<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050743688122672405</id><updated>2024-11-08T07:10:40.275-08:00</updated><title type='text'>funny page</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mjpatrick-funnypage.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5050743688122672405/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mjpatrick-funnypage.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>MJPatrick</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10172001871678067637</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MZnDmGtPReE/SO0HfUO3X2I/AAAAAAAAAAM/ogGfGRTQi6Y/S220/Charlie+2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050743688122672405.post-7404583191463862248</id><published>2009-04-12T09:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-12T09:44:44.823-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Read Your Email Everyday</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbRvYu9waCigKjhEj2ke1LiaSzucdx0WkUnbyihktwWorwELPY0_2uLMVMYfOpy8sWdvJjaij0cY2W8241ZXJ7ilHYYMkKtTIxJy3JI1wFwwC7vcuL2CzKS2m9NyE2wcNNBCHHbXdDBzB9/s1600-h/2381125932_53fae79d3a_o.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323846514779396386&quot; 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