THE ONLY WAY TO PREDICT THE FUTURE IS TO SHAPE IT

EMANCIPATED OBAMA AGINST THE OPULENT BANKERS

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:13:00 +0000

When a man is given absolute power without any rules, he is bound to follow a path which would destroy him and his society. Have you ever wondered why does a country have a constitution and what purpose does it serve. It actually steers the government in the right direction when it sways away from its path. These are required for successful functioning of a society. Is there any kind of rules and regulation for the banks in the Wall Street?

The major banks of US were given absolute power, when restraining provisions in the Glass-Steagall act were scrapped by the Bill Clinton government through the Financial Services Modernization act, 1999. This was the starting point of the bubble which shattered the whole world when it blew in 2008 and plunged all the economies into recession.

Last week was a little tough for the Obama administration as it lost the Massachusetts senate seat to a republican candidate. Still Obama has not given up his fight against the business lobbyist and he has proposed many reforms in the banking sector in the coming days. He proposes a tax that would generate $9 billion a year for 10 years. And this action has drawn strong criticism from the whole banking fraternity. This actually is a very small amount when considered to the $700 billion for the troubled asset relief program these banks had earlier received.

He has taken the first step in the right direction to rein in the banks. This might seem a little tough to grasp because of the negative campaigns by the bankers, but this initial step would finally result in a set of rules framed for these irresponsible bankers who are the sole reason for the crisis in which we are now. Hopefully we would not face another such economic catastrophe in the future.

THE DEMISE OF THE LUXURY CARS

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 15:51:00 +0000

The recently concluded auto expo in Delhi shows that the major car industries are now changing their strategy to suit the requirements of the developing economies. All the major car makers of the world showcased their beautiful models and surprisingly the main focus was on the mileage of these cars rather than on the luxury.

Maruti’s Eeco, Toyota’s Etios, Chevrolet’s Beat, Volkswagen’s Polo, and Honda’s small car, all these cars were introduced for the first time in the Indian market in order to get a piece of the huge Indian market, whose major portion consist of the small car segment. Maruti 800, which was introduced in 1984, was the best selling car in India till 2004. This clearly showed that the Indians preferred the cars with a greater mileage than the SUV’s. Maruti thus dominates the Indian car market. By gauging the Indian market, Tata motors, last year introduced TATA NANO, which is the cheapest car in the world. Now Tata is planning to export these cars to the European countries.

When Manmohan singh in 1991 opened the Indian market to the foreign companies, there were some impediments in those processes and hence many companies did not prefer the Indian market. But with the increase in the purchasing power of the Indian middle class, most of the foreign companies are now competing for the Indian market. This trend also shows that the large SUV’s are now gone and the present consumer and the car manufacturers have been forced to shift his focus towards mileage as the price of crude oil is increasing every single day.

WHO IS GOD?

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:54:00 +0000

This is the question which no one can answer because everyone in this world has a different answer for this question. God cannot be found via intellectual methods but he can be found with the help of belief and faith. Belief and faith, the most powerful tool the man possesses, is the axis along which the whole world revolves. Every individual in this world strides to achieve something because he believes, without which everyone would have been a corpse of clay.

According to me god is, the DNA of belief. Only when you have faith in god, you can believe; When you believe, you can achieve something; When you achieve something, you can find happiness; and finding happiness is the sole motive of this life on earth. So to achieve happiness you have to believe in God.

But the above two paragraphs does not reflect the present scenario. The common perception is that God is a person who monitors everyone on this earth and has the power to punish the human who does the wrong. Actually one can never draw a line between right and wrong, because it depends on the circumstance and perception. This itself is a very huge topic.

What I believe is, people ( eg:kings) on earth use god as a tool to restrain the weaker section from uprising against the ruler. They make the people dumb and make them superstitious. This in turn destroys the rational thinking among humans and the rulers can make use of the faith in God to distract the failures in his administration. When a man becomes superstitious and believes these magical stories about god, he automatically becomes bound by fear, the fear of punishment. And this is actually the method by which every society operates, fear.

The present day description of God is that he has occult powers and those who speak against him would be punished. But the relationship with God should be in a manner by which man binds with the universe. God should be thought as someone who makes people think rationally and makes them happy, rather than as a person who is sitting in the heaven and making a list of your mistakes.

THE PAGES OF OUR HISTORY BOOK IS STREWN WITH BLOOD

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:14:00 +0000

You might be sitting in a beach enjoying the breeze on your vocation and thinking, this world is the most beautiful place in the universe. But when you turn back the pages of your history book, you can see nothing but, war, blood, sacrifice, holocaust and discrimination based on race, color, caste, creed and sex. Though this might sound a little gloomy, unfortunately most of the pages in my history book contain these words.

Do you know that when a new born baby hears another baby cry, its heart beat increases and its intensity of crying decreases? This clearly is a sign of empathy and this clearly proves that all the men and the women in this world have a predisposition towards a feeling of empathy for its peers (other human beings) in the world. Then how come there were two world wars?

The basic reason behind all these incidents is nothing but being obsessive about material accumulation. Everyone in this world thinks that having a car, lots of money, a luxurious house with a swimming pool, partying everyday night, spending extravagantly on something is, life. This misconception about life has cost many human lives and sadly this material obsession will never end till the last human being in this world dies and the dominant part of the society will oppress the weaker section, this is the curse of having that “SIXTH SENSE”, which fortunately no other animal in this planet possess.

GOOGLE VERSUS CHINA

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:29:00 +0000

Last week Google confronted China openly and declared that the company is going to shut down its operations in China . This step taken by Google, not only shocked the whole world but also confused everyone across the globe. A few years back Google agreed to the Chinese government that it would censor its search results and abide by the local rule of the land. As you might know, everything in this world has a threshold for tolerance and Google overshot its tolerance last week. Critics say that this decision by Google is not going to affect the people in China because the local search engine, Baidu holds 70 percent of the market.

I appreciate the decision taken by Google against the bigot Chinese government. Although it might lose the most promising market in the world, it has made the public think and there is a lot of support for Google’s decision in China . Last week Google’s mail accounts were hacked by some unknown elements. This clearly is a violation of human privacy. Breaking into one’s privacy is the first step of a future autocratic government. Google has given an appropriate response to the Chinese government and now it is in the hands of the people to teach the government that, government is just an institution formed by the people to protect it and not for acting as a moral police in every walk of life.

DOUBLE DIGIT GROWTH OR HUMAN DIGNITY?

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:02:00 +0000

China is one of the fastest growing economies in the world and it is believed that it would become the supreme power in the world by 2050. The US president also made a covert reference to this fact in his speech, during his visit to China last year.

But there have been a lot of human rights violation in the country, which no one is taking notice. Last year when there was an ethnic conflict between Uyghurs and Han, the whole problem was crushed with the help of the armed police. The Chinese government has still stationed armed police men in Xinjiang as a pre-emptive measure to prevent further violence. The Chinese government dealt the whole issue from a political point of view, but it should have looked into the conflict as a social issue.

There are a lot of questions on the Chinese government’s policy on land confiscations. Recently there was news about a lady who immolated herself at the top of her residence because she was forced to leave her place, as it was required for some official purpose.

Such ghastly incidents remind us the fact that even though double digit growth is important for a country, individual dignity is above all. The Chinese government should purge all its antediluvian policies and overhaul its view about growth, because the main achievement of growth is to make an individual independent.

ARE MEN REALLY STRONGER THAN WOMEN?

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:18:00 +0000

Most of us believe that men are stronger than woman.We go to the gym and raise our chest in pride while crossing a girl. This I guess most of the men would have done in their life. The case is different when it comes to a girl, she goes to the beauty salon every week, and when she comes out of the house she applies lip stick, make up, lotion, hair spray, and many more things to make her look beautiful and makes all the heads to turn towards her while walking in the street. Now, this is how the society operates.

But is this the truth, the truth is completely different because men are both mentally and physically weaker than women. Don’t be angry guys, the taste of truth is always bitter. Take for example, the pain that a woman undergoes during pregnancy, starting from the 1^st day till the day she gives birth, this can never be tolerated by a man.

The other example might seem frivolous to you guys but it’s the truth. The amount of blood they lose during menstrual cycle is simply unimaginable. But she never shows a sign of pain in her face, whereas I have seen guys whine like a kid when they accidentally cut their hand or lose some blood due to injury.

I ones read in an article that men saw the pain that women endured during these two occasions and decided that they had to do something to make them weak otherwise women would dominate men. Hence came the idea of beauty into the picture, they convinced women that she had to take care of her beauty and that is the main quality for being a female. Have you ever seen a guy take so much care to look nice like a girl. The answer would be a firm “NO”. Now think again, ARE MEN REALLY STRONGER THAN WOMEN?

FACE OF CHANGE: OBAMA II

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:31:00 +0000

In the previous passage I had highlighted on my hopes that president Obama would show the world that he deserves the Nobel Peace prize. I think that a single passage does not do justice to such a magnanimous individual and thus I would like to justify my conviction.

The first thing that comes to my mind is the speech that he made in Cairo. It was really moving to see him wanting to befriend the Muslim world, which had become America’s ardent enemy after the war on Iraq.

He is a man of words and it is clearly seen by the way he closed down Guantanamo jail despite stiff opposition. Though he has raised the number of stationed troops in Iraq, he has made an effort to make the world a safer place. He respects Ghandhi’s principle of non-violence, but in a turbid situation like this, non-violence cannot be a tool to achieve victory over cannibals like theTalibans.

Though his popularity is on the decline, I still feel that he will show his shrewdness in handling the economic crisis, his resoluteness to destroy Al-Qaeda, his compassion towards the annihilated Iraq and also use his charisma to bring the world together to fight environmental pollution.

THE FACE OF CHANGE: Mr.OBAMA

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:31:00 +0000

He holds the most powerful position in the world. His victory was celebrated not only in the United States but it was a moment of joy for the entire world. Recently he was awarded the Nobel peace prize (2009). This created a huge controversy whether he deserved it or not?

To me Obama, symbolizes change, and him being the president is a symbolic gesture to all the minority communities in the world that there is not a single thing in the world that cannot be achieved. His speeches are not politically motivated rather it comes from his heart. Though he has not been able to achieve some of his promises made during the election, he is making an earnest effort to make them come true despite the barricades put in front of him by the hypocritical political class. He has been in office just for a year and we have to give him some time, everything cannot be achieved in a day. The peace prize conferred to him would definitely keep him on his heels and will make sure that he does not deviate from his path to reform the world and make it a safer place to live. If something important can be achieved, then there is no harm in bending the rules slightly. YES HE CAN!

CONTROLING THE WORLD WITH A DEVICE IN YOUR PALM

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:29:00 +0000

The mobile phone is one of the greatest inventions in the 20^th century. Communication has been made so easy that you can speak to a person, anywhere in the world.

The 9cm device has bemused most us with all its characteristics. With the advent of the 3G technology in most of the countries, now you can watch TV in your mobile, browse the internet at over 2Mbps speed maximum, store more than 1000 songs and listen whenever you want, take pictures more clearer than a digital camera, make a video call to anywhere in the world, and you can also make a call to anyone. The last one was the only facility a mobile phone had a few years ago but now it has been overshadowed by all the above mentioned qualities.

English purists have already raised their concern that text messaging by the youth of today is destroying the English language. This is a ridiculous claim because languages are an evolving phenomenon and there need not be any moral policing in this area because language is just a means for communication and being comfortable and trendy is more important. So why ponder over these things instead we can make use of man’s greatest inventions to control the world.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!!!!!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:24:00 +0000

WHAT IS LOVE?

I am sure most of you out their, would be having a lot of questions about “love”. If you ask a poet, he will say that love is eternal and sacred.

If you ask a businessman he would say that love is like a million dollar tax waiver.

If you ask a student he would say that love is like an exam and it needs a lot of hard work and even if you work hard you are sure to fail.

Love means different things to different people. This is the beauty of love, isn’t it? Have you ever heard your friend say that he was swept off his feet the moment he saw her girl. I have heard many and I have felt the same way at least twice in my life. But do you really think this is love, I strongly deny it because it is just because of the secretion of “AMPHETAMINES” by your brain. This is the main chemical which arouses sexual feeling and falling in love at the first sight means that you are sexually attracted to her. So don’t worry if she does not reciprocate your love, because there are lots of girls out there who can sweep you off the feet in the future. Even I am waiting for someone like that. Cheers.

SAVE PAPER; READ BOOKS FROM THE INTERNET!

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:01:00 +0000

Yes, this is the latest sensation in the internet world. Google, which has made all the information in the world just a click away, has now made a foray into digitizing the books. The book publishers think that is their death-knell but on the contrary Google is a responsible organization and has a plan prepared. The authors whose books are a damp squib in the market would also get a very reasonable amount for publishing their book online. Most of the books which have remained in the dusty shelves of a library are being given a new life by digitizing them. History teaches us one thing clearly, that is, if there is a change in the right direction then there will be opposition from all the quarters but when the dust settles down everyone would want their piece of share in that success. Google will definitely change the way people read books in the future.

My new Mobile Phone

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:31:00 +0000

Hi guys, Its been a long time since i have posted my last blog post. It good to be back on to the blog world. Ok lets get back to the matter. Actually my old mobile fell in stagnant water on the road side while I was driving my bike. So I thought of buying a new Mobile Phone. Since just now christmas has passed and New Year is just around the corner I thought there will be some exciting offers and gift, also it will be easy for me to buy a good mobile at a cheaper rate.

But When I enquired with the shops in my neighbourhood I found that there is not much offer as I expected. The only good offer was on a nokia mobile 5880 which comes with a blue tooth head set. I was a bit confused whether tobuy it or not. So came out of the shop and enquired with my friend sheldon. He suggested me a windows mobile 5500. It has all the features like 2Mpixel camera with 3g enabled. The sound quality is really awesome. Also it has both Qwerty keypad and touchscreen. I have not used a touch screen mobile before but i think it is cooooool.

Guys I need some more suggestions from you people also. It will help choose a better one for me for this new year.

SocialSpark is Live!

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Fri, 30 May 2008 22:12:00 +0000

Hello guys i guess the time has just now arrived,Yes bloggers SocialSpark is now live. I have already signed up with them and if you haven’t done so, I think it’s time because its already very late.

What I liked very much about SocialSpark is a lot actually. I liked the idea that you can view the advertisers profile and leave comments to the them. I also like the idea that you can gain many friendsand grow your network afterall bloggers should have a wide network with the advertisers since both of them depend on each other. SocialSpark is a one big community. And of course the bloggers and advertisers are simply sensational.

The one thing that keeps it backwards is that you have to pick the slot and if you are not lucky enough to get the them you will lose the opportunity even if it stays in front of you.

I have this suggestion for how IZEA can make it better for me and maybe for the others too who are still not used to this ‘waiting for slot’ thing, is to make this straightforward. If it’s not available, then so be it. If it can be taken, let it be and reviewed.

But as a whole, SocialSpark is very unique and creative. Please check out my profile and maybe you can give me a prop.. By the way, this is a new term for me, ‘prop’. Thanks to my friend Andy Beard for letting me know what it means. Let me know what you think about this new craze, ok?

I guess the topic is intresting and useful to you.Try to make the full use of it.

Thank you......

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Gonorrhea

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Fri, 30 May 2008 20:16:00 +0000

"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."

"Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."

"But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."

"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor. "Well," the man admitted, " I think my wife
now has it too."

"Son of a b!tch!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"

Advantage of BF site for lowcost shopping

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:55:00 +0000

Hello guys everyone knows that christamas gifts are always exciting to us.What if we could get them at low cost that too sitting inside our home.Yes you have the opportunity with this site.I saw this site while i was browsing through the internet.I would like everyone to make the full use of it.
SO what you have to actually do to get benifited is.Just log on to the site.You will find the humpty no of advertisers,you can pick your favourite one.My favourite is amazon.com.So whenever there is any offer in that particular shaopping site it will be intented to you through email also.So you can purchase them.Especially during the black friday that is the day after thanksgiving.The main advantage of this site is that the people doesent have to stand in long queues to buy the items.As you know if some product is launched in to the market we should stand in long queues from early morning 5am.Even now also you cant be guranteed the product.But now the situation is upside down since you will not only get the product without much stress but also with a very good discount raates.Is'nt icing on the cake.As far as im concerned cyber monday does the job at its excellence.There are also many other sites around the internet.Some of the main advertisers in these sites are Buy.com,amazon.com,applestore,etc...

So i guess the information provided is useful.Try to make the full use of it.

Sin?

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:45:00 +0000

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."

SinRex-Enhancement Product

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Sun, 25 May 2008 12:25:00 +0000

Hello people i found this site while i was browsing the internet.It is actually about product that deals with penis enlargement and stuffs like that.

SinRex is the name of the product.It is the worlds first penis enlargement pills with Dual Synergy Performance. It has a specially designed formula that aims to combine effective and potent ingredients in a multi-capsule supplement. SinRex Dual Supplement System provides you with better, stronger and larger erections as well as ensures overall male health and longevity. Its powerful nutrients and potent herbal agents work to stimulate male libido and increase hormonal levels.

With over 60% of men suffering from small penis syndrome, it can often come in between you and your partner. You may lack the confidence necessary to perform at your peak performance, and this is often a result of size. SinRex has a powerful Dual Complex Formula which combines powerful agents from to capsules to give you a larger penis and better health. While some male enhancement pills only look to increase erection size, SinRex is the first to improve overall sexual performance and appeal, giving you more confidence.

Clinically proven as the worlds most effective penis extender pill , SinRex out performs most male enhancement supplements available to date. L-Arginine the main ingredient in SinRex is a semi-essential amino acid which focuses on improving male libido and increases levels of testosterone. SinRex uses the most powerful herbal extracts directly imported and manufactured in the United States.

so guys i guess the information provided is useful.make th full use of it.

Baldness

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Sun, 25 May 2008 12:20:00 +0000

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices. "But you're balder than I am," protested the customer. "True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"

PayPerPost A Boon To Bloggers

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Sun, 25 May 2008 11:53:00 +0000

Hellllo0000000 gentleman and ladies here is a very very intresting thing that im gonna talk about.So people who hops to this page just wait a second and look around for someting intresting that can change your view to blogging.AAAhhh yes PayPerPost.com is a website that links bloggers and advertisers.This is a new type of advertising.The advertisers chose this way since it seems to be very economical for them.Also bloggers found this as a good revenue generating way.

Now i will expalin the whole concept.First you should own a blog.You should submit the blog for approval.The blog will be approved if it meets the minimum requirements.The minimum requirements are given at the site itself.Also you must accept the terms of services before you could write reviews through payperpost.

This way of marketing is called blog marketing.Alright once your blog is approved the opportunities will be there at your login.Based on you page worth the number of available opportunities increases.Once you started writing the reviews for payperpost you will start to earn a considerable amount of money.

So what is that you are waiting for just move ahead and grow by joining payperpost.I guess the information provided is useful try to make the full use of it.

Lawyer's Money

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Sun, 25 May 2008 11:42:00 +0000

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."

After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.

Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.

"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."

DERMALOGICA

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Sun, 25 May 2008 11:12:00 +0000

Hi dudes while i was browsing around the websites i found this site.I actually was searching for a good skin care site for my sister.And on my way i found this site.Dermalogica is one of the world's favourite salon brand, is now available at The Facial Company''s online store. As an introductory offer they offer 20% off + 3 samples + FREE Shipping within Australia when customers spend $185 or more without any offer. The facial company also offers one of the most generous loyalty programs available.It is a skin care research system developed by international dermal institute.It is known widely as professionals choice.

Dermalogica is actually not about pampering or luxury.It is nothing more than like brushing your teeth or washing your hair.Being in this field we know that consumers want results not frilly packaging or overblown hype.

So guys i guess it is of good use.i hope you found this review usefulf for you.Make the full use of it.

Gatorphobia

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:41:00 +0000

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."

Monex Family-Silver

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:12:00 +0000

Hello folks every one knows gold and silver are one of the finest investment.There is a company named Monex Deposit Company (MDC) through which you can actually purchase silver, gold or other precious metals and coins for immediate personal delivery or arrange for convenient and safe storage at an independent bank or depository.This Monex have been America’s gold, silver and precious metals investment leader for the past 30 years.

The company provide this gold and silver as investment product in the form of ingots.Ingots are generally silver or gold ingots of pure bullion cast in a convenient size and shape. Why they say this time is the right time to invest in gold or silver is because the World demand for silver now exceeds annual production, and has every year since 1990.

Every one knows one of the best way to preserve one's wealth and purchsing power is determined by his ability to buy gold.That too gold bullions are somewhat unique investments.
From the time of ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans to more modern times, man has had an affinity for gold bullion.Today also the gold proven ability to diversify investments, protect wealth and preserve one’s purchasing power in the form of gold bars.

After the end of second world war the U.S. government dumped billions and billions of stock of silver on to the world market and brought down the price of silver bars.Once they were the largest stockpiler of silver on the planet,but today silver hoard is gone . . . and now the U.S. government is a silver buyer.Thats why silver bars represents an outstanding investment opportunity now a days.so make use of this opportunity and get benifited through Monex Deposit Company (MDC).

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Importance of a word

noreply@blogger.com (soundararajan.R) — Sat, 10 May 2008 14:30:00 +0000

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done," replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor. "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind--either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK," says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve, "looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," says the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised." Steve stares at him in horror and screams, "Sh!t! THAT'S the word!"