clipheart - by Suavo

If lacking confidence with the ladies, this heart will certainly make a bro sure of himself.

2012-02-24T21:05:00.001-08:00

So much as acknowledge your lady's rolls and you'll find yourself in a dicey situation.

2012-02-24T21:03:00.001-08:00

Love. It's one of your decor values, so give this heart to your garland she'll love you forever.

2012-02-24T21:01:00.001-08:00

Giving this heart to your lady is in line with the jeweltide spirit. It's time for you to play St. Neckolace this season.

2012-02-24T20:59:00.003-08:00

By giving this heart, you can walk a little taller knowing that your lady is stilt yours.

2012-02-24T20:58:00.001-08:00

If you know a girl isn't the one, cinder back to where she came from before she falls for you.

2012-02-24T20:56:00.001-08:00

Give your lady this heart and your life will be on par with a crêperback romance novel.

2012-02-24T20:52:00.002-08:00

No girl wants a two-timing guy, so if you want to be the man of the hour it's important to pay attention to the minute details.

2012-02-19T19:01:00.000-08:00

It's hard to steiffel true love, because it's the human thing to do.

2012-02-19T18:59:00.001-08:00

If you prefer when your lady is a little friski, give her this heart and it's all downhill from there.

2012-02-16T22:13:00.000-08:00

This may sound corny, but on Valentine's Day, be sure to lend your baby an ear and you'll most certainly satisfy her kernel desires.

2012-02-14T17:02:00.000-08:00

When your lady is looking a little board, that's when you know your moves aren't cutting it.

2012-02-13T21:15:00.000-08:00

Step up your game or your lady will be dumpling you for another guy.

2012-02-04T11:10:00.000-08:00

If you feel your lady is up to her ald tricks again, you may need to read between the lines to find everything that's classified.

2012-02-03T08:00:00.001-08:00

You'll be getting a lot of soapermodels with this heart. Anyone that says otherwise better wash their language.

2012-01-18T03:35:00.001-08:00

If you want to stool her heart, offer this. It's a real seat for sore eyes.

2012-01-14T15:26:00.000-08:00

Your love. It'll make your lady flip her lid.

2012-01-03T01:07:00.002-08:00

It's time to reinforce your love. Your lady will find it impossible to find a worthy rebarttal against it.

2012-01-03T01:07:00.000-08:00

Use this heart and she'll be whipped in no time.

2011-12-28T13:04:00.000-08:00

With this heart your lady will realize how strapping you are and you'll be hearing wedding belts in no time.

2011-12-27T16:25:00.001-08:00

If your lady seems emotionally closed off, use this special heart to cracker open.

2011-12-26T12:05:00.001-08:00

Always pursue true love, for batter or worse.

2011-12-18T15:00:00.001-08:00

When in doubt, Suavo suggests herring on the side of true love and to never scale back your pursuit. Even when your lady subjects you to one of her gilled trips.

2011-12-17T15:36:00.001-08:00

Surprise your lady by telling her you want to 'avocuddle with her.

2011-12-11T15:19:00.001-08:00

Love. Everything else peels in comparison.

2011-12-10T14:51:00.001-08:00