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Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup.

2010-08-12T21:55:00.001-07:00

Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup. When U r Beautiful from
within, it shows on your face and U become beautiful.

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 ppl equally?

2010-08-12T10:36:00.001-07:00

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples
among 6 ppl equally? santa-juice bana k de do na madam.

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye?

2010-08-12T10:32:00.001-07:00

master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye? santa-samaj nhi aaya master ji?
Master-beta tumare pass 2 roti hai, tumne dono khali, tumare pas kya
bacha? santa-sabji?

Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind.

2010-08-12T10:17:00.001-07:00

Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind. If you have made a
habit of being unhappy, then being unhappy has become a part of Ur
nature.

santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha.

2010-08-12T10:15:00.001-07:00

santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha. Santa
intzar krta rha. Jab kafi der ho gai to bola-agr inhe hosh aa gya ho
to 1 kilo tol de

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru :D

2010-08-12T00:50:00.001-07:00

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru
A-ARISTOCRATE
B-BAGPIPER
C-CONTESSA
D-DIRECTOR SPL
E-8 P.M.
F-FOSTER
G-GREEN LABLE
H-HAYWARDS
I- IMPERIAL BLUE
J-JONIE WALKER
K-KING FISHER
L-LIME DROP
M-MUGAL MONARCH
N-NIC0LAS N.1
O-OLD MONK
P-PETER SCOT
Q-QEENLAN
R-ROYAL STAG
S-SIGNATURE
T-TEACHER'S SPL
U-UNI BOUL
V-VAT 69
W-WHITE MISS CHIEF
X-XXX RUM
Y-YANKEY
Z-ZINGARO
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2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals

2010-08-11T10:02:00.001-07:00

2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals

Each gal took rakhi & tied 2 der hands & askd dem "wht wil u do nw?"

1Boy 2 another-Dude,U marry my sis,I'l marry Ur sis..;-)

Fwd: Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.

2010-08-11T02:41:00.001-07:00

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as heresides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.

2010-08-10T23:05:00.001-07:00

Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he
resides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.

santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai

2010-08-10T10:10:00.001-07:00

santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai. santa after deep
thought-kuch b ho jaye shadi to main tujse hi karunga

Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others.

2010-07-19T22:18:00.000-07:00

Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others. Peep into their heart, you will find that they need
compassion.

Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body

2010-07-19T22:06:00.000-07:00

Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body, your spirit and your mind.

GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta

2010-07-19T09:34:00.000-07:00

GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta

MOLU- Kya Pata bhai,
nikalta bhi hoga to Andhera Itna hota hai.
kaha Dikhai Dega

Its not hard to sacrifice something 4 sumone.

2010-07-19T09:29:00.000-07:00

Bst msg 4ever:

Its not hard to sacrifice something 4 sumone.
But its hard to find someone who deserves your sacrifice...

Teacher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti

2010-07-19T08:08:00.000-07:00

Tcher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti
HARAMI Student- Madam ME Aaj Hi Jake Apne Bapu Ko BaTata Hu

ki Budhe Teri Lotery Lag Gayi.

Y husbands avoid questions!

2010-07-19T01:27:00.000-07:00

Y husbands avoid questions!
Here s d ans. WIFE: Wht wud u do if I die?Wud u gt married again? H: N0
W: Y nt? Don't u like bng married?
H: Ofcourse I do.
W: Thn Y wudn't u remarry?
H: Ok,ok, I'd gt married again.
W: Wud u live in our house
H: Yes its a gr8 house.
W:Wud u let her drive my car?
H: Yes its almost new
W: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
H: No m sure she wd want her own
W: Wud she wear my shoes
H: No her size is 6
W: --silence-
H: 'shit'....!!!

Principal:class k sab bachhe time se aa jate hai

2010-07-17T12:54:00.000-07:00

principal:class k sab bachhe time se aa jate h but tum roz late aate ho kyo? sunil:sir, jhund m to kutte aate h,sher to hamesha akela hi aata h

Sri Sri: Attaining the highest

2010-07-16T00:52:00.000-07:00

Sri Sri: Attaining the highest, one never feels to sit-back. The very nature of the highest joy is to share, is to bring it to everyone.

Chalo jaldi betho

2010-07-15T22:33:00.000-07:00

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2010-07-15T08:42:00.000-07:00

Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"

2010-07-14T23:51:00.000-07:00

Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"
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Save kar lena .. Pasand aai

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.

2010-07-14T23:43:00.000-07:00

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: Then why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: Well, that's not prohibited.

Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua

2010-07-14T23:33:00.000-07:00

Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua to apko kaisa lagega? PAPA-Me to Khushi se Pagal ho jaunga. Beta-Bus isi Dar se me Fail ho gaya hu....!

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?

2010-07-14T23:09:00.000-07:00

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?Student:-Aap mast item hai Ye hamari Soch hai,aur hum abhi Bacche hai ye Aap Ka Weham hai...:-P

Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

2010-07-13T22:26:00.000-07:00

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Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

Jo Log jaagne wale hain,
unhe Good Morning
bol kar aate hain..
GOOD MORNING.