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Funny Pics 16

2012-10-09T09:25:00.002-10:00

Been busy with the other blog. Sorry. It's far more popular anyway.

Funnies 15

2012-10-02T08:39:00.000-10:00

Funnies 14

2012-09-30T19:09:00.000-10:00

Funnies 13

2012-09-28T10:41:00.001-10:00

Unlucky number 13 on a Friday.

Funnies 12

2012-09-25T16:31:00.000-10:00

Funnies 11 (lots of Scumbag Fat Chick)

2012-09-23T18:50:00.000-10:00

You know, Final Fantasy 11 was the only FF game I've never played...well, until 14.

Funnies X

2012-09-22T21:13:00.002-10:00

X meaning 10 not porn, though considering how much money I could make, maybe I'm in the wrong business.

Chuckles and Huckles 9

2012-09-21T18:48:00.000-10:00

What's a huckle? Fuck if I know.

Humorous Pictures 8

2012-09-20T18:07:00.000-10:00

Anyone gonna hold it against me that my titles aren't all the same? *crickets* I'll take that as a no.

Funny Pics 7

2012-09-18T15:50:00.000-10:00

More of what you love...or at least you would if anyone saw these

Funny Pics 6

2012-09-17T14:51:00.001-10:00

More for you non-existent people.

Funnies 5

2012-09-16T16:25:00.000-10:00

Funnies 4

2012-09-15T12:47:00.000-10:00

Was thinking about posting my desktop background images. What think you imaginary people of the internet who never visit my site?

Funnies 3

2012-09-11T17:02:00.000-10:00

I had some fiber so I hope to keep things regular. No promises though.

Funnies 2 (The last post was the first one)

2012-09-10T09:13:00.002-10:00

Hopefully these make sense. God knows how long they've been sitting on my hard drive.

For Nate and Molly

2012-08-30T21:05:00.001-10:00

So, turns out my old blog that I created a billion and a half years ago is still active. I'll be uploading my funny photos here for my buddies Nate and Molly to see while they're in China and for any random passerbys from the internet. Maybe I'll upload some gifs too, share stories, do whatever. Maybe some porn if no one is going to bother reading this anyway.

Edit: Looking back on my old posts, I have no idea what I was on while writing them. Clearly I was trying to say something I just have no idea what the hell that was. I thought about deleting the posts, but I'm just going to leave them up as a message for kids to stay off drugs.

Victory for the Topless Front

2008-05-25T21:47:00.002-10:00

Let feminists worldwide take a lesson from this- dare to struggle dare to win! You have nothing to lose but your clothes!
In other news, Copenhagen's tourist rate have increased by 400%.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Hmmmmmmmmmm......... *packs bags*

I say it's a victory for everyone.
Sure, until the 80 year old grandmas decide to take advantage of it.
gotta take the bad with the good
That's what I love about these senior citizens, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Don't get excited, boys...it's been legal for years for women to walk around topless in public in Ontario (Canada), but it doesn't actually happen in real life.
And when it does happen, they don't usually look like the hottie in the pic.
But we can dream, can't we?
That's because it's too cold in Canada.

"Mission Accomplished"

FTA:
"The only protest against the move came from lifeguards who said they had problems knowing what to hold when rescuing swimmers in difficulties."
....if you have to ask.....

time to digg up my resume. I heard there are some lifeguard positions open in coppenhagen

Playboy Looks for Models at Olive Garden

2008-05-25T21:47:00.001-10:00

To Olive Garden! Get the Batmobile running...
Shall I notify Master Dick, sir?

I going to Olive Garden tonight to eat out.
Their salad bar just got tossed...

"No, honey. I read it for the recipes."

you want some more alfredo sauce on that?

I swear honey, I was just warming the breadstick!

Penis theft on the rise

2008-05-25T21:38:00.000-10:00

That's why I got the club. Freakin penis snatchers.

He he he "...on the rise" he he he

Please be the onion... DOH.
I thought this was an Onion article for a second. I dunno if I was dissapointed or relieved when I found out it wasn't.

Sounds like a typical day in an American maternity ward. Get born, get part of your dick hacked off.

Man Charged For Having Sex With A Patio Table

2008-05-25T21:37:00.001-10:00

His best pickup line: "Nice Legs"

Is that really a crime?
Not if you get consent from the table first...?
Who knows, maybe the table was under-age?
Your only allowed to bone antique tables?

Hey, why no charges against the perv who videotaped this fellow expressing his love toward his personal property in the privacy of his own backyard?

Typical liberal media male-bashing. How about a picture of that whore-of-a-table? Afraid that might sway peoples' perspectives and show them this slut was asking for it? I thought so.

His wife must be one ugly gal for him to get it on with lawn furniture

This guy's a father of three. How do you ever, ever show your face to your friends when they know you dad humps furniture? In PUBLIC, yet? I thought the old man farting at the Thanksgiving table was embarassing... my dad's a saint next to this guy.

Bet he has a blast at Home Depot.

After 3 kids, it was probably tighter than his wife.

Father of 3 what? Chairs?
2 chairs 1 end table

LOL, my favorite part, is the huge link at the bottom of the page.. " See Our Gallery of Homemade Sex Toys "

Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into An Imaginary Car

2008-05-25T21:28:00.000-10:00

"IT'S THERE MAN! CAN'T YOU SEE IT? CAN'T YOU FEEL THE CAR'S AURA?"
That's one expensive imagination. Why not pump imaginary gas, too?

I wonder how he got to the gas station..???? driving...???

i wonder how much it took to fill it up
Yeah, and what kind of mileage does it get?
About 3.45i dollars.

This is why gas prices are so high.

What kind of imaginary car was it? Did anyone else get a look at it?

Dude, where's my car?

Junior High Sweethearts Get Engaged in Math Class

2008-05-25T21:27:00.000-10:00

I once proposed to a girl in junior high...but she failed me anyway.

I thought by "engaged" they meant interested to learn math...I guess I should have seen that coming, right?

But I ask out a junior high girl and suddenly the cops call me a creep.

NO PASSING NOTES IN CLASS!

Stop having sex back there. STOP IT!!!
NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!
***** IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
***** THING SUCKS!
THERES NO WORDS THERE! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Did he use the classic equation: you + me = forever?
i think it goes "add the bodies, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply."

"Most Popular Slideshows:Junior High Sweethearts Get Engaged In Bay Area Math Class. 3 Female Teachers Charged With Having Sex With Students"
Well now, thats an interesting combination...

She used an X instead of checked, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG! dump her

i also want to peer pressure my wife into marrying me.
uh...didn't she already marry you?

It's Official: Bit Torrents Caused 9/11.

2008-05-25T21:22:00.001-10:00

Wow, makes me look back fondly on the days when pirates were merely downloading Communism.

I'm glad our Attorney General's office is looking in all the right places. Makes me sleep better at night.

I always suspected that cracked copies of Photoshop were responsible for destroying the WTC. Never again!

I wonder if anybody has ever explained to Mukasey that the vast majority of people pirating Photoshop generate no revenue at all.
Has anyone explained to him the vast majority of people pirating photoshop never actually end up using it?

So, just where are these magical money making torrents? I need to make about 200 a week, please email asap!

I thought the Hamburgler caused 9/11...
Quiet. You've said too much already...
Hey. Mayor McCheese was asleep at the switch. He ALLOWED it to happen.

Yes, because piracy is such a lucrative business...

Terrorist: Hello Sir, Would you like this copy of Photoshop for $200USD
Person: Oh that, I got that weeks ago on isohunt...

1) Put free music online
2) ???
3) Profit!...oh and terrorism too

Hillary’s New Ad: "One More Bell to Answer"

2008-05-25T21:21:00.001-10:00

It's 3am. And I'm under sniper fire.

Why is the poor economy calling this late?

Oh, so that's how it works? A surprise economic crisis pops up at 3am and the president answers the phone to make it all better. You learn something every day.

Wow. So she followed up a bad commercial with....another bad commercial based on the same idea. And then McCain's response was -- re-dubbing the exact same commercial with the exact same dialogue but names switched and mentioning taxes.

Jesus Christ - enough with the damn phone. When the ***** is the White House going to get E-mail?

What I suggest for Obama's next commercial: "It's 3am - and I have a Blackberry."

And what the hell is going to cause an economic crisis at 3 in the morning? Is the stock market going to crash at 3 in the morning? no. Could there be a modern day bank run at 3 in the morning? No. Asian markets could crash at that time, but that's not something to get the president out of bed for. It's not even something the president can do anything about, at least not at 3 AM. It's such a non-sequiter as to boggle my brain right out of its skull. And why is the phone ringing at 3 AM any more important than a phone ringing at noon.
Further more, if the president is making economic deals at 3 AM, that screams shadiness. Then again, the Clinton's are no strangers to shady economic deals.

Cops bust school principal with pot, porn and 2 teen sisters

2008-05-25T21:16:00.000-10:00

This guy is my idol... except for the getting caught part

"Markofsky and the two girls were smoking marijuana, drinking alcohol and watching pornographic material. The sisters were from the Milwaukee area."
That's about most fun you can have here until summer arrives.

Here's another article from a couple days ago about this.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mchen ...

Best line:
"The sisters told police they had wanted to watch "Alvin and the Chipmunks," but that Markofsky put on pornography instead, the report said."

In my opinion, if he actually put on "Alvin and the Chipmunks" he should be in deeper trouble.

They're going to vote on his dismissal? What the hell do you have to do to get fired on the spot?
8 year old twins?
Boys?

The only way this guy could be more badass is if he had a shootout with the cops
and escaped on a Harley with the two girls after torching the hotel room behind him. At least thats how it'll play out in the movie version (there will be a movie).