Best Movie Dialogues

Men in Black III

2012-05-29T05:50:00.004-07:00

Griffin: A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway.
Andy Warhol: I'll contact you when the happening has happened.
Neil Armstrong: I didn't see anything...
Young Agent K: You have to trust the pie.
Young Agent K: Your father was a hero..
Agent J: When I see a couple, I'm like OK.
Young Agent K: How do you know my name?
Griffin: The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie.
J: You want me to JUMP?
Griffin: First we gotta get high.
Little Chocolate Milk Girl: Mommy, the president is drinking my milk.
Agent K: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Brain Alien: [the meteor crashes on the satellite and earth is saved] Oh.. that was close.
J: Crazy, right? Two men talking to the wall, wall taking back? It's a mess. Hey, don't worry about it.
Agent J: [to '69 police officers] ...And don't assume the car is stolen just because a black man is driving... well, I stole this one.. but not because I'm black!
Agent K: There are things out there you don't need to know about.
Agent J: That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me!
J: K?
Young Agent K: How do you know my name?
J: K?
Young Agent K: How do you know my name?
J: We're running out of time. We're running out of clues. And there's an invasion coming. So we really need to go right now.
Young Agent K: Alright.
Griffin: All you gotta do is jump.
J: You want me to jump?!
Griffin: Time-jump.
Alien: First, we gotta get high.
J: My man, for real?
Alien: No, I mean really high.
J: Okay, you know how your kid won a goldfish in that little baggie from the school fair and you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you flush it down the toilet? Well, this is what happens.

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Man on Wire

2012-05-24T03:27:00.001-07:00

It's impossible, that's sure. So let's start working.
The fact that I could not speak French, and didn't know what the sound was or what had happened with the wire... was probably just as well.
If I die, what a beautiful death!
Life should be lived on the edge of life. You have to exercise rebellion: to refuse to tape yourself to rules, to refuse your own success, to refuse to repeat yourself, to see every day, every year, every idea as a true challenge - and then you are going to live your life on a tightrope.
I never doubted Philippe's talent, his prowess on the wire. It was the unforeseen things that really worried me. You know, America's a very litigious society... you know, involuntary manslaughter, assisted suicide... I didn't want to be liable for the death of a friend.
I observed the tight rope dancer... because you couldn't call him a walker... approximately half-way between the two towers. I personally figured I was watching something that somebody else would never see again in the world. Thought it was once in a lifetime.

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The Road

2012-05-11T03:39:00.002-07:00

The Man: Do you ever wish you would die?
Old Man: No. It's foolish to ask for luxuries in times like these.
The Gang Member: You ain't gonna shoot that thing. You ain't got but two shells. Maybe one. And they'll hear the shot.
The Man: Maybe. But you won't. Because that bullet will be through your head and in your brain before you can hear it. To hear it, you'll need a frontal lobe, and things with names like "colliculus" and "temporal gyrus". And you won't have 'em anymore, because they'll just be soup.
The Gang Member: You a doctor?
The Man: I'm not anything.
The Man: You think I won't kill you? You're wrong.
The Gang Member: You know what I think? I think you're chicken-shit. You never killed a man in your life.
The Man: If I were God, I would have made the world just so and no different. And so I have you... I have you.
The Man: You have to keep carrying the fire.
The Boy: What fire?
The Man: The fire inside you.
The Man: You look at him again, I'll shoot you in the head.
The Gang Member: That boy looks hungry. Why don't ya'll come on to the truck? Get you somethin' to eat. Ain't no need to be such a hard-ass.
The Man: You don't have anything to eat.
The Man: I told the boy when you dream about bad things happening, it means you're still fighting and you're still alive. It's when you start to dream about good things that you should start to worry.
The Man: I will kill anyone who touches you. Because that's my job.

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Dark Shadows

2012-05-11T03:19:00.000-07:00

Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.
Barnabas Collins: Love means never having to say you’re sorry. However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you.
Angelique Bouchard: Hello, Barnabas. Remember me?
Barnabas Collins: Witch! You cursed me to be this hideous creature! You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!
Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don’t have horses, we have a Chevy.
Carolyn Stoddard: I guess the only thing missing is Alice Cooper.
Barnabas Collins: Well, she should be our guest, nonetheless! Ugliest woman I’ve ever seen!
Barnabas Collins: What is your age, if I may?
Carolyn Stoddard: Fifteen.
Barnabas Collins: Fifteen, and no husband? You must put those birthing hips to good use at once, lest your womb shrivel up and die.
Carolyn Stoddard: You’re weird.
Barnabas Collins: Have you any idea what you put me through?
Angelique Bouchard: Barnabas, get over it.
Barnabas Collins: Locked in a box for two hundred years!
Angelique Bouchard: Don’t exaggerate, it was only a hundred and ninety-six.
Barnabas Collins: My name is Barnabas Collins. Two centuries ago, I made Collinwood my home… until a jealous witch cursed me, condemning me to the shadows, for all time.
Barnabas Collins: What sorcery is this?! Reveal yourself, tiny songstress!
Barnabas Collins: Tell me, future dweller, what is the year?
Willie Loomis: 1972.
Barnabas Collins: 1972? Here me, future dweller, you shall be my loyal servant until such time as I release you.

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BattleShip

2012-04-30T01:10:00.000-07:00

Admiral Shane: Prepare to fire.
Crew member: Sir, which weapons?
Admiral Shane: All of them.
Alex Hopper: Where do we find him?
Crew Member: Just fished him right out of the water.
Alex Hopper: you gonna die, I'm gonna die, we all gonna die. just not today...
Petty Officer Raikes: My dad said they'd come. He said we ain't alone. He said one day we'd find them. Or they'd find us.

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The Lucky One

2012-04-20T02:21:00.000-07:00

Beth: Why did you come here?
Logan: To find you.
Logan: It was in the morning, after a night raid. I just found it. In a war, finding something like that, is like finding an angel in hell.
Logan: I promised myself that if I made it out, I would find that girl and thank her for saving my life.
Logan: Most love stories begin with a kiss. Ours began before we even met.
Beth: You don’t know what I’m dealing with.
Logan: I do know. And you deserve better than this…
Logan: How do you explain something that you can’t even understand yourself?
Beth: What brings you to Hampton?
Logan: It’s kind of a long story…
Ellie: I think he was meant to find that photo. I think that it happened for a reason.
Logan: You should be kissed. Every day, every hour, every minute.

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Cruel Intentions

2012-04-12T00:25:00.003-07:00

You spend all your time looking for love yet you feel nothing even when its staring you in the face I will love again but You will spend all your life knowing you turned your back on love and that makes you a hypocrite

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Good Will Hunting

2012-04-12T00:25:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there

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My Best friend's Wedding

2012-04-12T00:23:00.004-07:00

If you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just... passes you by...

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Fried Green Tomatoes

2012-04-12T00:23:00.000-07:00

I wonder how many people never get the one they want, but end up with the one they're supposed to have

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Sixteen Candles

2012-04-09T05:28:00.004-07:00

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.

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Stanley and Iris

2012-04-09T05:28:00.000-07:00

Let me tell you about us. I'm gonna' need a working woman; that's you. You're gonna' need a broad shoulder; that's me. I like you, Iris, just about as much as I love you. And you know what? We're gonna' do just fine together. And a man can drown in your blue eyes.

Finding Nemo

2012-04-09T05:27:00.000-07:00

Dory : You mean ... you mean you don't like me?
Marlin : No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.

The Wonder Years

2012-04-05T05:11:00.002-07:00

All our young lives we search for someone to love, someone to make us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope, all the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, someone perfect is searching for us.

Bridges of Madison County

2012-04-05T05:10:00.003-07:00

Love won't obey our expectations, Its mystery is pure and absolute.

Patch Adams

2012-04-05T05:09:00.006-07:00

I love you without knowing how, why, or even from where.

Milk Money

2012-04-05T05:09:00.001-07:00

There is a place You can touch a woman That will drive her crazy. Her heart.

The Untamed Heart

2012-04-02T02:56:00.003-07:00

He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him.

Never Been Kissed

2012-04-02T02:55:00.004-07:00

School is still the same.. there's still that one guy that you get up and go to school for in the morning. The one with the mysterious confidence that every girl falls for. Those years of school wouldn't have been the same without him. I wouldn't have been the same without him.

Chasing Amy

2012-03-31T04:36:00.000-07:00

I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are.

The Mirror Has Two Faces

2012-03-31T04:33:00.000-07:00

We all want to fall in love, but why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality shattered and suddenly we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, or an afternoon, but that doesn't diminish it value. Because then we are left with the memories we treasure for the rest of our lives. One last question, why we still want to fall in love when we know it would last? Because, when it does last, it feel f**king great.

A Walk To Remember

2012-03-31T04:30:00.005-07:00

She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I'll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.

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The NoteBook

2012-03-31T04:28:00.000-07:00

I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter any more, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you.

Love Me If You Dare

2012-03-31T04:23:00.002-07:00

Tell me that you love me first because I'm afraid that if I tell you first you'll think that I'm playing the game.

Life Is Beautiful

2012-03-29T02:46:00.002-07:00

Eliseo Orefice: You're serving. You're not a servant. Serving is a supreme art. God is the first servant. God serves men but he's not a servant to men.
Guido: You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you're hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!
Guido: What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!
Guido: The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says "Jackass" on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, turning into a big crybaby. Two, telling us you want to see your mommy. Three, saying you're hungry and want something to eat.
Guido: You are such a good boy. You sleep now. Dream sweet dreams. Maybe we are both dreaming. Maybe this is all a dream, and in the morning, Mommy will wake us up with milk and cookies. Then, after we eat, I will make love to her two or three times. If I can.