Mirth, Musings, & More

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An Atheist Hymn

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 11:34:00 +0000

This is so beautiful that it moved me to tears. Thank God I found it.

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noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 10:57:00 +0000

There was horror in the skies over Kansas last night. Mitt Romney had a bunch of his top donors on his campaign plane and was flying them across the country. At some point Mitt decided it was feeling kind of stuffy on board, so he rolled down a window to get some fresh air.

As a result, the plane had to make an emergency landing in Wichita, but not before several billionaires were sucked out of the aircraft at 35,000 feet. David Koch's fat ass finally plugged the hole, preventing further loss of life.

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noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 15:31:00 +0000

Be Scared Be. VERY Scared.

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 11:37:00 +0000

....you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous....”
--Mitt Romney on 9/22/2012.

Dear God. There's a frighteningly real chance this asshat could end up as our next President. And even more scary? He'd end up making George W. Bush look like Albert Freaking Einstein.

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 12:44:00 +0000

So How's That Faith Healing Thing Working Out for You?

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:58:00 +0000

Two parents have avoided jail after admitting they let their son, 16, die in horrible agony because they chose to 'pray away' his burst appendix and refused to take him to the hospital. Russel and Brandi Bellew, age 39 and 36, of Creswell, Oregon, pleaded guilty to criminally negligent homicide on Tuesday and were sentenced to five years probation after reaching a plea deal with prosecutors.

The couple, who had seven children before Austin Sprout's death, are members of the General Assembly and the Church of the First Born in nearby Pleasant Hill, which shuns modern medicine and teaches parishioners that faith healing and prayer will cure disease.

The parents should fall to their knees and thank God that Oregon doesn't consider stupidity a capital crime.

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noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 10:42:00 +0000

Mei Xiang, the female panda at DC's National Zoo, gave birth to a cub last night. The little tyke was born at 10:46 PM,and by 10:47 Mitt Romney was holding a press conference to condemn the out-of-wedlock birth. The candidate pointed out that the National Zoo is part of the Smithsonian, which receives government funding, and therefore "the whole sorry affair is President Obama's fault, and a prime example of the decline of American morals under this administration."

"Also," added Romney, "pandas are both black AND white, much like our failed President."

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noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 12:53:00 +0000

Pass the Hypocrisy, Please

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