Teabaggers Anonymous !

TEABAGGER OF THE DAY. AND TODAY'S WANNA-BE STEPCHILD AWARD GOES TO.................................

2012-02-01T09:54:00.000-05:00

Michael " Reagan " !

During Mike's latest Foxxx " News " interview, he stated the following : My father, Ronald Reagan, my dad, Ronald Reagan, my father, my dad, my father, STOP IT ! Why you clowns on the right deify Reagan has always mystified me. He didn't know what the hell was going on during his second term as " president ". And as it turns out, Nancy " just say no hoe " Reagan consulted ASTRONOMERS for guidance. Therefore, during the late 80s, THE DAMN CELESTIAL BODIES WERE PRESIDENT ! No wonder we won the so-called " cold war ". THE CELESTIAL BODIES LIVE IN PLACES THAT ARE PRETTY DAMN COLD !

So please, Ronnie, let the REAL Reagan son live in peace. You are a pretender, and not a good one. For being such a fake, you very easily when today's esteemed teabagger of the day award ( mule scrotum not included ).

Teabagger of the day. And the winner is.................

2012-01-21T16:52:00.008-05:00

Brian Downing !!!!!!!!!!!!

Who else ?

I know, I said I'd wait until the fall to return, but the Alabama teabagger called my bluff, and he won. Can you believe this. Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck must have had multiple orgasms while watching this, regardless of whether they were physically together, or not. So the spirit of teabagging continues, and I may have to " cum " from my vacation a little early.

AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!.....WE'LL, I BET THAT THE TEABAGGEE WILL BEG TO DIFFER.

Runner-up award goes to.............

You dumbass fans that didn't intervene in stopping this fiasco.

Teabagger of the day : And today's heroin induced hazel eyed teabbagging recipient is..............................

2011-07-26T05:00:00.002-04:00

So, this fool thinks that Black babies born during slavery were better off than those born now, due to two-parent households ? Michelle, are you craz....yes, of course you are.

Have you not heard about how so-called " two-parent households " were always under the threat of being split up due to the sale of mamma to one cracker one place, and the sale of the child, husband, and rest of the family somewhere else ? After the slaves were " freed ", many of the elderly or sickly people DIED, searching " with the help of god " for the right plantation to which relatives, children, spouses, etc. may have been sold. AND THIS IS HOW THE EDUCATED CAUCASION REPUBLICAN THINKS !!!

This teabagging stuff is going too far. Blacks babies being better off if they were born during slavery. The real teabaggers white liberals in Congress who eagerly allowed this " mishap " to slip into the dark of night. Damn them ! Remember folks, when we vote, we're voting for the lesser of two snakes, two evils, and against the least of all of the snakes ; The teabaggers, whose queen happens to be Michelle Bachmann today.

X

Teabagger of the day : And today's yawns and " sweaty beans " award goes to.............................

2011-06-27T09:13:00.002-04:00

Boredom !

Is this Republican posturing boring, or what ? Where is Alvin Greene when you need him ? Wait, let me shut the hell up. Because if he shows up, he will be given a special bouquet with his award for livening things up.

X

Teabagger of the day : And today's prestigous award goes to............................

2011-06-19T22:47:00.002-04:00

The Fox " News " propaganda outlet's newest porch monkey, Mr. Richie Brown.

Wow ! This blog is becoming desegregated VERY quickly. And you cooning Negroes are riding at the FRONT of the Teabagger's Anonymous bus. That must be stressful, because we know you'd rather be riding in the back.

I didn't even get the chance to rip that Eric Bolling fool to shreads. This MILLIONAIRE Fox News Business Channel regular STILL believes that President Obama's B-Certificate is fake. That idiot got out a microscope ( not really ), and he found what he thought was some Kenyan Eboli virus fossils that proved Obama to have been born in Kenya. What a fool. AND NONE OF THOSE LYING LIARS ON THE " FAIR AND BALANCED " propaganda outlet denounced Eric. Silence can indeed be deafening.

However, let's not forget the main attraction. This Richie Brown porch monkey entertained the KKK version of the media by impersonating Obama ( some other honorary Fox employees were there, but who cares who they were ). Rumors state that a banana trap, along with a female monkey in heat, were set outside of Fox headquarters. Of course, Jesse Lee Peterson, Ward Connerly, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Clarence Thomas, Rhianna, and a score of other Fox monkeys were trapped. However, after letting them go, Brown was singled out as the buck-dancing, minstrel show buffoon they'd hope to catch. He'd already been trained before capture, so no valuable resources would be needed to accomodate has stage act. No vines. No tree to swing from. Just a microphone, which he worked with skillfully.

Negro, have some shame. These racist teabaggers are doing enough of a job to destroy our beloved president without you barrage of Negro clowns helping them out. I hope they paid you well, Richie. If they did, during the next show, maybe you can do your act along side Michael Jackson's pet monkey in an expensive monkey suit. After all, if Eric Bolling is in the audience, you don't want to " be chillin in the hizzy in some cheap rags. "

So Richie Brown, you are today's MAGNA CUM-LAUDE, Teabagger of the day award recipient.

X

Teabagger of the day : And today's teabagging Afri-Coon American in denial is..................

2011-06-16T22:38:00.002-04:00

Herman Cain !

Doesn't this man snort " Co "-Cain. " I'm not an African American. " What Herman ? What ? ! ? ! What !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you lost your damn mind ? If appeasing the teabaggers means selling out like that, why not go ahead and become the CEO of an Oreo Cookie chain ? Or a fried chicken and chitterling business ? Where do they find these Negroes ? Oh, my bad. In swamps where all coons live.

So Herman, this coveted award goes to you today. I hope you cherish it as much as you cherish selling out your heritage...smh

Mission Accomplished: Teabagging murderers ( three by proxy ) of the day.

2011-01-12T01:45:00.001-05:00

Murder !

Teabagger of the day !

2011-01-12T01:44:00.001-05:00

Murderer !

Teabagger of the day !

2011-01-12T01:42:00.001-05:00

Murderer !

Teabagger of the day !

2011-01-12T01:40:00.001-05:00

MURDERER !

TEABAG BUSHEL OF THE DAY : And today's teabagging re-incarnation of J. Edgar Hoover is....................................

2010-12-21T19:28:00.004-05:00

Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour !

Thanks sooooooo much for proving that the Fox News contrivance of a so-called " post racial " America is nothing more than a voice that lives in televangelist Glenn Beck's skull.

See ?

This type of clown creates the Amerikkka that African Americans experience. Ever heard of the Scott Sisters ? They are doing TWO LIFE SENTENCES FOR ALLEGEDLY ROBBING TWO DRUNKEN REDNECKS OF TEN DOLLARS! Apparently, the rednecks were looking to " score " with two helpless " Nigras " who needed a ride home on a cold Mississippi night. After over a thousand efforts to unravel this injustice, this cruel, unusual, and mentally insane punishment for a crime that didn't even happen, Bubba Haley hasn't lifted a finger to help the Scott Sisters.

Choke on a ham bone Haley. It seems as if you've had enough of the meat.

Teabagger of the day: AND TODAY'S SOGGY-BLACK TEA AWARD GOES TO...................................

2010-12-01T21:59:00.003-05:00

Wesley Snipes !

What the fuzz is wrong with this dumb assed Negro ? He's worth 38 million big ones, yet can't pay his taxes, or won't pay them, or whatever ? WTF is the world coming too ? Who in the hell does he think is supposed to carry the country's tax burden; the McDonald's french fry cook, but not his dumb ass ? Oh, I forgot. He's a celebrity; no shortage of dummies from that bunch (ex. Paris, Brittney, Plexico Burris). So off to jail your sorry ass goes, whether this teabagger learns from this goof, nobody knows....but it will be a delight to stay tuned :0)

P.S. Wesley, you and O.J. should become pen pals. I'm sure he can give you some advice about unused, swollen nuts.

TEABAGGERS OF THE DAY. And todays cob-web DNA winners are.......................................

2010-11-25T04:47:00.002-05:00

The whining crybabies who don't want to be frisked at the airport ! With all of the times the cops have frisked me for NOTHING, I'm not feeling you. Sorry. You can handle being a nigger for 15 seconds. Trust me. I'm done it for over three decades.

X

TEABAGGER OF THE DAY. And today's moon batty-assed, count dracula look-alike teabagger is........................

2010-11-07T22:15:00.002-05:00

Carl Paladino !

If you're wondering why Carl deserves our esteemed award, then you just may be the next teabagger we showcase. Thank you so much Carl ! You have no idea how much you made my day when you smoked your blunt, then gave that spooky concession speech while wielding a FUZZING baseball bat ! TALK ABOUT A GUY WITH BALLS, I meant " guts. "

Carl, you're a bona fide jackass ! Definitely certifiable.

There's no teabagging baseball league, well, not yet. WAIT FOLKS ! That's a great idea. THE TEABAGGERS SHOULD FORM THEIR OWN BASEBALL, BASKETBALL ( they'd beat the Knicks ), and BIG-ball leagues. What a site that would be. Carl could be the pinch-hitter AND the mascot of the New York Wingnuts. All joking aside, this guy MUST sleep in a coffin. Then again, he doesn't look like he's slept since birth.

So good luck next time, homeboy. In the meantime, tell the mob to put less PCP on that purple haze that you smoke. You're probably frightening enough when you don't have a good buzz.

P.S. When Carl gets the munchies..........okay, enough is enough.

TEABAGGER OF THE DAY. AND TODAY'S CLUELESS TEABAGGER AWARD GOES TO...................................

2010-10-20T18:12:00.004-04:00

Christine O'Donnel !

Who else? I mean, really. WHO. THE. "FUZZ". ELSE! What an embarrassment. This one, folks, is dumb as a pair of.............rocks. After Kate Couric stung Caribou Barbie Palin with eighth civics questions, how in the hell, IN FRONT OF LAW STUDENTS, could Cristie O'Donnel NOT FAMILIARIZE HER WITH THE BILL OF RIGHTS, OR THE CONSTITUTION? Well, because she's Christine O'Donnel, that's why.

I'll tell you who's NOT being affected by this recession; COMEDIANS. Wow, what has this country sunken to? Will Joe the "plumber" run for president in 2012? Anti-jack-off candidates are being taken seriously by the teabaggers. Why doesn't she have a problem with their "extracurricular activities." I guess oral sex REALLY isn't sex any more. Maybe that broomstick Christy rides gets stuck in her ass every now-and-then. In that way, she can blame the environmentalists for "getting her off" without consent.

And Clarence Thomas' teabagging wife.........crazy, crazy, crazy. If these people take over the Congress, what the heck are they going to do to create jobs? NO, NOT MORE BLOWJOBS, BUT EMPLOYMENT. Well, maybe they'll change their views on stem cell research AS LONG AS THE DEAD EMBRYOS ARE PRODUCED BY MEN WHO CUM WHILE GETTING A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED BALL MESSAGE.

So Christy, hands down home girl. You made by balls feel warm the other night.

X

CUT OFF SHARON ANGLE'S HARDBALL CAMPAIGN WITH TASTY BALL OF OUR OWN.

2010-10-20T17:15:00.004-04:00

Dear Progressives,

Sharon Angle is always looking for opportunities to appease her supporters appetites with tasty "treats" to raise campaign contributions. Predictably, "lick chicks" and "blue balled cowboys" are "cumming" out of closets, cheap motels, and white-only KKKountry clubs. They couldn't afford to attend the $50 a plate Palin fundraiser, so this is poetic justice.

Unfortunately, officials at the Centers for Disease Control isolated and identified a new "Palin virus" that is highly contagious. CDC scientists are working hard to conjure up an I.Q. vaccine, but the teabaggers plan to smother CDC funding. The virus makes average stupidity mutate into Palin/Angle/Quale/Demint/Paul/Boehner/Odonell psychosis. Therefore, it is our duty as progressives to offer medium rare scrotum skins in an attempt to steal votes, and upset the predicted teabagger orgy during election day.

DON'T ASK OR TELL WHAT NEW INGREDIENTS WE WILL USE.

Flavors should be available in chocolate, caramel, strawberry, lemonade, and vanilla. Respectfully, our services will be offered as follows: Chocolate teaballs will be served by Mr. Charles Johnson, a native of Jamaica Queens, NY. Caramel testico treats will be served by Mr. Jose Gonzales, an undocumented immigrant from Mexico. Our strawberry flavored treats will be served up by Chief Red Moon, from a plantation...I meant "reservation" in Colorado. Our lemon flavored, citric tasties will be graciously served by Mr. Joji Chin, a native of Chinatown, New York. And finally, we have a "landlord special" vanilla teabag combo, served up by Jim Demint and Mark Sanford.

A yet-to-be named "pink dessert" will be offered by the wives of the gentlemen mentioned above. Booty flavored Milwakee's Best will be served up as a chaser.

We don't hate or discriminate, so hurry by!

Regards,

X

Teabagger of the day. And today's despicable, redneck-tified recipient is none other than...............................

2010-10-10T00:16:00.006-04:00

South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint!

What a clown. What a moron. What a certifiable jackass!

South KKKarolina's long tradition of Mark Sandford like stupidity continues. Jim DeMint (seriously) has suggested that " Lesbians and sexually active single women are not qualified to teach. "

WTF?

Does South Carolina, of all places, need to find reasons to keep potentially good educators OUT of SC classrooms? No wonder SC places last in every category of anything admirable!

Shouldn't Jimbo realize that he and his redneck colleagues have ALL been helped, at some time or another, by people in one or more of these categories? By the way, what if a MAN who is sexually active who teaches? What if being guilty of TWBAS ( Teabagging while being a Senator ) disqualified people from being politicians? What if being a moron while having a breath or pulse disqualified........well, we do need a Republican Party.

So Jim Jim, you Sir have easily won the Teabagger-of-the-day award.

P.S. "Cumming" soon. Chewing tobacco-flavored scrotum rub; A nice gift for the teabagger in your life!

Teabagger of the day.

2010-09-23T13:30:00.004-04:00

Arthel Neville.

Well Arthel, you're one of us ( as demonstrated in many ways ). However, you should stop being played by Bill O'Reilly, whose only use for you, Marc Lamont Hill, and others is to dismiss the blatant truth that he doesn't work for a real, " fair and balanced " news outlet, and he ( and Glenn Beck ) is being pimped more-so by this propaganda outlet more than anyone else. Only a fool can watch Fox " News " all day, on a given day, and conclude otherwise.

X

Teabagger of the day ! : And today's despicable yet well-deserving award recipient is...........................

2010-08-31T12:38:00.005-04:00

Dr. Laura "Slut"ssinger !

Oh no, Laura dear, not you!

Noooooooo, not the right-wing moralist who's first spoken word at infancy was nigger.....then nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger! Gee, I wonder if a "nigger" snapped the infamous pic above (including a "spread eagle" pic that I didn't post)? Nahhhhhhh, I'm sure some other teabagger did that also. Was he a hymie, hymie, hymie, hymie, hymie? Ooops, sorry for being insensitive, Laura.

So, congrats for winning today's award, baby doll. You are a very worthy recipient.

X

Teabagger of the day : And, today's despicable winner is.................

2010-07-18T09:26:00.003-04:00

Clarence "Uncle" Thomas!

Oh, Clarence.

According to Anita Hill, you bragged about the size of your "genitals." A always assumed it was the d***, but apparently, huge balls are your claim to fame. See, Clarence's wife engages in teabagger rallies (no joking). That long black dress you wear to work must make messaging those sore nuts a little easier.

Things aren't all bad for the Unc, however. His new line of scrotum flavored chewing tobacco should be a hit for the rednecks in the South. They need to find something other than crack cocaine (and Palin's daughter) to "hit."

So in this sense, good job Clarence. Good job.

TEABAGGER OF THE DAY: AND, TODAY'S DESPICABLE RECIPIENT IS......................

2010-06-04T17:54:00.004-04:00

Sister Sarah Palin !

Excerpts from Wall Street Journal, Volume 9, 2010-----

Tea Party Activists, located in Alaska, have reported that Sarah Palin is furious that the Obama Adminstration has not commented on Nasa's decision to ABORT their flight schedule. Sarah's daughter Bristol, who has become a spokesperson for teenage abstinence, issued a statement earlier today: "Space flight begins at the point of takeoff, and today's abortion, uhhhhhhh, could have been avoided by not building the shuttle. This disrespect for the "unflown" is outrageous. When asked for follow up commentary, the quitter (former Governor) of Alaska endorsed Bristol's words by saying "you betcha" !

P.S. The attire chosen for this photo opt typically entices behavior that preceeds, sex, pregnancy, and yes, ABORTION.

AND TODAY'S COVETED, TEABAGGER-OF-THE-DAY AWARD GOES TO..................

2010-05-28T16:19:00.010-04:00

Glenn Beck, today's most despicable animal on the planet.

This Fox "News", Hitler wanna-be mocked MALIA OBAMA on his radio show earlier today. Yes, MALIA OBAMA ! What a coward. Obviously, his medication needs to be tripled from 200 to 600 mg/day, indefinitely.

Testicodone (the medication that Beck takes to deal with swelling of the balls) is an anabolic steroid. It will affect his "job" inversely, because the main side effect is shrinking of the testicles. Clinical trials on BecKKK have shown that brain shrinkage may be a previously unobserved side effect of this medication.

Regardless of the drugs BecKKK takes, mocking a child shows what a big baby he is. No wonder he openly sobs with no shame. Should his wife attend his show, and periodically breast feed BecKKK during his tantrums ? Nahhhhhh. Let's allow BecKKK's growth to be stunted for as long as it possibly can.

NO CLASS ! Not one ounce of class.

P.S. DON'T JUST GET PISSED OFF, STOP MONETARILY SUPPORTING THE SPONSORS OF THIS CLOWN'S SHOW !

Shut him up !

AND TODAY'S COVETED TEABAGGER-OF-THE-DAY AWARD GOES TO...................

2010-05-27T09:25:00.005-04:00

Mrs. Sarah Palin !

(Does anyone else ever wonder if Todd can speak? Hmmmmm, something is up with that. However, he fills her mouth on a regular basis, so she ought to be able to tell him when to "reciprocate" by keeping his mouth shut.)

It seems that Sarah isn't pleased that a blogger is moving in next door to her, recording the mundane aspects of her life. Hey blogger, be sure you have a good listening device, because Todd's "midnight moans" may be them most interesting thing to take note of. In addition to that, take a bullet proof vest with you. See that picture above ? That's what Todd, Sarah, Bristol, Trig, and the rest of the gang had for lunch ; it's the remnants of some other blogger's ass. Don't forget the remarks she's said about " reloading. " Anything Todd can do with his nuts, she can do with a gun !

Note: Winners receive round trip tickets to the Tetley tea bagging company, a romantic choice for anyone who wins this award.

Teabaggers prove that time travel is possible, well, if you're travelling into the past.

2010-03-07T09:12:00.005-05:00

Oh, boy.

Sarah Palin want's to be president, yet she needs to jot down notes in her hand IN ORDER TO ANSWER QUESTIONS THAT SHE'S ALREADY BEEN COACHED TO ANSWER.

See what people like Frank (the dunce) Luntz do to these rednecks. Once again, Sarah Palin was the GOVERNOR OF ALASKA ! All she had to do was make it snow in the Winter. Other than this awesome task, she had it pretty good.

All joking aside, as Bill Maher said during a recent interview, "anyone who takes [Sarah] seriously is unreachable. Sarah Palin is the most unqualified person to ever run for high office."

Agreed. This is painfully obvious.

And what about those dumb goofs that give her power. They couldn't even afford to go to the $150/plate luncheon that she had as a fundraiser. Sarah, how bout using some of that book money. You got a lot of something (money) which really amounts to nothing (your thoughts), so you won't be making a big sacrifice.

In truth, we don't have to worry about the teabaggers. Will I still amuse myself with them? Of course! Laughter IS the best medicine. But let's be honest. These are people who've always voted for Republicans, who'd never win an election without the dummy vote from the South. So the Republican Party will get their vote as always. Mitt Romney will make Sarah look like the fool that she is, five minutes into the first Republican primary, and hopefully Sarah will help George Bush run his hot dog stand.

Then again, there's no telling what a nutty person will do under any given circumstance.

THE SARAH PALIN GUIDE TO PALM READING.

2010-02-11T01:07:00.004-05:00

Sarah, you're the gift the keeps on giving. You give me something to laugh about on a regular basis, and I'll never be able to thank you for it. Wait! I'll write things about you :0)

How bout dat?

Sarah, hand reading? Are you kidding me? Kate Couric has already proven that, before hand reading, you may want to take a shot at LEARNING HOW TO READ, PERIOD! But you had to write down the answers to questions that you'd already been prepped for? Damn, you really are in your element with the teabagging nutjobs.

This makes me wonder about something, Sarah. Did you cheat your way through college....oh, excuse me. Did you cheat your way through the SIX colleges you attended. Dumb ditty, dumb kitty, dumb, dumb, dumb. Sarah Palin is probably too dumb to go into a diabetic coma.

Noooooooooo, don't tell me that Todd had to write the answers to the questions. By the way, Sarah, why do you not let him talk? I want to know what our potential "first man" sounds like. I know, he probably talks like Jim "Dimwit" Demint, or Joe Wilson, but this will cum out anyway. You teabaggers just have a way of making things "cum out."

Sarah, you're one big joke, and you will NEVER be president of the U.S. There must be a God!!!!!!!!!