tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677Fri, 06 Sep 2024 20:28:49 +0000fun JokesAdult JokesFun StoryFigure JokesBlonde JokesAcronym JokesPivacy PolicyLaugh everyday with giga fun jokeshttp://gigajokes.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (blogjob)Blogger27125en-usnoLaugh everyday with giga fun jokesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-2507124603303977052Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:46:00 +00002010-01-09T00:46:56.636+07:00Adult JokesFigure JokesI've got a real problem. My boyfriend Harry never shows me any respect. He's always putting me down about something. I'm getting really tired  of it. Even last night, while we were making love, he said to me: "Bessie, I don't even know why I make love to you. You've got no tits and a tight box." I'd finally had enough-I yelled back: "Harry, get off my back!"http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2010/01/fun-jokes-my-favorite-dirty-joke.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-1761195427647075096Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:25:00 +00002010-01-07T07:25:07.410+07:00Adult Jokesfun JokesJohn and Joe were twins. John had a boat. Joe had a wife. On the same day, John's boat sank and Joe's wife died. An elderly woman ran into John downtown. She told him (thinking he was  Joe) how sorry she was to hear of his loss. John replied,"Oh, don't be  sorry- I'm not. She was old and smelled like fish. She had a big hole in the back and a large crack in the front, and every time Ihttp://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2010/01/fun-jokes-twins.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-9191970282435703424Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:00:00 +00002010-01-05T08:00:13.880+07:00Adult Jokesfun JokesThe gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get  into the men's restroom, but it was always occupied. The stewardess noticed that he was taking short steps and had a look of pain on his face. "Sir", she said, "You may use the ladies' room if you promise not to touch  any of the buttons on the wall." He would have promised anything and said so. The reliefhttp://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2010/01/fun-jokes-on-flight-from-chicago.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-8442641981826049317Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:07:00 +00002009-12-30T18:07:18.539+07:00Adult Jokesfun JokesA zebra was visiting a neighboring farm. "Hi," she said to the rooster. "What do you do here?" "I make sure everyone gets up on time for a nice early start each day," he replied. "How about you?" she turned and asked the cow. "I supply the farmer and his family with fresh milk so they can make butter and cheese," the cow replied. "And what's your job on the farm?" the zebra asked the stallion.http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-down-on-farm.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-8589523611695904627Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:34:00 +00002009-12-29T07:34:14.701+07:00Figure JokesFun StoryThis guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" The man, mildly amused calls down his daughter and the two leave. A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid standing there says "Hi, I'm Jim. http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-date-night.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-1040164979855334861Mon, 28 Dec 2009 14:46:00 +00002009-12-28T21:46:04.008+07:00fun JokesFun StoryAfter being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died." "Thank heavens," his date http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-blind-date.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-4849102140890534098Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:02:00 +00002009-12-21T07:02:56.360+07:00Adult Jokesfun Jokes(o)(o) perfect breasts ( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts  (*)(*) high nipple breasts (@)(@) big nipple breasts (you know who you are) o o a cups { O }{ O } d cups (oYo) wonder bra breasts ( ^)( ^) cold breasts (o)(O) lopsided breasts (Q)(Q) pierced breasts (p)(p) breasts w/hanging tassels (:o)(o) bitten by a vampire breasts \o/\o/ Grandma's breasts ( - )( - ) flat http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-breasts-code.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-7381948186951918766Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:55:00 +00002009-12-17T23:55:28.839+07:00fun JokesFun StoryThree men are outside the priest's confessional area talking about their sins while waiting for the priest to become available.   One admits to beating up his wife.  The second admits to gambling his wages away, and the third admits to committing adultery with a woman from the parish.   The adulterer goes into the box first and admits to his sin but refuses to name who he had http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-confession.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-8343073335995593805Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:30:00 +00002009-12-14T20:30:12.013+07:00fun JokesFun StoryA tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight.  Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room.  As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby.  After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm. "Fancy meeting my `http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-you-get-what-you-pay-for.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-891208253349994858Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:24:00 +00002009-12-13T07:24:24.530+07:00Adult JokesFigure JokesWhat do you do with 365 used rubbers? Make a tire and call it a good year. What's the difference between 365 condoms and a tire... A tire might be a goodyear, but 365 condoms is a GREAT year! Did you hear of the new reusable rubbers? You turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of 'em. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb. http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-condom-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-534450164895825822Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:03:00 +00002009-12-12T00:03:04.311+07:00Adult Jokesfun JokesNike Condoms:  Just do it.  Toyota Condoms:  Oh what a feeling.  Diet Pepsi Condoms:  You got the right one, baby.  Pringles Condoms:  Once you pop, you can't stop.  Mentos Condoms:  The freshmaker.  Flintstones Vitamins Condom:  Ten million strong and growing.  Secret Condoms:  Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for awoman. &http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-international-condoms-slogan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-2725971394287648547Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:53:00 +00002009-12-10T23:53:10.129+07:00fun JokesFun StoryThere was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future. One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa." The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a heart attack. A few weeks later, the little boy was praying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma." The next day his http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-clairvoyant-child.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-7018962391126900439Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:43:00 +00002009-12-10T23:43:52.505+07:00Figure Jokesfun JokesBill Clinton, Bob Dole and Ross Perot found themselves in Hell.  They were a little confused at their situation and were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen.  She was 3'4".....dirty.....and you could smell her, even over the Brimstone. The voice of the Devil was heard, "Bill, YOU HAVE SINNED! You are condemned http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-cindy-crawford.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-392783010962384167Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:55:00 +00002009-12-09T23:55:39.755+07:00fun JokesFun StoryOne day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down the street when they saw  something in their path.  "Wait!" cried Ah Beng. "What is that?"  "Yah! Be careful," warned Ah Seng. "What is it?"  They approached the thing and looked at it very closely.  "Look like shit!" say Ah Beng  "Hmmm.....Smell like shit!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.  Ah Beng http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-ah-beng-ah-seng.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-1673974233608200727Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:52:00 +00002009-12-07T22:52:04.712+07:00Figure JokesFun StoryWhile visiting San Francisco, a tourist is walking through ChinaTown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese signs and banners on the buildings. He is having the best time just walking and looking. He turns a corner and sees a building with a sign "Sven Olafsen's Laundry". "Sven Olaffsen?", he thinks. "How in the world does that fit in here?". So, he http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-same-thing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-6252539170235722063Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:50:00 +00002009-12-07T22:50:16.051+07:00Adult Jokesfun Jokes A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs   to file her taxes.   The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few   questions."   He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,   "What is your occupation?"   The woman replies, "I'm a whore."   The accountant balks and says, "No, no, nohttp://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-chicken-farming.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-8321299661383455819Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:08:00 +00002009-12-05T08:08:39.550+07:00Figure JokesFun StoryThree friends are in a car driving to the ballgame when a big  truck runs them over, killing them instantly.    They find themselves at the Pearly Gates being interviewed  by St. Peter.  "OK, you," he says, pointing to Vito, "How many  times did you cheat on your wife? And don't lie, I'm St. Peter  you know. "  Vito hangs his head and replies, http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-cheating-heart.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-3957616379243417610Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:06:00 +00002009-12-05T08:06:24.610+07:00Acronym Jokesfun Jokes AUDI  Accelerates Under Demonic Influence  Always Unsafe Designs Implemented  BMW  Beautiful Mechanical Wonder  Big Money Works  Bought My Wife  Brutal Money Waster  BUICK  Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer  CHEVROLET  Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips  Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time &http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-automobile-acronyms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-9165466348767874489Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:11:00 +00002009-12-03T22:11:20.115+07:00fun JokesFun Story   A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.    The chief comes to them and says, "the bad news is that now that we've  caught you, we're going to kill you.  We will put you in a pot and cook  you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe.  The good news is  that you get to choose how you die."    http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-canibal.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-2674752085022121084Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:56:00 +00002009-12-03T21:56:18.900+07:00Adult Jokesfun JokesThere is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and the captain is showing him around all the buildings.  After he has made the rounds the commander looks at the captain and says, "Wait a minute.  You haven't shown me that small blue building over there.  What's that used  for?"  The captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women around.&http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-camel.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-5890004939461252528Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:14:00 +00002009-12-03T07:14:44.349+07:00Blonde JokesFigure JokesThere was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.  She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.  Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-blonde-coke-machine.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-1815139441494687161Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:13:00 +00002009-12-03T07:13:07.071+07:00Blonde Jokesfun JokesA Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid.  Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north sidehttp://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-blonde-kidnapper.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-736338250034976324Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:33:00 +00002009-12-02T20:33:26.220+07:00Blonde Jokesfun JokesThree blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell " Only 51 days!" http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-51-days.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-3244699993503278758Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:02:00 +00002009-12-02T20:02:59.132+07:00Figure Jokesfun JokesBill & Hillary Clinton go to Chicago to see her family.  They stop at a gas station, and Bill gets out of the car to pump gas.  All of a sudden, Hillary Jumps out of the car, and runs over to hug and kiss the gas station attendant.  When they're back in the car and driving away, Bill asks "Who was that, Hon?" "Bill, you won't believe it, he was my high school boyfriend." http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-jokes-bill-clinton.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7544325569592056677.post-4381719654756091392Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:33:00 +00002009-12-04T18:42:39.319+07:00Please feel free to contact us if you have any question Email: rocket.rocketer@yahoo.com Cheers, http://gigajokes.blogspot.com/2009/12/contact-us.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (blogjob)0