tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125Mon, 02 Sep 2024 00:36:31 +0000Funny SMSfunny sms jokesAbsurd SMSAge QuotesAnniversary smsApril Fool SMSBirthday SMS / Birthday Text MessagesChristmas SMSCool SMS MessagesDecent SMS MessagesFunny text messagesKnock Knock JokesSMS JokesSms Funnyanniversary ideasanniversary poemsanniversary quotesfind free funny sms picture messagesfree urdu short or funny smsfunny adult urdu smsfunny flirt friendship smsfunny love smsfunny love sms messagesfunny rude sms to sendfunny sms birthday videosfunny sms messagefunny sms messages and jokesfunny urdu smshappy anniversary smsmarriage anniversary smssexy funny smsshort cute anniversary poemssms quotessms text jokes funny humour quotes fasttext jokes sms short funny humourwedding anniversary smsFunny Sms Messages, Funny Urdu Sms, Funny Hindi Sms, Funny Sms Jokes.http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (George)Blogger41125en-usnoFunny Sms Messages, Funny Urdu Sms, Funny Hindi Sms, Funny Sms Jokes.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-7474787598368127231Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:20:00 +00002010-01-17T20:20:53.329+02:00Funny text messagesFunny text messages -- free funny text message -- funny joke -- funny text messaging jokes * Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. * The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. * Don't take life too seriously; no-one gets out alive. * It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. * The http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-text-messages.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-2481904985203067055Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:50:00 +00002010-01-16T20:50:43.773+02:00funny sms jokesFunny Sms Jokes I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids... I am not your type ... I am not inflatable. I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils... Jesus says to John come forth ill give you http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-sms-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-5877250812261296256Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:14:00 +00002010-01-15T19:14:10.201+02:00Sms FunnyThis is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!! Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep! HALLO, http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/sms-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-991155450696089356Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:32:00 +00002010-01-14T23:32:46.269+02:00Knock Knock JokesKnock Knock Jokes 1 Knock Knock Who's there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Axel! Axel who? Axeldental Tourist! Knock Knock Who's there? Atch! Atch who? I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Athena! Athena who? Athena flying saucer! Knock Knock Who's there? Argo! Argo who? Argo down the shops!http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/knock-knock-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-4416371687417291666Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:54:00 +00002010-01-13T21:54:50.138+02:00Funny SMSLady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter! "I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass." A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows Dream makes al http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-sms_13.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-8380168053271689133Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:44:00 +00002010-01-12T23:44:14.496+02:00sms quotesSms quotes I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts. I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. I'd http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/sms-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-1465104051903096316Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:55:00 +00002010-01-11T14:55:14.654+02:00Age QuotesAge Quotes Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. -- Kathy Lette Email to a friend I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. -- Bob Hope Email to a friend When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. -- Gracie Allen Email to a friend When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doinghttp://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/age-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-6093107088807517052Sun, 10 Jan 2010 21:18:00 +00002010-01-10T23:18:02.622+02:00Absurd SMSAbsurd SMS Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside … ☻NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME ☻Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! ☻I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/absurd-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-4938503310396883231Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:55:00 +00002010-01-09T10:55:12.540+02:00Decent SMS MessagesDecent SMS Messages Decent SMS, Decent SMS Messages, Decent Text Messages, Cool Decent Messages, Decent SMS In Urdu, Decent SMS Jokes, Decent Messages For Family And Friends, Decent SMS Messages In Hindi No SwEet ThouGhts 2 ForWard ... No Cute GrAphiCs 2 SenD ... JUST A CaRinG HeaRt SaYinG .... (*_*) TakE CaRe AlwaYs (*_*) 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Life is never measured by the years uhttp://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/decent-sms-messages.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-6673060127692472113Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:03:00 +00002010-01-08T20:03:26.802+02:00SMS JokesSMS Jokes News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested The longest sentence known to man: "I do." CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/sms-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-5990395008485413655Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:14:00 +00002010-01-07T09:14:28.604+02:00Cool SMS MessagesCool SMS Messages Cool SMS Messages, Cool Text Messages, Cool SMS Text Messages, Cool Funny Messages, Cool Mobile SMS, Cool Love Text Messages I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left?? U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face.... ----------------------------- Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Takehttp://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/cool-sms-messages.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-6523511304608219571Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:31:00 +00002010-01-06T17:31:03.872+02:00Christmas SMSChristmas SMS, Christmas Messages Collection Christmas SMS collection, free Christmas messages and text messages, happy Christmas day messages. wish you and your family a happy easter and make your all days full of success and happieness --------- Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas ------------http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/christmas-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-8435265006783953068Tue, 05 Jan 2010 09:39:00 +00002010-01-05T11:39:03.771+02:00Birthday SMS / Birthday Text MessagesBirthday SMS / Birthday Text Messages We have large collection of Birthday SMS, Birthday Text Messages, Birthday Greetings, Birthday SMS Wishes, Free Birthday SMS, Birthday SMS for mobile, Romantic Birthday SMS, Birthday Jokes, Latest Birthday SMS Messages, New Birthday SMS, Sweet Birthday SMS and Jokes, Cute Birthday SMS, English Birthday SMS, Special Birthday SMS, Ascii Birthday SMS Messages, http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/birthday-sms-birthday-text-messages.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-1164553438225640525Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:26:00 +00002010-01-04T17:26:53.849+02:00April Fool SMSApril Fool SMS Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! ---------------------- Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! Happy April Fool Day! ---------------------- If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/april-fool-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-3690182871648832291Sun, 03 Jan 2010 09:10:00 +00002010-01-03T11:10:01.296+02:00anniversary ideasanniversary poemsanniversary quotesAnniversary smshappy anniversary smsmarriage anniversary smsshort cute anniversary poemswedding anniversary smsAnniversary sms, marriage anniversary sms, happy anniversary sms, wedding anniversary sms, anniversary poems, anniversary ideas, anniversary quotes, short cute anniversary poems, free anniversary poems, happy wedding anniversary sms greetings messages & quotes, wedding sms sayings etc All my love for you FREE! wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Happy Anniversary and http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/anniversary-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-4166586137161587399Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:11:00 +00002010-01-02T20:11:31.461+02:00Funny SMS::: Funny SMS - Daca as fi pamant m-as ingopa cu tine. Daca as fi apa m-as ineca cu tine. Daca as fi aer m-as sufoca cu tine. Daca ai fi foc te-ai arde cu mine? ::: Funny SMS - Sunt un spiridus infocat, si la noapte ma voi strecura la tine-n pat !!! ::: Funny SMS - As vrea sa fiu cu tine, sa stau cu tine, sa merg cu tine, sa ma plimb cu tine ,dar nu se poate draga mea caci eu ma fac de http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-3794805964540765043Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:02:00 +00002009-12-17T16:04:20.404+02:00funny flirt friendship smsfunny love sms messagesfunny sms jokesfunny sms messagefunny sms messages and jokesfunny urdu smsSardars are very funny people. They make you laugh with their funny sayings and their attitude. They have power to laugh at themselves. There are so many Jokes made on Sardars. These Sardar Jokes are Packed with humor and fun and powerful enough to give you a belly laugh. Here are some of my favorite Funny Sardar SMS Jokes to tickle your Funny Bone.Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2009/12/sardar-sms-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-7765473074841268016Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:12:00 +00002009-12-17T16:04:33.471+02:00find free funny sms picture messagesfree urdu short or funny smsfunny adult urdu smstext jokes sms short funny humourAre you looking for sweet love quotes to send to your loved one. Then you come to right place baby. This page provide some of the best Cute And Sweet Quotes. Use these cute sweet love quotes and maked your loved one feel happy and express your love.For one human being to love another:that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks;the ultimate, the last test and proof,the work for which all otherhttp://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2009/12/sweet-love-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-4849917217921229356Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:22:00 +00002009-12-17T16:04:44.042+02:00funny love smsfunny rude sms to sendfunny sms birthday videossexy funny smssms text jokes funny humour quotes fastWhen i open my eyes every morning When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. When I was born Devil said..When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Anotherhttp://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2009/12/funny-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-8066880221177465749Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:11:00 +00002009-12-14T13:17:18.693+02:00Let the boss speak firstOnce, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.They saw a Jin.Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a timeBut u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?He http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2009/12/let-boss-speak-first.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-7310606481628282589Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:23:00 +00002009-02-08T21:21:58.343+02:00In razele de soare,eu stau si te privesc, esti diamantul care ma face sa iubesc, iar in lumina calda, cu tine ma topesc, as vrea ca niciodata sa nu ma mai trezesc.O briza, un val, o adiere, un nor... un sarut magnific, o atingere, o mangaiere; toate se numesc iubire! Emotia este prezenta, tu esti departe, iar eu te visez !Se spune ca doar odata in viata te indragostesti cu adevarat.. sper sa fiu http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2008/04/funny-sms-4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-457936583481680719Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:21:00 +00002009-02-08T21:21:48.284+02:00Sex is a sensation, it's about a man temptation of putting his location in a woman destination. Do you understand this explication or you need a demonstration?Imi aduc aminte cum a fost prima oara... M-am asezat pe spate, shi incet incet am simtit o intepatura, de unde a iesit sange cu o substanta galbuie. Tu mai intrebat daca ma doare, iar eu, cu ochii in lacrimi, am zis ca nu, dar pana la urma http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2008/04/funny-sms-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-939245691801720305Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:09:00 +00002009-02-08T21:21:35.363+02:00A te indragosti este atunci cand ea adoarme in bratele tale si se trezeste in visele tale!Daca cineva iti spune 'te iubesc', tu sa-i spui ca minte caci iubirea nu se spune ci se simte .Iubirea e un cantec ce toti il canta des, dar nu la toti el are acelasi inteles.De ploaie te poti ascunde dar de dragoste n-ai unde, caci oriunde te-ai ascunde ea la inima patrunde .Ar fi pustie lumea fara tine si http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2008/04/sms-de-iubire-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-405964702843819776Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:04:00 +00002009-02-08T21:21:25.593+02:00Vreau sa te simt aproape si sa-ti simt sarutul, Vreau sa ma strangi in brate si sa privim apusul!Luna sa-ti vegheze somnul, Ingerii sa-ti indulceasca visele, Cand te vei trezi, SA FI LANGA MINE!!!Nu te iubesc parintii care te-au facut, cat te iubesc eu pe tine de cand te-am cunoscut!As vrea sa fiu zapada, sa ma topesc pe trupul tau,sa ma evapor si sa ajung in cer ,sa le spun ingerirlor ca si pe http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2008/04/sms-de-iubire-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111099592180706125.post-3932301033695880374Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:11:00 +00002009-02-08T21:21:16.335+02:00Ai bani - ai griji, ai dragoste - ai fericire si placere.Inima mea o dau doar pe dragoste adevarata nu pe atractii si dorinte trecatoare.Daca telefoanele ar putea transmite dragostea, cand ai primii sms-ul meu ti s-ar topii telefonul in mana. Sunt un fluture fara aripioare / Visez la flori, mai fluier cate-o pasarica / Stau pe pamant si inima ma doare / Caci am ajuns sa ma vad cu o furnicaEsti http://sms-uri.blogspot.com/2008/03/cool-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0