Space Madness

I'm back, bitches!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:14:00 +0000

Ok, that was a lie.

Gundam

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:28:00 +0000

I'm all about it now.

Moby rapes your skull in this video

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:00:00 +0000

I Love To Move In Here from moby on Vimeo.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, my loyal readers. Enjoy this mind-fuck from your pal, Moby.

Shake your maraccas with a mexi-chimp!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:55:00 +0000

Samba De Amigo for the Wii. Fuck yes.

Destination Calabria [NSFW]

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:24:00 +0000

This has got to be one of the sexiest things I have ever seen.

The real Peter

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:34:00 +0000

Anyone remember Shogo: Mobile Armored Division?

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:21:00 +0000

This game pwned!

Chocolate Rain - Mario Paint

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:16:00 +0000

So right yet so very wrong.

Emos

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:59:00 +0000

So much fucking success!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:45:00 +0000

I love Day of the Tentacle way too much.

There's a Dragoon in me pantaloons!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:10:00 +0000

Gamasutra has a kick-ass article up on the history of the Panzer Dragoon series. It's an interesting read if you're into dragoons and kicking asses. Too bad these came out on the piece of shit Sega Saturn and not the Playstation. Oh well. At lease you can play Orta on the 360 now...

Big Mac Vat Attack

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:08:00 +0000

Yes kids, soon we will be eating vat-grown meat courtesy of modern science. I'd like the see what those damn vegans would have to say about that? No murder here. Just delicious, meaty goodness. Apparently both red and white meats can be conjured forth from a bath of plants and mushrooms with just a dash of crazy biochemistry for taste.

Think about all the happy cows talking about the cow-holocaust and "how easy you young whipper-snappers have it."

From the article:

But one could envision someday a model, say, of a solar-powered facility in southern California or Singapore basically turning sunlight and desalinated seawater into growth medium and then tons of cruelty-free, sustainable nuggets of chicken essence.

Mmm, essence.

[Via i09]

Something to cheer you up!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:18:00 +0000

This world, this scene of tormented and agonised beings, who can only continue to exist by devouring each other; in which every ravenous beast is the living grave of thousands of others, and its self-maintenance is a chain of painful deaths; in which the capacity for feeling pain increases with knowledge, and therefore reaches its highest degree in man.

-Arthur Schopenhauer
The World as Will and Idea

Zardoz!

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:26:00 +0000

Holy crap! This movie will blow your mind. I don't think you could handle this trailer on heavy acid, man.

I wish this wasn't a joke...

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:20:00 +0000

It's all in the details...

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:54:00 +0000

12:45 PM me: crack was off the chain. Better than I expected

Ryan: lol

12:46 PM ?

me: what?

12:47 PM i watched it on blu-ray last night

Ryan: ohh

i thought u were tellin me u tried crack

its called crank btw

No one rocks the cock like Krysta Now

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:46:00 +0000

Wiser words have never been uttered by disembodied voices during the apocalypse. Richard Kelley's Southland Tales is one of the most fucked up, bloated, meandering, asinine and befuddling movies I have ever seen-- and I loved it!!!

Read this before you watch the movie. It will make more sense. Or just watch the damn thing and read the IMDB FAQ like I did.

What CAN'T Jesus do?

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:52:00 +0000

Tron. Sweded. Watch now.

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:07:00 +0000

Tron
by freres-hueon

My brother is so very wise.

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:49:00 +0000

The Legend of N

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:42:00 +0000

What do you get when you cross N+ with The Legend of Zelda? Why this glass of fresh-squeezed, pure awesome.

So very scared.

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:54:00 +0000

WTF Dream

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:41:00 +0000

It was kinda like this but 10x more awesome.

I had the strangest fucking dream last night!

I'm in some kind of back room in an airport. Seth Green in working as an electrician replete with teal overalls and a little white embroidered name tag. He is behind a slightly open door telling a story to his coworkers. It's not so much a story as it is a spoken word rendition of Boyz in Da Hood by Eazy-E.

Yeah, this Seth Green. And what the fuck is up with this picture?

Seth walks out of this room only to find himself in front of some weird African dude.

The Weird African Dude

Weird African dude tries to corner Seth Green in a back room and force him into some kind of sick, African, "ten-hour labour of pleasure”.

Dolph Lundgren busts out of a back room and start kicking his ass.

Mr. "I must break you" himself.

The African pulls out a walkie-talkie to call for reinforcements then escapes.

Suddenly, Rowdy Roddy Piper comes out of left field and starts beating the shit out of Dolph Lundgren.

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

Someone yells, “You traitor!” To which Roddy Piper replies, “I was never on your side, I'm a Canadian!” Dolph Lundgren starts ruining his shit. He catches Roddy Piper in a heel hook and blows his knee out.

I get the fuck out of there right quick. On the way out I am accosted by this guy from The King of Kong a Fist Full of Quarters documentary:

Why, Walter Day, why?

I bash-in his fucking skull and get the fuck out of that piece.

Then I woke up.

Care to interpret this one, Mr. Freud?

No Country for Clever Error Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:52:00 +0000

Like a torpedo in the sea

noreply@blogger.com (Daniel) — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:20:00 +0000

Art nouveau? Not exactly. It's a high-powered magnification of shark skin. Not only does it look like it could chew your fucking face off, it also is what allow sharks to shoot hella good underwater like a torpedo in the sea. Shooting hella good underwater also happens to be one of my many talents. But my skin isn't nearly that badass.