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Quotes About Life #01

2012-09-16T06:32:00.000-07:00

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As long as there are those who are willing to shed blood
and take innocent life in the name of religion - in the
name of God - the world will never know a true and lasting peace.
- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
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English Love Quotes #06

2012-09-14T06:49:00.000-07:00

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There are no such thing as "goodbye".

For wherever you may be, you will always be with me, (right here, inside my heart).

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Relationships survive when you both make each other a priority instead of an option.

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Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' garden.

~Douglas Jerrold~

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Inspirational Quotes #18

2012-09-14T06:39:00.001-07:00

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If you want to make your dreams come true,

the first thing you have to do is wake up.

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The greatest mistake you can make in life is

to continually be afraid you will make one.

~Elbert Hubbard~

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The best thing to learn in life is the habit of adjustment.

Because it's better to bend a little, than to break a loving relationship.

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Tagalog Love Quotes #12

2012-08-14T07:19:00.001-07:00

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Huwag mong ipagpalit yung matagal na pinagsamahan nyo
ng taong mahal mo sa maikling sandali ng kaligayahan..
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Tagalog Love Quotes #12

2012-08-14T07:19:00.000-07:00

Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #28

2012-08-14T07:08:00.002-07:00

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Suspect: Anong gagawin ko attorney, kinasuhan ako ng rape?
Atty: Ah, madali lang yan... pasobrahan mo lang ang istorya.

Judge: Anong ginawa mo sa babae?
Suspect: nag 69 kami, naghelicopter, nag dog-style at marami pa your honor!

Babae: (sumisigaw), DI TOTOO YAN YOUR HONOR!

Judge: Case dismissed! Di pala totoo eh!
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may dalawang magshotang naglalakad sa park...

boy: bhe, may itatanong ako sayo...
gurl:ano yun?
boy:ano ang saging na mataba?
girl:edi saba
boy: aba ang galing...
boy:ano naman ang saging na may balat, isinusubo at nagsisimula sa letter "T"
gurl: yuck! ang bastos mo!
boy:sus di mo masabi ung sagot mo at tsaka hindi nman bastos yun
girl:ano ba ung sagot?
boy: edi TURON!!!!!!
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Inspirational Quotes #17

2012-08-05T06:11:00.001-07:00

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Give THANKS to what you are now and
KEEP FIGHTING to what you want to be tomorrow.
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Don't think too much.
You'll create a problem that wasn't even there.
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #27

2012-08-03T19:14:00.003-07:00

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'Wag kang pumikit habang nasasaktan ka,
imulat mo mata mo para matauhan ka.
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Ang tunay na lalaki, tinitingnan ang puso,
hindi ang itsura.
At minamahal ang ugali,
hindi ang mukha.
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Tagalog Sad Quotes #4

2012-07-27T23:10:00.001-07:00

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Wag mong hanapin ang katangian ng DATI MONG MINAHAL
sa taong gusto mong MAHALiN NGAYON,.
dahil walang taong magkatulad,at lalong walang
LOVE STORY NA MAGKAPAREHAS.
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Hnd mo nmn kc dapat paasahin ang sarili mo
sa mga bagay n imposible at malabo. :<
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #26

2012-07-26T23:59:00.001-07:00

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Ang selos, walang pinipiling mukha, aminin mo, kahit mukhang paa,

pag pinansin nya selos ka.
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Kung magiging OTHER WOMAN ka,
siguraduhin mong mas maganda ka,

Kung si ANNE CURTIS nga hindi umubra,
IKAW PA kaya?
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Love and Friendship Quotes #03

2012-07-26T06:19:00.000-07:00

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I want a chill relationship where we act as friends,
but boyfriend/girlfriend at the moments we need to.
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I'm not popular, but I have nice friends.
I'm not rich, but I have what I need.
I may not be liked, but I know I am loved.
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Inspirational Quotes #16

2012-07-26T06:12:00.001-07:00

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A wise man is superior to any insults which can put upon him,
and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
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Nothing lasts forever they say, but that shouldn't be an excuse
to appreciate things less. We're too afraid to miss something when
it goes, we end up letting good things pass us by. It's not about the future,
it's about now, if you miss it if it ever leaves then that just dictates
that you had something good.
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Inspirational Quotes #15

2012-07-22T07:36:00.001-07:00

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Faith is the substance of things hoped for.
Hope has no substance; it is only a goal-setter.
Faith works in the heart; hope works in the head.
The heart produces that which the goal is set on.
Set your goal on the solution, not the problem.
Learn the language of success and practice it.
Dial your goal setter to prosperity and success,
then keep it there!
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #25

2012-07-22T07:27:00.001-07:00

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Bakit hindi gawing herbal medicine ang "makahiya"?

Para magkaroon ng lunas ang mga taong "makakapal ang mukha"!

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Ang love ay parang paghahanap ng dulo ng scoth tape,
'Di mo makikita kung and'yan na ba, basta mararamdaman
mo na lang. :D
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Godly Quotes #06

2012-07-22T07:25:00.000-07:00

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Today, God's message for you is to never regret or dwell
on yesterday's mistakes or decisions. They are a part of the
learning curve that is called life. The greatest gift you can give
yourself is to start each day a new taking what you have learned
from yesterday, putting it to good use today, and bettering yourself
and your life with it tomorrow.
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Tagalog Sad Quotes #3

2012-07-21T04:17:00.000-07:00

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Dumarating talaga dun sa puntong,

Ikaw na lang 'yung nauunang magtext,
ikaw na lang lagi 'yung nag-aantay,
ikaw na lang lagi 'yung umiintindi,
ikaw na lang lagi 'yung nag-iisip kung papaano s'ya sasaya,
ikaw na lang 'yung nag-eeffort.
Dumarating 'yung puntong ikaw na lang sa inyong dalawa 'yung nagmamahal.
Ikaw nalang 'yung umaako ng lahat.

Ikaw na lang 'yung kumakapit, habang s'ya... bumibitaw na. :(
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Inspirational Quotes #14

2012-07-21T04:14:00.001-07:00

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Every successful person has a painful story and beautiful ending.
No one can go back and change a bad beginning but anyone
can start and create a wonderful ending. Life maybe tough and
difficult, but the value we gain from trials make it all worth
the journey.
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You don't need someone to complete you.
You only need someone who can accept you COMPLETELY. :)
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Always remember that the most beautiful curve in your body is your SMILE. :)
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Inspirational Quotes #13

2012-07-16T19:07:00.002-07:00

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Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right,
forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything
happens for a reason. Know a good thing when you
see it and don't let it slip away. If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy,
they just said it would be worth it.
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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #24

2012-07-13T07:28:00.001-07:00

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Alam mo 'yung sweet?

'YUNG HINDI KAYO PERO ALAGA N'YO ISA'T ISA.

'YUNG NAGHIHINTAYAN KAYO HANGGANG MAGING PWEDE NA.

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Sana Blackberry kita para matawag kitang BB ko.

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Sana ikaw na lang ang MAMA at PAPA ko.

MAMAhalin at PAPAkasalan.

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Pahiram nga ng PUSO mo!

Ipanghihilod ko lang...

BATO eh!

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English Love Quotes #05

2012-07-13T07:13:00.000-07:00

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Feelings and emotions change..

It doesn't mean that if you don't feel something for

each other anymore, the love is gone.

If love were only feelings, there's no such thing as lasting.

Love can sometimes turn numb or even be boring.

You just have to be patient 'coz love itself is life.

Not all the time you are in for all it's happiness,

sometimes, you also have to give in to its bitterness.

But, no matter what, as long as you choose and decide

to continue, it will be more beautiful. ♥
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Inspirational Quotes #12

2012-06-27T08:32:00.005-07:00

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You will never know

if you don't keep trying,

the next time maybe your time to succeed.

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Letting go of negative people

doesn't mean that you hate them.

It just means that you love yourself.

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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #23

2012-06-25T07:03:00.003-07:00

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Kung legal lang magsunog ng plastic na tao,

for sure polluted na ang mundo.

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Porket single malungkot na?

Bakit? Lahat ba ng taken masaya?

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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #22

2012-06-25T06:34:00.002-07:00

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Hindi ka dapat mahalin ng iba

dahil ayon sa aklat ng propesiya,

ikaw at ako ay para sa isa't isa.

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Gaano man kayo kalayo sa isa't isa,

ang mahalaga ang puso n'yo ay laging magkakonekta.

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Tagalog Sad Quotes #2

2012-06-09T07:39:00.000-07:00

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Mas mabuting hindi siya maging sa'yo sa panahong gusto mo.

Kesa maging iyo pero wala namang panahon sa'yo.

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Huwag kang malungkot kung ibang tao ang pinili n'ya at

hindi ikaw.

Tandaan mo, hindi mo makukumbinsi ang isang unggoy

na ang honey ay mas matamis kesa sa saging.

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Alam mo 'yung mas mahirap?

'Yung hindi ka na nga gusto ng taong mahal mo,

at ikaw nagpapanggap na wala lang sa 'yo.

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Tagalog Banat Jokes Quotes and Stories #21

2012-06-08T09:38:00.000-07:00

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NOON: Hindi lahat ng magsyota naghahalikan.
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NGAYON: Hindi lahat ng naghahalikan magsyota.
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