tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25832403282824696942012-02-14T15:21:55.728-08:00A blog, where I placed a lot of jokes, so now you can laugh and make your friends laugh too. Many funny incident, cartoon or cartoons, Facts ,funny or humourous wallpapers,all type of humour that make ones laughs! It is True that SMILE HAS BECOME VERY COSTLY THESE DAYSPlamen Ivanovhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07108737762783456483noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2583240328282469694.post-68701072161239618762009-05-30T13:38:00.000-07:002010-06-01T05:30:39.300-07:002010-06-01T05:30:39.300-07:00<div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What time is it when you have to go the dentist?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Tooth Hurty!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Who likes to drink cocoa?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">A Cocoanut!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Jennifer, age 9<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What did one eye say to the other eye?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Between you and me, something smells.<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Blake, age 6<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Be careful not to step on a poodle!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Kelly, age 12<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What is even smarter than a talking bird?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">A Spelling Bee!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Rebecca, age 11<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Who is the greatest underwater spy?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">James POND!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Treven, age 10<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What sickness does a martial artist have?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Kung FLU!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Nothing! It's a SOFT drink!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why did the students eat their homework?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Alexandra, age 12<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What kind of a storm is always in a rush?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">A Hurry Cain!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Clouie, age 10<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why are there gates around graveyards?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Because everybody is DYING to get in!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Kathleen, age 11<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">A flying carpet!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What do you call a worm with no teeth?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">A gummy worm!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by David, age 6<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">A nervous wreck!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Caitlin, age 9<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">How did the telephone propose to the lady?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">It gave her a ring!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Melissa, age 10<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div> <br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What pet does everyone have?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">An Armpet!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> submitted by Emman, age 9<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div> <br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What did the nut say when it sneezed?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">"Cashew"!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Emmy, age 7<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div> <br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What table can we eat?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">A vegeTABLE!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Emma, age 12<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Which is faster: Hot or Cold?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Hot, 'cause you can catch a cold!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Nicholas, age 12<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why did the man with one hand cross the road?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">To get to the second-hand shop!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Rameez, age 11<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why does "A" look like a flower?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Because "B" follows it!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Lydia, age 9<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why did the boy tiptoe towards the medicine cabinet?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Nayantara, age 13<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What did Cinderella say to the photographer?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">I want my "prints" back!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Annie, age 12<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What is a cannibal's favourite game?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Swallow the Leader!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">He was stuffed!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Christina, age 12<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What does a farmer use to count his cattle?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">A COWculator!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Christina, age 12<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why didn't the skeleton dance?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Because he had no body to dance with!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Taylor, age 11<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div> <br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Who won when the two waves raced?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">They tide!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Taylor, age 11<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Because he wanted to make up his mind!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Kirsten, age 13<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div> <br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">It got ticks!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Ashleigh, age 10<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Who is the ruler of the beach?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">The Sand-witch!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Adam, age 8<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Because he was out standing in his field!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Matt<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Which cat would you never play poker with?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">A Cheetah!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Elaina, age 11<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why did the kid cross the park?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">To get to the other slide!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Claudia, age 7<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why couldn't the pirates play cards?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Because the captain was sitting on the deck!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Madison, age 9<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What do you get when you a cross a vampire with a snowman?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Frostbite!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question">What do you call a fish without eyes?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">A fsh!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Leah, age 11<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why did the child bring his dad to school?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">'Cause he had a POP quiz!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Leah, age 11<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">"Put it on my bill!"<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Jake, age 10<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why doesn't Dracula have friends?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">'Cause he's a pain in the neck!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Lauren, age 10<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">What did the ocean say to the beach?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Nothing. It just waved!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Sarah, age 13<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why was the baby ant confused?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Because all of his uncles were ants!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Allison, age 11<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">Because then it'd be a foot!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Jercel<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question">When is a door not a door?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer">When it's aJAR!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Why do people carry umbrellas?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Because umbrellas can't walk!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Jessica, age 11</div><br /> </div><br /> <br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Why do sharks swim in salt water?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Because pepper water makes them sneeze!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Manisha, age 12</div><br /> </div><br /> <br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> What is in a ghost's nose?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> BOO-gers!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Mateo, age 10</div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> What did the man say when the church burnt down?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Holy Smoke!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Parker</div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Because a wooden leg is not made like a camera!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Ramona</div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Why can't you tell jokes to an egg?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Because it will crack up!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Layla, age 7</div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Why didn't the third grader go the pirate movie?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Because it was rated "ARRR"!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Hannah, age 8</div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> What has wheels and flies?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> A garbage truck!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Daren</div><br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Why did the grizzly put on pyjamas?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Because he was bear naked!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Jeannet, age 11</div><br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> What gives you the power to walk through walls?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> A door!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Bray Bray, age 13</div><br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Why was the cucumber mad?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Because it was in a pickle!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Natalie, age 11</div><br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Why did the bubblegum cross the road?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Brezdin, age 16</div><br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Why was the broom late for work?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Because it over-swept!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Lashaunta</div><br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> What room has no walls?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> A mushroom!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Jaiya, age 9</div><br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Who was the best dancer at the monster dance?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> The boogie man!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Lashaunta</div><br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Close the door, I'm dressing!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it drove pink cars?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> A pink car-nation!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> Why was the ketchup last in the race?<br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="answer"> It couldn't ketch-up!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> Why did the cabbage win the race?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Because it was a-head!<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> What did the fridge say to the mayonnaise?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Don't come in, I've got a cold!<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> Why did the famous movie stars go to the river?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> They wanted to give out some otter-graphs!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> Where do you leave your dog while you shop?<br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="answer"> In a barking lot!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> An in-car-nation!<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> A re-in-car-nation!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> How does the biologist like to communicate?<br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="answer"> With his cell phone!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> When do parents complain because of eye pain?<br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="answer"> When they have their eye on you!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> What's brown and sticky?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> A stick!<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> Why did Superman cross the road?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> To get to the supermarket!<br /> </div><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /><br /> Submitted by Richard, age 10<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> What did the football coach say to the banker?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> I want my quarter back!<br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="submitter"><br /> Submitted by Yawnie<br /> </div><br /><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /> <div class="question"> Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> 'Cause he didn't have the guts!<br /> </div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> <div class="question"> What's green and sings?<br /> </div><br /> <div class="answer"> Elvis Parsley!<br /> </div><br /><br /> <div class="submitter">Submitted by Chris, age 11</div><br /> </div><br /> <div class="joke"><br /><br /> 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