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April Fools SMS

2010-08-12T01:34:00.000-07:00

April Fools SMS / Text Messages

Everybody is aware of upcoming 1st April, many of you would be handy with April fools pranks, April fools jokes / trickand several other practical jokes ideas for April fools day.
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Friendly reminder for April Fool

Just a friendly reminder –

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

2 all who celebrate april fool

i m sending this fool msg
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2 All Fools
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”APRIL FOOL”

31st March Or 1st april

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

See the magic

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

Open after 2 days

Plz open this
after 2 days at thursday.
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I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Anniversary SMS

2010-08-12T01:32:00.000-07:00

Anniversary SMS / Text Messages

Latest / New precomposed anniversary sms / text messages collection. Some popular searches includes anniversary sms, marriage anniversary sms, happy anniversary sms, wedding anniversary sms, anniversary poems, anniversary ideas,anniversary quotes, short cute anniversary poems, free anniversary poems, happy wedding anniversary sms greetings messages & quotes etc…

Marriage is that relation between

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

I LOVE U are words just three

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

How true my feelings were

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

On this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

To the beautiful couple in all the land

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Adult SMS

2010-08-12T01:30:00.000-07:00

Adult SMS / Text Messages

Collection of slightly adult sms jokes & text messages. Some popular searches for such types of sms messages includesadult sms jokes, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, funny adult sms, adult sms messages, Latest / New adult sms,adult messages, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms collection

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Eid SMS

2010-08-12T01:23:00.000-07:00

After the holy month of Ramadan, here comes Eid ul fitr festival. Before the event occurs Muslims used to send Eid cards & greetings to each others.

Now the trend is slightly changed ;). In Addition to Eid greeting cards or simply Eid Cards, the Eid SMS, Eid Messages,Eid mubarak messages, Eid greetings sms, Eid ul fitr sms, Eid mubarak wishes, Eid quotes via Text, Eid greetings messages, Eid Mubarak SMS and Eid greetings sms is also becoming popular.

You will find urdu Eid sms, Eid greetings sms, free Eid sms , funny Eid sms , Eid mubarak shayri sms, Eid 2010 sms and loads of Eid sms messages in our compiled collection of Latest Eid SMS.

So, what are you waiting for? Pick your sms for Eid and shoot it to your friends.

Special dua 4 special person

Special dua 4 special person:
May
Allah almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,
Izzat,
Barkat,
Dault,
Salamti,
Hayati,
Kamyabi &
unlimited khushiyan :)

EID MUBARAK

It’s so pleasant … eid mubarak

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Its time for EID and lots of fun

When the sun has set, and day is done
I’ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan,
It’s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate

Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate
Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray
Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak.
Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours.
Some people give money to other children,
they don’t just give money to their own children,
they give money to their friend’s children or to their neigbours children.
They can also give money to adults.
Eid mobarak, Eid mobarak to you all my bothers and sisters.

U fasted, u prayed,

U fasted,u prayed,
U been good 4 a whole 30 days.
So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
Happy Eid mubarak

May u b guided by ur faith in Allah

May you be guided by
your faith in Allah
&
shine in his divine blessings!
Eid Mubarak

Network busy number busy

Network busy number busy
No signal massage not sent….
That’s what we’ll see on 1st day of ‘’Eid’’
So “Happy Eid Day” before the rush start.

May the auspicious occasion of eid

May the auspicious occasion of Eid ,
bless you with peace
and
bring joy to your heart and home.

EID Mubarak

Scratch it on EID
Scratch it
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EiD||||||||
EiD M||||||
EiD MU|||||
EiD MUB||||
EiD MUBA|||
EiD MUBAR||
EiD MUBARA|
.::. EiD MUBARAK .::.
Your relation is like paktel
Your relation is like paktel
“dil to 1 hay”
Your Ove like telenor
“Chaho kuch barh k”
Your sincerety like Haleeb
“garah to hay”
Your smile like twist
“Hila k rakh de”
your style like Ufone
“Tum hi to ho”
Your personality lika Bonanza
“Absolutely worldclass”
My response like lipton
“Yehi to hai wo apnapun”
aur apnaypun k sath
“EID Mubarak”
Allah flood ur life wid happiness
May Allah flood your life
with happiness on this occasion,
ur heart with love,
ur soul with spirtual,
ur mind with wisdom,
wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik
I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak
Beware of other duplicae “EID wishers”
I’m the only authorized iso 2007
certified dealer in EID WISHES
I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak
Choicest blessing of Allah
May the choicest
blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy and prosperity.
EID MUBARAK
May d day delight n d moments
May the day delight
and the moments measure all the special joys
for all of you to treasure.
May the year ahead
be fruitful too,
for your home and family
and specially for you.
EID MUBARAK
Eid… a time for joy
Eid…
A time for joy,
a time for togetherness,
a time to remember my blessings..
For me… it’s you!
May Allah Bless you &