tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7254162751650703735Sat, 21 Sep 2024 11:34:56 +0000Short funny quoteshttp://short-funny-quote.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (George)Blogger6125en-usnonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7254162751650703735.post-4344538941638646653Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:29:00 +00002010-01-16T23:30:47.386+02:00Short funny quotesShort Funny Quotes"I can resist everything except temptation."Short funny quotes, Oscar Wilde."There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."Short funny quotes, Franklin."To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."Short funny quotes, Mark Twain."The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally http://short-funny-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/short-funny-quotes_16.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7254162751650703735.post-2515380730434614645Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:47:00 +00002010-01-15T20:48:34.102+02:00Short funny quotesShort Funny Quotes"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."Short funny quotes, Anonymous."Half of the people in the world are below average."Short funny quotes, Anonymous."If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"Short and funny quotes, Yogi Berra."People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is http://short-funny-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/short-funny-quotes_15.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7254162751650703735.post-3529030376474054237Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:44:00 +00002010-01-15T20:49:10.211+02:00Short funny quotesShort Funny Quotes"I can resist everything except temptation."Short funny quotes, Oscar Wilde."There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."Short funny quotes, Franklin."To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."Short funny quotes, Mark Twain."The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally http://short-funny-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/short-funny-quotes_14.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7254162751650703735.post-8155201385341394048Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:39:00 +00002010-01-15T20:49:43.311+02:00Short funny quotesShort Funny Quotes"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot"Short Funny Quote by, Unkown."A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."Short Funny Quote by, Unknown."Lifes Tough, get a helmet!"Short Funny Quote by, Unknown."You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."Short Funny Quote by, Dilbert."Never drive through a small Southern town at 100mph http://short-funny-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/short-funny-quotes_13.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7254162751650703735.post-4754074958540426562Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:08:00 +00002010-01-12T21:09:44.897+02:00Short funny quotes"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."Short funny quotes by, Bob Hope"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."Short funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."Short funny quotes by, http://short-funny-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/short-funny-quotes_12.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7254162751650703735.post-2384739920657130300Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:17:00 +00002010-01-11T11:18:16.764+02:00Short funny quotes# "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"Short and funny quote by, Homer J Simpson.# "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"Short funny quotes, Unknown.# "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."Short funny quotes by, Zsahttp://short-funny-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/short-funny-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0