Lloyd's Blog

Inside my head

2020-04-25T14:40:00.001+05:30

There is always some music playing in my head.

Taught by the Net

2016-07-15T21:36:00.002+05:30

Over the years I have learned so many things, acquired so many skills through the Internet. I thought I am 'self-taught' but I realized that the learning came from so many people who shared their knowledge through the Internet. The Internet is not a network of computers, it is a network of people. I learned from these people - The Net - I am "Taught by the Net".

Hell

2015-10-14T17:18:00.001+05:30

What would you do if there was no hell?

High

2015-10-04T00:52:00.001+05:30

Do I have to be high to be human?

Constipated People

2015-09-23T13:29:00.005+05:30

Constipated people have bad attitude.

Terrorists

2015-09-23T13:29:00.002+05:30

Terrorists really know how to party.

Refrigerator

2014-09-15T23:59:00.002+05:30

What's that?

A refrigerator!

What does it do?

It frigerates.... Again!

Gravity

2014-09-13T03:03:00.001+05:30

Gravity never screws up.

Beer Balls

2014-09-12T18:05:00.001+05:30

After a few beers - you can beat the crap out of anyone - beer balls.

Moths

2014-09-09T22:46:00.000+05:30

I think moths are afraid of the dark.

God Science

2013-12-30T00:34:00.002+05:30

Very soon, science will prove the existence of God.

Strong Ant

2013-12-18T10:47:00.001+05:30

I spilt some protein shake yesterday - call me paranoid but that ant has a six pack.

Insanity

2013-10-19T00:38:00.003+05:30

Insanity nam ki bhi ek cheese hoti hai!

Son Dried Tomatoes

2013-08-29T16:22:00.003+05:30

My dad bought a cherry tomato plant a few months ago. He took good care of it. The little tomatoes began to show up. Then he had to travel for a couple weeks and asked me to take care of the plant. I watered the plant for a couple days religiously, then forgot all about it. The tomatoes dried out. Son dried tomatoes.

Train

2013-07-17T21:34:00.000+05:30

My train of thought just left.

Hmmm

2013-06-11T00:29:00.001+05:30

The best thing to do on an empty stomach - Eat!

The Wall

2011-10-19T12:02:00.002+05:30

My son has started writing on my wall ... No, not the one on facebook.

Parents

2011-10-12T14:33:00.002+05:30

If it was not for God, I would worship my parents.

Root Cause Analysis! again

2011-10-10T15:50:00.001+05:30

I think RCA was invented by a five year old.

1. Why?

2. Why?

3. Why?

4. Why?

5. Why?

Fatherhood is -

2011-09-27T17:51:00.000+05:30

pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~ Bill Cosby

I am begining to figure that out :)

Root cause analysis

2011-09-23T15:58:00.002+05:30

My plants are dying – time for some root cause analysis.

Feng Sui Advice

2011-06-30T20:48:00.001+05:30

While working at a computer, the best direction to face is -- directly towards your computer screen.

:)

2011-05-23T17:04:00.001+05:30

No one really grows up!

English

2011-05-17T10:51:00.001+05:30

Is this statement ok ... "I am in hate with you"?

Storm before the calm

2011-05-16T12:40:00.001+05:30

I sing a lullaby to put my baby boy to bed ... as soon as I stop singing ... he falls asleep .. I call it the storm before the calm.