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Chuck Norris sayings

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 23:50:00 -0700

Chuck Norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way .

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite . Chuck Norris bites frost .

Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear .

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it .

They were going to put Chuck Norris face on Mount Rushmore , but the rock wasn't hard enough .

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar .

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice .

Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette , and he won . No Questions asked .

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding .

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door .

Death Once had a near Chuck Norris experience .

Once , Chuck Norris swam to the Virgin Islands . Now they're just called "The Islands ."

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas .

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves .

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer .

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are know today as Giraffes .

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of Surprise .

Chuck Norris has been to Mars before , that's why there are no signs of life .

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch . He decides what time is IT .

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass . AT NIGHT .

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night , he checks his closet for Chuck Norris .

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet papers, but there was a problem . It wouldn't take shit from anybody .

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack . His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him .

There is no theory of evolution . Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live .

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won .

Chuck Norris can divide by ZERO .

Chuck Norris can run you over with a PARKED car.

If you spell Chuck Norris is Scrabble , you win . Forever .

Chuck Norris has the heads of King Kong , Predator and all of the 300 Spartans on his wall .

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but the GRIMM reaper haven't had the courage to tell him .

Every February 2nd, Chuck Norris sees his shadow and beats the hell out of it .

Chuck Norris was the first one to know that the bird is the word .

Chuck Norris gave birth to his dad .

Chuck Norris can kill a vampire by showing him a picture of the sun .

When Chuck Norris does a push-up , he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down .

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn , he stands on the porch and dares it to grow .

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants .

Chuck Norris doesn't have Twitter, because he's already following you .

Space is continuously expanding because other galaxies are running away from Chuck Norris .

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills . They made him blink .

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King , and got one .

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI .

When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back .

Chuck Norris donates blood to NASA for rocket fuel .

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris , he finds you .

Chuck Norris doesn't read books . He stares them down until he gets the information he wants .

Positive Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 23:07:00 -0700

Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts will inevitable bring about right results.

Yesterday ended last night. Every day is is a new beginning. Learn the skill of forgetting. And move on.

You can do anything you think you can. This knowledge is literally the gift of the gods, for through it you can solve every human problem . It should make of you an incurable optimist. It is the open door.

You can give in to the failure messages and be a bitter deadbeat of excuses . Or you can choose to be happy and positive and excited about life.

You only have to do a very few thing right in your life so long as you don't do too many thing wrong .

You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream thing that never were; and I say "Why not?"

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try cheer somebody else up .

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true .

The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy ; I mean that if you are happy you will be good.

The key that unlocks energy is desire. It's also the key to a long and interesting life. If we expect to create any drive, any real force within ourselves, we have to get excited.

The minute you start talking about what you're going to do if you lose , you have lost .

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised .

Miracles happen to those who believe in them.

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in one's own sunshine.

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit.

Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door .

Nurture your mind with great thoughts , to believe in the heroic makes horses.

I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present .

I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams .

I try to avoid looking forward or backward , and try to keep looking upward.

Do what makes you feel happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, love as long as you live.

Joy increases as you give it, and diminishes as you try to keep it for yourself. In giving it, you will accumulate a deposit of joy greater than you ever believed possible.

Always leave enough time in your life to do something that makes you happy, satisfied, even joyous. That has more of an effect on your economic well-being than any other single factor.

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

If you can imagine it you can achieve it. If you can dream it , you can become it.

If you see ten troubles coming down the road , you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.

Whatever you vividly imagine, ardently desire, sincerely believe and enthusiastically act upon...must inevitably come to pass.

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?

When life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up, you can get up. Let your reason get you back up.

When walking through the "valley of shadows," remember, a shadow is cast by a Light.

Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of courage and true progress.

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence.

Optimist is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other.

Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

Our business in life is not to succeed , but to continue to fail in good spirits .

The only good luck men ever had was being born with the ability to overcome bad luck.

The person who sends out positive thoughts activates the world around him positively and draws back to himself positive results.

The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation.

There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word "happy" would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.

At the center of your being you have the answer; You know who you are and you know what you want.

Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars.

Discovery consist of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.

Do not say, "It is morning," and dismiss it with a name of yesterday. See it for the first time as a newborn child that has no name.

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy .

A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.

A man is what he thinks about all day long.

A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties .

A positive attitude can really make dreams come true .

Act as if it were impossible to fail.

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.

All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible.

I'm a big believer that eventually everything comes back to you. You get back what you give out.

I'm an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.

I'm not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward .

I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more game by being anything else.

Wise Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 13:49:00 -0700

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.

There are two ways to live, you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as everything is a miracle.

The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will try it and the faith to believe that it is possible.

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true ?

The success you are enjoying today is the result of the price you have paid in the past.

To succeed... you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you.

If you could hear me, I would say that our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we've touched

The journey is what brings us happiness not the destination.

The ones who are hardest to love are usually the ones who need it the most.

There is no starting or stopping - only doing.

There are no ordinary moments.

There's no greater purpose than service to others.

Always leave enough time in your life to do something that makes you happy, satisfied, even joyous. That has more of an effect on your economic well-being than any other single factor.

If in our daily life we can, if we can be peaceful and happy, not only we, but everyone will profit from it. This is the most basic kind of peace work.

You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude toward what happens to you, and in that, you will be master change rather than allowing it to master you.

The most basic and powerful way to connect to another person is to listen. Just listen. Perhaps the most important thing we ever give each other is our attention... A loving silence often has far more power to heal and to connect than the most well-intentioned words.

Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.

Everyone wants to tell you what to do and what's good for you. They don't want to find your own answer, they want you to believe theirs. I want you to stop gathering information from the outside and start gathering it from the inside.

Life is a mystery. Don't waste time trying to figure it out.

Sometimes you have to lose your mind before you come to your senses.

Death isn't sad. The sad thing is: most people don't live at all.

A wise man once told me... there's only one rule in this world, a small question that drives all success. The more a man invests in that question, the more powerful that man will become. "What's in it for me?".

Patience is the companion of wisdom.

A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

Freedom is the ability not to care what the other person thinks.

You are living magnet. What you attract into your life is in harmony with your dominant thoughts.

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

True freedom is an inner thing. It is a state of mind. It is a deliberate exercise of choice. Thus, if we think we are bound by external forces, we are deceiving ourselves.

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

People with clear, written goals, accomplish for more in a shorter period of time than people without them could ever imagine.

Imagination is everything it is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Have the courage to follow your dreams. It's the first step towards attaining your destiny.

For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.

Nothing can stop the person with the right mental attitude from achieving their goal; Nothing on earth can help the person with thw wrong mental attitude.

Whether you think you can or you can't , either way you are right.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lifes.

When you're nice to people, they want to be nice back to you.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !

Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.

Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.

Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philosopher.

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

The best mind-altering drug is truth.

Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so.

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

A winner listens, a loser just waits until it is their turn to talk.

Guns don’t kill people — people do.

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.

The best things in life are not things.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.

Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.

Beware of a man of one book.

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise.

TOP Favorite Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 03:58:00 -0700

He's just a guy who is probably more unknown for the reason being that he's really quite humble

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts . And we are never, ever the same.

People change, and by the time you even notice, you can't do anything about it.It's like you never knew them in the first place.

Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none .

One day you will ask me which is more important ? My life or yours ? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life .

If you can make a girl laugh , you can make her do anything .

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it's the courage to continue that counts .

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count . It's the life in your years .

Life is one big road with lots of signs . So when you riding trough the ruts , don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate , mischief and jealousy . Don't bury your thoughts , put your vision reality. Wake UP and LIVE !

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold .

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.

If you love somebody , let them go, for if they return , they were always yours. And if they don't they don't , they never were .

You learn to like someone , when you find out what makes them laugh , but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning .

A true friend is one soul in two bodies .

For every dark night , there's a brighter day.

The world is a dangerous place to live , not because of the people who are evil, but because the people who don't do anything about it .

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm .

Some cause happiness wherever they go , others whenever they go .

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst . Capitalize on what comes .

Every saint has a past , and every sinner has a future .

True love stories never have endings .

Meeting you was fate , becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn , got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions .

Don't say you love my , unless you really mean it , because I might do something crazy like believe it .

The truth is I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't .

Rather than love , than money , than fame , give me truth .

If I could be any part of you , I'd be your tears . To be conceived in your heart , born in your eyes , live on your cheeks , and die on your lips .

Today I caught myself smiling for no reason ... then I realized I was thinking about you .

For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it . For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it . For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it .

Life has no LIMITS , NO RULES... until you make them and thereafter break them . So live full on !

As we grow up , we don't lose friends . We just realize who the real ones are .

Beauty Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 21:45:00 -0700

I believe the personality and the soul is what makes a person beautiful , it does not always have to be the physical appearance.

Beauty is like a book, it cannot be judged by its cover.

It's kindness in a person, not beauty , which wins out love.

Sometimes the best guy isn't always the hottest guy or the richest, sometimes he's the ugliest or the poorest. Don't go through life wearing shutters, learn to take them off.

Women are the most beautiful thing in the nature. Because she imbibe all beauties from nature and expresses her beauty in the manner of her talks, walks and looks. This perception of beauty, we can feel only by heart rather than eyes.

It's not the presence of someone that gives life a beautiful meaning, it's the way that someone touches your heart that gives life a beautiful meaning.

Beautiful young people are work of nature, but beautiful old people are work of art.

I'm sitting here thinking about your beauty, but no words come to mind. Then I realize that no words could ever come close to the beauty I see in you.

The beauty of a rose may last for days, yet the beauty of someone special will live on for eternity.

When a guy calls you hot, he's looking at your body. When he says you're pretty , he is looking at your face. But when a guy tells you that you're beautiful , he's looking at your heart.

Beauty lies in the specific looks of a person, rather than the object, because different people feel beauty in different things.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.

For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it.

Poetry lifts the veil from the hidden beauty of the world, and makes familiar objects be as if they were not familiar.”

Beauty is one of the rare things that do not lead to doubt of God.

I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas ?

It is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it

Beauty seen is never lost, God’s colors all are fast.

When a woman isn’t beautiful, people tell her : You have lovely eyes, you have lovely hair.

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.

Beauty is not real. Beauty only exists in perception.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.

The beauty of male has not yet been portrayed by the only one who can do so-the female.

By plucking her petals, You do not gather the beauty of the flower.

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

She was a beauty in her youth a fact which she alone remembers.

Facebook Status Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 15:42:00 -0700

Fact1: You can't touch all you teeth with your tongue . Fact2: Now , all the fool will try it. Fact3: Now you will be smiling :)

Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot . Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper .

Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reacting is to try and scare it with the cursor ?

Do you know what really makes me smile ? Facial muscles .

Please don't look at this status now. Why are you still looking , I told you not to look at this . I can't believe your still looking . :)

It's amazing when strangers become friends , but it's sad when friends become strangers .

I'm so good at sleep , I can do it with my eyes closed .

When a man talks dirty to a women , it's sexual harassment , when a women talks dirty to a man , it's $9.99 per minute .

This is the most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style, the husband sits and begs , and the wife rolls over and plays dead .

Darth Vader is your father .

Teachers call it copying , but we call it teamwork .

Women are magical creatures.they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, make boneless meat rock - hard .

Karins's fantasy is having two men... one cooking and cleaning .

Let your smile change the world , but don't let the world change your smile .

Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi .

eL says , "Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby .

eL ► Play The Moments ▌▌ Pause The Memories ■ Stop The Pain ◄◄ Rewind The Happiness.

eL is trying to decide - laundry today or naked tomorrow .

eL ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A DAMN ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 87% complete.... ERROR:We dont give a damn .

eL is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute .

eL is such a fabulous cook, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on!

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

You have 10 fish , 5 drown , 3 come back to life . How many fish do you have ? Stop counting smart one . Fish can't DROWN .

Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy ? I bet he's not laughing out loud .

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak .

Don't you find it funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T) , the rest of the week says WTF ?

eL is loading is Loading ████████████ 99%

Nobody wished me a happy birthday today , which isn't surprising really; , since it isn't my birthday .

Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT" and then run away .

eL (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills

eL is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars ?

Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall .

I wish life came with a remote to ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►► fast forward or sometimes just mute..

I looked at the keyboard earlier and I noticed (U) & (I) are together , it's meant to be ! I looked underneath it & it said JK .

Grammar is important . For instance , commas save lives : Let's eat grandpa . Lets eat , grandpa .

eL feels like getting some work done... and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes .

eL had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide .

eL used to play sports . Then he realized you can buy trophies . Now he's good at everything .

If you think the thing I say out loud are bad , you should hear the things I keep to myself .

You broke my heart into several pieces , Good ! Now I can give it to several girls .

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Kids in the back seat cause accidents . Accidents in the back seats cause kids .

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

47% of all statistics are worthless.

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.

everyone wants to be happy, nobody wants to feel pain, but you can't have rainbows, without any rain?

thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING!! Think about me for 3 seconds. 1... 2... 3... You have just experienced the best 3 seconds of your life

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

wants to know if you like water... You do? Then you'll like at least 70% of my body...

why does looking at animals covered in oil make me sad, but looking at animals covered in oil and deep-fried make me hungry?

Isn't it ironic we ignore the ones who adore us , adore the ones ignore us , love the ones who hurt us and hurt the ones who love us

Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money! Isn't that really bad?

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, "F* off, you won't bring it back!

It is scientifically proven that a woman can be satisfied with only 8.5 cm. - and it doesn't matter if the card is Visa or MasterCard...

You wanna know what's weird? If you scream in a Library, everyone just looks at you, but if you scream on a plane, everyone joins in!!

A smile is like tight underwear ... it makes your cheeks go up

How come when your wifes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy & say congratulations! But nobody rubs your balls and says good job!

is out making some changes in her life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes

The world can not end in 2012 because my can of tuna expires in 2014.

I Gotta Feeling if you Meet Me Halfway that Imma Be like Boom Boom Pow

Life was much more simpler when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits!!!

Morning is nature's way of saying: HA, HA, now you have to do it all over again... Sucker!!!

is so bored shes considering going to the gym, dressed as a candy bar & standing in front of a overweight guy & waving while eating skittles

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

Lauren lives vicariously… through herself.

Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

Sonia has found love in facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.

Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.

James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.

Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

I want you , I need you , I miss you , I love you .

I need a heart to live . But it's hard for it to beat when you're so far away !

How come when you break a bone , they can give you pain killers , but when your heart gets broken there is nothing they can do about it .

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes , seek out the good in people . For a slim figure , share your food with the hungry .

Film The Best Movie Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 03:25:00 -0700

Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living.

Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out ?

I love you . I'm who I'm because of you . You are every reason , every hope , and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours .

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return .

Do, or do not . There is not 'try'.

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But , you can either run from it or, learn from it.

The truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back .

The best love is the kind weakens the soul, that makes us reach for more, that plants fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever .

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I'm . And most of all .. I'm scared of walking of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you . "

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends . "

" Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy .. asking him to love her . "

We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it.

Sometimes I wish that I had never met you, so I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there .

Do you know that place between being asleep and awake , where you still remember your dreams ? That's where I'll always love, that's where I'll always wait for you .

If you're not willing to risk it all, then you don't want it bad enough .

"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy. Come here squishy!"

You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love .

I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

Love cannot be found where it doesn't exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does .

I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that sooner or later one, or both of us will want to get out. But also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life.. because I know in my heart you're the only one for me.

I'm nothing special, of this I'm sure. I'm a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough.

"If you love someone.. you say it, right then, out loud. Otherwise.. the moment just passes you by. "

I know I have a heart because I feel it breaking .

"Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it, because if we actually felt how much we loved them.. It would kill us. "

Never let the fear of striking out keep from playing the game !

"Some people can't believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first. "

There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the way that I do it.

"You are the answer to every prayer I've offered . You are a song , a dream , a whisper, and I don't know how I could live without you for as long as I have. I love you more than you can ever imagine. I always have, and I always will. "

" A life without love, is no life at all."

I didn't come back to tell you that I can't live without you . I can live without you . I just don't want to .

And all the while I feel like I'm standing in the middle of a crowded room, screaming at the top of my lungs, and no one even looks up .

Forever is a long time and times has way of changing things .

We are who we choose to be .

Will you love me for the rest of my life ?
No I'll love your for the rest of mine.

I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they're not .

I have Crush on YOU Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 21:45:00 -0700

A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soul mate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He'll smile at you, but he'll never laugh at your heart. He'll brush the hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He'll call to say goodnight or just cause he is thinking of you. He'll look in your eyes and tell you, you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and for the first time in your life, you'll believe it.

Although you not love me, although you may not care. If you shall ever need me, you know that I'll be there. Your love may all be taken, your heart may not be free, but when your heart s broken, you can always lean on me. I'll never stop loving you, I know because I tried. All the oceans in the world, can't hold the tears I've cried.

Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...The one who turns to his friends and says, "That's her..."

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: sayings something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with them more than any other person, love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of, love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you.

I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me, because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.

I miss you when something really good happens, because you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you're the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow, and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you the most when I lay awake at night, and think of all the wonderful times that we spent with each other for those were some of the best and most memorable time of my life.

If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

If you count all the stars in the sky, all the grains of sand in the oceans all the roses in the world and all the smiles that have ever been, then you will have a sample of how much I love you.

If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, because a heart can be broken, a circle goes on forever.

If you love someone tell them... because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.

It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.

It's funny how big of an impact you have on me. It's like when I see you, you don't even have to speak... all you can do is smile, and it can make my day, and then that's how I remember my reasons for loving you.

It's only after someone is gone do you realize how much you miss them.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Last night I looked up and matched each star with a reason why I love you; I was doing great, until I ran out of stars.

Love is when you can't be apart from someone for too long... you're always thinking of them, and when you're with them you never want to say goodbye. Love is far from simple. It's quite complex. It's mix of about everything. It's sadness, joy, passion, hatred, excitement, it's almost every feeling you can imagine and more. You know love when you find it, it's that person that when they smile it brightens up your day, you can't stop staring at them for fear of losing them, they're always on your mind, you daydream of being with them, even if they're less than 20 feet away... and you can't stand it when they're not with you, the worst feeling you could ever feel is when you know that person you love is not with you... you can't tell when love will happen, you just know when it does, that moment when you first lay eyes on that person, and you never want to look away...that is love. Nothing less.

The mark of a true crush...is that you fall in love first and grope for reasons afterward.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

Today I caught myself smiling for no reason...then I realized I was thinking about you.

What do you do when the only one that can make you stop crying, is the person who made you cry?

When I look on you a moment,
then I can speak no more,
but my tongue falls silents,
and at once a delicate flame
courses beneath my skin,
and with my eyes I see nothing,
and my ears hum, and a wet sweat
bathes me and a trembling seizes me all over.

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend...you are in what they call, "love" .

You don't have to promise me the moon or stars...just promise that you will stand under them with me.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally, better than your dreams.

Wall Street Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 01:28:00 -0700

A: How much is enough?

B: It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another.

If your enemy is superior, evade him. If angry, irritate him. If equally matched, fight, and if not split and and reevaluate.

When you've had money and lost it, it can be much worse than never having had it at all!

The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.

If you need a friend, get a dog.

You see that building? I bought that building ten years ago. My first real estate deal. Sold it two years later, man an $800,000 profit. It was better than sex. At the time I thought that was all the money in the world. Now it's a day's pay.

Ever wonder why fund managers can't beat the S&P 500? Cause they're sheep, and sheep get slaughtered.

Money's only something you need in case you don't die tomorrow...

It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.

There's no nobility in poverty.

Kid, you're on a roll. Enjoy it while it lasts, cause it never does.

Having sex with her was like reading the Wall St. Journal.

We're all just one trade away from humility.

You and I are the same. We are smart enough not to buy in to the oldest myth running; love. Diction created by people to keep them from jumping out of windows.

Everybody tells you they hate the upper East Side. They wanna live on the West Side. But believe me, when it's resale time, the East Side moves all the time. I mean what do you got on the West Side? Sean and Madonna?

That's the one thing you have to remember about WASPs: they love animals and hate people.

(Wall Street (1987) )

The only job you'll ever have on the Street is sweeping it.

It's not about the money - It's about the game.

The mother of all evil is speculation.

Idealism kills every deal.

Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs? They get slaughtered.

Money is a bitch that never sleeps!

Every thief has an excuse.

You know what they say, "Parents are the bone on which children sharpen their teeth."

It's not about the money. It's about the game between people.

(Wall Street Money Never Sleeps (2010))

Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.

After spending many years in Wall Street and after making and losing millions of dollars I want to tell you this: It never was my thinking that made the big money for me. It always was my sitting.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bad again.

The American father is never seen in London. He passes his life entirely in Wall Street and communicates with his family once a month by means of a telegram in cipher.

There is an idea, broadly held on Wall Street, that names with X's are more memorable and tend to capture the attention of analysts. It's not held by us.

The terrible, cold, cruel part is Wall Street. Rivers of gold flow there from all over the earth, and death comes with it. There, as nowhere else, you feel a total absence of the spirit herds of men who cannot count past three, herds more who cannot get past six, scorn for pure science and demoniacal respect for the present. And the terrible thing is that the crowd that fills the street believes that the world will always be the same and that it is their duty to keep that huge machine running, day and night forever. This is what comes of a Protestant morality, that I as a (thank God) typical Spaniard, found unnerving.

On Wall Street he and a few others - how many? three hundred, four hundred, five hundred? had become precisely that... Masters of the Universe.

Friendship Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 15:45:00 -0700

A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be somewhere else.

I found a friend who made me smile. We fell in love, it's quote worthwhile! For he is mine forevermore; a friend, a love, mi amor!

Finding a true friend is like panning for gold. You have to sift through the fakes to find the real ones.

When the worlds get dark, friends are the batteries in your flashlight.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and the pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still gently allows you to grow.

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

Friendship is never an opportunity; always a sweet responsibility.

A great friend is someone who makes your problems their problems just so you don't have to go through them alone.

You'll always be my best friend , you know too much.

The miracle of friendship speaks from one heart to another, listens for unspoken needs, recognizes secret dreams, and understands the silent things.

Open your eyes to the amazing people around you. There is a best friend hiding, waiting to be found. Don't just glance around. Explore every nook and cranny. It is in the darkest spot where you will find you truest friend.

If you're upset, call me, I won't guarantee I'll make you laugh but I can cry with you. If you ever feel like you need to run away, call me , I won't guarantee I'll persuade you to stay , but I can run with you. But, if one day you call and there's no answer... I might need you.

Friendship is an unselfish love that gives and receives freely.

Do not lose your best friend over your own stupidity .

Friends show us who we are, who we were, and who we are to become.

A false friend sends the pain into your heart and leaves it there forever, but a best friend will send the pain below and kick it out... forever.

Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.

Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.

A road to a friend’s house is never long.

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Count your age with friends but not with years.

A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin no matter what.

When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows.

When you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life.

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.

Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy.

Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

Your friends are what will matter in the end.

Super FAV Sites

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 13:25:00 -0700

Life Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 12:54:00 -0700

Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it. Because nobody else will. Like when someone comes into your life and half of you says you're nowhere near ready, but the other half says:make her yours forever.

You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.

Life is a mystery. Don't waste time trying to figure it out.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

The most important things in life aren't things.

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure.

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.

Human life is purely a matter of deciding what's important to you.

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.

Life is the sum of all your choices.

Life is not fair, nor has it ever been, but the morning seems determined to dawn until it is.

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian .

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

Everything happens for a reason, people change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so you can appreciate them when they're right, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can come together.

Life is too short , so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Live every day as if it were your last, because one these days you will be right.

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I'm always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"

Life is meaningless only if we allow it to be. Each of us has the power to give life meaning. to make our time and our bodies and our words into instruments of love and hope.

I don't want to get the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by its breathtaking moments.

My life has no purpose , no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right ?

Life challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.

Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back .

The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.

Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live.

Life is just a chance to grow a soul.

Nothing in life is to be feared. It's only to be understood.

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact.

Life is to be lived, not controlled, and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat.

Life isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and go for broke.

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Our lives are like a candle in the wind.

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.

Life is what happens to you while you’re working for your future.

I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had, and I’m not sad because I have it no longer.

Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.

Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life.

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.

Our own life is the instrument with which we experiment with the truth.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own way.

Love Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 15:52:00 -0700

Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it. Because nobody else will. Like when someone comes into your life and half of you says you're nowhere near ready, but the other half says:make her yours forever.

Love's involved with spending time together, but spending time apart, can lead to loving even *more*.

The ones who are hardest to love are usually the ones who need it the most .

I seriously don't get boys. Why do they always choose the girl who doesn't love them. Can't they see who really loves them? Blind idiots.

The silence isn't so bad, Till I look at my hands and feel sad, "Cause the spaces between my fingers Are right where yours fit perfectly...

Please don't walk away, please tell me, you'll stay.

It's not easy, you know. I mean, how can I possibly forget someone who has changed everything in my life?

Oh come on ! I give you so many hints and you still act like you don't know what I'm talking about .

The greater the love, the greater the tragedy when it's over.

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with out hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts.

Tell me how to win your heart, For I haven't got a clue. But let me start by saying..."I love you."

Yes, I will admit that I'm a fool for you.

You and I were different. We came from different worlds, and yet you were the one who taught me that value of love.

To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.

People think that if you love somebody hard enough then everything is just gonna work out. People are wrong.

When you talk I forget all. Only idea is - how to kiss your lips.

You're not perfect, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.

I've made the most important discovery of my life. It's only n the mysterious equation of live that any logical reasons can be found. I'm only here tonight because of you. You are the only reason I'm... you are all my reasons.

Perhaps it is good to have beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.

I love you more than any word can say... I love you more than every action I take... I'll be right here loving you till the end.

I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, I always will...

When you say you love me, the world stops for a moment, the stars stop shining, the moon stops glowing, the earth stops breathing, all that's alive is our love... I love you.

I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are away.

I love you unconditionally, with everything I'm, and more than anyone ever thought possible.

I thought I loved him, but he had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is.

Love can make you do things that you never thought possible.

Love, an emotion so strong that you would give up everything. To just feel it once, to know that you are part of something special. To know that you can feel what love really is, to know, to feel, to love.

True love doesn't just fill your heart, it overflows into your whole body and soul.

If you are willing to trust in a person when all others tell you to go against it, if you are willing to risk getting your heart broken , because you believe in that other person, Then that is TRUE LOVE .

I never knew what love was until I met you, then when distance pulled us apart, I found out what true love is.

What is love ? in math... it's a problem, in history... it's a battle , in science.. it's reaction ... in art... it's a heart.

I'm in love with my bed . But my alarm clock won't let us be together .

I hate it when you make me smile , when I'm trying to be angry at you .

I'm just a girl . In love with the most amazing , cutest , funniest , nicest and completely perfect guy in the world.

Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything , and love is all there is .

You're in love . That makes you actually kind of boring to people who aren't in love .

After all , what was more important , in the end , than love ?

Love cures people - both , the ones who give it and the ones who receive it .

Love just doesn't just sit there, like a stone , it has to be made like bread , remade all the time , made new .

Love is a game that two can play and both win .

When you love someone , all your saved-up wishes start coming out .

Loving is never a waste of time .

Love is above all , the gift of oneself .

You are my soul mate, my sweetheart, you are my dream come true, from now until the end of time I give my heart and soul to you.

True love is what humanity needs to keep hope alive and to make life worth living.

Love is so hard to find, so hard to give , and so hard to get back. Basically it's difficult , so when you find love, be sure to cherish it because you never know if you'll find love again.

Anyone can be passionate , but it takes real lovers to be silly .

If you love someone , love them with all of your heart or not at all .

The same love that makes me laugh , make me cry .

I know what love is , it's because I found you .

Love is just a world until someone comes along and gives it meaning .

Sometimes love means letting go , when you want to hold on tighter .

If you love me , let me know . If not , gently let me go .

I love it , when I catch you looking at me .

If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never.

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it’s what you are expected to give — which is everything.

Love builds bridges where there are none.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.

The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

Life without love is like a tree without fruit.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Only love let’s us see normal things In an extraordinary way.

There’s always room for love; You just have to move a few things around.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Computer IT Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 08:41:00 -0700

The Computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of quesswork.

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

It's ridiculous to live 100 years and only be able to remember 30 million bytes. You know , less than a compact disc. The human condition is really becoming more obsolete every minute.

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

The Internet ? Is that thing still around ?

The Web is like a dominatrix. Everywhere I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be Assimilated.

The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.

Any fool can use a computer/ Many do.

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users" .

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late.

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.

Computer science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer any more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter.

Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did , you'd be out of a job.

First learn computer science and all the theory. Next develop a programming style. Then forget all that and just hack.

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming; feedback is the treatment.

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.

Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++?

Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.

Sayings that Jave is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders .

Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.

Good programmers use their brains, but good guidelines save us having to think out every case.

Programming is like a sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.

There are two ways to write error-free programs ; only the third one works.

The Stig Sayings

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 13:56:00 -0700

Some say he never blinks and he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves .

Some say he's wanted by the CIA and that he sleep upside down, like a bat .

Sine say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden and that he can catch fish with his tongua .

Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and he blinks vertically .

Some say that his breath smells of magnesium and that his scared of bells .

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north and that all his legs are hydraulic .

Some say that he lives in a tree and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals.

Some say that his heart ticks like a watch and that his confused by stairs .

Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats and that he has two sets of knees .

Some say that his terrified of ducks and that there's an airport in Russia named after him .

Some say that his brain is a Satellite navigation system .

Some say that his skin has the texture of a dolphin' s , and where ever you are in the world if your radios to 88,4 , you can actually hear his thoughts .

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds - and that his ear wax taste like Turkish delight .

Some say that his politics are terrifying , and that he once punched a horse to the ground .

Some say that his tears are adhesive , and that if he caught fire , he'd burn for a thousand days .

Some say that he can swim seven lengths under water , and he has webbed buttocks .

Some say that his heart is in upside down , and that his teeth glow in the dark .

Some say that his ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be , and that once , preposterously , he had an affair with John Prescott .

Some say he has a digital face , and if he felt like it , he could fire Alan Sugar .

Some say that his genitals are on upside down . And that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds .

Some say his ears have a Paisley lining , and he' s been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show .

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburg ring , and that if you give him a really important job to do , he'll skive off and play croquet .

Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest .

Some say that on really warm days he shed his skin, like a snake, and for some reason he's allergic to the Dutch .

Some say that his first name really is "The" , and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island , they'd all be pregnant including the cameramen .

Some say he once thew a microwave oven at a tramp , and that long before anyone else he realized that Jade Goody was racist - pig - faced waste of blood and organs .

Some say that he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner , and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for hon-ours scandal .

Some say that he's a C.I.A. experiment that went wrong, and that he only eats cheese.

Some say that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli . And that at this week's Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand .

Some say that he suck the moisture from ducks . And that his crash helmet is modeled on Britney Spear's head.
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Some say that he isn't machine-washable and all his potted plants are called Steve .

Some say His testicles are made from Titanium and that his under-pants are carbon-fibre .

Some say , he's actually dead..... But the Grim reaper , is too scared to tell him .

Some say that his pot plants are called Steve... and that he has a life size tattoo of his face... on his face .

Some say that he can hypnotize sheep, and that if he could be bothered he could swim the Atlantic ocean , underwater .

Some say , that he once co-presented a Brazilian show about blimp disasters, and that once , actually punched God.

Some say that he once killed a giraffe with just his feet and that he has a black belt in paper mache .

Some say he is 5 foot tall with lead in his feet, others say 6 feet with tall with air in his head... bit he doesn't care what you say .

Some say , He's contracted every STD known to man, and that he has inflatable breast to get him out of speeding tickets . All we know ... he 's called the STIG .

Some say , that he is one of protons in the Large Hadron Collider , AND that he creates miniature black holes every time he sneezes .

Some say he was the one who actually pulled Excalibur from the stone and that he is the rightful king of England .

Some say he gave birth to Chuck Norris , and that the mother was superman !!!!!!

Some say he has no understanding of queuing .

Some say , he once modelled for page 3... and his feet are made from dog leather .

Some say his upper torso is made of carbon fibre... and that his blood is 1 part petrol and 2 part diesel .

Some say he got turned down from I'm a celebrity , because people have heard of him !

Some say that only uses q-tips made of plutonium, and that his favorite comedy film is Hostel.

Some say that he has the mating call of a killer whale, and that he once counted to infinite...twice .

Some say he lives in a alleyway and his best friend is a cardboard box .

Thanks to (c) TopGear for great sayings .

Tattoo Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:31:00 -0700

What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger .

Pain is inevitable . Suffering is optional .

May I be forever grateful that at times , I did not receive that which I truly deserved .

Turn your wounds into wisdom .

I may be lying in the gutter, but I'm staring at the stars .

He who was a why to live can bear almost any how .

Perhaps all the dragons of our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us once beautiful and brave .

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay , it's not the end .

Let your joy scream across the pain .

Thorns and stings and those such things , Just make stronger our Angel wings .

God gave burdens , also shoulders .

If the wind will not serve , take to the oars . To me , every hour of the light and dark is a miracle .

And the day come when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom .

I gave my life to become the person I'm right now . Was it worth it ?

Do not go where the path may lead . Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail .

One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star .

Leap and the net will appear .

Kites rise highest against the wind .

Dig as a root digs until you find the motive to grow .

When you walk trough a storm hold your head up high .

I must not fear .
Fear is the mind-killer .
Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration .
I will face my fear .
I will permit it to pass over me and through me .
And when it has gone past , I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling , but in rising every time we fall .

Famous Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Wed, 8 Sep 2010 17:19:00 -0700

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse .

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.

To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

I hate it when you lie.

I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence.

If you , you build it , he will come .

Go ahead... make my day .

Show me the money .

Thanks you sir! May I have another !

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum , which is what I'm , let's face it. It was you , Charley .

A census taker once tried to test me . I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti .

My precious ...

Badges , we don't need no stinkin badges .

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

Aye, fight and you may die, run , and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance , just one chance , to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take ... OUR FREEDOM!

When I'm good , I'm very good , but when I'm bad, I'm better .

Say hello to my LITTLE Friend .

I wish I know how to quit you .

I'm the king of the world .

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore .

You should've gone to China , you know, cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events .

We rob banks .

Keep your friends close , but your enemies closer .

Houston, we have a problem .

There's no place like home .

Stupid is as stupid does .

THIS IS SPARTA .

Let me tell you something my friend . Hope is a dangerous thing . Hope can drive a man mad .

Your momma sure does care about your education, son .

Fun Sayings

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Wed, 8 Sep 2010 11:41:00 -0700

People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege .

Listen. If we can't break the ice, how about we drown it ?

There are three king who are ruling the world till now... Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuck-king!

You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway .

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I think animal testing is a terrible idea, they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Listen. If we can't break the ice, how about we drown it ?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...Didn't give me choice there, did ya sunshine?

When people say "life is "shorts" . What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer ?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here ?

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything .

I'm in my own little world , but it's okay they know me here .

Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation .

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing .

Love may be blind , but marriage is a real eye-opener !

Don't play stupid with me ... I'm better at it .

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid , I'll take over .

Roses are red , violets are blue , God made me pretty , what happened to you ?

I can only please one person per day . Today isn't your day... and tomorrow don't look good either .

I like you . You remind me of when I was young and stupid .

It's not that I'm antisocial . I just don't like you .

Don't follow me, I'm lost too !

I refuse to answer that question on the basis that I don't have the answer .

Smile, and the world will smile with you . Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs .

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree , but the best way to fall is in love with me .

Each day I get up in the morning praying to God , that everyone should get a friend like you... why should only I have to suffer !

Ociffer . I swear to drunk I'm not God . There's no blood in my alcohol system . That's my stick and I'm story to it .

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to tell you how I really feel .

If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction .

We never really grow up ; we only learn how to act in public .

I stopped listening... so why don't you stop talking ?

Fat people are harder to kidnap .

If you ever want to see a man cry ... Put a beer in one hand and naked woman in the other .. and ... MAKE HIM CHOOSE !

I'm not supposed to be normal.. I'm supposed to be me .

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t .

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful .. hate me because your man think I'm .

The doctor tells me I'm crazy , but the voices tell me I'm not . And I just don't know which one to believe .

God made Coke , God made Pepsi , God made ---NAME---- so darn sexy .

Don't stick your tongue out at me, unless you intend to use it ...

Let's discuss right and left . You're RIGHT . I LEFT .

If you can't convince them, confuse them .

I can't play stupid with you , you're too good at it .

Don't do it in the garden. Love is blind but the neighbors aren't .

It's not lost . I just can't find it .

I like breathing , it's a sort of habit I have .

If you promise to stop talking , I promise to stop making funny faces when aren't looking .

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me .

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out . And if you don't stop it ... he seriously just might eat you

Rule #1 : I'm always right
Rule #2: If I'm ever wrong
please see rule #1

Experience is the worst teacher . It gives the test before presenting the lesson .

It's not bad , it's just illegal .

What makes men chase woman they have no intention of marrying ? The same reason why dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving .

Your lips keep moving , but all I hear is " BLAH BLAH BLAH " .

Have you ever lost someone you never had ?

Love me or leave me ... HEY ?????? Where's everybody going ??

Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining .

It's really hard to wait for the right person in your life , especially when the wrong ones are sooo HOOOT .

Essays should be like skirts. Long enough to cover the subject , but short enough to keep it interesting .

Fear me - I have an imagination you never saw coming .

When I say LOL , I'm not laughing out loud . I just have nothing better to say .

I wanted to send you something sexy , but the mailman told me to get out of the postbox .

Lucky Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Wed, 8 Sep 2010 09:37:00 -0700

Nature creates ability , luck provides it with opportunity .

Luck affects everything , let your hook always be cast , in the stream where you least expect it , there will be be a fish .

Diligence is the mother of good luck .

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly , because I may be going in the wrong direction .

Bad luck is universal . Don't take it personally .

Luck is believing you're lucky .

Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words 'THIS IS GOOD LUCK'.

Fortune brings in some boats that are steered .

Name the greatest of all inventors . "ACCIDENT"

A real man makes his own luck.

Luck , bad if not good , will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid .

There are two types of poor people , those who are poor together and those who are poor alone. The first are the true poor, the others are rich people out of luck .

True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table , luckiest is he who knows when to rise and go home .

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active . Show up more often .

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity .

We all dream a lot - some are lucky , some are not . But if you think it , want it , dream it , then it's real . You are what you feel .

I'm a great believer in luck , and I find the harder I work , the more I have of it .

I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again .

Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it .

I've had BAD luck with both my wives . The FIRST one left me and the second one DIDN'T .

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light . May good luck pursue you each morning and night .

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change .

Movie Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Tue, 7 Sep 2010 09:56:00 -0700

Calling someone fat doesn't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter .

All you can do in life is try and solve the problem in front of you.

I don't regret things I've done, but those I did not do.

You can't change what people are... without destroying who they were...

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes .

"The brave do not live forever but the cautious do not live at all."

We walk away from our dreams afraid we may fail, or worse yet, afraid we may succeed .

Don't let anyone ever make you feel like don't deserve what you want .

Love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can't live without. Someone you fall head over heels for. Find someone you can love like crazy, and will love you the same way back. Listen to your heart. No sense in life without this. To make the journey without falling deeply in live, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try, because if you haven't tried, then you haven't lived .

"As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe . It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened that we just can't . "

There are two people who I trust, the first person is me the other is not you !

"First loves are never really over. Nobody's perfect, it doesn't mean it wasn't worth your while . "

" Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy . Happy people just don't kill their husbands. They just don't . "

Sometimes it's easier to be mad at the people you trust because you know that they'll always love you no matter what you say.

We can stay up all night swapping manly stories and in the morning , I'm making waffles !

If someone took everything you live for .. How far would you go to get it back ?

Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by .

" Honestly , if you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love . "

The reason why everyone wants love so much , it's the closes thing to (magic) .

Kid, there are heroes and there are legends . Heroes get remembered, but legends never die .

Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgment .

She's the only girl that makes my heart beat Faster & Slower at the same time ! When I'm not with her I'm not living . I'm only surviving so that I can hold her in my arms again !

" Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real ? What if you were unable to wake up from that dream ? How would you know the difference between the dream world , and the real one ? "

" Find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with hold on to her and never let her go "

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die ! Don't have sex in the missionary position , don't have sex standing up , just don't do it , OK , promise ? OK , now everybody take some rubbers .

"They say, when you meet the love of your life, time stops , and that's true . What they don't tell you is that when it starts again , it moves extra fast to catch up. "

What if someone you never met, someone you never say , someone you never knew , was the only someone for you ?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya . You killed my father . Prepare to die !

Cuz I know you . And you know you . And I know that you know , that I know that you know you .

Remember when you were in kindergarten, and you meet a kid, and know nothing about them , but ten seconds later you were playing like were best friends , because you didn't have to be anything but yourself ?

The only true wisdom consist of knowing that you know nothing .

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off .

Me , I always tell the truth , even when I lie .

Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough , people deserve a little more .

" Just be yourself, because life's too short to be anybody else . "

" I look up to those people who have lost everything , yet love others beyond themselves "

Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive .

Stupid is as stupid does .

I don't speak freaky deeky Dutch ok ?

- You don't even know how to read !
-It's the Bible . You get credit for trying .

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger . Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering .

It's better to have something and not need it than to need something and not have it .

- Tell me how he died .
- I will tell you how he lived .

Trust everyone ... just not the devil inside of them .

If you're good at something never do it for free .

Edward Cullan isn't a vampire, Edward lives in the forest, doesn't kill people glitters... dude is obviously a fairy .

Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime, and never let go till we're gone .

Sometimes the simplest idea can make the biggest difference .

" Break the rules . Find your freedom . Live your life . "

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time .

All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband .

Keep your friends close , but your enemies even closer .

It's called sex . It's fun . You should try it .

We flirt with bad boys but marry good ones. Because they stay .

And there is a certain beauty in crying.. the sight of a heavy soul releasing its burden .

I'm taking you off my buddy list bitch! I hope you get a virus! You and your computer!

Flirting Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Sun, 5 Sep 2010 15:44:00 -0700

I find you attractive. You aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities... before we have sex. I'm proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them.

If I kind of like a guy, then I'm a fantastic flirt. But with a guy I truly like, I get painfully shy.

Some women flirt more what they say, and some with what they do.

If I could rearrange the alphabet , I'd put U and I together.

I would fly you to the moon and back if you’ll be . . . if you’ll be my baby.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

I'm the sweetest person you'll ever meet, just don't piss me off.

When you talk I forget all. Only idea is - how to kiss your lips.

If you're willing to chase me, I promise I'll run slow :) .

Flirtation : attention without intention.

Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.

Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

You remind me of my next girlfriend.

My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

Beauty is power and a smile is its sword.

It’s okay ….. you don't have to stop staring …….. that just means you’re interested.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.

Single and looking… anyone wanna be found?

Can’t wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.

Can I borrow a quarter?
-What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Marriage, Wedding Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Thu, 2 Sep 2010 16:04:00 -0700

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.

In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.

Marriage–a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

My Greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least.

Two hearts that have been merged is marriage, two souls that have been merged is fate.

Marriage is like a song, where the Lord's sweet melody of love comes from two hearts joined as one, husband and wife.

Marriage is a forever thing, you love your partner this day and forever. You tell your soul mate everything; Don't hide anything cause if it's true love they'll understand and be there for you.

The flame of marriage ignites the hearth fire of family , constant tending keeps it burning.

Marriage is not a 50/50 compromise. It takes both husband and wife giving 100/100.

A marriage is only as strong as the people in it.

Because you have my heart, I'm asking for your hand.

Look down you gods, and on this couple drop a blessed crown.

Here’s to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here’s to these beautiful bridesmaids.

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.

It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

Love is not singular except in syllable.

It took great courage to ask a beautiful young woman to marry me. Believe me, it is easier to play the whole Petrushka on the piano.

An anniversary says, “Think of the dreams you have weathered together. They are intimate accomplishments.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they’re on the same side.

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.

She knows all about me and loves me just the same.

May she share everything with her husband, including the housework.

Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married.

Thank You Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Thu, 2 Sep 2010 16:03:00 -0700

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.

Every time we remember to say “thank you”, we experience nothing less than heaven on earth.

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.

The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you.

I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks.

Thank you much more, Than a greeting can say, Because you were thoughtful, In such a nice way!

Gratitude is the best attitude. There is not a more pleasing exercise of the mind than gratitude. It is accompanied with such an inward satisfaction that the duty is sufficiently rewarded by the performance.

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.

One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.

Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.

Blessed are those that can give without remembering and receive without forgetting.

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?”

How far that little candle throws his beams!So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don’t unravel.

I thank everyone that has caused me to suffer, without you I would have no reason to express myself.

Gratitude is the memory of the heart.

It isn’t what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your heart.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is ‘thank you’, it will be enough.

We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues.

If you can’t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

Just a “thank you” is a mighty powerful prayer. Says it all.

Victory Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Thu, 2 Sep 2010 16:03:00 -0700

We improve ourselves by victories over ourself. There must be contests, and you must win.

In ourselves are triumph and defeat.

Individual glory is insignificant when compared to achieving victory as a team.

Victory is sweetest when you’ve known defeat.

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory.

Victory and defeat are each of the same price.

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else.

Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.

Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories.

Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.

The best policy is to declare victory and leave.

Who overcomes By force, hath overcome but half his foe.

The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses – behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.

The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

Men talk as if victory were something fortunate. Work is victory.

Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

I look at victory as milestones on a very long highway.

The nerve that never relaxes, the eye that never blanches, the thought that never wanders, the purpose that never wavers – these are the masters of victory.

Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.

The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities…It is best to win without fighting.

The greatest conquerer is he who overcomes the enemy without a blow.

Sweet Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (M.U.S.E) — Thu, 2 Sep 2010 16:02:00 -0700

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage

The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.

Love waits for one thing, the right moment.

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine.

We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love.

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

My heart smiled when you kissed my lips. What a sweet surprise.

That it shall never come again is what makes life so sweet.

The truth is that life is delicious, horrible, charming, frightful, sweet, bitter, and that is everything.

Patience is bitter, but it bears sweet fruit.

It is terrible to be alone, and it is terrible to be in love, but one is cheaper than the other.

A man cannot reason with the woman he loves: he cares about her too much.

Don’t hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.

A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

There are some errors so sweet that we repent them only to bring them to memory.

Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s watching.

Love means never having to say you are sorry.

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun.

Love is the compass of life.

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.