tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84375021591194744122010-11-07T15:55:17.432-08:00....!Brandan Mendenhallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08744763816304713526noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8437502159119474412.post-19844833085652484532010-11-07T15:30:00.001-08:002010-11-07T15:55:17.444-08:002010-11-07T15:55:17.444-08:00It happens every year, and every year I get more disgusted. Girls all over Phoenix think it's necessary to wear stupid fuzzy Ugg boots as soon as they think it's winter. What that <span style="font-style: italic;">actually </span>means is, as soon as the Fall equinox turns Spring into Autumn, American Eagle-wearing preppy bitches rush to their gigantic walk-in closets and beeline it straight for their Uggs. If you haven't seen these monstrosities, save yourself the horror and don't look into it.<br /><br />It's not even the boots that bother me. I'm a nerd majoring in Game Art &amp; Design, so it's not like I'm an expert on fashion. But for fuck's sake, there can't be <span style="font-style: italic;">any </span>justification for wearing boots of ANY kind during ANY season in Phoenix, Arizona. Currently, it is November 7th, 4:48PM, and it's 79 fucking degrees outside. So what bothers me is the fact that these girls put on their tiny Hollister shirts and their belt-sized miniskirts, then feel it's completely okay to wear a pair of winter boots, completely oblivious to how much of a tool they are when they do it. Stop trying to fit in and wear some goddamn flip-flops.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8437502159119474412-1984483308565248453?l=brandansama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brandan Mendenhallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08744763816304713526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8437502159119474412.post-69243615145542981212010-11-06T22:33:00.000-07:002010-11-06T22:37:01.359-07:002010-11-06T22:37:01.359-07:00Seriously. If your girlfriend gets mad at you for farting, you need to get her the eff outta there.<br /><br />That is all.<br /><br /><br />PS: She just burped, and it was gross.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8437502159119474412-6924361514554298121?l=brandansama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brandan Mendenhallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08744763816304713526noreply@blogger.com0