tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55573656098048185582024-11-05T23:47:03.810-03:00Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11586961636342507299noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557365609804818558.post-11090906072375948392011-01-28T19:19:00.001-02:002011-01-28T19:19:55.192-02:00<br /> <div style="margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><b>Os Caipiras&nbsp;</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"> O carro da moça enguiça no meio do mato, onde havia apenas uma cabana com dois caipiras, a quem ela pede ajuda. Eles são tão prestativos que ela resolve agradecer de uma maneira diferente e se oferece para os dois.</div> <div style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"> - Nois topa! A gente não vê muié&nbsp; por aqui há um tempão.</div> <div style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"> - Só tem uma coisa – diz a moça – vocês vão ter de usar isto daqui, senão eu fico grávida. – e entrega uma camisinha a cada um.</div> <div style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"> No dia seguinte. Lá por volta do meio-dia, um caipira fala pro outro:</div> <div style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"> - Cumpade, ocê se importa se aquela moça ingravidar?</div> <div style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"> - Eu não.</div> <div style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"> - Então vamo tirá essa porcaria do pinto?</div>Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11586961636342507299noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557365609804818558.post-17799235398281907982011-01-23T10:30:00.003-02:002011-01-23T11:43:11.072-02:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8Qmj7UXOI5MNxC3VJcNTofj3MfazE3C-LL2cuTrjA99FX118ufCe1n3YZjHttF3sEqCiK8QqAFgZa8JlRNEFnKe4Zk7Vd6Z9-6YLhmzM3snH22a5YNyNzBMJWP0Hyw4iuDLuV9cFYdZGq/s1600/imagens-engracadas-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="309" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8Qmj7UXOI5MNxC3VJcNTofj3MfazE3C-LL2cuTrjA99FX118ufCe1n3YZjHttF3sEqCiK8QqAFgZa8JlRNEFnKe4Zk7Vd6Z9-6YLhmzM3snH22a5YNyNzBMJWP0Hyw4iuDLuV9cFYdZGq/s400/imagens-engracadas-2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> Mulheres que ficam em busca do homem perfeito da nisso. 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Sucesso total!Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11586961636342507299noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557365609804818558.post-48794094686866704902011-01-22T21:02:00.001-02:002011-01-23T11:44:30.720-02:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmEw9SW_bkwE92uLapfDNsy6uykJByWFlDR95p_JS0_q7W8_z2jgo3nhxOf0g2qtvmROM9K_PHJisfowRUeukOBlVE36SbcHY_g2xAU2mxF8n8PioqIDsd6FewuoFPjsRcrQb4dNEPofye/s1600/COMOOUVIRMUSICASDURANTEAAULA_thumb%255B6%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmEw9SW_bkwE92uLapfDNsy6uykJByWFlDR95p_JS0_q7W8_z2jgo3nhxOf0g2qtvmROM9K_PHJisfowRUeukOBlVE36SbcHY_g2xAU2mxF8n8PioqIDsd6FewuoFPjsRcrQb4dNEPofye/s400/COMOOUVIRMUSICASDURANTEAAULA_thumb%255B6%255D.jpg" width="356" /></a></div> Para todos estudantes que não querem ouvir aquela aula chata. 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