tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935Fri, 24 May 2013 09:10:24 +0000smartypantsthe internetsla peintureastronomyjeremiah was a bullfrogwingnuts say the dumbest thingsi was/am/will be lazy for a damn good reasonbasketballchicks manhumans are insanethe importance of being unimportantit's a mad mad mad mad worldrandom musingspaper bag blueshistory is funcareful with that axe eugenesoldiers for sky fairiesfake artistswhy don't you both shut upsimpsonsangry chairwriting is for blockheadspure comedy pyriteohiostandaydream believerthe club daysfake writersgeekerylet's go shoppingiraqfantasies dead on arrivalfuckin' slayersportsye olde booke-wormingsigns of the apocalypseradio free clevelandiareal artistsweirdy mcweirdertonlove and rocketsreal poetsfenriz saysfake poetsoffice warfareflashingbaseballi'm a lazy lazy manthe land of nodsocceroh my cthulhu it's swank in autumn in cleveland who knewdoug henningismdomestic unblissrock and roll's a loser's gamedarkthroning in the cityloose lips sink asbestos infested buildingschildish scribblingrust world problemsfenriz weekendthere's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of othershot thespian actionrepublican shenanigansactual artistesthe doctor is inanimal magnetismcoworkers of the world unite in duhclevelandfractured fairy talesdemocratic fortitudeobamaitiswizard van+1 glaive of postingthe side effects of slackingoh my cthulhu it snows in cleveland in winter who knewiranmusical judgmentturd blossomtrenchant commentary on the human conditionsoviet life coachingteeveeturkmen life coachingwacky red staterstheatre of the absurdnon-sportsweirdnesshappy slappedoh my cthulhu it rains in cleveland in spring who knewbloggy goodnesspolice stateh.p. lovecraftoh my cthulhu it's hot in cleveland in summer who knewbus people killfun with captionswhere no jackass has gone beforethe side effects of being very busyesoteric order of st. drogothat's his fucking metal facenarcissismcinéma véritéstrategeryget a brain moransarcane ritualsi couldn't sleep at all last night doo doo doo doo doo2008 electiontalking hairpiecesfootballi'd rather be darkthroningthis is getting old and so are youit's just rain fine try and kill itia ia cthulhu fhtagni am the keymasterohioinside joke theatrevampiresdemocratic wimperymusicvizzini's wheezdarkthroning in the woodsfuck youterrorismbuffyverseideas that sound bad on paper usually suck ballsansel's spinning corpselet's ask this scienticianblack hole sunblahreal writersmapquestdarkthroning on the autobahncheneyhockeydrawing my way out of a paper bagyou're anti you're antisocialfilmi love/hate francedon't fear the reaperwritingla poésiedubyaI know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with mehttp://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)Blogger1625125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7410694728395560131Wed, 22 May 2013 12:04:00 +00002013-05-22T08:04:45.936-04:00musical judgment No album cuts cuz Metal Blade's gang of Patrick Batemans says nein. Animals are blissfully ignorant of our gold star acid banging till we leave a pile of garbage on their house 'cause we if we know anything we know shit, and in the sun that motherfucker smells like civilization. No wonder stray folks hither and tither self-medicate, murder. The previous platter drunk from grindhouse Hammer http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/05/paranoia-is-just-kind-of-awareness-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7360719855413569068Wed, 15 May 2013 12:53:00 +00002013-05-15T08:54:00.040-04:00that's his fucking metal faceansel's spinning corpseSpace Casino junkies before, Space Casino junkies after, but where's the valet parking for the discerning headbanger, Comic Sans, where, I ask? The Boys from Sweden parlayed their mood music for mopes into conjuring a joyful sadness. If only they'd fold the electro-noodling in the spaces twixt and bet on guitar runs à la Tonight's Decision or the new platter, they'd be always ace. http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/05/a-portrait-of-catharsis-as-middle-aged.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-1554887036917475230Mon, 06 May 2013 18:01:00 +00002013-05-06T14:01:05.504-04:00this is getting old and so are youmusic Was unofficially saving this, the riffyard where I lifted this dump's subtitle, for the final whatever, but whatever. Kinda struck me the other house on haunted hill, mind and matter meeting over reruns and free beer I forgot about: I'm tired, out of shape, dead & bloated minus the dead but the bloat's a boat not far in the harbor, a place to go in the quest for firing negative reactors becausehttp://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/05/ebb-tide.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7230987984614395395Fri, 03 May 2013 12:23:00 +00002013-05-03T08:23:18.464-04:00fuckin' slayermusicdon't fear the reaper Jeff, welcome back.  -- Satanhttp://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/05/fuck-pen-because-you-can-die-by-sword.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-6608703752789657267Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:10:00 +00002013-04-27T20:10:42.504-04:00 BLOTTO AND STUCK. UNLESS YOU'RE GIVING ME BOOZE, FUCK OFF. THIS IS THE WORST DRUNK POST EVER. DAMN CAPSLOCKDOWN.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/04/she-was-is-bloody-disgrace.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-8849410349406005889Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:19:00 +00002013-04-17T15:22:00.373-04:00 Bored with bitching 'bout the same fucking rot. Back when there are some new tunes out, or not.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/04/black-sabbatical.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7647565536133926432Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:30:00 +00002013-04-15T12:33:07.694-04:00soccermusicla poésiefenriz weekend Suburbia hole-up tea chug, Stooges on repeat, half oblivion to the FA Cup on the tube & the usual too, the page dirtied by shit verse #752 = ¡Viva la Revolución!http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/04/swing-and-miss.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-1137997590154844971Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:22:00 +00002013-04-12T08:22:04.429-04:00pure comedy pyritesoccerhttp://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/04/because-im-easily-amused-and-that.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-4059777431606402466Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:21:00 +00002013-04-10T08:21:33.699-04:00animal magnetismansel's spinning corpse The title always seems to be more beguiling than the post, but at least I finally nabbed that rarest of birds. No, seriously, that's not a ketchup-smudged lens.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/04/commie-plots-and-cardinal-virtues.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-3612518601384511116Fri, 05 Apr 2013 22:03:00 +00002013-04-05T18:03:05.968-04:00this is getting old and so are youmusiclove and rocketsblah It's taken decades, but I think I'm beginning to get why some, many, most, who knows, prefer clinical cold to that gummiest of monkey wrenches one finds jamming up the circulatory warp and weft so often that of course it was built that way, it's just that I really hate math. Where's that confounded bridge?http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/04/passive-aggression.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-4643554924663888140Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:54:00 +00002013-04-03T08:54:53.213-04:00this is getting old and so are youmusicblah I'm sure I've played this a dozen times last week, so here's a dozen and one butchering the baker's count for making candles von too tree ha ha ha make sure they're weird. On second synapse, monkey's tired of dancing. Always tired. Ergo, stop hanging around and go frolic in the street.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/04/family-religion-friendship-these-are.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-6628004683079653034Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:03:00 +00002013-03-27T08:03:41.313-04:00musici was/am/will be lazy for a damn good reasonRock and/or roll, the only* constant 'fore the mortal coil shuffle. *yes, yes, the banality of most everything else. http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/03/curse-ye-and-thy-ninth-level-spell-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-5494450445391575630Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:57:00 +00002013-03-22T09:09:17.389-04:00this is getting old and so are youmusicdomestic unbliss Blah blah blah.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/03/if-tree-falls-in-forest-and-no-one-is.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-2555812385640834962Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:05:00 +00002013-03-18T08:06:04.512-04:00arcane ritualsnarcissismyou're anti you're antisocialmusicpaper bag bluesfenriz weekendSitting on the can early [read: early] Friday morning feverishly watching the brine bubble up out of pore after pore, my body's tubing behaving as if I had just downed a fifth and a box of prunes, c'est-à-dire, the Compleat St. Patrick's Day, but without all that pesky socialization. To celebrate my victory, some select pieces of delicious ear candy. To celebrate yours, that I didn't go into http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/03/clap-your-hands-say-fuck-yeah-thats-over.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-5123503654465217048Wed, 13 Mar 2013 09:53:00 +00002013-03-13T05:53:53.101-04:00fuck youthis is getting old and so are youteeveerock and roll's a loser's gameblahBeing around others is exhausting. Being by yourself is draining. Solve for x. CRACK.  Nod. This show's overdue for a reboot.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/03/riddle-me-this-adam-west.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-6638446729585108040Fri, 08 Mar 2013 14:29:00 +00002013-03-08T09:36:16.542-05:00soccerhistory is funmusical judgmenti was/am/will be lazy for a damn good reasonSpending spring break at home, the scribbling of my stupid paper and watching stupid footie sandwiching the stupid ham of stupid darkthroning. Sorry, ladies, this hunk of burning excitement's unavailable, though my wife wishes I wasn't. Zing. Thank you thank you, enjoy the veal, because if you saw the kitchen, you'd know it was your last meal. Badoomboom. Bonus! Fenriz freaky channels Sean http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/03/fuck-off-and-die.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-1332629523265703233Mon, 04 Mar 2013 15:46:00 +00002013-03-04T10:46:52.992-05:00that's his fucking metal faceansel's spinning corpse Heavy as a really heavy thing. Not so much were the two local openers which, as usual, didn't match the sonic aesthetic of the headliner, but that's the biz, kidz. Furthermore, Now That's Class, despite being a venue eminently digable for live tuneage, is arctic molasses slow in getting the proceedings a kick in the ass. So, a late start regifted us some run o' the mill deathy grindcore dronehttp://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/03/more-monkey-dancing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-162677474368241820Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:00:00 +00002013-03-04T07:00:28.927-05:00this is getting old and so are yousoccermusicIf something's going good, give it twenty-four hours. Every three months, The Blizzard rages.* Here's some metal, 'cause monkeys dance. *not exactly axiomatic, but what is the internet but lies and porn?http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/03/axiom-grease.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7343123144302949602Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:13:00 +00002013-03-01T10:34:53.826-05:00narcissismmusic Messrs. Shermann & Denner, young & wild.  A choice ironically comical or comically ironic, haven't decided yet. Nothin' goin' on, no gong-banging, no it got-on, just stuck in neutrality like Switzerland. Sans Nazi ingots, of course. Such a stash could fuel serious bootleg acquisition. Since I'm no DaiMon, no Rules, only old shows once too young. Bunch o' other crap, but who fucking cares. http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/03/his-brains-are-boilin-when-he-hears.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-4400575810269680488Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:08:00 +00002013-02-20T08:08:16.280-05:00narcissismfilmfenriz weekendAs an occasional connoisseur of horror both great & Z-grade, 'tis a wonder numbered among the seven that I've not seen until last night this awful piece of claptrap that commands a furious retch. Hath Plan 9 met its mighty match? And that was the highlight of my weekend.http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/02/thine-jaw-stands-slack-fore-mysteries.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-6083020303470013560Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:38:00 +00002013-02-14T11:38:58.310-05:00fractured fairy tales http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/02/id-tear-my-own-heart-out-im-so-indiana.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7764179207015690690Sat, 09 Feb 2013 15:53:00 +00002013-02-09T11:17:47.214-05:00narcissismangry chairmusicblah [an infinity of redaction 'cause imma 1.7 track mind and where I do push pen you can't see and you don't wanna be trust me 'cause it sucks like a Mack truck of godawful fuck sixteen tons and whaddya get space cadetted that's what]http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/02/cause-i-havent-posted-metal-in-awhile.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-3590460806273224279Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:24:00 +00002013-02-04T10:24:08.256-05:00fuck youWHERE  ARE  ALL  THE  FUCKING  PEN  CAPShttp://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/02/blah-blah-big-brother-blah-blah-blow-em.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-3823720583309715001Sat, 02 Feb 2013 13:22:00 +00002013-02-02T08:51:37.404-05:00football Browns Super Bowl highlights. The Fucking Ravens vs. San Francisco: God told me to tell Ray Lewis to fuck off. Not to his face, obviously. I don't want to get stabbed or choke on deer antler. The better team comes from the bay, but the better team brayed 'fore Baltimore the last two final whistles, but I also don't care, nor does the Dutch Wizard. Niners 27-17. http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/02/because-ive-got-nothing-better-to-do.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-1708095971601906523Wed, 30 Jan 2013 13:10:00 +00002013-01-30T08:11:20.238-05:00narcissismrock and roll's a loser's gamemusicthe side effects of slackinglove and rocketsthe side effects of being very busyThe oceans are full of sailed ships. You, 61° in Cleveland on January 30th, I hope you die of heat stroke. Doing the right thing can be incredibly unfulfilling. Each time I think I might want to make an actual friend, I thankfully remember that people are terribly overrated. Responsibility [and X-Files reruns] keeps me from being a woodland hermit. This post was paragraph after paragraph, http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com/2013/01/naval-lint.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Randal Graves)14