tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6774502323778418042012-01-31T15:46:22.712+02:00<center>Joke Hacker is a Brit living in Finland.<br><br>The creator of the <a href="http://www.SydesJokes.com/">SydesJokes.com</a> web site which is full of lots of funny stuff.</center> <p><center>Follow us on Twitter - Over 115,000 followers!!<br> <a href="http://twitter.com/SydesJokes">http://twitter.com/SydesJokes</a></center></p>SydesJokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00611214235237678566noreply@blogger.comBlogger1902125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-677450232377841804.post-49579755742159974882012-01-31T15:46:00.000+02:002012-01-31T15:46:22.720+02:002012-01-31T15:46:22.720+02:00A guy is in the pub toilet having a piss when the door to the bathroom opens. In walks a very large, very muscular guy. This guy proceeds to pull down his pants, revealing a very large penis.<br /> <br /> To the man's amazement, the muscular guy growls and slams his penis into the sink attached to the wall. It shatters, spraying pieces and water everywhere. Next, the muscular man growls louder, and slams his penis into one of the stalls, making the entire thing collapse. Then he slams his penis into the wall of the room, knocking a very large hole into it.<br /> <br /> The muscular man approaches the scared guy having a piss.<br /> <br /> "Hey, mate, do you see this very large, very strong cock?" he asks.<br /> <br /> "Yes," replies the guy taking a leak.<br /> <br /> "Do you know what I am going to do with this very large, very strong cock?" the muscular man asks.<br /> <br /> "No, I'm afraid I don't," says the first man.<br /> <br /> "I'm going to shove it up your arse!" exclaims the muscular guy.<br /> <br /> "Jesus, that's a relief. I thought you were going to hit me with it!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/677450232377841804-4957975574215997488?l=sydesjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9TG-by53DqExanwrGshURYrHkVQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9TG-by53DqExanwrGshURYrHkVQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9TG-by53DqExanwrGshURYrHkVQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9TG-by53DqExanwrGshURYrHkVQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/kyorF/~4/19507H9dxxk" height="1" width="1"/>SydesJokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00611214235237678566noreply@blogger.com0http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2012/01/in-pub-toilet.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-677450232377841804.post-24076719227848282152012-01-31T15:43:00.002+02:002012-01-31T15:43:53.693+02:002012-01-31T15:43:53.693+02:00A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I. Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation". <br /> <br /> The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. <br /> <br /> 20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?" <br /> <br /> "I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?" <br /> <br /> The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..." She gets on her knees and begins to blow him. <br /> <br /> "I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/677450232377841804-2407671922784828215?l=sydesjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nNGaVxzF0j-WsDTNPBTeUCMmYcs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nNGaVxzF0j-WsDTNPBTeUCMmYcs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nNGaVxzF0j-WsDTNPBTeUCMmYcs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nNGaVxzF0j-WsDTNPBTeUCMmYcs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/kyorF/~4/vlyLokpO2ls" height="1" width="1"/>SydesJokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00611214235237678566noreply@blogger.com0http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2012/01/sperm-bank.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-677450232377841804.post-42136094757316908182012-01-31T15:36:00.000+02:002012-01-31T15:36:18.420+02:002012-01-31T15:36:18.420+02:00A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.<br /> <br /> Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.<br /> <br /> The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.<br /> <br /> The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."<br /> <br /> The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/677450232377841804-4213609475731690818?l=sydesjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G1jKVNvwNw780-awlT0ta4pdtPA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G1jKVNvwNw780-awlT0ta4pdtPA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G1jKVNvwNw780-awlT0ta4pdtPA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G1jKVNvwNw780-awlT0ta4pdtPA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/kyorF/~4/hCxu0W9Wtws" height="1" width="1"/>SydesJokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00611214235237678566noreply@blogger.com0http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2012/01/romantic-dinner.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-677450232377841804.post-67643529800002883532012-01-31T14:35:00.004+02:002012-01-31T14:35:45.792+02:002012-01-31T14:35:45.792+02:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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