Mommyland

Long Time

2010-07-22T14:38:00.000-07:00

It's been a long time since I have blogged, and I miss it. I stopped because of the lack of followers but I am back now. It feels good to release all of my daily stresses online so here I go again.

So now I have finally had my beautiful baby boy,and it was a great delivery, he's a great baby and everything should be great right? wrong ! Wrong because my 6 year old son is way too honest, everyone is always saying how great I look after having baby number 6, and being back too 120 pounds however my response is always you should see me naked. Well I said this at the doctors office in front of my son and he goes yeah she has a stretchy jiggly belly. I said 'Thanks Stacy" he goes "your welcome mommy, its ok its just baby fat that is nevvvvver going away!" So what I learned from that is from now on just say thanks and quickly walk away before my child disagrees.

Half way through this pregnancy

2010-01-28T19:36:00.000-08:00

OK so I am 20 weeks pregnant and I go to the doctor tomorrow, I'm very excite cause I haven't been in a while, soon I will be going for that beautiful ultrasound to see if this is baby boy number 4 or girl number 3? I am hoping for a girl but of course I would be happy with any gender so long as it's a healthy baby. Tomorrow I will be posting pics of the all to big belly. Until then Peace Out!!!

Sooooo long!

2010-01-27T19:03:00.000-08:00

Okay I know it has been so long since I have blogged about anything but I have been so busy, with children and life in general. I have however realized that I really enjoy blogging ( even if I don't have any follower's). So today I want to talk about being pregnant AGAIN. It is a beautiful thing however this time by the time I was 2 months I had already gained 6 pounds, I know those of you who have not had babies yet probably think oh that's not bad she must be pregerexic, I'm not i love getting big with pregnancy it's the only time I have any weight gain. However I am not delusional either I have never had to exercise after having any of my children the weight just fell off, which worked perfect for me seing as how I HATE to exercise. So basically what I am saying is I have already warned my husband to be prepared for the weight to stay this time, cause I am not joining a gym, I don't like to walk , I buy theese work out DVD's but I just watch them for entertainment value, and finally I Like To EAT!!!!! By The way I'm 5 months pregnant now and have gained 12 pounds and I can finally feel the little one kicking, and I just LOVE IT!

Pregnant Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-10-08T09:23:00.000-07:00

Ok so I just found out I was pregnant again, this will be baby number 6. Yes, Yes I know you are probably thinking don't you know by now how you get pregnant. Well I do know and my only response to that would be I love my husband, and kids are a blessing. That's what you are supposed to say right? Well really I do love my hubby, and my children are a blessing, but sometimes thing are so tight and I am sooo stressed that I don't know if I am ready for this and I know my husband is stressed, but now we have to try to figure it out again. I would love any positive comments and any ideas for trying to make the hubby feel better about our situation.

bb11

2009-09-15T15:54:00.000-07:00

Okay so I know I have never talked to you guys about this but I am a biiiiigggggg BB11 fan and tonight is the finale yayyyyyyy! So I have already explained to my children and other family member I don't want to be bothered at all from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm it's a 2 hour show I am so excited go Jordan and Kevin,& Boo Natalie!

It's gone rain on yo head!

2009-09-12T18:05:00.000-07:00

Ok so it's been awhile, but I think I needed to get away for a while to see if I would miss blogging and i soooo did. Well nothing big has been happening with my children I did however talk to my fave sister-in-law and she told me a funny story. It seems she was at the store on a relatively beautiful day with her 2 year old son and after she put him into the car not strapped in yet just getting him out the cart, she suddenly was getting drenched in water so she hurriedly turned to the buggy to quickly get her groceries in, when she realized it was not raining outside of her car. Weird right, well when she turned around to see her adorable 2 year old standing there holding himself and smiling she soon realized she had finally gotten her baby to realize it's not cool to pee in his diaper anymore......Now to get him to realize it's not cool to pee on mommy either.

Why

2009-08-13T10:40:00.000-07:00

Someone please tell me why? Why do we teach our kids to talk? I mean really sometimes I think that was one of the worst mistakes I ever made, when you child is a baby you can't wait to hear them say Mama or for the men Dada, and that's all well and good. However when they get to older and they wont stop saying mama can I have, or mama why, or mama buy me. At these not so precious moments I wish I had a magic wand that I could just wish away there vocabulary, just for a moment. But in retrospect I know they would just figure out another way to convey whatever it is they are trying to say.

This is just a joke I don't really want to take away there vocab, I love my children, even when they bug the CRAP out of me. I would never take that away from them...even when I am trying to sleep and they wont stop coming in my room just to ask me if I am sleep yet.:)

Lesson Learned

2009-08-10T14:52:00.000-07:00

So I took the kids school shopping today. I know I'm thinking the same thing (what was I thinking) Well I'll tell you I was thinking it won't be so bad today I will just run into this relatively small store pick out some clothes and get out. But of course that was not the case. First of all my daughters are real shoppers they need to try on everything, they don't understand what I am talking about when I say just pick out the size you think you where and try it on, if it fits you won't have to try on every pair of pants you get just get the same size. Of course I'm old and don't know what I'm talking about, my daughter actually said that may be what they did in the olden day's, but not now. But the real kicker of the day was my 4 year old son who when I was paying for the things told me he had to use the restroom, I said okay give me 2 seconds and we will leave. Well next thing I know I turn around and he is trying to pull his shirt down over his pants , when I turned him around he was all wet and still going.

Lesson learned if one of my kids (especially my 4 year old) says they have to go I drop whatever I am doing and find a toilet. LOL

To poop or not to poop?

2009-08-09T11:15:00.000-07:00

Ok so my 22 month old son who we all know is going through potty training woes came and got me off the couch while I was watching Big Brother mind you (go Jeff) and said pee pee pot pot. So I run him to the pot and he starts pooping, at the same time my other children were running outside to play so Adrian said i'm finish mommy, ok great lets wash your hands pull up your trainer underwear and shorts and you can go outside and play. Ten minutes later I hear all the kids screaming Adrian pooped, (they think it's soooo funny). I go running outside and all the poop that cleared the shorts are in the mulch being buried by my poopy handed baby.

So in retrospect I think Adrian saw all the other children going outside and wanted to go with them so in his head he asked himself, to poop or not to poop? And he choose to poop,( just outside). LOL.

Hubby going out of town

2009-08-06T22:11:00.000-07:00

So today my husband leaves for California, yes it's sad because he will be gone for month's at a time. So sad cause I will miss him and so will the kids, but on the brigt side ( and there is alway's a bright side) NO MORE SNORING, yes ladies my usband snores like a freaking horse. So no more snoring, no more cooking naked,lol no more picking up stinky socks or washing underwear that should really be thrown out. So all and all I love my husband and I hate that he will be gone so long but there's always a brighter side.

YES LADIES THIS IS MY HANDSOME, SNORING RIPPED UNDERWEAR WEARING HUSBAND....STAY BACK.

payback

2009-08-03T18:01:00.000-07:00

Going shopping. No it's not as good as it sound I am talking about grocery shopping, don't get me wrong because now that my husband is back in town shopping isn't so bad cause I don't have to take all my kids with me. I love my kids but they are a hand full I always have one running up an down the aisles, another one pulling things out of frozen foods and putting it on shelves, just to see if they still sell it. He thinks it's so funny until I tell him that we are probably buying and eating some of that food he is leaving out. I know what you are thinking tame those children but lately if you even so much as yell at you re child someone is calling CPS. So I bite my tongue until I get to the car and then I just start SCREAMING like a crazy women.

After that it's a silent ride all the way home.......Now that's payback.

Mound of crap

2009-08-02T19:52:00.000-07:00

Ok, so today was all about cleaning. I woke up this morning with a cleaning bug up my but. So I jumped out of bed and started working, I threw all the junk in my room into the middle of the room and got started. All was going well when I realized I hadn't eaten yet, so I went downstairs to make breakfast, big mistake. I made pancakes, eggs, and bacon. It was soo good then it kicked in I was so full and tired, and could barely make it up the stairs, of course I did (the bed is up there). Then I saw it...... the big mound of crap I threw on the floor.
Basically what I am saying is when you clean do a little at a time or else next time it will be your big mound of crap.

Potty Training

2009-07-31T10:37:00.000-07:00

Ok so my youngest son who is 22 months is making me insane right now, because he as me so confused. So at about 16 months he was already semi potty trained he would yell pee pee pot pot

and if we ran him to the toilet quick enough he would use the potty, amazing right? Well for a long time that worked for us he would yell we would run, and pooping he just would not do that in a diaper that was just to gross for him. Well now at a ripe age of 22 months he has decided first of all he doesn't like to where close he just wants to be free, but the rare times we do get him to keep his close on he will do his business in his diaper then take it off and stash it somewhere for us or family and friends ( how embarrassing) to find it. Yesterday i found a poopy one flipped inside out under my pillow.

Thanks son....I love you too.

Cherish you kids

2009-07-30T16:39:00.000-07:00

Someone once asked me, "How are you able to stay at home with five young children all day and not pull all of your hair out."

WEll I looked them straight in the eye and said, "Weave, lots and lots of weave" LOL

Because at the end of the day I love my children more than anything else in the world but they can be a handful, so some days I am yanking on my hair asking myself if I was on something when I decided to have 5 kids, and other days I am crying because they are getting older and don't need me as much anymore.

So my advice to all parents out there working or not, cherish your children now because when they are older and talking back, you'll miss the days when they didn't talk at all

Fun at the museum

2009-07-30T15:59:00.000-07:00

This is me with 4 of my 5 children at the childrens museum. Daddy and baby number 5 are behind the camera. This was a really fun day we did so much stuff I might have to upload more pictures i took so many. Anyway I really just wanted to see if I could do this uploading pictures thing

2009-07-30T10:51:00.000-07:00

Ok, so this is a completely true story. My daughter at age 5 was outside playing with one of her friends and the little girl's mother called her pumpkin. My daughter asked, why did your mom call you that? She explained to her that that was her moms nickname for her. She turned and looked at me sweetly and said oh well my moms nickname for me is retard. I was mortified I just stood there red faced not knowing what to say.I think that is one of the funniest things she as ever said in front of someone. Looking back I realized that I did call her that quite often when she did something funny and lets face it she was a funny child. Anyway the moral of this story is we should all be careful what we affectionately call our children.

P.S. I know that word is not politically correct and I apologize to all who I may offend by using it but believe me I never use it anymore....

Quality Time

2009-07-30T08:38:00.000-07:00

Ok so it is 10:38 am and my children have decided to sleep in. This is not something that happens a lot so I am bieng very, very, quiet. Last night we stayed up and had movie night and we watched The Pink Panther. It was a cute movie but not something I would watch over and over again. Watching a movie that wasn't a cartoon with my 5, 4, and, 1 year old boys was very interesting to say the least. Lets just say when the lights came on my living room was a mess!
It's so funny because whenever I decide to do movie night or game night with the cildren I always forget how horrible it was the last time. The kids start fighting, crying throwing popcorn basically anything they can to get on my nerves. Then I end up with a hour worth of cleaning and bathing. Ahh quality time....LOL