tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71918750984141501332011-11-04T09:51:12.404-05:00Smile Notes consists of G-rated humor, insightful stories and anecdotes that Tony Brigmon, the Ambassador of FUN either comes across, or is shared with him by his many alert clean-humor finders.Tony Brigmonnoreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7191875098414150133.post-31268296928879153922011-10-07T07:00:00.000-05:002011-10-07T07:00:06.171-05:002011-10-07T07:00:06.171-05:00

[The following video was shared with me by alert humor-finder Darlene Jensen] The next time you're bored and have nothing better to do, go to a public place, get out your cell phone, don't turn it on, but speak into it like the guy in this video. Click on cell phone and see what I mean ...

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My job search (Shared with me by alert humor-finder Mary Ann McAllister) 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.  Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,  but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried

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"The secret to success is sincerity.  Once you can fake that, you've got it made." "Always borrow money from a pessimist -they don't expect to be paid back.": "The hypochondriac's epitaph:  NOW do you believe me?????" "I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up the idea - they have no holidays (Henny Youngman) "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours." (

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There's a story told about Ken and his wife Edna.  They went to the state fair every year, And every year Ken would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'. Edna always replied, 'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks. And fifty bucks is fifty bucks' One year Ken and Edna went to the fair, and Ken said, 'Edna, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might

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Children's Science Exams Responses ...Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?A: Keep it in the cow.Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A: Premature death.Q: What is the fibula?A: A small lie.Q: What does "varicose" mean?A: Nearby. (I do love this one...)Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"A: The Caesarean

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Follow the instructions below for the genuine thrill that comes with discovering your blues name: From the first list, take the name using the initial of your first name. From the second list, do the same with your middle name. From the third, your surname. First List: A=Fat; B=Muddy ; C=Crippled; D=Old; E=Texas; F=Hollerin'; G=Ugly; H=Brown; I=Happy; J=Boney; K=Curly; L=Pretty; M=

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm gonna mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, it's not very absorbent and you won't be able to get into the corners very well." *** Another one? Okay, but you asked for it... Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "

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(The following Smile Notes post was shared with me by alert clean humor finder Rex Morris. ) This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.  After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.  Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping  boring and preferred to get in and get out.   Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women she loved

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A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leave without me. Dave." At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and found this note: "Meet

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(The following Smile Notes post was shared with me by alert clean humor finder Phil Davidson.) As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.  Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.  He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a

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The following Smile Notes post was shared with me by alert clean humor finder Phil Davidson.  And we complain that Florida is crowded! Where are the bathrooms?

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Retired Green Beret shoots intruder, gets Court MartialBREVARD, Jan. 19, 2008 – Retired Army Green Beret Smokey Taylor got his court martial this weekend and came away feeling good about it.Taylor, at age 80 the oldest member of Chapter XXXIII of the Special Forces Association, was on trial by his peers under the charge of “failing to use a weapon of sufficient caliber” in the shooting of an

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