<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' gd:etag='W/&quot;AkQHSXo_cSp7ImA9WhZSEEg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935</id><updated>2011-03-25T18:35:38.449+05:30</updated><title>SMS Library</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default?redirect=false&amp;v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false&amp;v=2'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>243</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkQHSXo-cCp7ImA9WhZSEEg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-2807068652699970072</id><published>2011-03-25T18:35:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-25T18:35:38.458+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-25T18:35:38.458+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='English'/><title>243</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; How true!&lt;br /&gt;
"Time is the most elastic element of the world"&lt;br /&gt;
Because it increases the minuts when&lt;br /&gt;
we are waiting &amp;amp; Decreases the hours when v r Enjoying...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; A good action is better than million good intentions.&lt;br /&gt;
Yet we still Judge ourselves by&lt;br /&gt;
Our intentions &amp;amp; Judge other by their Action.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Never Discuss your success and &lt;br /&gt;
Never worry about your failure..&lt;br /&gt;
B'coz, Bith wioll affect ur next step&lt;br /&gt;
Belive ur self &amp;amp; move on &amp;amp; win a life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Whenever u miss some one, look at the sky.&lt;br /&gt;
Although u might not see the person there,&lt;br /&gt;
But feel happy that u two r under the same sky.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Its just meaningless in expecting anyone to be of ur kind,&lt;br /&gt;
B'coz you can't hold others right hand&lt;br /&gt;
In your right to walk together.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Isn't it funny-&lt;br /&gt;
When you miss someone&lt;br /&gt;
u msg dem to let dem know&lt;br /&gt;
That u r thinking of them.&lt;br /&gt;
But the truth is u really want them&lt;br /&gt;
To think of you isn't it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Love &amp;amp; Death are two uninvited guests..&lt;br /&gt;
No body knows when they come,&lt;br /&gt;
But both do the same work,&lt;br /&gt;
One takes the heart &amp;amp; others takes its beats..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Love is a hand watch, only one person can see the time,&lt;br /&gt;
But friendship is like a wall clock, Every one can see the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; A soft nature of a person does not mean weaknes..&lt;br /&gt;
Remember .. nothing is softer water..&lt;br /&gt;
But its force can break the strongest or rocks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Even a small dot can stop a big sentence..&lt;br /&gt;
Few more dots can give continuity.&lt;br /&gt;
Every ending can be a beging..&lt;br /&gt;
Thats Life.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-2807068652699970072?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/2807068652699970072/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/243.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/2807068652699970072?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/2807068652699970072?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/243.html' title='243'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkcHRn86eyp7ImA9WhZSEEg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-8524023363782561228</id><published>2011-03-25T18:30:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-25T18:30:37.113+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-25T18:30:37.113+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Friendship'/><title>242</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dosti jeene ka paigam hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Dosti har rishton se anjan hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Ek dost ke bina jeena kitna mushkil hota hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Kyon ki ek dost me dusre dost ki jaan hoti hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kuchh khubsurat saath chhuta nahi karte,&lt;br /&gt;
Waqt saakh se lamhe rutha nahi karte,&lt;br /&gt;
Milte hain kuchh log aise zindgi me,&lt;br /&gt;
Jinse rishte kabhi tuta nahi karte.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dost se dur hona majburi hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Haqiqat ki duniya bhi jaruri hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Kaun si hasrat hai jo sapno me puri hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Dost na ho to har khushi adhuri hoti hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Arz kiya hai:&lt;br /&gt;
Khuda ke sghar se kuchh farishte Farrar ho gaye hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Khuda ke sghar se kuchh farishte Farrar ho gaye hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Kuchh to pakde gaye, aur kuchh humare yar ho gaye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dost Kamine hote hain:&lt;br /&gt;
Kuchh kutte bhi hote hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Tifin chura k khate hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Girlfriend ko ghoorte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Answer sheet se cheating karte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Succes se jalte hain, Lekin&lt;br /&gt;
Jab Jab aankho se aansu chhalke,&lt;br /&gt;
Kisi ne apna rumal badhaya&lt;br /&gt;
To kisi ne apna dupatta,&lt;br /&gt;
Kisi ne cigeratte ka paket badhaya&lt;br /&gt;
To kisi ne Gale se lagaya,&lt;br /&gt;
Lekin aankh se girne wale aansu ko Jamin tak na pahunchne diya,&lt;br /&gt;
Aaj Zindgi Dosti ke is Jajbe ko Salam karti hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kamyabi Hausalo se milte hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Hausaly Dosto se milte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Dost muqaddar walo ko milte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Isliye Zalimo Meri kadar kiya karo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kahte hain doti nasha ban jati hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Koi kahta hai dosti maza ban jati hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Magar dosti nibhao sachche dil se,&lt;br /&gt;
To dosti Jeene ki wajah ban jati hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dosti karna hume sikha do zara,&lt;br /&gt;
Us dil ke kone me hume bitha do zara,&lt;br /&gt;
Hum tumhare dil me hai ki nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Zuban se na sahi ek sms se bata do zara.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Lafz aap do geet hum banayenge,&lt;br /&gt;
Manzil aap chuno rashte hum dikhayenge,&lt;br /&gt;
Khush aap raho khushiya hum layenge,&lt;br /&gt;
Aap bas dost bane raho dosti hum nibahayenge,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dar lagta hai kisi ko dost banane me,&lt;br /&gt;
Dar lagta hai kuchh vade nibhane me,&lt;br /&gt;
Dosti to pal bhar me ho jati hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Par umar lag jati hai use nibhane me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-8524023363782561228?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/8524023363782561228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/242.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/8524023363782561228?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/8524023363782561228?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/242.html' title='242'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;DU4HQX4_eyp7ImA9WhZSEEg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-4294298112182091514</id><published>2011-03-25T18:28:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-25T18:28:50.043+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-25T18:28:50.043+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title>241</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; The most dangerous alphabet?&lt;br /&gt;
"W"&lt;br /&gt;
Coz all worries starts with W&lt;br /&gt;
Who&lt;br /&gt;
Why&lt;br /&gt;
What&lt;br /&gt;
When&lt;br /&gt;
Which&lt;br /&gt;
Whom&lt;br /&gt;
Where&lt;br /&gt;
Worry&lt;br /&gt;
Wrose&lt;br /&gt;
Wrong&lt;br /&gt;
War&lt;br /&gt;
Wine&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; Finaly&lt;br /&gt;
WIFE.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Old Love Story:&lt;br /&gt;
Start from Eyes,&lt;br /&gt;
Grows with Gifts,&lt;br /&gt;
Ends with Tears,&lt;br /&gt;
Modern Love Story:&lt;br /&gt;
Starts from mobile,&lt;br /&gt;
Grows with SMS,&lt;br /&gt;
End with Sim change.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Boy 2 Girl: Why do you luv a rose that dies in a day,&lt;br /&gt;
But dont luv me who dies for you everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
Girls Replied: Oye Hoye English.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Aisa dost kahan milta hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Din rat jo aapko yaad karta hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Aapka reply aye na aye,&lt;br /&gt;
Lekin wo roz sms ki barsat karta hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Humara paper tha hum udas ho gaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Humne puri sheet me aapki tasveer bana dali,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur hum paas ho gaye kaise?&lt;br /&gt;
Kyonki paper drawing ka tha aur cartoon banana tha.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Jisko hasino ki gulami nahi ati,&lt;br /&gt;
Uske jeevan me koi kahani nahi aati,&lt;br /&gt;
Kar do ab aap bhi khul ke izhar pyar ka,&lt;br /&gt;
Samandar me su su karne se SUNAMI nahi aati.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Humko yu pagal banana chhod do,&lt;br /&gt;
Bewajah har baat par satana chhod do,&lt;br /&gt;
Tumhari khushbu alag hi hoti hai humesa,&lt;br /&gt;
Ab to Vim bar se nahana chhod do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Jo pasand aai wo mili nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
jo mili wo jami nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Jo jami uske msath maza nahi aaya,&lt;br /&gt;
Jiske sath maza aya wo humesa ke liye rahi nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Naukri cheez hi aisi hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Teacher: active se passive me change karo,&lt;br /&gt;
Bachche jab sunsan jagaho par chale jate hain to&lt;br /&gt;
Hadso ko janam deta hain.&lt;br /&gt;
Student:Sunsan jagaho par hue hadse bachcho ko janam dete hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Devdas ki puri umar bit gayi 1 paro ko manane me,&lt;br /&gt;
Wah Wah&lt;br /&gt;
Devdas ki puri umar bit gayi 1 paro ko manane me,&lt;br /&gt;
Itne me to pura College pat aaj ke jamane me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-4294298112182091514?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/4294298112182091514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/241.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/4294298112182091514?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/4294298112182091514?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/241.html' title='241'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;DUMBRng9fip7ImA9WhZSEEg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-6529482418990455372</id><published>2011-03-25T18:20:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-25T18:20:57.666+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-25T18:20:57.666+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><title>240</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Le gaya sab kuchh mgar ek hosla rahne diya,&lt;br /&gt;
Yani meri zindgi ka silsila rahne diya,&lt;br /&gt;
Hum gaye the usko manane k liye,&lt;br /&gt;
Magar wo khafa ache lage to khafa rahne diya.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Wada nahi fir bhi uska intzar hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Judai ke baad bhi usse pyar hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Uske chahre ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Mujhe door rahkar bhi wo milne ko bekarar hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Usne raat k andhere me meri hatheli pe&lt;br /&gt;
Apni Nazuk si ungli se likha,&lt;br /&gt;
'Mujhe pyar hai tumse"&lt;br /&gt;
Jane kaisi shayahi thi wo,&lt;br /&gt;
Lafz mitte bhi nahi aur dikhte bhi nahi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Once Upon time in Manendragarh&lt;br /&gt;
Ye Umar sudharne ki bigadne ki hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Agar main rasta badal lunga to&lt;br /&gt;
Meri manzil bura man jayegi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dil me kitna pyar tha,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo jaan lete to kya baat thi,&lt;br /&gt;
Humne manga unhe khuda se,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo bhi maang lete to kya baat thi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Wo kitna meharban tha ki hajaro gum de gaya&lt;br /&gt;
Aur hum kitne Kitne khudgarj nikle,&lt;br /&gt;
Kuchh na de sake use pyar ke siwa.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Girl: Duniya ko bata do ki,&lt;br /&gt;
Tum mujhse pyar karte ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Boy Girl ke kan me bola: I LOVE YOU.&lt;br /&gt;
Girl: Tumne kaan me kyon kaha,&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: Kyon ki tum hi meri Duniya ho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Jab khayal kiya to khayal bhi tera aaya,&lt;br /&gt;
Jab aankhe band ki to Khwab bhi tera aaya,&lt;br /&gt;
Socha yaad kar lu us khuda ko,&lt;br /&gt;
Magar jab honth khule to naam bhi tera aaya.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ae rat tu mere akelepan par is kadar mat has,&lt;br /&gt;
Warna tu us din bahut pachh tayegi,&lt;br /&gt;
Jab meri mohabbat meri baahon me hogi&lt;br /&gt;
Aur tu ek pal me gujar jayegi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Hum pyar ka izhar isliye nahi kate,&lt;br /&gt;
Kyon ki hum unki ha ya na se darte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Agar ha kar di to Khusi se mar jayenge, &lt;br /&gt;
Aur agar na kar di Ro Ro ke mar jayenge.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-6529482418990455372?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/6529482418990455372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/240.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/6529482418990455372?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/6529482418990455372?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/240.html' title='240'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;DUQGQ3k-eip7ImA9WhZSEEg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-7518606214060866980</id><published>2011-03-25T18:18:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-25T18:18:42.752+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-25T18:18:42.752+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dard'/><title>239</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dil ne kaha aankh se:&lt;br /&gt;
Dekha karo kam,&lt;br /&gt;
Kyon ki dekhte ho tum Tadapte hain hum,&lt;br /&gt;
Aankh ne kaha dil se:&lt;br /&gt;
Chaha karo kam,&lt;br /&gt;
Kyon ki chahte ho tum Rote hain hum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dil se roye magar hontho se muskura baithe,&lt;br /&gt;
Hum jane kyon unse wfa nibha baithe,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo ek pal na de paye hume humari khushi ka,&lt;br /&gt;
Jis pal ke liye hum apni zindgi gawa baithe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ek phool ajeeb tha, &lt;br /&gt;
Kabhi humare kareeb tha,&lt;br /&gt;
Jab hum chahne lage use khud se bhi jyada,&lt;br /&gt;
To pata chala wo humse jyada kisi aur ke kreeb tha.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ek lamha ek manjar gujar jata hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Jab apna koi begana nazar ata hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Yu to awaz ati hai har shishe ke tutne ki,&lt;br /&gt;
Par kabhi-2 bina awaz ke sab kuchh tut jata hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Pee hai sharab har gali har dukan se,&lt;br /&gt;
Ek Dosrti si ho gayi hai sharab ke nam se,&lt;br /&gt;
Gujre hai kuchh aise aise mukam se,&lt;br /&gt;
Ki nafrat si ho gayi hai Mohabbat ke name se.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Wo ruthi to bar bar manaya maine,&lt;br /&gt;
Yu to farze mohabbat nibhaya maine,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo meri dahleez par kabhi aaye hi nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Jiske liye har sham apna ghar sajaya maine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kash ye dil shishe ka bana hota,&lt;br /&gt;
Chot lagti to beshak ye fanna hota,&lt;br /&gt;
Sunte jab wo aawaz iske tutne ki,&lt;br /&gt;
Tab unhe bhi apne Gunah ka ehsas hota.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Uski chahat se ikrar na karte,&lt;br /&gt;
Uski kasmo ka aitbar na karte,&lt;br /&gt;
Agar pata hota hum mazak hai unke liye,&lt;br /&gt;
Kasam se jaan de dete magar pyar nahi karte.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Badi koshish ke baad usko bhula diya,&lt;br /&gt;
Uski yaadon ko sine se mita diya,&lt;br /&gt;
1 din fir uska msg aaya likha tha bhul jao mujhe,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur bhula hua har lamha yaad dila diya.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kash wo pal sang bitaye na hote,&lt;br /&gt;
Jinko yaad ka aaj ye aansu aaye na hote,,&lt;br /&gt;
Khuda ko agar is tarah yu door le jana tha,&lt;br /&gt;
To itni gahrai se dil milaye na hote.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-7518606214060866980?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/7518606214060866980/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/239.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/7518606214060866980?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/7518606214060866980?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/239.html' title='239'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;DEQCQXg6fCp7ImA9WhZSEEg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-5296513872098881721</id><published>2011-03-25T18:02:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-25T18:02:40.614+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-25T18:02:40.614+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Yaad/Mulakat'/><title>238</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kismat ruk gayi dil ke tar tut gaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo ruth gaye sapne hi tut gaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Khajane me the sirf do aansu,&lt;br /&gt;
Aapki yaad aayi to wo bhi lut gaye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,&lt;br /&gt;
Hum rahe na rahe is jahan me,&lt;br /&gt;
Bas humari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Wo lamha muskura ke jee lena,&lt;br /&gt;
Jab bhi yaad aaye ankhe band kar lena,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye to nahi kah sakte hum aayenge,&lt;br /&gt;
Par yakin hai humari yaad me aap jarur mukurayenge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Aapki yaad bechain kar jati hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Har jhalak me aapki surat nazar aati hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Kaisa hal kar diya aapke pyar ne,&lt;br /&gt;
Neend aati hai to aankhe bura man jati hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Har rat ek naam yaad aata hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Kabhi subh kabhi sham yaad aata hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Sochta hun kar lun fir se mohabbat,&lt;br /&gt;
Par pahli mohabbat ka anjam yaad aata hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Subah ko satana achcha lagta hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Soye hue ko jagana achcha lagta hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Jab yaad aati hai kisi ki to,&lt;br /&gt;
Use bhi apni yaad dilana achcha lagta hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Yaad rakhenge hum har kahani aapki,&lt;br /&gt;
Lahro ke jaisi wo rawani apki,&lt;br /&gt;
Humko apne dil me jo basa rakha hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye Kismat hai humari ya meharbani hai aapki.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Har subah teri muskurati rahe,&lt;br /&gt;
Har sham teri gungunati rahe,&lt;br /&gt;
Mere dost tum jisse bhi milo,&lt;br /&gt;
Use tumhari yaad ati rahe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Khata ho gayi ho to saza suna do,&lt;br /&gt;
Dil me itna dard kyon hai wajah bata do,&lt;br /&gt;
Der ho gayi hai yaad karne me jarur,&lt;br /&gt;
Lekin aapko bhula denge ye khayal dil se bhula do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kismat se khuashiyon ki mehfil aapne payi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Humare hisse me hum hain or tanhai hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Hichki jo aye apko to pareshan na hona,&lt;br /&gt;
Samajh lena hume aapki yaad aayi hai.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-5296513872098881721?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/5296513872098881721/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/238.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/5296513872098881721?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/5296513872098881721?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/238.html' title='238'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;DEYBQXY5fip7ImA9WhZSEEg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-6488785980843181953</id><published>2011-03-25T17:59:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-25T17:59:10.826+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-25T17:59:10.826+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thought of d Week'/><title>237</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kuchh log dil me is tarah asar kar jate hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Tute hue shisho me bhi sabut nazar aate hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Raho me milte hain kuchh der ke liye,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur zindgi bhar ke liye dil me bas jate hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Fir na simtegi agar chahat bikhar jayegi,&lt;br /&gt;
Zindgi julf nahi jo sawar jayegi,&lt;br /&gt;
Jo khusi de tham lo uska daman,&lt;br /&gt;
Zindgi ro ke nahi has ke gujar jayegi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Rishto ke liye tadapna bhi zindgi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur gamo ko sahna bhi zindgi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Yu to rahti hai har waqt hontho par muskurahat,&lt;br /&gt;
Par shayad chupke se rona bhi zindgi hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Zindgi me kabhi koi faisla karna ho,&lt;br /&gt;
To humesa apne dil ki sunna,&lt;br /&gt;
Kyon bhale hi dil left me hota hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Par uska Faisla humesa right hota hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dushman ko hajar mauka do ki wo tumhara ,dost ban jaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Lekin dost ko ek bhi mauka mat do ki tumhara dushmna ban jaye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Best line:&lt;br /&gt;
Khush naseeb wo nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Jiska naseeb acha hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Khusnaseeb wo hai jo apne naseeb me khus hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Pagal samajhte hai mujhko jamane wale,&lt;br /&gt;
Sub raj nahi hote batane wale,&lt;br /&gt;
Kabhi fursat mile to aakar dekhna,&lt;br /&gt;
Kaise Rote hain subko Hasane wale.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; One of the best msg I've ever got.&lt;br /&gt;
Kaun kahta hai ki iswar dikhai nahi deta hai?&lt;br /&gt;
Sirf wahi to dikhai deta hai, jab kuchh nahi dikhai deta hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Duniya me agar mehnat ki kadar hoti&lt;br /&gt;
To Gadhe ki sabse jyada izzat hoti.&lt;br /&gt;
Dedicated to all my hardworking Frnds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Pyar kar ke koi jataye ye jaruri to nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Yaad kar ke ki bataye ye jaruri to nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Rone wala to dil me hi rota hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Aankh me aansu aaye ye jaruri to nahi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-6488785980843181953?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/6488785980843181953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/237.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/6488785980843181953?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/6488785980843181953?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/237.html' title='237'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;DEcASXczeyp7ImA9WhZSEEg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-2974819530550278567</id><published>2011-03-25T17:57:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-25T17:57:28.983+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-25T17:57:28.983+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jokes'/><title>236</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Boy: I love you.&lt;br /&gt;
Girl: Sorry.. Mujhe dusra pasand hai&lt;br /&gt;
Uske pas BMW hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: Are maine aaj 10 Kg pyaj kharide hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Girl: Oh.Sorry... I love u too...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dr.: Aapke Pati ko Aaram ki jarurat hai&lt;br /&gt;
Ye lo neend ki goliya,&lt;br /&gt;
Wife: Mai unhe roz kitni goliya dun,&lt;br /&gt;
Dr.: Inhe aap hi kha lena, unhe aram khud mil jayega.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; 1 boy touched hand of his GF &amp;amp; said-&lt;br /&gt;
You are so Hot Baby.&lt;br /&gt;
GF Slaps &amp;amp; say: Saale 103 Deg fever hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur tujhe ashiqi sujh rahi hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Tacher: Jawani aur Budhape me fark batao,&lt;br /&gt;
Student: Jawani me mobile me haseno ke no. hote hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur Budhape me Hakimo ke no. hote hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Wife: mujhe kisi mehangi jagah ghumane le chalo,&lt;br /&gt;
Husband: Chalo Taiyar ho jao,&lt;br /&gt;
Wife: Kahan ja rahe hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Husband: Petrol Pump.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; 1 sardar: maine ek bahut khas chiz notice ki hai,&lt;br /&gt;
2 sardar: Kya?&lt;br /&gt;
1 sardar: jab jab Railway Fatak band hota hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Tab-Tab Train jarur ati hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; 1 sardar maths ke paper me dance kar raha tha,,&lt;br /&gt;
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho?&lt;br /&gt;
Sardar: yar mee dost ne kaha tha,&lt;br /&gt;
ki har step me marks milte hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Punjab police ka bhi jawab nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
1 chor nadi me naha raha tha,&lt;br /&gt;
1 sardar police wala aaya aur bola&lt;br /&gt;
Oye bahar nikal kar kapde pahan,&lt;br /&gt;
Teri talashi leni hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Boy: May I kiss you?&lt;br /&gt;
Girl: NO&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: May I kiss you?&lt;br /&gt;
Girl: NO&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: again May I kiss you?&lt;br /&gt;
Girl: Kutte kamine jabardasti nahi kar sakta hai kya?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; 2 dost salo bad mile&lt;br /&gt;
pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi thi,&lt;br /&gt;
Sonu: Teri biwi kaisi hai?&lt;br /&gt;
Monu: Swarg ki Apsara hai aur Teri?&lt;br /&gt;
Sonu: Meri to abhi zinda hai.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-2974819530550278567?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/2974819530550278567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/236.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/2974819530550278567?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/2974819530550278567?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/236.html' title='236'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;D08HRXs9eCp7ImA9WhZSEEg.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-8381358553134443765</id><published>2011-03-25T17:53:00.001+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-25T17:53:54.560+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-25T17:53:54.560+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Adult'/><title>235</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Badi bahan honeymoon pe gayi chhoti ne sms kiya:&lt;br /&gt;
Didi jo jeans di thi jarur pahanna.&lt;br /&gt;
Didi reply: Is haramkhor ne 4 din se chaddi nahi pahanne di&lt;br /&gt;
Tujhe jeans ki padi hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Chukni chikni chut me lund fisal gaya&lt;br /&gt;
Gaur farmaiyega&lt;br /&gt;
Chukni chikni chut me lund fisal gaya&lt;br /&gt;
Dono goti pareshan hai ustad kidhar gaya.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Apne pyar ko chupa na sake,&lt;br /&gt;
Deewane dil pe kabu pa na sake,&lt;br /&gt;
Aaj itne kareeb se gujri wo,&lt;br /&gt;
Fir bhi uske DUDU daba na sake.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; BF: will you kiss me?&lt;br /&gt;
GF: No. agar mai pragnent ho gyi to?&lt;br /&gt;
BF: Kiss se Pragnent?&lt;br /&gt;
GF: Actualy mai ek bar suru ho gyai to&lt;br /&gt;
kisi ke bap ke roke se nahi rukti.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Santa biwi se: Preeto tumhare wo gol gol kaha hai&lt;br /&gt;
Jo ladkiyon ke hote hain?&lt;br /&gt;
Preeto: Tumne kabhi sidha letaya hoga to pata chalega na.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Sardar ji ki shadi ke 3 bad uski patni usse boli:&lt;br /&gt;
Maine aapse shadi islie ki hai taki humare bachche ho.&lt;br /&gt;
Isliye nahi ki mujhe sandaas khul ke ho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Santa apne dost se: yaar aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui.&lt;br /&gt;
Meri nayi padosan ne mujhe nahate hue dekh liya.&lt;br /&gt;
Dost: To tu chahta kya hai?&lt;br /&gt;
Santa: Badla.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Boy: Mummy aap blouse me paise kyon rakhte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Mummy: Taki tere papa kp pata na chale,&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: bechare papa roz kamwali ke blouse me dhundhte rahte hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Lady teacher: insaan ke virya ke khoon ki ek boond&lt;br /&gt;
Khoon ke 100 boond ke barabar hoti hai.&lt;br /&gt;
Student: To madam aap humara khoon kyo choosti ho?&lt;br /&gt;
Direct lund choos liya karo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Suhag rat ko Dulha Dulhan se:&lt;br /&gt;
Tum itni khoobsurat ho mai tumhe kkya kahun,&lt;br /&gt;
Bahar khada uska baap bola:&lt;br /&gt;
Beta ek bar Maa kah de baki mai dekh lunga.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-8381358553134443765?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/8381358553134443765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/badi-bahan-honeymoon-pe-gayi-chhoti-ne.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/8381358553134443765?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/8381358553134443765?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/badi-bahan-honeymoon-pe-gayi-chhoti-ne.html' title='235'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;CE4NRng7eip7ImA9Wx9aE04.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-216530186981924960</id><published>2011-03-05T19:19:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-05T19:19:57.602+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-05T19:19:57.602+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='English'/><title>234</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest,&lt;br /&gt;
Who came first or who cares the best,&lt;br /&gt;
It's all about who came and never left.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; A frustareted Engg. girl said:&lt;br /&gt;
After So many Jobs search I've realized,&lt;br /&gt;
'Prostitution is the only indusrty&lt;br /&gt;
that treat freshers as angles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Care &amp;amp; affection isn't a business,&lt;br /&gt;
Where u give when u get,&lt;br /&gt;
It's a beautiful feeling 4 some1&lt;br /&gt;
Where u luv 2 give even if u dont get.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; 1 of d best dialogue in cute friendship,&lt;br /&gt;
"When i die, don't come near body..&lt;br /&gt;
B'coz my hands may not come 2&lt;br /&gt;
wipe ur tears off that time......"&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; My heart is like an open book,&lt;br /&gt;
It depends on u how u read me,&lt;br /&gt;
Don't judge me by my cover,&lt;br /&gt;
Look in and discover, i'll be&lt;br /&gt;
your true friend forever!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; A lovely saying:&lt;br /&gt;
If u stand 4 a reason,&lt;br /&gt;
b prepared 2 stand alone like a tree,&lt;br /&gt;
If u fall on the ground,&lt;br /&gt;
Fall as a seed that grow back 2 fight again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; One of the best reply from HUSBAND&lt;br /&gt;
To his waiting wife at Home:&lt;br /&gt;
I'll be there in 15 mins. If not,&lt;br /&gt;
Kindly read this message ones again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Best Message:&lt;br /&gt;
"Loneliness Teachs us Everything in the world"&lt;br /&gt;
Expect how to forget the person who made us lonely.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Impressive one liner:&lt;br /&gt;
"There is no point keeping ur heart strong like iron,&lt;br /&gt;
You never know whoes heart turns out to be a magnet".&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Love is an illusion&lt;br /&gt;
Its a high dependancy disorder of weak hearted people..&lt;br /&gt;
People with strong heart belive only in flirting..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-216530186981924960?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/216530186981924960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/234.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/216530186981924960?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/216530186981924960?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/234.html' title='234'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;CEEEQHw4eip7ImA9Wx9aE04.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-3948753841416348911</id><published>2011-03-05T19:13:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-05T19:13:21.232+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-05T19:13:21.232+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Friendship'/><title>233</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Hasi ke rashte par chala karo,&lt;br /&gt;
Khushiyon ki mahak liya karo,&lt;br /&gt;
Pyar se dil ko chhua karo,&lt;br /&gt;
Jahan aapko Gam nazar aaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Is Dost ko yaad kiya karo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kai raz aise hote hain jo bole nahi jate,&lt;br /&gt;
Kai dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jate,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur kuchh aap jaise dost hote hain jo chhode nahi jate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Saaton aasama ki sair hum kar aye,&lt;br /&gt;
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Ek tar khas tha jise hum apne sath le aaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Varna aap hi sochiye aap is zamen par kaise aaye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Chand agar roshan hai to roshni tum ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Phool agar mahak hai to khusbu tum ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Barf agar thandi hai to to thandak tum ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Zinda agar hum hai to Zindgi tum ho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ehsas duri ka waqt ka sath bhi hoga,&lt;br /&gt;
Gujarte lamho me yadon ka ehsas bhi hoga,&lt;br /&gt;
Hum to na honge apki zindgi me,&lt;br /&gt;
Magar meri dosti ka asar mere bad bhi hoga.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kuchh ehsaso ke saye dil ko chhu jate hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Kuchh manjar dil me utar jate hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Bejan gulistan me bhi phool khil jate hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Jab zindgi me aap jaise dost mil jate hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Chhu le aasman jameen ki talash na kar,&lt;br /&gt;
Jee le zindgi khushi ki talash na kar,&lt;br /&gt;
Taqdeer badal jayegi apne aap hi aye dost,&lt;br /&gt;
Muskurana seekh le wajah ki talash na kar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Husna humara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,&lt;br /&gt;
Hr usafir zindgi ka musafir nahi hota,&lt;br /&gt;
Milte hain bahut log tnha zindgi me,&lt;br /&gt;
Par koi aap sa koi dost pyara nahi hota.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Milne ki khushi bichhdne ka gam,&lt;br /&gt;
Door rah kar bhi aapke kareeb hai hum,&lt;br /&gt;
Yakin na ho to apne dil se puch lo,&lt;br /&gt;
Kal bhi wahi the aur aaj bhi wahi hai hum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Gulshan me khuda ne hajaro phool khilaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Tab ja ke hawa ke jhoke mahak paye hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Tute hai na jane kitne khoobsurat tare,&lt;br /&gt;
Tab ja kar ap jaise dost jamin par aaye hain.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-3948753841416348911?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/3948753841416348911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/233.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/3948753841416348911?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/3948753841416348911?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/233.html' title='233'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;CEMMQ3Y8eCp7ImA9Wx9aE04.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-5302191575145956601</id><published>2011-03-05T19:11:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-05T19:11:22.870+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-05T19:11:22.870+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title>232</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Hum maut ko bhi jeena sikha denge,&lt;br /&gt;
Bujhi hai jo sama use bhi jala denge,&lt;br /&gt;
Kasam teri dosti ki aye dost,&lt;br /&gt;
Apne dosto ke liye uski Gf bhi pata lenge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Cedbary me Keede,&lt;br /&gt;
Doodh me milawat&lt;br /&gt;
Pani me virus,&lt;br /&gt;
Cold Drink me Kitnashak,&lt;br /&gt;
Saf bachi hai to sirf Daru,&lt;br /&gt;
Piyo sir utha ke, jiyo ladkhada ke.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Govt kahti hai k "Ek ladki ne padhaikar li to&lt;br /&gt;
Ghar ke 4 logo ko sikshit banati hai"&lt;br /&gt;
Par ladki padhte time Clg ke 40 ladke fail ho jate hain uska kya.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Apni pasand ka ek fruit select karo,&lt;br /&gt;
Apple&lt;br /&gt;
Lemon&lt;br /&gt;
Orange,&lt;br /&gt;
Graps&lt;br /&gt;
Mango&lt;br /&gt;
Pinapple&lt;br /&gt;
Banana&lt;br /&gt;
Chery&lt;br /&gt;
Aur kharid kar kha le&lt;br /&gt;
Mujhe aapke sehat ki bahut khayal hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; For all Cigaratte lovers:&lt;br /&gt;
Tere pyar me pagal sara jamana hai&lt;br /&gt;
Tere pyar me pagal sara jamana hai&lt;br /&gt;
Ek gold flake pila bhai paper dene jana hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Wo bewafa hai to kya hua mat bura kaho usko,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo bewafa hai to kya hua mat bura kaho usko,&lt;br /&gt;
Tum kisi aur ko set karo DAFA karo usko.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; God male or female?&lt;br /&gt;
Male! How&lt;br /&gt;
Bcoz god likes&lt;br /&gt;
Pooja&lt;br /&gt;
Arti&lt;br /&gt;
Archna&lt;br /&gt;
Vandana&lt;br /&gt;
Bhakti&lt;br /&gt;
Aradhna&lt;br /&gt;
Jyoti&lt;br /&gt;
Upasna&lt;br /&gt;
etc... god tussi great ho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Alcohal Mantra:&lt;br /&gt;
Gurur 'RUM'ha&lt;br /&gt;
Gurur 'WHICKY'&lt;br /&gt;
Gurur 'VODKA'&lt;br /&gt;
'JIN'meshwara,&lt;br /&gt;
Gurur 'SCOTCH'a&lt;br /&gt;
Param 'BRANDI'&lt;br /&gt;
Tasmai sri 'BEER'ry Namah&lt;br /&gt;
Jai Shri Alcohal baba.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Chinta: jab biwi pragnent ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Dar: Jab biwi pragnent ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Khauf: Jab dono pragnent ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Hadsa: pata chale ke dono ke jimmedar aap nahi hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Bina makeup ke har ladki khas lagti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Makeup kar le to bindas lagti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Par jab akeli jaye to jhakas lagti hai.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-5302191575145956601?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/5302191575145956601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/232.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/5302191575145956601?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/5302191575145956601?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/232.html' title='232'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;CkYHQnw6fip7ImA9Wx9aE08.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-6429949841272423344</id><published>2011-03-05T15:45:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-05T15:45:33.216+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-05T15:45:33.216+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><title>231</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Jism mera par saanse aapki ban chuki hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Dil mera par dhadkane aapki ban chuki hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Ab kaise bataun aapko,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye jo aapka pyar hai wo ab meri zindgi ban chuki hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kisi ko mohabbat ki achchai ne mar dala,&lt;br /&gt;
Kisi ko mohabbat ki gehrai ne mar dala,&lt;br /&gt;
Bach na saka is mohabbat se koi,&lt;br /&gt;
Jo bach gaya use tanhai ne mar dala.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Khuda apni khudai har lamha dikhata hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Tum mohammat karo isliye dil banata hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Mohabbat ki gehraiyon me kahan tak dube ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye dekhne ke liye Juda karke aajmata hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Raat din tere ishq me aahen bharte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Rooth jaoge tum is khayal se bhi darte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Mat karna gurur tum apne chehre par,&lt;br /&gt;
Hum to tumhari saadgi par hi marte hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Mat dekho koi saqs gunahgar kitna hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye dekho ki aapke sath wafadar kitna hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye mat dekho ki usko nafrat kitno ko hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye dekho ki use aapse pyar kitna hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Aapki har khata manjoor hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Aapka har sikhwa manjoor hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Nahi jante hai kya rista hai apse humara,&lt;br /&gt;
Par jo bhi hai wo mujhe tahe dil se kabul hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Mere khwabon me ow teer chala ke chali gayi,&lt;br /&gt;
Main soya tha wo jaga ke chali gayi,&lt;br /&gt;
Maine puchh chand kaise nikalta hai,&lt;br /&gt;
To chehare se julfe hata ke chali gayi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se,&lt;br /&gt;
Yaadon me uski tadapta raha,&lt;br /&gt;
Mohabbat bhi meri chahat ko rok na saki,&lt;br /&gt;
Kabar me bhi ye dil dhadkta raha.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan me bas jaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Saanse bho lo to khusbu unhi ki aaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Pyar ka nasha aankhe me chaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Baat koi bhi ho par humesa naa unhi ka aaye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha,&lt;br /&gt;
Pyar ko humne bandagi samjha,&lt;br /&gt;
Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho,&lt;br /&gt;
Humne to tumhe apna hi samjha.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-6429949841272423344?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/6429949841272423344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/231.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/6429949841272423344?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/6429949841272423344?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/231.html' title='231'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;A04BRX0_fCp7ImA9Wx9aE0w.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-5271720804669908977</id><published>2011-03-05T15:42:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-05T15:42:34.344+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-05T15:42:34.344+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dard'/><title>230</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ek aur zakhm khaa kar dekhenge,&lt;br /&gt;
Usko dard apna suna kar dekhenge,&lt;br /&gt;
Uski hasrat hai agar dil todne ki,&lt;br /&gt;
Dil apna hum shishe ka bana kar dekhenge hum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Abhi na mujhe Dafano Dosto,&lt;br /&gt;
Mere yar ko jara der se aane ki adat hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Abhi na Dalo mere chehre pe kafan,&lt;br /&gt;
Unhe ye chehra dekh kar muskurane ki adat hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Hum jal kar bhi roshni failate rahe,&lt;br /&gt;
Isliye log hume jalate rahe,&lt;br /&gt;
Mere jalane ko kisi ne dekha hi nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Bas meri roshni par hi sab muskurate rahe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kya gam hai kya khushi malum nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo apna hai ki ajnabi malum nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Jiske bina ek pal nahi gujarta,&lt;br /&gt;
Kaise gujregi Zindgi malum nahi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Zindgi ki haqiqat sirf itni hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Jab jagta hai to kismat soti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Insan jis par apna haq sabse jyada samajhta hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo amant aksar kisi aur ki hoti hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Apni halat batate hue Dar lagta hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo hai masoom rulate hue dar lagta hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Waqt se pahle utar jaye na rang kahin,&lt;br /&gt;
Unki tasveer banate hue dar lagta hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kaun kise dil me jagah deta hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Pedh bhi sukhe patte gira dete hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Wakif hai hum duniya ke riwazon se,&lt;br /&gt;
Jaan nikal jaye to apna hi koi jala deta hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Yu dil se dil juda na kijiye,&lt;br /&gt;
Zara soch samajh kar faisla kijiye,&lt;br /&gt;
Agar aap ji sakte hain mere bina,&lt;br /&gt;
To mere liye maut ki dua kijiye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dil se dil ka sauda na karna,&lt;br /&gt;
Raat bhar kisi ki yaad me na jagna,&lt;br /&gt;
Agar zindgi sukun se kat ti hai to,&lt;br /&gt;
Jaan se bhi jyada kisi ko pyar na karna.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Hum unse aur wo humse juda ho gaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Aa gaye mere janaze me to saare wade wafa ho gaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Jhuk kar usne meri kabr par kaha,&lt;br /&gt;
Aap to sach me humse kafa ho gaye.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-5271720804669908977?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/5271720804669908977/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/230.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/5271720804669908977?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/5271720804669908977?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/230.html' title='230'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;A08CRnk7fip7ImA9Wx9aE0w.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-712718741238167828</id><published>2011-03-05T15:41:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-05T15:41:07.706+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-05T15:41:07.706+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Yaad/Mulakat'/><title>229</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Kab aapki palakon se izhar hoga?&lt;br /&gt;
Dil ke kisi kone me humare liye pyar hoga,&lt;br /&gt;
Gujar rahi hai Raat apki yad me,&lt;br /&gt;
Kabhi to aapko bhi humara intzar hoga.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Har pal doston se pyar kiya karte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Ek ajib se khaud se sawal kiya karte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Sms to aur bhi kahin se aate hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Fir bhi aapke sms ka intzar kiya karte hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Sath chhod ke humse kabhi juda mat hona,&lt;br /&gt;
Wafa chahiye aapse bewfa mat hona,&lt;br /&gt;
Ruth jaye chahe sari khudai humse,&lt;br /&gt;
Magar aap humse kabhi khafa mat hona.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Yaha koi kisi ke liye kuchh nahi karta,&lt;br /&gt;
Marne wale ke sath koi nahi marta,&lt;br /&gt;
Suna hai log bhul jate hain marne ke bad,&lt;br /&gt;
Yaha to Zinda rahne par bhi koi yaad nahi karta.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Mana ke mujhse khafa rahi hogi,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo ladki mujhe aazama rahi hogi,&lt;br /&gt;
Mai utni hi siddat se use yad aaunga,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo jitni siddat se mujhe bhula rahi hogi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Aapke khayalo se fursat nahi milti,&lt;br /&gt;
Ek pal ki bhi rukhsat nahi milti,&lt;br /&gt;
Mil jata hai hume sab kuchh bas,&lt;br /&gt;
Dekhne ko aapki surat nahi milti.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Kuchh rishte yu benam hote hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Kahne ko sirf anjaan hote hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Na dil todne ki chahat, na pyar karne ki himmat,&lt;br /&gt;
Bas nazar bhar dekh lene ke arman hote hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Door rahkar karib rahna nazakat hai meri,&lt;br /&gt;
Yad bankar aankho se bahna shararat hai meri,&lt;br /&gt;
Kareeb na hote hue bhi kareeb paoge,&lt;br /&gt;
Ehsas bankar rahna aadat hai meri.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Kitne chehre hain duniya me magar,&lt;br /&gt;
Hume ek chehra nazar aata hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Duniya ko ab hum kya yaad kare,&lt;br /&gt;
Aapki yaad me saara waqt gujar jata hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Mana ki hum izhar nahi karte,&lt;br /&gt;
Matlab ye nahi ki aapka khayal ahi karte,&lt;br /&gt;
Mayusi me beet jata hai wo din,&lt;br /&gt;
Jis din hum aapko yaad nahi karte.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-712718741238167828?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/712718741238167828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/229.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/712718741238167828?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/712718741238167828?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/229.html' title='229'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;A0ABQ3s7eyp7ImA9Wx9aE0w.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-529854857438290234</id><published>2011-03-05T15:39:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-05T15:39:12.503+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-05T15:39:12.503+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Best Wishes'/><title>228</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Aye khuda aaj ye farman likh de,&lt;br /&gt;
meri har khushi mere dost ke nam likh de,&lt;br /&gt;
Agar un ki khushi ka liye kisi ki jaan chahiye to,&lt;br /&gt;
Us Jaan par mera naam likh de.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Khule Lab to dua de aapko,&lt;br /&gt;
Har roz nayi Zindgi khuda de aapko,&lt;br /&gt;
Agar ek khushi ki aarzoo kare aap,&lt;br /&gt;
Khuda khushiyon ka jahan de aapko.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Dil me hasrato ko daba kar jeete hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Apne gam ko duniya se chhupa kar jeete hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Kya lutega jamana khushiyon ko humari,&lt;br /&gt;
Hum to khushiya dosto pe luta kar jeete hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Ye bhi ek dua hai meri khuda se,&lt;br /&gt;
Kisi ka dil na dukhe humari wajah se,&lt;br /&gt;
Khuda kar kuchh aisi inayat hum pe,&lt;br /&gt;
Ke khushiyan mile sab ko humari wajah se.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Har khushi khuda aapke muqaddar kar de,&lt;br /&gt;
Khushi ke phool se aapka daman bhar de,&lt;br /&gt;
Aap jis din jis lamha khus hon,&lt;br /&gt;
Khuda us lamhe ko hazar baras kar de.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Har rat me bhi aapke pas ujala hoga,&lt;br /&gt;
Koi aapko khud se jyda chahne wala hoga,&lt;br /&gt;
Waqt gujar jayega kisi ki yadon ke sahare,&lt;br /&gt;
Koi aapko itna pyara hoga.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Har koi hontho pe muskan nahi lana janta,&lt;br /&gt;
Har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta,&lt;br /&gt;
Ek aap hi ho jo humse jeet gaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Warna har koi hume harana nahi janta.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Tumhari har ek baat ka andaz ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Tumhare har bol me ek saz ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Rishta koi bhi ho use nibhao aise,&lt;br /&gt;
Ki har kisi ko tum par naaz ho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Tujhe aansu bhari wo dua mile,&lt;br /&gt;
Ise kabhi na inkar khuda kare,&lt;br /&gt;
Mujhe hasrat na rahe kabhi jannat ki,&lt;br /&gt;
Tere aangan me mohabbat ki aisi hawa chale.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Itne khusnaseeb hum na the,&lt;br /&gt;
Humari taqdeer me sitam kam na the,&lt;br /&gt;
Fir kyon hum khuda ko itna bha gaye,&lt;br /&gt;
Ki ban kar aap humari zindgi me aa gaye.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-529854857438290234?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/529854857438290234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/228.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/529854857438290234?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/529854857438290234?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/228.html' title='228'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;AkIHRng_fyp7ImA9Wx9aE0w.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-4260450104326174956</id><published>2011-03-05T15:18:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-05T15:18:57.647+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-05T15:18:57.647+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thought of d Week'/><title>227</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Mat karo koi tamanna jisse dukh mile,&lt;br /&gt;
Mar rakho aisi koi khwahish jisse gum mile,&lt;br /&gt;
Bas chaho use jisse pyar mile,&lt;br /&gt;
Chahe fir wo apko mile na mile.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Zindgi ne kai sawalat badal diye,&lt;br /&gt;
Waqt ne mere halat badal diye,&lt;br /&gt;
Bure to hum kabhi the hi nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Par na jane kyon logo ne apne khayalat badal diye. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Jab bhi bhagwan se kuchh mango,&lt;br /&gt;
To dimag nahi naseeb mangna,&lt;br /&gt;
Kyon ki maine Dimag walo ko&lt;br /&gt;
Naseeb walo ke yaha kaam karte dekha hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Waqt ki tez dhoop ho ya tez aandhiya,&lt;br /&gt;
Kuchh kadmo ke nishan kabhi nahi khote,&lt;br /&gt;
Jinhe yaad kar ke muskura de aankhe,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo log door ho kar bhi kabhi door nahi hote.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Palko se aankho ki hifazat hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Dil to dhadkan ki amanat hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye sms ka Rishta bhi bada ajib hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Karo to takleaf aur na karo to shikayat hoti hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Har Achi cheez ka bura jawab nahi hota,&lt;br /&gt;
Har husn Lajawab nahi hota,&lt;br /&gt;
Nazar to nazaro se milti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Bahut roye the hum jab humara janam hua tha,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur has rahi thi ye duniya hume rota dekh kar,&lt;br /&gt;
Badla lenge hum bhi ek din maut k waqt,&lt;br /&gt;
Sabhi Royenge us waqt hume hasta dekh kar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Marte-Marte Jeena Zindgi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Rote-Rote hasna zindgi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Is zindgi ko jeena badi shan se,&lt;br /&gt;
Kyoki kisi aur ke liye bhi jeena zindgi hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata,&lt;br /&gt;
Kaanch ke khilauno ko yu uchhala nahi jata,&lt;br /&gt;
Mehanat karne se mushkile hoti hai aasan,&lt;br /&gt;
Har kaam taqdeer par dala nahi jata.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt; Ho jo najdeek wahi dua karte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Door hote hain to majboor hua karte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Wo na samjhe to unka koi kasoor nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Kyon ki nasamjh log hi bekasoor hua karte hain.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-4260450104326174956?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/4260450104326174956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/227.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/4260450104326174956?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/4260450104326174956?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/227.html' title='227'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;DUUCQnYzfyp7ImA9Wx9aE0w.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-3028736166474828895</id><published>2011-03-05T14:57:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-05T14:57:43.887+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-05T14:57:43.887+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jokes'/><title>226</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Girl: Mom! aaj ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.&lt;br /&gt;
Mom: Tune use chata mara ya nahi?&lt;br /&gt;
Girl: Mujhe achaak Gandhi ji yad aa gye,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur maine dura gal aage kar diya.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Man: Talak lena hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Lawyer: Rs. 5000 lagenge.&lt;br /&gt;
Man: Pagal ho kya? Pandit ne Rs. 51 me shadi kar dit thi.&lt;br /&gt;
Lawyer: Dekh liya na saste kaam ka natija.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Amitabh: mere pas Rocket hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Shurli hai, chakri hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Murga Bomb hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Anar hai, Tumhre paas kya hai?&lt;br /&gt;
Shashi kapoor: Mere paas MAA...&lt;br /&gt;
CHISH hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Teacher: What is the differnce between Landline &amp;amp; Mobile?&lt;br /&gt;
Sardar ji again at his best:&lt;br /&gt;
Landline ka no. hum ungli se dial karte hain.&lt;br /&gt;
Aur Mobile ka Anguthe se.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Wife saw sing board.&lt;br /&gt;
Banarsi Saree 10/-&lt;br /&gt;
Nylon 8/-, Cotton 5/-&lt;br /&gt;
Wife: Give me Rs. 500/- i'll but 50 saree.&lt;br /&gt;
Husband: Soordas ki amma ye londry ki dukan hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Sardar:- Dr. shahab Plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega.&lt;br /&gt;
Dr.: 50000 ka.&lt;br /&gt;
Sardar: Agar plastic hum de to?&lt;br /&gt;
Dr. (gusse me): Sale pighla kar laga bhi lena.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Machchhar apne pote se:&lt;br /&gt;
Beta humare jamane me khoon choosna itna asan nahi tha.&lt;br /&gt;
Pota: Dadaji Pahle ldkiya pure kapade pahanti thi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dr. : Apke 3 dant kaise tut gaye...?&lt;br /&gt;
Santa: Wife ne Diwali ki mithai banai thi, Wo khaya hun,&lt;br /&gt;
Dr. : To mithai khane se mana kar dete.&lt;br /&gt;
Santa: Tab to 32 ke 32 tut jate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Degrees of girls&lt;br /&gt;
BA: Beautiful Ass&lt;br /&gt;
LLB: Lovely Likeable Breasts&lt;br /&gt;
BSC: Beautiful Sexy Cutes&lt;br /&gt;
MBBS: Member of Big Boobs Society&lt;br /&gt;
MBA: Married but Available.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Santa:  Meri pasand ki ladki ne mujhse shadi nahi ki,&lt;br /&gt;
Banta: Tune use bataya nahi ki tera chacha carorpati hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Santa: Han Bataya tha, Ab wo meri chachi hai.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-3028736166474828895?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/3028736166474828895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/226.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/3028736166474828895?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/3028736166474828895?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/226.html' title='226'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;DE8BQ3o_cSp7ImA9Wx9aE0w.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-8563650575860931416</id><published>2011-03-05T14:50:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-05T14:50:52.449+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-03-05T14:50:52.449+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Adult'/><title>225</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Magic of Double meaning;&lt;br /&gt;
Girl to Rikshawala: kyon bhai jayega?&lt;br /&gt;
Rikshawala: Bilkul jayega madam,&lt;br /&gt;
Tabhi to khada kiya hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Ladki: To phir ghuma ke piche se le lo..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kavi suhagrat me: Jee karta hai tere balo ko shahlaun,&lt;br /&gt;
Teri bindiya me sadke jaun,&lt;br /&gt;
Tere Jhumke me jhul jaun,&lt;br /&gt;
Wife: Andar Dal lega ya kisi aur ko bulaun.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Girl: bas Karo yar koi dekeh lega,&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: Kuchh nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,&lt;br /&gt;
Please waha se hath hato, Please thoda sa dikhao,&lt;br /&gt;
Agar nahi dikhaya to mai "FAIL HO JAUNGA"&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Afganistan ki Adalat me divirce Care aaya.&lt;br /&gt;
Wife: Mera Pathan sirf pichhe se hi karta hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Judge hairan ho kar puchha:&lt;br /&gt;
Iske alawa bhi koi aur jagah se hoti hai kya?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Santa ke sir se khoon nikal raha tha.&lt;br /&gt;
Banta: Kya hua?&lt;br /&gt;
Santa: Sardar ne danda mar diya.&lt;br /&gt;
Banta: tere hath me kuchh nahi tha.&lt;br /&gt;
Santa: Tha na, uski biwi ka bra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dr.: you are pregnant.&lt;br /&gt;
Girl: Impossible! Maine to kabhi sex kiya hi nahi.&lt;br /&gt;
Dr.: Sahi kaha! Tumhare pet me bhi Aadmi ka bachcha nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Gajar muli aur Kakdi le paudhe hi hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Har rat balatkar nahi hota,&lt;br /&gt;
Har uthe lund se chamatkar nahi hota,&lt;br /&gt;
Chud jati hai ladkiyan apni hi galatiyon se,&lt;br /&gt;
Har bar land kasurvar nahi hota.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Pahli bar jija shadi ke bad sasural aaya,&lt;br /&gt;
Biwi ki bahan khidki se dekh kar boli: Lo aa gaya bahanchod.&lt;br /&gt;
Maa: Aisa nahi bolte.&lt;br /&gt;
Wo boli: Rishta wahi soch nayi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Class lady Teacher: 6 fruit ke name batao:&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: Meena ke amrood&lt;br /&gt;
Shanti ke aam, Priya ke santre,&lt;br /&gt;
Pinky ke nimbu, Aap ka tarbuj. Aur mera Kela.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Jyotshi: kund dikhao,&lt;br /&gt;
Ladke ne lund dikhaya,&lt;br /&gt;
Jyotshi: is saal shadi hogi aur job bhi lagegi.&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: Lund kyon dekha.&lt;br /&gt;
J: Muth marte marte hath ki rekhaye lund par aa gyi hai.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-8563650575860931416?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/8563650575860931416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/225.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/8563650575860931416?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/8563650575860931416?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/03/225.html' title='225'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;CkcCQ3g-fip7ImA9Wx9VGE8.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-5322952883373467404</id><published>2011-02-04T17:17:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-02-04T17:17:42.656+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-02-04T17:17:42.656+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='English'/><title>224</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ones In a Seminar a ques was asked..&lt;br /&gt;
What is true Love:&lt;br /&gt;
Appreciated Answer was..&lt;br /&gt;
Only God &amp;amp; Mother knows the &lt;br /&gt;
EXACT ANSWER.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; I've always been afraid of losing people&lt;br /&gt;
whom i like so much&lt;br /&gt;
But at times I keep asking my self&lt;br /&gt;
Is there any1 who will be afraid of losing me 2?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Never worry about the delay of&lt;br /&gt;
your success compared to others,&lt;br /&gt;
Because construction of a Place&lt;br /&gt;
Take more time then an oridany bulding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Hard words can't touch by soft heart,&lt;br /&gt;
But soft word can touch any heard heart&lt;br /&gt;
So Speak in soft way. The world will be yours..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Fabulous Quote:&lt;br /&gt;
U r d 1 who can handle ur heart better&lt;br /&gt;
Then any one else.&lt;br /&gt;
So dont giv it 2 sum 1 else n complain&lt;br /&gt;
That they r hurting me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; A sentence in forbes magazine:&lt;br /&gt;
Always remember, Money is not everything in Life,&lt;br /&gt;
But Make Sure u earn sufficient before thinking such Nonsence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; We smile at whom we like,&lt;br /&gt;
We cry 4 whom we care,&lt;br /&gt;
We Laugh with whom we enjoy,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; We become angry with whom we feel is our own.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Height of Indicipline:&lt;br /&gt;
Entering late in the class without permission&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; saying to mam: Hey Sweety Just Carry on,&lt;br /&gt;
Dont stop for me, we can Talk later.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Lovely thought-&lt;br /&gt;
I know so many people hate me,&lt;br /&gt;
B'coz i m not so good...&lt;br /&gt;
But some people love me..&lt;br /&gt;
b'coz they know that&lt;br /&gt;
I M NOT TOO BAD.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; An !de@ can change ur life&lt;br /&gt;
But A Girl can change ur ideas,&lt;br /&gt;
So always change ur girlfrnds&lt;br /&gt;
To get new !de@s.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-5322952883373467404?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/5322952883373467404/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/224.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/5322952883373467404?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/5322952883373467404?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/224.html' title='224'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;A04BRH8yeSp7ImA9Wx9VGEw.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-5032587286984502802</id><published>2011-02-04T17:15:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2011-02-04T17:15:55.191+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-02-04T17:15:55.191+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thought of d Week'/><title>223</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Shabdon me bhi jan hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Inhi me dua aur iman hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye dil ke samandar ka wo moti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Jisse Insan ki Pehchan hoti hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kisi ki yad me ye dil tadapta kyon hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Akhir ye dil kisi se pyar kata kyon hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Agar mile khuda to puchhu usse,&lt;br /&gt;
Tu akhir sine me dil rakhta kyon hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Uski kismat ka bhi kaisa sitara hoga,&lt;br /&gt;
Jinko meri tarah kismat ne mara hoga,&lt;br /&gt;
Kinare pe baithe log ye kya jane,&lt;br /&gt;
Dubne wale ne kis-ksi ko pukara hoga.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Rishto ki duniya me aksar aisa hota hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Dil se nibhane wala hi aksar rota hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Jhukna pade to jhuk jana apno ke liye,&lt;br /&gt;
Kyon ki Har rishta ek nazuk samjhota hota hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Aap jab samne se gujar jate hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Arman dil ke ubhar jate hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Dekh kar aapki pyari si surat,&lt;br /&gt;
Sahme hue phool bhi nikhar jate hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Har Tuta Tara mannat ka nahi hota,&lt;br /&gt;
Har utha hath dua ke liye nahi hota,&lt;br /&gt;
Bujh jate hai diye kabhi apni galatiyon se,&lt;br /&gt;
Har baar Kasoor hawa ka nahi hota.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Darde arzoo ke silsile chalte rahenge,&lt;br /&gt;
Aansu aankho se nikalte rahenge,&lt;br /&gt;
Aap sama bankar roshni to kijiye,&lt;br /&gt;
Hum bhi mombatti ki tarah pighalte rahenge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Best ever Quote at a Petrol Pump...&lt;br /&gt;
"Kripya yaha dhumrapan na kare,&lt;br /&gt;
Aapki Zindgi ki koi keemat ho na ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Petrol ki kimat bahut hai".&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Jab apne liye dua karo to,&lt;br /&gt;
Dusron ko bhi yad kiya karo,&lt;br /&gt;
Kya pata uske naseeb ki khushi,&lt;br /&gt;
Aapki ek dua ke intezaar me ho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Shisha aur dil me 1 fark hota hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Dono hote to nazuk hi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Lekin Shisha Galati se Tututa hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur Dil Galatfamiyon se.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-5032587286984502802?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/5032587286984502802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/223.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/5032587286984502802?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/5032587286984502802?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/223.html' title='223'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;A08CQHc_cSp7ImA9Wx9VGEw.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-7241319563914413132</id><published>2011-02-04T17:14:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-02-04T17:14:21.949+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-02-04T17:14:21.949+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Best Wishes'/><title>222</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dil ki duniya se paigam bhejte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Pyar aur vishwas ka salam bhejte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Jyada kya bheje hum aapko,&lt;br /&gt;
Har pal mile khushi ye arman bhejte hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Shaam ki khamoshi me kho na jana,&lt;br /&gt;
Kisi ki yaad me na doob jana,&lt;br /&gt;
Milegi jarur Kal manzil aapko,&lt;br /&gt;
Pakar is dost ko bhul na jana.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Khushi ka har pal ho tere liye,&lt;br /&gt;
Baharo ka gulista ho tere liye,&lt;br /&gt;
Kamyabi ki manzil ho tere liye,&lt;br /&gt;
Bas har roj ek pal aapka ho mere liye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Aapki zindgi phool si muskurati rahe,&lt;br /&gt;
Har khushi aapke daman me aati rahe,&lt;br /&gt;
Hai khuda se meri bas yahi aarzu ki,&lt;br /&gt;
Thodi-Thodi aapko humari yaad aati rahe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Chahe sapno ki duniya me aapka ghar ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Ya yadon me aapka basera ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Bas dua karte hain khuda se ki,&lt;br /&gt;
Khushiyon ke sath hur din aap ka savera ho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Hume na hai zindgi se koi sikwa,&lt;br /&gt;
Bas karte hain rab se yahi dua,&lt;br /&gt;
Mil jaye mere dost ko koi aisa,&lt;br /&gt;
Jise dekh kar wo kahe,&lt;br /&gt;
"Dekh yar ye tha mera sapna".&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ye aansu bhi kambhakht ek pareshani hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Khushi aur gam dono ki Nishani hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Samajhne walo ke liye anmol&lt;br /&gt;
Aur na samajhne walo ke liye sirf pani hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Khuda se kya mangu tere vaste?&lt;br /&gt;
Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere rashte,&lt;br /&gt;
Hansi tere chehre pe rahen kuchh is tarah,&lt;br /&gt;
Khushbu phul ke sath rahti hai jis tarah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Tanhai ka mausam hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Hum hai aur sath me gam hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Bas ye soch kar muskura diya karte hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Aapne kaha tha Muskurate rahna,&lt;br /&gt;
"TUMHE HUMARI KASAM HAI".&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Rato me Jugnu ki jagmagahat,&lt;br /&gt;
Asman ke taron ki jhilmilahat,&lt;br /&gt;
Tandhi wadiyon me hawao ki sarsarahat,&lt;br /&gt;
In sabse bhi khubsurat hai aapki Muskurahat.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-7241319563914413132?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/7241319563914413132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/222.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/7241319563914413132?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/7241319563914413132?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/222.html' title='222'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;A0ADQnkyeyp7ImA9Wx9VGEw.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-8825485694956335813</id><published>2011-02-04T17:12:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-02-04T17:12:53.793+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-02-04T17:12:53.793+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jokes'/><title>221</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Bf: kal tujhe kitna call kiye,&lt;br /&gt;
Lekin tune ek bhi phone nahi uthaya?&lt;br /&gt;
GF: Kyon uthaun? 30 Rs. de kar jo Gana lagaya hai.&lt;br /&gt;
Wo kya tera baap sunega?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Santa: Kal meri shadi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur ghar walo ne kam logo ko bulaya hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Banta: To isme kya problem hai?&lt;br /&gt;
Santa: Pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Hindi teacher asks: Kal kitne prakar ke hote hain?&lt;br /&gt;
Sadar: &amp;amp; Prakar ke hote hain&lt;br /&gt;
Local Call&lt;br /&gt;
STD Call&lt;br /&gt;
ISD Call&lt;br /&gt;
Missed Call&lt;br /&gt;
Received Call&lt;br /&gt;
Dialled Call&lt;br /&gt;
Sasariyakal&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Bap: Sarab, Cigarette aur ladkiya&lt;br /&gt;
Ye sab tumhari jaan ke dushman hai beta,&lt;br /&gt;
Beta: Jo shaks aapne dusmano se bhag jaye&lt;br /&gt;
Wo mard nahi hota papa.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ek admi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya.&lt;br /&gt;
Nurse: tumko sharam nahi aati?&lt;br /&gt;
Aadmi bola: Sharam kaisi ...!&lt;br /&gt;
Hum to paida hi Ladies ward me hue the.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Sardar ne cooker liya aur agle din wapas karna aaya,&lt;br /&gt;
Dukandar: wapas kyon kar rahe ho.&lt;br /&gt;
Sardar: Ghar me 3 jawaan betiyan hai.&lt;br /&gt;
Aur ye sala Seeti marta hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Aadmi Jyotsi se: Meri shadi kyon nahi ho rahi hai?&lt;br /&gt;
Jyotsi: Kyon ki aapki zindgi me sukh hi sukh likha hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ek ladka pee kar lauta,&lt;br /&gt;
Dad se bachne ke liye&lt;br /&gt;
Badi si book le kar Padhne laga,&lt;br /&gt;
Dad: Pi k aya hai?&lt;br /&gt;
Son : Nahi to.&lt;br /&gt;
Dad: Fir suitcase khol kar kya bak bak kar raha hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Boy: Mummy hum sare patakhe isi dukan se lenge,&lt;br /&gt;
Mom: Beta! ye shop nahi Girl Hostal hai.&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: Par papa to kahte hain yaha ek se ek patakha hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Crack: Oh! I went to theatre yesterday,&lt;br /&gt;
One man cut other man.&lt;br /&gt;
Jack: In which theatre?&lt;br /&gt;
Crack: Operation theatre.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-8825485694956335813?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/8825485694956335813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/221.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/8825485694956335813?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/8825485694956335813?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/221.html' title='221'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;A0EARHo-eSp7ImA9Wx9VGEw.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-8313012019808086240</id><published>2011-02-04T17:10:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2011-02-04T17:10:45.451+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-02-04T17:10:45.451+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Adult'/><title>220</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Madam: Jisne 1 lesson yad kiya hai wo mere hath pe kiss kre&lt;br /&gt;
Aur jisne 2 lesson yad kiya hai wo mere gal par kiss kare,&lt;br /&gt;
1 baccha: mam! Bistar Bichha lo,&lt;br /&gt;
Mam: kyon?&lt;br /&gt;
Child: Mujhe puri kitab yad hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Naukrani: Chillao nahi mem shab,&lt;br /&gt;
Kaam me nahi par bistar me mai aapse achi hun,&lt;br /&gt;
Malikin: ye tumse shahab ne bola kya?&lt;br /&gt;
Naukrani: Ji nahi Driver bol raha tha.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; 100 ladko se sawal kiya gaya ki&lt;br /&gt;
Bra aur Panty kaise achi lagti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
40 ladko ne kaha White,&lt;br /&gt;
55 ladko ne kaha Black,&lt;br /&gt;
5 Apan jaise intelligent ladko ne kaha,&lt;br /&gt;
UTRI HUI.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Why girl are more Hot than boys,&lt;br /&gt;
Because Boys have 2 zero wat bulb&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; one 40 wat tube light.&lt;br /&gt;
Where as girls have 2 500 watt bulbs&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; One 3000 watt Oven.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Ghalib on Seeing Pamela anderson:&lt;br /&gt;
Aankho me wahi jaam liye,&lt;br /&gt;
Hontho pe wahi muskaan liye,&lt;br /&gt;
Big Boss me aai ho Zalim,&lt;br /&gt;
Seene me Dairy form liye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Santa: Teri bhabhi ghar par nahi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Warna tujhe chahi pilata,&lt;br /&gt;
Banta: Yaaar kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Doodh market se bhi to aa sakta hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; 57 yr old leady to boy:&lt;br /&gt;
Kya hum maa beti ke sath sex karoge?&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: Ok (Ii bahane beti ki to milegi)&lt;br /&gt;
Old Leady: Maa Niche aa jao ye taiyar hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Dr: Kya hua?&lt;br /&gt;
Girl: Susu ka rasta band ho gaya.&lt;br /&gt;
Dr: Kaise?&lt;br /&gt;
Girl: Galti se Maine Vaseline samajh kar CRACK KREAM laga li.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Lady: Chut me Makkhi gayi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Dr: Mai shahad laga kar Dalta hun to nikal jayegi,&lt;br /&gt;
Dr ne SEX suru kar diya.&lt;br /&gt;
Lday: Kya kar rahe ho?&lt;br /&gt;
Dr: Pan change Andar hi mar dalunga.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Madam: Hand se 1 sentence banao.&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: 'My penis in ur hand...'&lt;br /&gt;
Madam: nalayak ye kya likh diya?&lt;br /&gt;
Boy: Sorry madam pen ke bad space dena bhul gaya.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-8313012019808086240?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/8313012019808086240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/220.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/8313012019808086240?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/8313012019808086240?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/220.html' title='220'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;A0IDQHY7eSp7ImA9Wx9VGEw.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7074307066075480935.post-1404697752558811584</id><published>2011-02-04T17:09:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-02-04T17:09:31.801+05:30</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-02-04T17:09:31.801+05:30</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Yaad/Mulakat'/><title>219</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Murjha gaya phool par bahar wahi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Rahte hain door par pyar wahi hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Jante hain hum abhi mil nahi sakte,&lt;br /&gt;
Magar in aankho me intzar wahi hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Nazar se door sahi dil ke pas rakhna,&lt;br /&gt;
Yadon me hum rahe ye ehsas rakhna,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye nahi kahta hun ki sath rahna,&lt;br /&gt;
Door sahi par is dost ko yaad rakhna.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Yadon ki is duniya me ek pal mera bhi ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Phoolo ke is chaman me ek gulab mera bhi ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Khuda kare aap jab apne kisi ko yaad kare,&lt;br /&gt;
To usme ek name mera bhi ho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Aap pe kurbaan humari yari hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Hans ke mar jane ki taiyari hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye silsila na khatam ho humari dosti ka,&lt;br /&gt;
Humne to yaad kiya ab aapki bari hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi,&lt;br /&gt;
Labo pe khushi ki kahani rahegi,&lt;br /&gt;
Chamakte rahenge khushiyon ke ye sitare,&lt;br /&gt;
Agar aapki hum par meharbani rahegi.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Rakh sako to ek nishani hai hum,&lt;br /&gt;
Bhool jao to ek kahani hai hum,&lt;br /&gt;
Khushi ki dhoop ho ya gam ke badal,&lt;br /&gt;
Dono me barse wo pani hai hum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Har Nadi ke do kinare hote hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Kuchh log jaan se bhi pyare hote hain,&lt;br /&gt;
Ye jaroori nahi har koi paas ho,&lt;br /&gt;
Kyon ki zindgi me yadon ke bhi sahare hote hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Rat me jab yaad aapki aati hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Tab humari nazar chand ki or ho jati hai,&lt;br /&gt;
Aapki surat chand me nazar aaye kahin,&lt;br /&gt;
Yahi dekh dekh kar raat gujar jati hai.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Kuchh aansu hai jo bahte nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Log apne yaar ke bina duniya me rahte nahi,&lt;br /&gt;
Hum jante hai aapko bhi aati hai humari yaad,&lt;br /&gt;
Par na jane kyon aap humse kahte hain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;/b&gt; Har Fassane kjo Bayan kiya nahi jata,&lt;br /&gt;
Tadapta hua dil kisi ko dikhaya nahi jata,&lt;br /&gt;
Har Dhadkan leti hai naam aapka,&lt;br /&gt;
Aur aap Kahte hai aapko yaad kiya nahi jata.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7074307066075480935-1404697752558811584?l=shero-shayari09.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/feeds/1404697752558811584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/219.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/1404697752558811584?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7074307066075480935/posts/default/1404697752558811584?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shero-shayari09.blogspot.com/2011/02/219.html' title='219'/><author><name>Mayank Agrawal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14968289191327586189</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13554503974125527333'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>