tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935Tue, 03 Mar 2026 08:25:20 +0000musicclevelandnarcissismansel's spinning corpsesportsrepublican shenanigansfootballla poésiethe side effects of slackingthe internetscoworkers of the world unite in duhbasketballdarkthroning in the citysoccerarcane ritualsi'm a lazy lazy manit's a mad mad mad mad worldwingnuts say the dumbest things2008 electionwritingfun with captionshumans are insanemusical judgmentbloggy goodnesstheatre of the absurdlet's go shoppingdemocratic wimperyi was/am/will be lazy for a damn good reasoniraqbaseballfilmflashingi love/hate francedoug henningismterrorismweirdnessdubyaohiopolice statepure comedy pyritethe side effects of being very busythat's his fucking metal facethis is getting old and so are youteeveedarkthroning in the woodsgeekeryhistory is funinside joke theatreit's just rain fine try and kill itreal writershot thespian actioniranwacky red staterscheneyobamaitishockeysimpsonsye olde booke-wormingreal poetssoldiers for sky fairiesoffice warfarechildish scribblingi couldn't sleep at all last night doo doo doo doo dootalking hairpiecesla peinturestrategerylove and rocketsastronomydomestic unblissfenriz weekendanimal magnetismblack hole sundemocratic fortitudefractured fairy talesthe club daystrenchant commentary on the human conditionangry chaircinéma véritéh.p. lovecraftjeremiah was a bullfrograndom musingssigns of the apocalypsethere's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of otherswriting is for blockheadsyou're anti you're antisocialfantasies dead on arrivalhappy slappedloose lips sink asbestos infested buildingsactual artistesbuffyversei am the keymasterrock and roll's a loser's gameblahesoteric order of st. drogofenriz saysfuck youi'd rather be darkthroningoh my cthulhu it snows in cleveland in winter who knewthe importance of being unimportantwhy don't you both shut upwizard vanfake poetslet's ask this scienticianoh my cthulhu it's hot in cleveland in summer who knewsoviet life coachingthe doctor is inturd blossomvampiresvizzini's wheezweirdy mcweirdertonwhere no jackass has gone before+1 glaive of postingbus people killcareful with that axe eugenechicks mancoworkers suckdarkthroning on the autobahndaydream believerdon't fear the reaperdrawing my way out of a paper bagdream a little dream of drawing and quarteringfake artistsfake writersfuckin' slayerget a brain moransia ia cthulhu fhtagnideas that sound bad on paper usually suck ballsmapquestnon-sportsoh my cthulhu it rains in cleveland in spring who knewoh my cthulhu it's swank in autumn in cleveland who knewohiostanpaper bag bluesradio free clevelandiareal artistsrust world problemssmartypantsthe land of nodturkmen life coachingI know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with mehttp://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)Blogger1644125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-8306119676873697553Fri, 31 Jan 2014 15:23:00 +00002014-01-31T10:23:34.592-05:00basketballclevelandfootball Don't let the door hit your fat wallet on the way out. Being a sporting chap, this town sucks. Really is time to hack competition out of the organs, blood on the sangfroid, slippety slop yadda yadda space lord motherfucker. Writing, like rock and/or roll, is a loser's game, so mood-altering chemicals 'tis. The Fucking Broncos vs. Seattle: Like 37% of all gasbags not named Skip http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2014/01/so-long-kyrie-and-thanks-for-all-mope.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-1214519180510048549Fri, 17 Jan 2014 19:48:00 +00002014-01-17T15:07:09.942-05:00clevelandfootball Every Sunday. ♪ Some people call Jim the shit owner yeah Some call him the gangster of frack Some people call him Mr. Burns WEE WOO Cause' I speak of the pompousful hack ♫ The Fucking Patriots @ The Fucking Broncos: Hitler & Stalin, here they come and partisans, hoping for a Lord Boston triumph so he can fail in a fortnight, punch Field Marshall Godwin right in the balls who tumbles http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2014/01/coaches-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-coaches.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-4666755284900929440Sat, 11 Jan 2014 13:53:00 +00002014-01-17T15:07:02.343-05:00clevelandfootball   Beats watching post-game Boomer.   Searching for Browns playoff footage from Haig in '88, O, woe, we got carded, wildly. That was a lateral and defensive TD, ref motherfucker, not a forward chuck, thus, the above. Baby mama drama not included. Enjoy. New Orleans @ Seattle: Si Les Parapluies de Beast Mode, the Twelfth Man enjoys a fifth quarter bender. If not, they probably still http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2014/01/fote-balle-or-ynge-aliene-to-cleave-land.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-8250557551761727996Fri, 03 Jan 2014 16:21:00 +00002014-01-03T11:21:43.868-05:00clevelandfootball It's not just a derogatory label, it's a philosophy.  Almost Marty's last game, 'cause no one's uploaded the wild card, same Bat time, same Bat channel, same Bat shit opponent, Jer-ry! Jer-ry! thankyouvermuch, but holy ten gallons, Psychopathman, Don traded in links for season-savin', strock it, strock it real good. Look real close and you'll see young(ish) Randal drunk on beer hot http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2014/01/martyball.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-5323737214311813516Thu, 19 Dec 2013 15:26:00 +00002013-12-19T10:27:50.216-05:00musical judgment SATAN LAUGHS AS YOU ETERNALLY ROT. Weird year, man. Got more shit to say than ever punches fucking tired of circle jerks in the temple of your dreams. Philosophy is naught but destroying eardrums in my own private forest, tossin' scrawls in the can. Poor man's withdrawal, son, 'cause the hard stuff's too much scratch. The rest is crap 'cept Hanneman. 1. Darkthrone, The Underground http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/12/handsome-b-wonderfuls-fortieth-annual.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-1088878942532887650Fri, 22 Nov 2013 18:49:00 +00002013-11-22T13:49:34.799-05:00i was/am/will be lazy for a damn good reasonmusicthat's his fucking metal face Remember when this came out, Thriller McCartney bitching "cover's in color!" Sure, a couple tunes could use some Perry White, and if the platter ain't General Zod, it's at least Non and he could fuck up most things. There was some other gig, but I forgot. Man, fuckers in class are fucking dumb. I mean, I'm a sack of evaporated Venusian stone but whoa: 'taint no STEM, so plants'll be 0.07% http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/11/sick-engine-piston-hammers-away.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-9049993718734565930Wed, 30 Oct 2013 17:32:00 +00002013-10-30T13:32:53.977-04:00musicthat's his fucking metal face No better reason to temporarily halt hermitage than to celebrate this motherfucker turning thirty. See you in the next d6 months, unfortunately. People, man.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/10/you-know-my-only-pleasure-is-to-hear.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7874709564976830206Sat, 28 Sep 2013 13:37:00 +00002013-09-28T09:37:04.765-04:00i was/am/will be lazy for a damn good reason Carry on, wayward sons. http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/09/im-lazy-lazy-man-roger.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7873311864043211504Wed, 18 Sep 2013 13:37:00 +00002013-09-18T09:37:05.603-04:00coworkers suckdream a little dream of drawing and quarteringthe side effects of slackingGET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING GAME ALREADY. Drunken slaughter ought to carry a shorter prison term than wallstreeting.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/09/jesus-fucking-satan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7526938086889348239Wed, 04 Sep 2013 15:03:00 +00002013-09-04T11:11:43.941-04:00clevelandfootball Not this stink again. AFC East: The Fucking Patriots have a quarterback, the Dolphins, whose new unis suck but don't suck as much as the Arena League circus threads of The Fucking Broncos or Seahawks, might, the Toronto Bills don't, and neither do the H-A-A-A HAAA HAAA HAAA. AFC North: Geno Atkins doesn't live in Cleveland, he lives in Cincinnati, unfortunately. The tools http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/09/quarter-pounder-with-cheese.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-843448561704915079Mon, 26 Aug 2013 14:08:00 +00002013-08-26T10:08:44.962-04:00fuck youmusicthe side effects of slackingthis is getting old and so are youtrenchant commentary on the human condition Another semester, another layer of lawn off-getting deposited on the gunk. I have a really strong sphincter about the badness of really bad stuff. Forest hermitage. METAL. http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/08/broken-record.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-5994283635937574140Mon, 12 Aug 2013 18:30:00 +00002013-08-12T14:30:28.141-04:00black hole sunfuck youi was/am/will be lazy for a damn good reasoni'd rather be darkthroningmusicoh my cthulhu it's hot in cleveland in summer who knewthis is getting old and so are you Fuck you dumb public fuck you stupid work fuck you humidity now that's fuckin' poetry hell no says you well fuck you too.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/08/abysses-and-eyeballs.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-3585608869883969226Mon, 29 Jul 2013 11:01:00 +00002013-07-29T07:01:42.166-04:00fenriz weekendmusicthis is getting old and so are you Frogger, deconstruct D)all of the above* *did jam ninja-ly** to a stack of Darkthrone discs this weekend so hail hail rock and/or roll for truth in advertising for once **sans air guitaring and/or neck wrecking*** ***one wreck's good n' plenty**** ****do "they" still make these?***** *****I know "they" still puke out the great taste of Charleston Chew****** ******66, the number of the http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/07/doing-right-thing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-1826626395990069774Tue, 23 Jul 2013 19:33:00 +00002013-07-23T15:33:27.085-04:00teeveethe club daysHoly alt.tv.x-files, Scully, my favorite non-scrimshaw entertainment turns a robust twenty! In September but why wait 'cause blathering 'bout dums, goopers, and broken systems makes me wanna Mike Tyson's punch myself out. Sure, the Slick Willie black helicopter 90s ain't got nuthin' digitally on our Prismatic Wall, save vs. technofascist age, but in terms of panache, every show that doesn't http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/07/trust-no-one-especially-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-96358583812137496Tue, 16 Jul 2013 16:11:00 +00002013-07-16T12:11:51.255-04:00musicwhy don't you both shut up Blood on Satan's Desert Island. What's that nagging, needling, niggling Ipecac wretcher called when there's a billion blatherers dying to upchuck on a zillion chunks of this, that, t'other but, lo! out the black blood of the earth! a quadrillion don't cares have erected a Godzilla-sized Erector set bricked up with Lego bricks of adamantium that even a doped-up Ghidorah can't fuck with? http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/07/am-i-evil.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-6111362038181316530Mon, 08 Jul 2013 18:38:00 +00002013-07-08T14:38:40.371-04:00black hole sunmusic Jesus H. Cthulhu, I hate summer. Fuck this fucking season.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/07/when-its-cold-and-when-its-dark.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-8759749537100964103Sun, 30 Jun 2013 10:37:00 +00002013-06-30T06:37:50.267-04:00teeveethis is getting old and so are youwhy don't you both shut up Yes, the marriage to the SBH is now old enough to drink. And drink I shall. http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/06/twenty-one-gun-salute.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-784786942305510438Tue, 25 Jun 2013 15:02:00 +00002013-06-25T11:03:10.476-04:00let's go shoppingmusicthat's his fucking metal facethe importance of being unimportantthe side effects of slacking Greatest DM (death metal or dungeon master, listener's choice) album ever? Don't sleep on Altars. Seriously, don't, or you'll wake up the not-that-secret ingredient of a pentagram stew. Mmmm, stew. Bunch of crazy crap happening in meat world, but fancy gizmodic contraptions aside, new shit same as the old shit YEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. 'twas vaguely Daltrynstic no? though I'm more skilled http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/06/slowly-we-rot-or-better-late-than-never.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-4947948866018392330Thu, 06 Jun 2013 12:39:00 +00002013-06-06T08:39:55.995-04:00musical judgment Look man, adrenaline junkie shtick's fine for vapid hacks surfing vapor trails to nowhere. Me, I dig a grimy rut slicked with oily mope. It's right there, points the skeletal digit, hand hallucinating over a shaky ticker, ears flapping as yours truly breezes wearily through discarded puns on the band's name and/or the Cretaceous. Eureka, that signifies old, and lo, a couple more greys than http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/06/midlife-no-crisis.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7410694728395560131Wed, 22 May 2013 12:04:00 +00002013-05-22T08:04:45.936-04:00musical judgment No album cuts cuz Metal Blade's gang of Patrick Batemans says nein. Animals are blissfully ignorant of our gold star acid banging till we leave a pile of garbage on their house 'cause we if we know anything we know shit, and in the sun that motherfucker smells like civilization. No wonder stray folks hither and tither self-medicate, murder. The previous platter drunk from grindhouse Hammer http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/05/paranoia-is-just-kind-of-awareness-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7360719855413569068Wed, 15 May 2013 12:53:00 +00002013-05-15T08:54:00.040-04:00ansel's spinning corpsethat's his fucking metal faceSpace Casino junkies before, Space Casino junkies after, but where's the valet parking for the discerning headbanger, Comic Sans, where, I ask? The Boys from Sweden parlayed their mood music for mopes into conjuring a joyful sadness. If only they'd fold the electro-noodling in the spaces twixt and bet on guitar runs à la Tonight's Decision or the new platter, they'd be always ace. http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/05/a-portrait-of-catharsis-as-middle-aged.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-1554887036917475230Mon, 06 May 2013 18:01:00 +00002013-05-06T14:01:05.504-04:00musicthis is getting old and so are you Was unofficially saving this, the riffyard where I lifted this dump's subtitle, for the final whatever, but whatever. Kinda struck me the other house on haunted hill, mind and matter meeting over reruns and free beer I forgot about: I'm tired, out of shape, dead & bloated minus the dead but the bloat's a boat not far in the harbor, a place to go in the quest for firing negative reactors http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/05/ebb-tide.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7230987984614395395Fri, 03 May 2013 12:23:00 +00002013-05-03T08:23:18.464-04:00don't fear the reaperfuckin' slayermusic Jeff, welcome back.  -- Satanhttp://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/05/fuck-pen-because-you-can-die-by-sword.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-6608703752789657267Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:10:00 +00002013-04-27T20:10:42.504-04:00 BLOTTO AND STUCK. UNLESS YOU'RE GIVING ME BOOZE, FUCK OFF. THIS IS THE WORST DRUNK POST EVER. DAMN CAPSLOCKDOWN.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/04/she-was-is-bloody-disgrace.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-8849410349406005889Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:19:00 +00002013-04-17T15:22:00.373-04:00 Bored with bitching 'bout the same fucking rot. Back when there are some new tunes out, or not.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/04/black-sabbatical.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)12