Kronkaphone

It's Your Gruddy Screed

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 3 Apr 2008 22:07:00 -0400

varnished with lonesome marrow

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My House of a Dust Storm

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:59:00 -0500

whooshing through the tubes

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Pardon My Credo Belching

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:35:00 -0500

ice kunk and splatter

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The 11th Herth-bird

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:03:00 -0500

the first of the eleventh batch

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Moon Daddy Noodles

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 6 Dec 2007 21:13:00 -0500

jeslee higbo love jogging Burma Road

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Bird-dip Snowman

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:53:00 -0500

...a face-copter for mishoda jeequil

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Yogi Tips and Headrites

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 8 Nov 2007 21:50:00 -0500

My poor Olympus DS-330...poof......but not before giving up the secrets...muchas gracias, mi amigo!

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Want The Facts Embalmed

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:25:00 -0400

look at the froutigob from biszhniddle...have you forgotten about the fourble board

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Screeching Creetins v Scorching Croutons

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:11:00 -0400

before an arc hister bic rodent Hampshire...it all-wished you a focussed conclusion...liglo wherligan the ground beneath you sparkles, sizzles...and begins a crinkle ...

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Must've Been With Ruster Binwiddy

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:58:00 -0400

lish-lishy eyeshadow then softly flap to flutter

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Calumetic Struggle

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:43:00 -0400

it's aboot yer hessbegoatten spwoudizall...that...and a loaf of your best cheese, p,p,please...

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You're a Sweater Waiting to Happen

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:58:00 -0400

lathing histrel sintlegree don palo labra dill

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Kronkaphone is an important part of my mental health routine.
E.g., when I see my shrink, he always says, "well, I agree that life sucks. But are you listening to Kronkaphone?
I say, Well I did, but he got tired, and he went fishing, or started selling vacuum cleaners, or fell in love, or became a jazz drummer, or converted to some religious sect, or something."
My shrink said, "well, as soon as Kronkaphone fires back up, get in the groove. Otherwise, I will cut off your medications. If you know what I mean."
Oh jesus holy christ.
My shrink is George Clinton. And he worships vincent van gogh, sylvia plath, Leslie Scalapino, charles bernstein, kurt cobain, anne sexton, and bruce andrews.
The medications he prescribes depend entirely on my literary tastes, not anything as archaic as DSM.
Most of what my shrink shares with me is based on his knowledge of the above, plus a dash of john cage, gertrude stein, marcel duchamp, ani difranco, and alanis morissette.
So I said: yes sir.
And so, mr. kronkofone, with your self-reconstruction, like Lazarus without the help of any divine agency, and without the help of bill gates's publicity machine, you have saved my career and kept me out of the local institution.
I listen to your audio art always, but especially, whenever I eat a thick omelette made of eggs, ham, zucchini, mushrooms, green peppers, white wine, olive oil, fresh roma tomatoes, and fresh basil.
if you will excuse me I have been asked to jump out of an airplane.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulbaker/sets/72157600854026325/

paul baker
channeling walt whitman
channeling john milton
channeling Job

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I Call Junkies Malfeasance

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:38:00 -0400

Greetings from the melted cheese siesta!...everything here is made out of cheese...and it's very hot...I've missed you all...thank you for sticking around.

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DS331322

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:53:00 -0400

Caution:

*lo-fi & squawky

*contains dirty word

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...we've arrested a corporate tunnel freak...shufted ura...thelma figh hands...are you the saratoga santa...is this polinker loyalty...delectible electro kendra bites...sh*tty gee wilikers...spanish and hegladore rumalotti queen...

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dream cloudy

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:24:00 -0400

silver beads drip from a dream cloudy

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Hubber Ronkey In The House

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 23:13:00 -0400

...!

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(Has He) Morphed Into Something Skittish

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 00:04:00 -0400

always here for the trumple durkin wheelie and itza spizo

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Millie-bell, Pumba-loo, Little Lizzie Too

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 1 Mar 2007 23:25:00 -0500

a ping on the end of each and every hair you can have

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Marsupial Hat Beggar

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:43:00 -0500

dainty nibblins or rancid tinsel creepo

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Kinial Getty Kinister

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:17:00 -0500

first of the 9th batch

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Egghead Digging in the Boneyard

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 8 Feb 2007 21:51:00 -0500

rushing to the surface with a series of dots and flashes

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Girdle Cull

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 1 Feb 2007 22:15:00 -0500

the lazy plains of Isabella

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Erudetic Prithel

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:20:00 -0500

Augment the flacid lester wheel

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Croaking Weagles

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:12:00 -0500

Stirkles can swip your Melra; at least in a basket of neatly rancid kettle drunk bran flavor
...and with your new hislee projection climb...what a steadfast time for reflection...burst thru to the really fun day...
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Burning Crazy Around the Edges

kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke) — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 23:04:00 -0500

When it's quizster's banner luck of a drawing.

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