Funny SMS

A Random Joke

2011-09-13T23:51:00.000-07:00

Modern definitions for today's office!

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly.................

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

Can v do romance

2011-09-08T03:52:00.000-07:00

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Murgi SMS

2011-08-10T07:00:00.001-07:00

A murghi falls in love with kawwa.
Murgha found out
.
Murgha:Mujh me kia kami hai.Mae tum se mohbt karta hun.Mujh se ziada pyar tum se koi bhi nai kar sakta koi b nai.
.
Aisa kia hai os kawway me jo mujh me nai.
.
Murghi:I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce:-o

In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

2011-02-25T16:10:00.000-08:00

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

Always start your day with a lot of S E X

2011-02-25T16:08:00.000-08:00

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

Santa was drawing money from ATM

2011-02-25T15:44:00.000-08:00

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Wife Husband Jokes

2010-12-17T12:34:00.000-08:00

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Funny Birthday SMS Messages

2010-05-20T04:40:00.002-07:00

Birthdays are for fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

Funny Birthday SMS Messages

2010-05-20T04:40:00.001-07:00

I know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u’l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”

Funny Birthday SMS Messages

2010-05-20T04:39:00.000-07:00

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Birthday SMS

2010-05-09T08:15:00.000-07:00

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

Adult SMS

2010-05-04T13:53:00.000-07:00

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Adult SMS

2010-05-04T13:51:00.000-07:00

rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock

Funny Adult Text SMS

2010-05-04T13:50:00.000-07:00

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

Adult Text SMS

2010-05-04T13:48:00.000-07:00

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Adult SMS

2010-05-04T13:45:00.000-07:00

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

Adult Text Messages

2010-05-04T13:22:00.001-07:00

The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

Adult Text Messages

2010-05-04T13:16:00.001-07:00

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Adult SMS

2010-05-04T13:15:00.001-07:00

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

Adult SMS

2010-05-04T13:13:00.000-07:00

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Funny SMS

2010-05-03T12:01:00.000-07:00

Ladke wale:ladki walo se
Ladki ka kya naam hai?
LADKI WALE:Humari pyari,apki pyari,subki pyari,RAMPYARI
LADKI WALE:Ladke ka kya naam hai?
LADKE WALE:Humara gu,apka gu,subka gu,JAGGU!!

Funny SMS & Jokes

2010-05-03T12:00:00.000-07:00

Har sal Aata Hai,Har sal Jata Hai,
is Sal Aapko wo sab Mile
Jo Aapka
.+""+.+""+.
+ DiL +
"+. .+"
"+"
Chahta Ha
Happy Birthdya to You!

Funny SMS & Jokes

2010-05-03T11:59:00.000-07:00

1.Bathroom Songs in case of lose motions:
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

2.In Case Of Kabz:
Na Tu Ayeigi na hi Chain Ayega

3.In Case of Gas Trouble:
Hawa Hawa aye Hawa khushbu Luta De

4.After Coming out of bathroom:
Juda ho ke bhi tu mujh me kahi baqi hai

Funny SMS & Jokes

2010-05-03T11:58:00.000-07:00

Tamilnadu me Garmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

Tamilnadu me Grmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole

JaB Bhi koi Ldki Dekhu mera DIL DIWANA Bole
Ole Ole Ole..ole ole ole

Funny SMS & Jokes

2010-05-03T11:55:00.000-07:00

I've a special Lunch for u,
A glass of Care,
A plate of Love,
A spoon of Peace,
A fork of Trust,
And a Bowl of Prayers,
Enjoyed This Lunch?