have a couple ideas for kids books. Whish me luck.

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Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the CountySupervisors said okay.The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in

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MySpace CommentsAnd I have a couple friends that could use it. :)

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There once was a farmer who took a young miss, in back of a barn where he gave her a...Lecture on horses and chickens and eggs, and told her that she had such beautiful....Manners that suited a girl of her charms, a girl that he wanted to take in his....Washing and ironing, and then if she did, they could get married and raise lots of...Sweet violets. Sweeter than the roses. Covered all over

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Last night, on an impromptu date, the husband and I went to dinner and a movie with another couple. On the menu: Red Robin for drinks and snacks, then a walk across the parking lot to see Strange Wilderness with Steve Zahn, Alan Covert, Jonah Hill, Justin Long, Peter Dante, and other Happy Madison movie regulars. This movie was hilarious. I laughed hysterically every time the main character

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