tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5705690575307425122024-12-18T19:30:24.201-08:00Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03072595299699272819noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570569057530742512.post-84136328754672349332013-10-10T09:07:00.000-07:002013-10-10T09:07:54.723-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="text-align: center;"> Muskurate labo ko aashu pila diya,<br /> MOhabbat ka karz tha usne chukka diya,<br /> Maine kaha Dil me mohabbat ki roshani kardo,<br /> Usne is bahane Dil hi jala diya..<br /> <br /> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="green" /> <hr color="green" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /> </div> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp;Har mulakat par waqt ka<br /> takaza hua,<br /> Jab jab use dekha dil ka dard<br /> taza hua,<br /> Suni thi sirf gazal mein judai ki<br /> bate, Ab khud par biti to haqiqat ka<br /> andza hua. Sk thakur</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> मेरी मोहब्बत मेरे दिल की गफलत थी<br /> मैं बेसबब ही उम्र भर तुझे कोसता रहा…..<br /> आखिर ये बेवफाई और वफ़ा क्या है<br /> तेरे जाने के बाद देर तक सोचता रहा……<br /> मैं इसे किस्मत कहूँ या बदकिस्मती अपनी<br /> तुझे पाने के बाद भी तुझे खोजता रहा….<br /> सुना था वो मेरे दर्द मे ही छुपा है कहीं<br /> उसे ढूँढने को मैं अपने ज़ख्म नोचता रहा…<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> &nbsp;Dekh kar tanha mujhse pucha baharon ne...<br /> kaha gaya tera wo hamsafar....?<br /> Tujhe to bada naaz tha uspar...<br /> Yeh dekh kar main chup raha...<br /> par mere aansaon na jawab diya....<br /> milna qismat..bichadna naseeb tha...<br /> wo mujhse itna dhoor ho gaya...<br /> jitna wo mere qareeb tha sweet<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> BhuL Jaa<br /> Ki TuNe KaBhi<br /> KiSi LADKE Se<br /> Pyar KiYa Tha<br /> =*<br /> Ae_JAAN<br /> =*<br /> AuR De BaD-DuA<br /> MuJhe Ki MeRi<br /> ZiNDaGi Me TeRe<br /> JaiSi Koi JAaN Na AaYe<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Toot Jaye Na Bharam Honth Hilaun Kaise..<br /> Haal Jaisa Bhi Hai Logon Ko bataun Kaise..<br /> Khush Aankhon Se Bhi Ashkon Ki Mehek Aati Hai..<br /> Main Tere Gam Ko Zamane Se Chupaun Kaise..!!<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Tu Ek Baar Roothi To Manaenge<br /> Tu Dubara Roothi To Phir<br /> Manaenge Agr Fir Roothi Fir<br /> Manaenge, Agr Tu Baar Baar<br /> Roothi To Kaan Ke Neeche 2<br /> Lagaenge, Aur Tujhse<br /> Milne Sab Hospital Aayenge....!<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> kitni buri lagti hai<br /> zindagi,<br /> jab hum khudko tanha<br /> paate hain,<br /> marne ke baad milte hai<br /> 4 kandhe ,<br /> Aur jeete jee hum ek khande<br /> ko taras jaate hai..!<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Unhain Bewafa Jo Kahoon To Toheen Hai Wafa Ki,<br /> Woh To Wafa Nibha Rahee Hain<br /> ~*Kabi Idhar*~<br /> ~*Kabi Udhar*~ <br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Bheegi hui aankho ka ye manzar na mille ga,<br /> Ghar chor kay mat jao kahinghar na mille ga,<br /> Phir yaad bohut aaye gi zulfo ki ghani shaam,<br /> Jab dhoop may saaya koi sar par na mille ga,<br /> Aansoo ko kabhi aus ka qatra na samajhna,<br /> Aisa tumhe chahat ka samandar na mille ga.<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chor Gaya<br /> Jo Poori Na Ho Kabhi Aisi Aaas Chor Gaya<br /> Yehi Karam Nawazi US Ki Mujh Pe Kam Hai Kia<br /> K Khud To Door Hai Yadein To Pas Chor Gaya<br /> Jo Khawhishen Thi Kabhi Hasraton Mein Dhal Gayi Ab<br /> Mere Labon Pe Wo Eik Lafz Kash Chor Gaya<br /> Ye Mera Zarf Hai Ik Roz US Ne Mujh Se Kaha<br /> Ka Aam Logon Mein Eik Tujh Ko Khas Chor Gaya<br /> Baharon Se Mujhy Isi Liye To Nafrat Hai<br /> Inhi Ruton Mein Mujhe WO Udass Chor Gaya..<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Koi Kuch Bhi Na Kahy Tu Pata Kya Hai,<br /> Is Bechain Khamoshi Ki Wajah Kya Hai,<br /> Unhain Ja Ke Koi Kahe Hum Le Lengy Zahar Bhi,<br /> Woh Sirf Yeh Tu Bata Dain Meri Khata Kya Hai.<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Be Jubaan Pyar tha Mera<br /> Kabhi Kuch Nahi Paya...<br /> <br /> Shishkiyaan Rah Gaya Bhar Ke<br /> Or Wo Bhi Na Samajh Paya...<br /> <br /> Meri Pahli Muhabbat Thi<br /> Unhein To Tajurba Bhi Tha...<br /> <br /> Mujhe Afsos Hai Unka<br /> Tajurba Kaam Na Aaya...<br /> <br /> Be Jubaan Pyar Tha<br /> Kabhi Kuch Kah nahi Paya..!!<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Ishq Ki Baat Karte Karte Kahan Se Kahan Aa <br /> Gaye Ham, <br /> Unki Tasveer Ka Deedar Karte Karte Kahan <br /> Se Kahan Aa Gaye Ham...<br /> <br /> Wo To Shayad Hamare The Hi Nahi Kabhi,<br /> Aur Unhi Ki Raah Dekhte Dekhte Aaj Ye Kahan Aa Gaye Ham..!! <br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Mohabbat Me Bewafai Ko Mai Kahani Samajh Ta Tha,<br /> Use Bhi Pyer Me Apne Mai Deewani Samajhta Tha,<br /> Mai Pagal Tha Ya Uske Pyar Ne Pagal Kiya Mujhko ,<br /> Ki Mohabbat Mei Mar Bhi Jane Ko Mai Qurbani Samjhta Tha.<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke..<br /> Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke..<br /> Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe..<br /> To Keh Dena Abhi Soya Hain Tuje Yaad Karke<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Koi kehta hai<br /> ki duniya<br /> pyar pe chalti<br /> hi<br /> <br /> koi<br /> kehta hai dosti<br /> pe chalti he<br /> <br /> lekin humne<br /> jab azmaya to<br /> yah paya ki<br /> <br /> duniya<br /> matlab pe chalti<br /> ha<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Is Kadar Hum Yaar Ko Manane Nikle,<br /> Uski Chahat Ke Hum Deewane Nikle,<br /> Ab Bhi Use Dil Ka Haal Batana Chaha,<br /> To Uske Hothon Se Waqt Na Hone Ke Bahane Nikle.<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Agar<br /> Larki k Cell Main Balance Ho To Samjh Jao<br /> k<br /> Us ka Boyfriend Hai ...<br /> .<br /> ...<br /> Aur<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> <br /> Agar Larkay k Cell Main Balance Ho To Smjh Jao K Us ki koi Gf Nahi :P :D<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> ..... Zindgi Mili<br /> "Zara Si Thi"<br /> Kuch Is Me Kami<br /> "Zara Si Thi"<br /> Woh Roz Hota Gaya Paas Mere.!!<br /> <br /> Lekin Phir Bhi Dori<br /> "Zara Si Thi"<br /> Chand Jaagte Jaagte So Bhi Gaya!<br /> Raat Abhi Beeti<br /> "Zara Si Thi"<br /> Mohabat Baant Di Us Ne Zamane MeinLekin.!<br /> Jo Mere Hisse Mein Aai<br /> Wo MuhabBAt<br /> "ZARA Si Thi"<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, <br /> vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, <br /> subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Tuta ho dil to dukh hota he,<br /> krke mohobbat kisi se ye dil rota he,<br /> Dard ka ehsas to tb hota he,<br /> jab jisse mohobbat ho<br /> or uske dil m koi or rhta hai. <br /> <br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, <br /> kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. <br /> Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko sweet <br /> Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.<br /> <br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Nafraton ki&nbsp; duniya mein<br /> Pyar na kar<br /> Swee2<br /> &nbsp; Rooh Fana ho&nbsp; Jati hai lekin&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Wafa Nahi&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; MiLti<br /> <br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> <br /> <br /> Sath Roti Thi Aur Sath Hasa KrtiThi<br /> Wo Ladki Jo Mere Dil Me Basa Krti Thi<br /> Bad-Kismti Se Juda Ho Gye Wo<br /> Jo Muze Apni Takdir Kaha Krti Thi.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Dushman B Pesh Aye H Dildar Ki Trah<br /> Nafrat Mili H Unse Pyar Ki Tarah<br /> Wo Bewafai Kr K B Sharminda Na Huye<br /> Sooli Pe Hm Chadhe Gunehgar Ki Trah.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Apni Wafa Ka Yakin Tumko Dilaa Na Sake,<br /> Us Pyari Si Muskan Ko Apna Banana Na Sake,<br /> Is Kadar Toot Gaye Tuze Chahte Chahte,<br /> Ke Hum Un Toote Hue Tukdon Ko Phir Mila Na Sake.<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> Kabhi Ro Ke Muskuraye, Kabhi Muskura Ke Roye;<br /> Jab Bhi Teri Yaad Aayi, Tujhe Bhula Ke Roye;<br /> Ek Tera Hi To Naam Tha Jise Hazar Bar Likha;<br /> Jitna Likh Ke Khush Hue Uss Se Jayada Mita Ke Roye <br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> Ik Raat hui Barsaat bohat,<br /> Main roya sari raat bohat,<br /> Her ghum tha zamanay ka lekin,<br /> Main tanha tha us raat bohat,<br /> Phir aankh se ik sawan barsa,<br /> Jab sehar hui to kya dekha,<br /> Woh badal kitna tanha tha,<br /> Jo barsa sari raat bohat<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> &nbsp;Meri Ankhon KeSamndar Mein Jalan Kesi Hai,<br /> Aj Phir Dil Ko Tarpnay Ki Lgan Kesi Hai,<br /> Ab Ksi Chokhat Pe Chragon Ki Qatarain Bhi Nahi,<br /> Ab Tere Shehar Ki Galiyon Mein Ghutan Kesi Hai,<br /> Barf Ke Roop Mein Dhal Jain Gy Sare Rishty,<br /> Mujh Se Pocho Ke Mohabat Ki Agan Kesi Hai,<br /> Mein Tere Wasl Ki Khwaish Ko Na Marne Donga,<br /> Mosam-e-Hijr Ke Lehjy Mein Thak’n Kesi Hai,<br /> Mujh Ko Masom Si Larki Pe Taras Aata Hai “swee,2”,<br /> Us Ko Dekho To Mohabat Mein Magan Kesi Hai. <br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> Na main pas usko bula ska<br /> Na main Dil ki baat bta ska<br /> Wo hansi hansi mein he chal dia<br /> K main hath tak na mila ska<br /> Yun he sochta raha door tak<br /> Magr usko kuch na bta ska<br /> Ye maqam he tha ajeeb sa<br /> K main khud ko b na bcha ska<br /> Wo juda hua to kuch is tarah<br /> Koi rasam tak na nibha ska<br /> Usay jana tha wo chala gya<br /> Magar Main Usay aaj tak na bhula ska<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> Baaton baton mein bicharnay ka ishara ker k<br /> Khud bhi roya woh bohut hum say kinara ker k<br /> Sochta rehta hon tanhai mein Anjam-e-Khuloos<br /> Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobarah ker k<br /> Jagmaga di hain teray shehar ki galiyan mein nay<br /> Apnay her ashk ko palkon pay sitara ker kay<br /> Daikh laitay hain chalo hosla apnay dil ka<br /> Aur kuch rooz teray sath guzara ker k<br /> Aik hi shehar mein rehna magar milna nahin<br /> Daikhtay hain yeh aziat gawara ker k <br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> B0ht TAKLEEF deta hy,<br /> KiSi k0 AL-ViDAH kehna,<br /> Dikhayi kuch nahi deta,<br /> Sunayi kuch nahi deta,<br /> Faqat kuch<br /> kapkapaty lafz,<br /> J0 h0nt0n pr<br /> theher jayen,<br /> B0ht TAKLEEF deta hy,<br /> KiSi k0 AL-ViDAH kehna,<br /> Dikhayi kuch nahi deta,<br /> Sunayi kuch nahi deta,<br /> Faqat kuch<br /> kapkapaty lafz,<br /> J0 h0nt0n pr<br /> theher jayen,<br /> Ubharti d00bti dharkan,<br /> Usay awaz deti hy,<br /> K0i apna k jis ka naam,<br /> Apnay dil py likhA h0,<br /> K jis k wAstAy<br /> dil sy,<br /> DuAyein hi nikAlti h0n,<br /> B0ht TAK <br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> Sabhi insaaf karege to gunaah kon karega.<br /> <br /> Sabhi pyar karege to nafrat kon karega.<br /> <br /> Ae khuda sanam bewafa ko mehfooz rakhna.<br /> <br /> Warna hamari maut ki dua kon karega.<br /> <br /> <hr color="green" /> &nbsp; <br /> <br /> Aaj Us Ki Muhabbat Me Kami Dekhi,<br /> Chand Ki Chandni Me Bhi Nami Dekhi,<br /> Udas Ho Kar Laot Aye Hum Apnay Ghar,<br /> Jab Mehfil Uski oron Se Jami Dekhi.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03072595299699272819noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570569057530742512.post-59732256255508758582013-06-21T21:01:00.000-07:002013-06-30T00:38:51.290-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzquxgiGby0A0EbP37aWr8yr4RT7k6n5acDjE7K02CU7DysJXKkC76j-9QZLUst9D5WoFglriwiUm1iCsjINGWK6_XYn_dWGo6ly8aG1HRw-cMjAvuaAKaqglCVJWASXnRJjQCX_Ky4Jc/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzquxgiGby0A0EbP37aWr8yr4RT7k6n5acDjE7K02CU7DysJXKkC76j-9QZLUst9D5WoFglriwiUm1iCsjINGWK6_XYn_dWGo6ly8aG1HRw-cMjAvuaAKaqglCVJWASXnRJjQCX_Ky4Jc/s1600/images.jpg" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> Zindgi 1 Railway Station H,<br /> Pyaar 1 Train H<br /> Jo Aati Hai Aur Chali Jati He<br /> Par Dosti Enquiry Counter Hai<br /> Jo Hamesha Kehti Hai… ”MAY I HELP U?”</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <hr color="red" /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> human's_world<br /> I'm A Cheater,<br /> But I Don't Cheat Humanity.<br /> I Hate Studies,<br /> But Luv Technology.<br /> I Flirt Wid Flirters,<br /> But I Respect Lovers.<br /> World Can't Change Me,<br /> But I Can Change Da World.<br /> I Don't Have Books In Hand,<br /> But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.<br /> I'm Da Rarest Race On Earth..<br /> Meet Me<br /> I'm A Last Bench Student :)!!!!<br /> Share itttt back benchersss ♥</div> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Its not a achievement to make 100 friends in a year<br /> but<br /> a achievement in year to make 1 friend for 100 years.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> 3 kaale dost ja rhe the. Raste me unhe ek pari mili, <br /> usne teeno ko 1-1 vardan offer kiya. 1st -muje doodh jitna gora bna do.2nd -muje bi utna hi gora bna do. Wo dono gore ho gaye .3rd -hi.hi.hi.in saalo ko fir se kaala bana do...<br /> Kuch friend kamine hi rehte hai, lekin har ek friend zarori hota hai.."</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> "DOSTI"<br /> D=dur reh k pass ho.<br /> O=oro se jo khas ho.<br /> S=sabse pyara jiska ehsas ho.<br /> T=takdir ko jinki talash ho.<br /> I=i think wo aap ho..!!!!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> life without friend is similar to pc without antivirus....<br /> as like for save the pc we use antivirus as same don't forget any friend for save the life &amp; make enjoy full :) :) :)&nbsp;&nbsp;</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ya khuda aisi khudai<br /> Na de,<br /> Maut de par Judai<br /> Na de,<br /> Nhi chahiye mujhe,<br /> Teri aisi JANNAT jisme<br /> Mere Dost dikhai<br /> Na de..</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> "Tears of EYES are Valuable"<br /> "Speech of LIPS are Powerful"<br /> "Heart With LOVE is Beautiful"<br /> <br /> "Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful".. !!<br /> !!Happpy friendship day!! </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER<br /> as it grows OLDER. Just like us.I get<br /> BETTER U get OLDER<br /> Happy Friendship Day</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Bachpan se 2 hi Cheeze sabse jyada mili hai,<br /> Dard aur Dost fark sirf itna hai,<br /> Ki Dard muje hasne nahi deta aur<br /> DOST Mujhe rone nahi dete..!! </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Dosti Ka Hr ek Pal Khubsurat Hai,<br /> <br /> Dosti Bhi Pyaar Ki Ek Surat Hai.. <br /> <br /> Waqt Chahe Kitna Bhi Badal Jaye..<br /> <br /> Dosti Aaj Bhi Hr kisi Ki Zarurat Hai.<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;</div> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> My silence do'nt mean I forget u.<br /> My disappearence dosn't mean I don't care about u<br /> My friendship is like the air,sometime silent bt always around u....&nbsp;&nbsp;</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,<br /> <br /> Na Mujhe jamane se koi aas hai,<br /> <br /> Jo apna samajh kar apni girlfriend se 1kiss dilwa de,<br /> <br /> Mujhe to us dost ki talash hai..</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Kafi<br /> Waqt Laga Hame<br /> Aap Tk Ane Me<br /> Kafi<br /> Fariyad Ki Khuda Se<br /> Aap Ko Pane Me<br /> Yu<br /> Hmse Door Mat Jana<br /> Hamne To<br /> Umar Lga DiAp Jaisa DOST Pane Me. </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> दोस्ती तो इक आजमाइस होती है<br /> दिलोँ को मिलाने कि इक ख्वाइस होती है<br /> याद नहीँ करते हम आप को<br /> क्योँकि याद तो उन्हे किया जाता है<br /> जिन्हे भूलने कि गुन्जाइस होती है</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> yad aye to ankhe bandh na<br /> karna,<br /> ham sms na kare to gam na<br /> karna,<br /> galti ho hamse to hume maf<br /> karna,<br /> par dost 'dosti' ka ehsas dil se<br /> kam na karna.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,<br /> Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,<br /> Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna,<br /> Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna…</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> talash karoge to koi mil bhi jayega, <br /> Magar hamari tarah aapko kaun satayega.<br /> Mana ki kami nahi aapko"APNO" ki, Magar kya HAMARI" jagah koi or le payega......</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> खमोशियों में इक अदा इतनी प्यारी लगी<br /> दुनिया में आपकी दोस्ती सबसे न्यारी लगी<br /> दुआ करते हैं ये ना टूटे कभी<br /> क्योंकि इस दुनिया में यही हमको हमारी लगी।</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> FRiENDSHiP more clear than water. IT's more pure than GOLD&amp; more sweet than HONEY. Thanks For Sharing GÖD's Most Beautiful Gift With ME ........!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Bestfriend wo hai jo school me apani pen.<br /> <br /> High school me apni note'<br /> <br /> Collage me bike'<br /> <br /> Or<br /> life me apni 'wife' de de. mai janta hu tu hi mera best friend hai</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Friendship is not about “I am sorry”, it is about “Kaminey, sab teri galti hai”..<br /> It is not about “I am here for you”, it is about “Kahan hai saale”..<br /> It is not about “I understand”, it is about “Sab teri wajah se hua manhoos”.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..<br /> CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...<br /> and TRUE Friends STaY forever<br /> beyond words,<br /> beyond time.. </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> "Miss me or hate me" as both r in my favour.<br /> If u miss me i'll alwys b in ur heart.<br /> If u hate me i'll always be in ur mind<br /> Dats my frndship</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> KHUDA na kare kabhi Apko khusiyo ki kami, ho Apke kadmo ke niche phulo ki zami ho, Aansu na ho apke aakho me kabhi,Agar ho to wo khusi ki nami ho. </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <hr color="red" /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Excellent Lines Said By A Friend :-<br /> <br /> "I Have No Words To Explain My Frndship,<br /> Bcoz I Hav Got Amazing Person,<br /> Who Can Understand Even My Silence." </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Rishto ka Viswaas Tut Na Jaye,<br /> Dosti ka sath kabi chhut Na Jaye...<br /> <br /> A khuda Galti krne se Pehle sambhal Lena Mujhe,<br /> Kahi Meri Galti se Mera Dost Ruth Na Jae </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> The best kind of relation in d world is that in which..... a thanks... N a sorry can make everything back again....</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Dil armano se houseful hai,<br /> <br /> pure honge ya nahi yeh doubtful h,<br /> yun to duniya me har chiz WONDERFUL h,<br /> <br /> par zindagi mere jaise dosto se hi BEAUTIFUL H.. </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Life is like a note book,<br /> 2 pages are already written by GOD,<br /> 1st page is birth,<br /> Last page is death,<br /> Centre pages are empty,<br /> Fill them with smile and love.... </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Apko YAAD krne me TAKLIF hoti hai<br /> QKI<br /> yad krne SE Apki Kami MEHSUS hoti hai<br /> FIR bhi hum APKO yad krte hai<br /> QKI<br /> yad krne se DOSTI MAJBOOT Hoti hai.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> YOur sMs R nOt My DIstuRbancE But..... The DistuRbancE iS YOur SiLeNce..... SO dOn't distUrb Me Please !!!.-)</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Tips of The Day-<br /> <br /> Zindgi cigarate ki TaRah Hoti He.<br /> <br /> *Ae Dost<br /> <br /> Har Pal Enjoy kro,<br /> Warna jal to Rhi<br /> He,<br /> Khatam to waise Bhi Ho jayegi..</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Nice saying:<br /> Sorry works when mistake is made<br /> But<br /> Sorry doesn't work when trust is broken.<br /> So in life do mistakes bt never break the trust!! </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Maana hai lakh buraiyan mujhme, par ek toh achhai hai…<br /> Baat jo thi ab tak dil mein, Aaj wahi juban pe aaye hai…<br /> Chaha hai sache dil se maine toh tujhko…<br /> Ek tu hi hai wo jisne ye shayari mujhe sikhkai hai</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> The importance of a good Friend in our life is Just like the importnce of our Heartbeat!<br /> It's not visible,<br /> Bt<br /> silently supports our Life!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> FRIENDSHIP Means Understanding,<br /> Not Agreement.<br /> It Means Forgiveness,<br /> Not Forgetting.<br /> It Means d Memories Last,<br /> Even If Contact Is Lost</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Sochta hun sagar ki lahero ko dekh kar<br /> Kyu yeh kinaray se takra ker palat jaten hain<br /> Karte hain ye sager say befawa<br /> Ya phir sagar se wafa nibhaten hain. </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Zindagi wo jo<br /> ''guzar jay''.<br /> Ansoo wo jo<br /> ''Beh jay''<br /> khushi wo jo<br /> ''mil jaye''<br /> Gum wo jo<br /> ''Beet jaye''<br /> magar D-O-S-T Wo jo HAMESHA sath nibhay.:)</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Love Is Like A Pant<br /> But Friendship<br /> Is Like A Chaddi<br /> Bcoz<br /> Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To<br /> Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai<br /> So Thanx 4 Being My<br /> Chaddi Friend…</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> When U win,<br /> I ll proudly tell world "Hey! Tats my friend..!"<br /> But when U lose,<br /> I ll sit by Ur side,hold Ur hand n say,"hey Im Ur friend.!"happy friendship day </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> 58+2 can sit in a bus 38+2 in a mini bus 12+1 in a van 8+1 in sumo 5+1 in car 3+1 in auto 1+1 in bike but only 1 can sit in my heart! That's you my friend</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Mumkin nhi dosti ko dil se bhula pana,<br /> mumkin nhi dosti ko dil se mita pana;<br /> Aap to anmol tihfa ho humaari dosti ka,<br /> mumkin nhi is tohfe ki kimat lga pana. </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> &nbsp;&nbsp;</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> "VEER" Jaha se msg karunag, 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga. "WANTED" Ek baar jo maine sms karna shuru kar diya to uske baad to mai apne BALANCE ki bhi nahi sochta....! "DABANG" Hum tumhare mobile me itne sms karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare. "READY" Bara mahino me bara tariko se tujhko msg karunga re. "BODYGUARD" Mujhpe ek ehsan karna mujhe mere he sms forward mat karna.....;</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <hr color="red" /> &nbsp;&nbsp;</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Pyar me duniya khubsurat lagti hai<br /> <br /> dard me duniaya dushman lagti hai,<br /> <br /> aap jaisa dost ho, to pani ki ek boond bhi KINGFISHER lagti hai.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /> <hr color="red" /> &nbsp;&nbsp;</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message &amp; smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile &amp; reply. So, try to look sweetest</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> <br /> Old friends pass away, new<br /> friends appear.<br /> It is just like the days.<br /> An old day passes, a new day<br /> arrives.<br /> The important thing is to make it<br /> meaningful:<br /> a meaningful friend – or a<br /> meaningful day.”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Aaj kal ki duniya me sharif,smart,sacchay,aur.pyare dost milna bahut mushkil hai. Me abhi tak hairan hu ki tum logo ne muje dhund kaise liya.. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Dosti hoti hai<br /> "One time"<br /> Hum nibhate hai<br /> "Every time"<br /> Aap khush rahe <br /> "All time"<br /> Yahi dua hai meri<br /> "Life Time" <br /> @@@@@@@@<br /> <br /> <br /> <hr color="red" /> <br /> <br /> When u do anything new<br /> <br /> at first people laugh at you<br /> <br /> Then they challenge u,<br /> <br /> then they watch u succeed,<br /> then they wish if they were u<br /> <br /> <br /> <hr color="red" /> <br /> <br /> Pani se tasvir kaha banti hai.<br /> Khwabo se taqdir kaha banti hai.<br /> Kisi se dosti karo to sache dil se.<br /> Kyu ki zindgi phir kaha milti hai..<br /> <br /> <br /> <hr color="red" /> <br /> <br /> Har khamosh chehera sad nahin hota,<br /> Har insaan bad nahin hota.....<br /> <br /> Kaise kahu par such hai yeh,<br /> Har koi aapki tarah MAD nahin hota....!!<br /> <br /> M-Mera<br /> A-Aaccha<br /> D-Dost...!!<br /> <br /> &nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> <br /> <br /> Silence between two unknown people <br /> creates relation.....<br /> But<br /> Silence between <br /> two known people<br /> breaks the relation.......<br /> So keep disturbing &amp; be connected with friendz<br /> <br /> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> <br /> <br /> every garden most have a Rose,<br /> every sweet face must have a Smile,<br /> every grass must have dew &amp;<br /> every person must have A SWEET FRIEND like u.<br /> <br /> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /> <hr color="red" /> <br /> <br /> D :- Dur rehkar v paas ho;<br /> O :- Ouro se jyada jo khach ho;<br /> S :- Sabse pyara jiska ehsas ho;<br /> T :- Takdir se woh DOST hamareliye tum ho.. </div> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03072595299699272819noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570569057530742512.post-79877465888045046692013-06-07T12:07:00.000-07:002013-06-07T12:07:09.219-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.nafisflahi.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img border="0" height="387" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnydThXdtwwXVwrm7R3qatTDXfFZ_MZ4qdm7ZwD8wN13y3N30IBl3dHqU1anpc4qs4V1MZBM4IyEZODw3a5PcPGwOx4Lw9W5dt2uce2XVqZ4S4MfFTbWPKkLC9lEm_qM8lD6-IH9-sMpM/s400/images.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <b><i><span style="color: #6600cc; font-size: medium;">" Love is not finding someone to live with, It's finding someone </span></i></b> <br /> <div align="center"> <i><b><span style="color: #6600cc; font-size: medium;">&nbsp;you can't live without."</span></b></i></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <i><b><span style="color: #6600cc; font-size: medium;">............................</span></b></i></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <i><b><span style="color: #6600cc; font-size: medium;">zindagi ko khusi me bitana sikh lo apne armano ko aap chupana sikh lo zindagi me kabhi koi gam chu na payegi bus aap her vaqt pe muskurana sikh lo.</span></b></i></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <i><b><span style="color: #6600cc; font-size: medium;">........................................</span></b></i></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><br /><b>" Love is harsh at times, but it is the best thing in this <br /> world. "</b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b>......................................................</b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b>Kise ko jab apni manzil mil jaye to wo unki qadra hi nai krte<br /> koie unse pucho jink har khwab hn tut gaya<br /> manzil ki rahe adhuri rahe gaye</b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b>.........................................................</b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #0066ff;"><b>"There are many, many things to appreciate about a beautiful friendship - <br /> especially when that friendship is turning to love."</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #0066ff;"><b>..............................................................</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #0066ff;"><b>Chhor Diya Hamne Uska Deedar Karna Hamesha Ke Liye<br /> <br /> Aye Dosto<br /> <br /> Jisko Hamari Nigaho Ki Quadar Na Ho, Use Kya Mur-Mur Ke Dekhna&nbsp;</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #0066ff;"><b>..................................................................</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #e69138;"><b>People don't always need advice...<br /> Sometimes all they really need is...<br /> a hand to hold,<br /> a shoulder to hug,<br /> an ear to listen,<br /> and a heart to understand them...&nbsp;</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #e69138;"><b>............................................................................</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #e69138;"><b>"Love makes the world go round" is a common saying. It means that everything, even the whole world, depends on love. This man disagrees. Maybe love is not so important. Still, without love, the "ride" in the "car of life", or the "train of life", has no meaning. Just how important is love, in your opinion?&nbsp;</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #e69138;"><b>&nbsp;................................................................................</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #38761d;"><b>Relationship is not just a word<br /> It's perfect match between two souls<br /> It's a silent commitment<br /> Which says, I will be with you forever...&nbsp;</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #38761d;"><b>...................................................................................</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #38761d;"><b>Har Ladki K Life Me 1 Esa<br /> Ladka Hota Hai<br /> Jise Wo Bhula Nhi Sakti..<br /> .<br /> Aur""<br /> .<br /> Har Ladke K Life Me 1 Esi<br /> Ladki Hoti H Jise<br /> Wo Pa Nahi Sakta</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: #38761d;"><b>.................................................................................</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><b>This is very poetic. In a conversation, you might say the first half only, and ask your friends if they agree. I wonder if this kind of love is really possible. We often say "This is MY girlfriend" or "This is MY wife". Is love enough by itself, or do we need to possess our love? &nbsp;</b></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><b>..................................................................................</b></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><b>Realise things before its too LATE.<br /> Accept things rather then DELAY them.<br /> Love people before you LOSE them.<br /> Life comes just once, Love it while you LIVE it.&nbsp;</b></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><b>.........................................................................................</b></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: orange;"><b>Do you think it's truly possible to follow in Dr. King's footsteps? What can ordinary people do to "drive out hate"? Does it matter how we live our daily lives or should we wait until we're important people in society? &nbsp;</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: orange;"><b>...............................................................................</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: orange;"><b><b>"You see your love with all their imperfections, yet know they are perfect for you."</b>&nbsp;</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: orange;"><b>.........................................................................................</b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: orange;"><b><span style="color: #351c75;">Have you ever loved somebody who didn't love you in return? If so, what was it like? Have you ever been loved by somebody that you didn't love? If so, how did that feel to you?&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: purple;"><b><span style="color: orange;"><b><span style="color: #351c75;">...................................................................... </span></b></span></b></span></div> <div align="center"> <br /></div> <div align="center"> <span style="color: #0c343d;"><b><b>&nbsp;</b></b>This is one of the most famous sayings about love. Even if we feel pain when we lose our love, it is a good thing for us. I am not sure I agree with this! How about you? </span></div> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03072595299699272819noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570569057530742512.post-21730412738938488182013-06-01T02:43:00.001-07:002013-06-03T10:14:44.918-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.nafisflahi.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img border="0" height="146" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdGw-boE2XHJUH4yzdNUMaDpTBawLSinmePgISteFoGUJTBGvPHLibXMTEknzJT8Y6b_wtXPN-iZxypdfT3p9GT_ZttxQSv3cgJGUQiCYLS44pxAynAPyiCxSeSsS_40nvg12EFIIcsT4/s400/455888.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> 1</div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">I wanted to be the first</span></div> I wanted to be the first to wish you but became the last! Happy belated birthday!<br /> <br /> <br /> 2 <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;"> I’m an early person</span></div> The birthday card isn’t on time. But its not my fault. I’m an early person trapped in a late persons body.<br /> <br /> 3.<br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">If i has to choose</span></div> If i has to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU.<br /> <br /> 4.<br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Be romantic</span></div> Nothing in the world can let me forget you, so how can I forget your Birthday. Lets enjoy the day on the sea side watching sunset together. Be romantic and have a romantic Birthday.<br /> <br /> 5.<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Lot of love for my brother</span></div> After having a brother like you in my life I never ever felt the need of a best friend. Love and a lot of love for my brother on his birthday!<br /> <br /> 6<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">You are a role model</span></div> You are a role model to all the brothers of the world for being so loving, caring, protective and supportive. I wish a happy, happy birthday for the best brother of the universe.<br /> <br /> 7.<br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Your Birthday</span></div> Your Birthday reminds me that you are the only person I want to spend my life with. Happy Birthday!<br /> <br /> 8<br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">If i has to choose</span></div> If i has to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU. <br /> <br /> &nbsp;9<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">I love you honey</span></div> Ask yourself how much you love me, well that is not even the half of how much I love you, on this so special day you can add to that love a 100% of kisses. I love you honey, happy birthday<br /> <br /> 10<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Special person</span></div> Today is the Birthday of a special person who has given vivid colors in our life.<br /> It is none other than our sweetest daughter you.<br /> Happy Birthday to you.<br /> <br /> 11<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Be romantic</span></div> Nothing in the world can let me forget you, so how can I forget your Birthday. Lets enjoy the day on the sea side watching sunset together. Be romantic and have a romantic Birthday.<br /> <br /> 12<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">How empty my life would be</span></div> Happy Birthday my dearest and sweetest, not a day goes by when I do not think of you and how empty my life would be if you were not here.<br /> <br /> &nbsp;13<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Please forgive me</span></div> <br /> I still can’t believe that I am the last to wish you on your birthday. Please forgive me this time. I will surely make it up to you. Belated Happy Birthday!<br /> <br /> 14<br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span class="bodybold">Eleanor Roosevelt</span>&nbsp; </span><br /> <br /> <span class="bqQuoteLink">I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.</span> <br /> <br /> 15<br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span class="bodybold">Brian Tracy</span>&nbsp; </span><br /> <br /> <span class="bqQuoteLink">The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.</span><br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink">16</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><span class="bqQuoteLink">&nbsp;</span><span class="bodybold">Gabriel Byrne</span></span> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.</span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">17</span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="bodybold">Lauren Hutton</span>&nbsp; </span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.</span>&nbsp;</span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">18</span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">&nbsp;</span></span></span><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="bodybold">Sam Levenson</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'</span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">19</span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">&nbsp;</span></span></span></span><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="bodybold">Anne Lamott</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.</span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">20</span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></span><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bodybold">Johnny Vegas</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><br /></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.</span><br /> <span class="bodybold">Johnny Vegas</span> &nbsp;</span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">21</span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></span><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bodybold">Susan Orlean</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><br /></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar.</span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">22</span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">Wish you many more happy returns of the day. May God bless you with prosperity, good health and peaceful life</span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">23</span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">May your love, happiness and friends always stay with you.</span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">24</span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"> I pray to bless your ways I wish to lighten your moments May you always keep cheering and growing.</span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">25</span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">Khuda kaise karoon shukriya is din ke liye<br />Jis din tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye<br />Na jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha<br />Shayad janamdin hai tumhara is liye<br />Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umar ke liye<br />Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis ke liye…</span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">26</span></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><span class="bqQuoteLink">Ye din ye mahina ye taarikh jab jab aayi<br />Hum ne kitne pyaar se janam din ki mehfile sajayi<br />Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka<br />Is ki roshni mein chaand jaisi teri surat hai samayi…&nbsp;</span> </span> </span> </span> </span></div> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03072595299699272819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570569057530742512.post-18876327683847326162013-04-26T09:38:00.000-07:002013-04-30T00:17:59.838-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <b><br /> </b> <br /> <iframe src = 'http://www.flipkart.com/affiliate/displayWidget?affrid=WRID-136730612440350457' frameborder = 0, height=250, width = 300 > </iframe> <div> <div style="color: darkgreen; 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Happy.. Now he needs our help.. Please save Vijay Mallya.. Pls ADOPT atleast ONE Kingfisher Air hostess..</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div class="fb-like" data-font="arial" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450" style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> </div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"></span></b><br /> <hr /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span> </b></div> <div class="fb-like" data-font="arial" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450" style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> </div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b> </b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <br /> <span style="color: red;"><b>(2)</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b> What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity? A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face, &amp; u get the rarest opportunity of your life.. Never miss it!! </b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <br /> <span style="color: red;"><b>(3)</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>Edison Had Rightly Said:</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Now We Know..</b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva.&nbsp;<img alt=";-)" class="wp-smiley" src="http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" style="border: 0px;" /></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> </div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: red;"><b>(4)</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Bus Accident</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Bahut dard ho raha hai.</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Santa: Abey chup baith.</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <b style="font-size: 20pt;"><br /> </b><br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="color: red;"><b>(5)</b></span></div> </div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Santa: Biwi Se</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="line-height: 33.31666564941406px;"><b></b></span></span><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="dark" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(6)</span></b><br /> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: darkgreen;">Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!</span></b></div> </div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!&nbsp;</span><img alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" src="http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="border: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /></b></span></div> <div> <br /> <br /></div> </div> <span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-size: 27px; line-height: 33.31666564941406px;"><b><script src="http://ads.clicksor.com/newServing/showAd.php?nid=1&amp;pid=287452&amp;adtype=8&amp;sid=469414" type="text/javascript"></script></b></span></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-size: 27px; line-height: 33.31666564941406px;"><b><noscript><a href="http://www.yesadvertising.com">affiliate marketing</a></noscript></b></span></span><br /> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: red;"><b>(7)</b></span><br /> <div style="font-size: 20pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi</b></span></div> </div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">(8)</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>ek plane mein bithaya gaya..</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Fir announce kiya gaya ki</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Sab profesrs utar gaye…</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Par principal baithe rahe</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Ye start hi nahi hoga!!&nbsp;<img alt=":mrgreen:" class="wp-smiley" src="http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" style="border: 0px;" /></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: red;"><b>(9)</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Husband: can u be the moon of my life?</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>.</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Husband: Great! then….</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!&nbsp;<img alt=":twisted:" class="wp-smiley" src="http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif" style="border: 0px;" /></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: red;"><b>(10)</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">ye leke aa gayi..!!&nbsp;</span><img alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" src="http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="border: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: red;"><b>(11)</b></span><br /> <div style="font-size: 20pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>Teacher: Gaali kya hai?</b></span></div> </div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /> </span> <span style="color: red; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">(12)</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Height of Blackmail:</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">"Give me some Money</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">otherwise</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I will Vote for Congress again</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">and</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">make you to sit near me</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>(13)</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black &amp; White Lines Par</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Aur</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Soch Raha Tha Ki</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(14)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Principal: what u want to becom in future?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join Police force n gt good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Student: Rajnikant!!</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">(15)</span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.</span></b></span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="line-height: 33.31666564941406px;"></span></b></span></span><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="dark" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(16)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Height of Blackmail:</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">"Give me some Money</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">otherwise</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I will Vote for Congress again</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">and</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">make you to sit near me</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(17)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black &amp; White Lines Par</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Aur</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Soch Raha Tha Ki</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(18)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Dedicated 2 0l Girls:</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">"Apki kahani humari zubani"</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Apke pas dimag hai,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">chalta ni alag bat hai.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Ap smart hai,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">k0i manta ni hai alag bat hai.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Ap sareef hai,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">lagta ni alag bat hai.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Kaafi izzat hai apki,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">k0i karta ni alag bat hai.</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(19)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa: Biwi Se</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d</span></b></div> <div> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b></b></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="line-height: 33.31666564941406px;"><script type="text/javascript"></span></b></font></font></p> <p> <font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><font color="#274e13" size="2"><b><span style="line-height: 33.31666564941406px;">//interstitial ad</span></b></font></font></p> <p> <font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><font color="#274e13" size="2"><b><span style="line-height: 33.31666564941406px;">clicksor_enable_inter = true; 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font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="line-height: 33.31666564941406px;"><script src="http://ads.clicksor.com/newServing/showAd.php?nid=1&amp;pid=287452&amp;adtype=8&amp;sid=469414" type="text/javascript"></script></span></b></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="line-height: 33.31666564941406px;"><noscript><a href="http://www.yesadvertising.com">affiliate marketing</a></noscript></span></b></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(20)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Wife to drunk husband: From now on,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">if ur lips touch liquor</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">u will never touch my lips</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Husband: awwww??</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Wife: Now What r u thinking??</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Husband: deciding,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">18yr old Scotch</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">or</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">42yr old lips?</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(21)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Judge-Na Jane Kyu</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mujhe Tumhari Shakl Jani Pahchani Si Lag Rahi Hai!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mujrim-Huzoor!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Main Reshma Bai Ke Kothe Me Tabla Bajata Hu.</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">(22)</span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Teacher: Kya Matlab!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">(23)</span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Teacher: Gaali kya hai?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">(24)</span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Wife :</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">It's my bad luck day I married you !</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Otherwise</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Husband :</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Of course</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">they Must Be Smart :</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">thats whY they Escaped from You</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(25)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?"</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">"Not if I can help it," replied the woman.</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(26)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">4 boys on bike...</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Police:- triple riding is</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">banned aur tum 4 baithe</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">ho??</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Boys shocked...</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">look behind..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">and says:- saalo 5wa kaha</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">gir gya...??</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(27)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">SANTA, your son is Dead..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Hearing this bad news Santa jumps from 50th floor</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">35 flr:</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">He realizes- i don't have son</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">20 flr-</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">i am not married &amp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">3rd flr-</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">SHIT i am Banta. :p</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(28)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Bnta-Liya Nai..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Gf Ka Uthaya H</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Snta-Q?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: red;">(29</span></span></span><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;">)</span></span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Ek aurat coma main chali</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">gai . . .</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Pati murda samjh kr jalane</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">chala ....</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Raste main arthi khambe se</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya...</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">1 saal bad aurat sach main mar</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">gai . . .</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">bolty ja rahe thy</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">. Lekin .</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">KHAMBA BACHA ke. .</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(30)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Amrican:R U Relaxing?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Anothr Amrican: R U Relaxing?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">&amp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Left Tht Place In Anger.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Then Santa Asks 1 American,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">R U Relaxing?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">American:Yes</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa Slaps Him &amp; Says,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund h or tu yaha pada h</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(31)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Dukh Na Dena Mere DOST Ko.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mujhe Chahay SUKH Ki bahaar Dedo..!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Ghoome New CYCLE Pe DOST Mera..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mujhe Bhalay Hi Purani Si MERCEDES</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">CAR Dedo..!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Bhooka Na Rakhna Mere DOST Ko Khane Ko Taazi DAAL Dedo,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mujhe Bhalay Hi Kal Ka liay Pizza</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Hut,mcdonalds, Hardees</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">AUR..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">DEW Ka Sirf 1 Glass Dedo..!</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(32)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Boy: Tumhara naam kya hai?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Girl: Kyun btau? mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Boy: Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni ferari mein betha raha hun!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Girl: Neha, B.com 2nd Yr</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Wo samne wali gali me right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/B,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Tution timings 6-8.</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(33)&nbsp;</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Height of Kuch Bhi</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Teacher:Agr 1 aam ki ped pr 10</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">kele lage h, or un me se 7</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">amrood tod liye to kitne angur</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">bache?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Student:Sir 9 Hathi</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Teacher:Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Student:Sir Qki me aaj lunch</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">me gobhi ki sabzi laya hu</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">warna petrol mehnga ho jayega..!</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: red;">(34)</span></span></span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">What's the</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">main reason for</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">divorce ?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">"Marriage"</span></span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"><b>(35)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">WIFE: kya?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(36)</b></span></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Doc or MBA mar jate h</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Yamraj:</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">dr. ko 11 or MBA ko 9 saal NARAK ki saja</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Doc:muje 2saal jada kyon</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">YAMRAJ:</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">ye MBA. Karke nark bhog chuka h</span></b></span><br /> <div> <span style="color: #191919; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><br /> </b></span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b>(37)</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Ladka: Kaha Ja rahi ho janeman..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">LADKI: Besaram Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nahi He Kya?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">LADKA: Pata Nahi Aaj Mai To Subah Hi Ghar Se Nikal Gaya</span></b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;">(38)</span></span></b><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Girl: Jutti Utaran?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?</span></b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span> <span style="color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(39)</span></b><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">WIFE: kya?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me</span></b></span></div> </div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(40)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Girl-Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nhi Kiya,Kiss Karona</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa-Nhi</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Girl-Q Nahi?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa-Baoji ne Kaha He Aurato K Muh Nhi Lagana Chahiye.</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(41)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Girl : Kya Aapne Meri Judwa Behan ko kahi dekha hai?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa : Nahi Abhi tak to nahi dekha,Ha!par wo kis ke jaisi dikhti hai?</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(42)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Wife:Our servant</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">has stolen the</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">silver spoon.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Husband:Which one?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Wife:one which we stole from hotel.</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(43)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Tumhe Biwi pasand hay Ya Sharaab</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa: Sharab</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Banta: Q?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa: Jab biwi marte hay to Shrab se kuch mahsus nhi hota</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(44)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Malik-Dekh Bahar suraj nikla ha q nahi</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Srvnt-lekin,bhar to andhera hai</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">M-ja torch jala k dekh</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(45)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Grl:jb b me</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">tumre pas</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">ati hu to tum</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">CHSMA</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">pehnte ho</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">By:Dr ne kha h jb SRDARD aye</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">to chsma pehen lena</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(47)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Police:Wada Karo Aage Se Jeb Nhi Katoge</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Chor:Mai Wada Karta Hu Ab Aage Se Nhi Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(48)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">College me student Notice Board ko dekh kar Ro Q rahe the??</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Guess..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Are Woha likha tha</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">EXAM Suru</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(49)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Santa:Roz mere sapne me 1 ladki scooter le k ati he,aaj nehi ayi.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Banta:Scoter Punchar ho gaya hoga</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(50)</b></span></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Mum.Studnt:Exam thik tha</b></span></span></div> <div style="line-height: 25pt;"> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">UP st:Exam badhiya tha</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Delhi st:Exam ko mar goli,bagalwali ladki pat gayi..</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 20pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">(51)</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">who do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A siter-in-law</span></b></span></div> <span style="color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>(52)</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">Sir : Teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu Gaaliya bohot deta hai :P</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">. ... .</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">Student: “Sir, maine to kabhi kisi kutte ke bache ko gali nahi</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">di, Pata nahi kis ullu k pathe ne aap ko bataya hai. Agar wo kutta</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">samneaajaye to us kamine ko dekh lu. Sir aapka</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">student, zalil ban ke nach lega lekin kisi</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">ko kabhi gali nahi dega.</span></span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><b><span style="color: red;">(53)</span></b></span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">~</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">~</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">~</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">~</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">~</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">~</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">~</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">Admi:"Lage raho,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;">Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"... :p:O</span></span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><b><span style="color: red;">(54)</span></b></span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;">Ek aadmi jor jor se chilla raha tha. "NAAG ka Pinjra 20 Rs me" "NAAG ka Pinjra 20 Rs me" Logo ne paas jaakar dekha.. To kamina UNDERWEAR bech raha tha...:-):)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><b><span style="color: red;">(55)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <br /> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..??</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(56)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="line-height: normal;"> </div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> khud kitne bade kaminey honge</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">par larki shareef chahiye…..&nbsp;<img alt=":P" class="wp-smiley" src="http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif" style="border: 0px;" />&nbsp;<img alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" src="http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="border: 0px;" /></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(57)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <br /> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Unka Bachaa hua</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">khana kharab ho gaya..</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(58)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Gareebi Kya Hai ??</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupye Me Kiss Karne Ko</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Taiyaar Ho..</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aur</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho.</span></span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">(59)</span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">When U R Single,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">You See Happy Couples Everywhere,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">But</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">When U R Married,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">You See Happy Singles Everywhere... ;) :D</span></span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">(60)</span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Aaeey mamu aaj Bapu ka janmadin hai,<br /> Boleto Gandhi jayanti hai,<br /> To mast mein bapu ko yaad karane ka,<br /> Aur is msg ko dosto me forward karke,<br /> Gandhigiri phailane ka kya mamu.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(70)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">f movies wear made by drinkers, it would be named-<br /> 1) Soda Akbar<br /> 2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi<br /> 3) Rum de basanti<br /> 4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam<br /> 5) Beer Zaara<br /> 6) Bewde Zameen par.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(71)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Bite pal phir la nahi sakte,<br /> sukhe phul phir khila nahi sakte,<br /> kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hume yaad nahi karte,<br /> par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula bhi nahi sakte..</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(72)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jeevan Mein Vipatti</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aaye To Aapatti Mat Kijiye..!!</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kyon Ki</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Doodh Fatne Par Wohi Log</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Udaas Hote Hain...</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jinhe Paneer Banana Nahi Aata..!!</span></span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">(73)</span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(74)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Neend sukoon se aati hai,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Koi pareshani hi nahi.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Aisa kiyon hai ?</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Aap ki zindagi may</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Vitamin "she' ki kami hai...</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(75)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">A Girlfriend Calls her Boyfriend</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">GF : Honey where are you ?</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">BF : I'm at the bank.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">GF : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">BF : Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank"</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">of a river ..</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Do you want fish ??</span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">"</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">(76)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Dost saath ho to rone mein bhi shaan hai,<br /> Dost na ho to mehfil bhi shamshaan hai,<br /> Saara khel in Dosto ka hi hai,<br /> Varna..<br /> Janaza aur Baarat sale dono hi ek saman hai.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(77)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Just imagine life without boyz:::</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Roads silent</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Collages empty</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">Police at rest</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">all mobile companies in loss</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">no sms</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">No gift</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">No alcohol</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">No bikes</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">No crime</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">No couples</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">which means world depends on</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">us;;;;;</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">BOYS ROCKS</span><br style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;">BOYS HIT LIKE ♥</span></span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;">(78)</span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">20 saal tak jail me 1 he kamre me rehne ke bad</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">2no ne riha hone pe kaha. .</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Chal baki Batyn phone pe kryn ge. . .:D:P</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div> <span style="color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>(79)</b></span></div> <div> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">2 Machar bate kar rahe the.</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">1st Bola: Main Doctor Banuga.</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">2nd Bola: Main Enginer Banuga.</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Itne Mein Aadmi Ne MORTIN Jala Di.</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Machar Bole: Sale ne Career hi khtam kar diya</span></span></b></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(80)</span></b></span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl with</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Cool Figure<br /> Long Hair<br /> Fair Complexion</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">They remind the Tata Sky slogan</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Isko pata dala to life jhingalala.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(81)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Dukh Na Dena Mere DOST Ko.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mujhe Chahay SUKH Ki bahaar Dedo..!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Ghoome New CYCLE Pe DOST Mera..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mujhe Bhalay Hi Purani Si MERCEDES</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">CAR Dedo..!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Bhooka Na Rakhna Mere DOST Ko Khane Ko Taazi DAAL Dedo,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mujhe Bhalay Hi Kal Ka liay Pizza</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Hut,mcdonalds, Hardees</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">AUR..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">DEW Ka Sirf 1 Glass Dedo..!!</span></span></b></div> </div> <br /> <br /></div> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03072595299699272819noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570569057530742512.post-12702903618210172262013-04-26T09:35:00.004-07:002013-06-18T07:20:11.687-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVEcRHxWifkbW_WlxpccbclOrjYbhmDWNDuPFY2NFkC8afrq2et467XzI_pjAxj91rZ-efXmkm_B5w3RCHW-EFE5djHmZWz0l0xtU1sQWz8CRHpEbtj9IipjAlg9JEbh9fXYoXjNUf8OY/s1600/path.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /> </span></h2> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /> </span></h2> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /> </span></h2> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">(1)</span></h2> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /> </b></span> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /> Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Let all ur Dreams be Clear,</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Never put Tear, Please Hear, </b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>I want to tell one thing in ur Ear </b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"! by UZZAL</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>May The Year 2006 Bring for You....</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>May The Year 2006 Bring for You....</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope &amp; Togetherness of your Family &amp; Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /> (2)</b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath</span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath</span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath</span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Happy New Year…</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <br /> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">(3)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /> </b></span> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Is new year mai,</span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko,</span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun,</span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai,</span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.</span><br style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Happy New Year 2013</span></b></span><br /> <div> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /> </b></span></span></div> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /> </b></span> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> </b></span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEUUBEk6jcf-U7VtzgSP5QIV5VA0v20HAAKdWZfMrOkPb0e87X4OoLZnCqS29GiSpUxb7Z24iiUdOCk84_uQ7X9FVbwBDivvy3ACssfK7QVRpkY2M9m8LSVKxHyY2PtTqQicbzvibO-GY/s1600/2013.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEUUBEk6jcf-U7VtzgSP5QIV5VA0v20HAAKdWZfMrOkPb0e87X4OoLZnCqS29GiSpUxb7Z24iiUdOCk84_uQ7X9FVbwBDivvy3ACssfK7QVRpkY2M9m8LSVKxHyY2PtTqQicbzvibO-GY/s1600/2013.jpg" /></b></span></a></div> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">(4)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> </b></span><br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Receive my simple gift of LOVE</span></span><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Wrapped with SINCERITY</span></span><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Tied with CARE &amp;</span></span><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">Sealed with BLESSINGS</span></span><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">2 Keep u HAPPY &amp; SAFE all the life long.</span></span><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013</span></span></b></div> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /> </b></span> <span style="color: #274e13; 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clicksor_enable_text_link = false;</span></font></b></font></p> <p> <font color="#274e13" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><b><font style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">clicksor_layer_banner = false;</span></font></b></font></p> <p> <font color="#274e13" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><b><font style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"></script></span></span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><script src="http://ads.clicksor.com/newServing/showAd.php?nid=1&amp;pid=287452&amp;adtype=8&amp;sid=469414" type="text/javascript"></script></span></span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><noscript><a href="http://www.yesadvertising.com">affiliate marketing</a></noscript></span></span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">(6)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white;">Ek-Khubsurti..!<br /> Ek-Tajgi..!<br /> Ek-Sapna..!<br /> Ek-Sachai..!<br /> Ek-Kalpana..!<br /> Ek-Ahsas..!<br /> Ek-Astha..!<br /> Ek-Vishvas..!<br /> Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!asif</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">(7)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white;">Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,<br /> Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,<br /> Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...<br /> Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.<br /> *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*&nbsp;</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">(8)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white;">&nbsp;"PHOOL"<br /> Khushboo k liay<br /> <br /> "PYAR"<br /> Nibhane k liye<br /> <br /> "AANKHAIN"<br /> Dil churane k liye<br /> <br /> Or Yeh Msg Ap Ko<br /> "MERI YAAD"<br /> Dilane Ke liye..<br /> HaPpy&nbsp;NeW YeAr&nbsp;</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">(9)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Lamha-Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega,&nbsp;</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Ek Din Baad Naya Saal Aayega,</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Aaj Hi Aapko 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' ki wish kar du,&nbsp;</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Warna Baazi Koi Aur Mar Jayega&nbsp;</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Happy New Year 2013!</span></span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> (10)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white;"><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Even</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">If we have..</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Less talks</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Less hellos</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Less stories</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Less greetings</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">But always</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Remember that</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">My prayers</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Will</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Never b</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Less…</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">for You….</span><br style="text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="text-align: -webkit-center;">Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2013 with God Bless!&nbsp;</span></span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">(11)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white;">&nbsp;I am Sorry<br /> Ek Buri Khabar Hai<br /> Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz...<br /> Main Kuch Dino K Baad<br /> Tumhy Hamesha K Liye<br /> Chor Kr Chala Jaonga<br /> Tumhara Apna<br /> Year2006<br /> But<br /> Tumhy Aik Naya DOST De Kr<br /> Ja Raha Hon<br /> Year 2007<br /> So Njoy With It&nbsp;</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="line-height: 17.600000381469727px;">(12)</span></b></span><br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzmT-moFIhVrRB3kPiaNSbVEHmvSg0s1EiNPDbFiseKIcBxFgX2PPvkPv85ZVz4zJdGB8w9oJi6OPi5irGOiSxzmSvV4GJOYEpKIf0O2qcjV_DXikjghLrNl-jPb5-s0M22Qm-al1ekZY/s1600/2031111.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzmT-moFIhVrRB3kPiaNSbVEHmvSg0s1EiNPDbFiseKIcBxFgX2PPvkPv85ZVz4zJdGB8w9oJi6OPi5irGOiSxzmSvV4GJOYEpKIf0O2qcjV_DXikjghLrNl-jPb5-s0M22Qm-al1ekZY/s1600/2031111.png" /></b></span></a><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><br /> </b></span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Ek-Khubsurti..!<br /> Ek-Tajgi..!<br /> Ek-Sapna..!<br /> Ek-Sachai..!<br /> Ek-Kalpana..!<br /> Ek-Ahsas..!<br /> Ek-Astha..!<br /> Ek-Vishvas..!<br /> Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat.</b></span></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span> <br /> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 17.600000381469727px;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03072595299699272819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570569057530742512.post-64909218329417764272013-04-26T09:33:00.000-07:002013-06-18T07:11:22.905-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <b style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: red;">(1)</span></b><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Dekho kaise matakte ho</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">kitna uchal k chalte ho.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Mana ap ka janamdin hai,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">itna kyu fudakte ho.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Chalo HAPPY BIRTHDAY</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><b><span style="color: red;">(2)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">hum ap k dil mai rehte hai , isiliye har dard sehte hai , koi hum se pehle wish na krde apko,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">isiliye advance mai HAPPY BIRTHDAY kehte hai</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><b><span style="color: red;">(3)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <b style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand sitaaro se</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Tera janam din mein manau phoalo se bahaaro se</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">har ek khubsurti duniya se mein le aau</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har haseen nazaaro se…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /><br /><span style="color: red;">(4)</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <br /> <div style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;">Near or far wherever U are,<br />My best wishes are with U,<br />Aap jiyo hazaro saal,<br />May success &amp; joy be yours every day,<br />Yehi hai meri wish heart se!</b></span></div> <div class="post-info" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 0.85em; line-height: 18.71666717529297px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> </div> <div class="post-footer" style="background-image: url(http://hindisms.org/wp-content/themes/connections/img/divider.gif); background-position: 50% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px; padding-top: 20px;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://mtqdd.blogspot.in/" target="_blank"><img border="0" height="279" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIgJ2W3xo4kgQpOonpoeaagSRn7mbxpqiBxvnkIhrBb8y0V6r22Hs2PK9lw7jKEMWGeJnSfaDg23bzD5vIrdL8fVjIUghjEIo7lc4bOLDLQzBKCZ9Fp7IeDZMUZNauHYxuyaTpAY2CClc/s400/2.png" width="400" /></a></div> </div> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(5)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Dua hai Ki Kaamyabi ke har shikhar pe&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">aap hee ka naam hoga,&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">aapke har kadam par&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">duniya ka salaam hoga.&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">aapka gulam hoga…&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Belated Happy Birthday!!</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><b><span style="color: red;">(6)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">har suhani rat ho.&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">vaha phulo ki barsat ho.&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY.</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><b><span style="color: red;">(7)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Step by step the journey goes on,&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Little by little it may seem so long.</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Forget about your past, you can”t change it,&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Forget about your future, you cant predict it.&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Just think about present, you can handle it.&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Enjoy presents every moment &amp; be happy….&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><b><span style="color: red;">(8)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">someone thinks about you,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(9)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Dua hai Ki Kaamyabi ke har shikhar pe&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">aap hee ka naam hoga,&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">aapke har kadam par&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">duniya ka salaam hoga.&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">aapka gulam hoga…&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small; text-align: -webkit-center;" /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">Belated Happy Birthday!!</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <b style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">(10</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;">)</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">\O/ .O ..O</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">..|..../|\...–|¬</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">./ \.../\..../ \&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Aaj phir din aaya nachne, gane ka yaar</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Janamdin mubarak mere Yaar.</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(11)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(12)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">A prayer: 2 bless ur way</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">A wish : 2 lighten ur moments</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">A cheer: 2 perfect ur day</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(13)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">This msg has No Fat</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">No cholesterol n No Addictive</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Happy Birthday</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <b style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">(14</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">)</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Jis din apko apne hatho se banaya hoga</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Usne bhi bahaye honge ansu</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Jis din apko yaha bhej kr,khud ko akela paya hoga</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Janmdin Mubarak Ho</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(16)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Jis din ap zami pr aye ye asma bhi khub roya tha ...</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Akir uske asu thamte bhi kaise, usne apna sabse pyara tara jo khoya tha... Happy Birthday</span></b></span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://mtqdd.blogspot.in/" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx4_sNQ_4k8MDtoSCxhcN3bj1Q1epSUx0A0j2PMScxwBn6h2TU69xx2nnhVpEWbAvTfASKzWLtChF1WEkpG0KlHygdJEOz5ZoZTJbQk9g2ewZ_uhUMLEz9xX6ZP4uD2s_ebyvLnqGG5kE/s320/1.png" width="320" /></a></div> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(17)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">You are my dream in my sleep;</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">You are my vision in my eye;</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">You are my smile on my lips;</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">You are beat of my heart;</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">You are an angel in my prayer;</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">You are light of my life;</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Happy Birthday, my love!</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(18)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Your smile, ur touch, D way U love me</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">I never knew...until U</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">What a relationship could be.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">So I celebrate you.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">my love, My life</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">H@PpY bIrThD@Y....</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(19)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">suraj roshni le kr aya</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">chidiyo ne gana gaya</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">phulo ne has has k bola</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">mubarak ho tmhara janm din aya..</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(20)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.</span></b></span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7P6FCaxYbS8iMaCm9BttFiSruaVhPLVa8XEBIqYdDmSEaPWCurBFxDiVeJepbyBeiedPVGdYpy-od6_clB1XGeMbEcYuLz2VtGZBGctykJXLyk8fFRbxE3O2w2ar2gMcnNj9HO-dvu5Y/s1600/4.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7P6FCaxYbS8iMaCm9BttFiSruaVhPLVa8XEBIqYdDmSEaPWCurBFxDiVeJepbyBeiedPVGdYpy-od6_clB1XGeMbEcYuLz2VtGZBGctykJXLyk8fFRbxE3O2w2ar2gMcnNj9HO-dvu5Y/s320/4.png" width="320" /></a></div> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(21)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Hazaaro ki ginti to mujhe nahi aati&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">par Khayaal kuch aisa hai k</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">reth ka har zarraa agar nayaab Hiraa ban jaaye to</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">tohfe mein aapko registaan dedu</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Wishing u a very Happy Birthday</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(22)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Da stars wishes u,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">da brightness of moon wishes u,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">da sunshine wishes u,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">da waves wishes u,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">da flowers wishes u,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">da morning wishes u,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">happy birth day to u!</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(23)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;">On your birthday I wish for you</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;">-All the joys your heart can hold.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;">-All the smiles a day can bring.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;">-All the blessings life can unfold.</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;">May you have God' best in everything</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;" /><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;">HAPPY BIRTHDAY</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: red;">(24)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px; text-align: center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">We Wish U All The Joys,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">UR Heart Can Hold All The Smile,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">A Day Can Bring All The Blessing,</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Life Can U Fold.. !! (-:</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">)( H A P P Y )( B I R T H )( D A Y )(MY SON)(</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(25)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <b style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Uphar Kya Doon</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Sochta Hoon Ish Varsh Naya Khitab Kya Doon</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Gulab Se Badhkar Koi Phool Hota To Deta Jaroor</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Magar Jo Khud Gulab Hai Use Gulab Bhi Kya Doon</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /><br /><span style="color: red;">(26)</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">B ~ e yourself</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">I ~ nvite new challenges</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">R ~ ecall past triumphs</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">T ~ rust your instincts</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">H ~ ave faith in your abilities</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">D ~ esire only the best</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">A ~ ffirm your strengths</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">Y ~ ou have got what it takes!!</span><br style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;" /><span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;">So a Very hapy birthda</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(27)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b style="background-color: white;"><br /></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small; text-align: -webkit-center;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance &amp; Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..</b></span></span><br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b>(28)</b></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Har lamha apke hothon pe muskan rahe,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Har ghum se aap anjaan rahen,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Jiske sath mehak uthe aapki zindgi,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Hamsha aapke pass woh insan rahe.</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /><br /><span style="color: red;">(29)</span></span></b><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ankhon mein har pal naye khwab sajate rehte hain,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hain,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hain…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /></span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(30)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAEaRYs-qr5r7OxqkFLX7mnRyLbU-PDNUn8wSQJVLdHMX9XOltnoTgVt7LB6Q9-2ofptqoQ0BbW-f7X43XxnNqJ4w7abOpcQrD9MkqHjrakgU5Uel40Q7ii-JP58moeFOHmT-Mmm0Cr2M/s1600/5.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><br /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAEaRYs-qr5r7OxqkFLX7mnRyLbU-PDNUn8wSQJVLdHMX9XOltnoTgVt7LB6Q9-2ofptqoQ0BbW-f7X43XxnNqJ4w7abOpcQrD9MkqHjrakgU5Uel40Q7ii-JP58moeFOHmT-Mmm0Cr2M/s1600/5.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;">&nbsp;</a></div> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Har raah aasan ho</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Har raah pe khushiya ho</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Har din khubsoorat ho</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aisa hi poora jivan ho</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Yahi har din meri dua ho</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!</span></b></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; 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I am sure there would be a fight between us tonight.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Banta: But why fight?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.</span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> (7)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Jeeto suggested to his husband, "We should get a lock on the bathroom door, since my mother will be staying with us for a few months".</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> So Santa set to work.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> When he'd finished, Jeeto shouted, "*&amp;%#$@ that's really funny, I meant on the inside".</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (8)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> एक व्यक्ति "कौन बनेगा करोड़पति" में हिस्सा लेने गया!</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> अमिताभ बच्चन: आपके लिये पहला सवाल, "कौन सी एयरलाइन बहुत आर्थिक पेरशानी के कारण बंद है?" और आपके पास ये चार विकल्प (Options) मौजूद हैं:</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> 1. जेट एयरवेज़</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> 2. इंडिगो एयरलाइन्स</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> 3. किंगफ़िशर एयरलाइन्स</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> 4. स्पाइस जेट</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> संता: इसका उत्तर है 3 नंबर, "किंगफ़िशर एयरलाइन्स!"</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> अमिताभ बच्चन: फिर से सोच लें , क्या किया जाये?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> संता: ताला लगाएं।</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> अमिताभ बच्चन: कंप्यूटर जी, किंगफ़िशर एयरलाइन को ताला लगाया जाये।</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (9)</span> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: 3 mahine.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: 3 mahine.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: 3 mahine baad.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> time ka pata hi nahi laga? </span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (10)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> एक बार एक मंदिर में प्रवचन चल रहा होता है तो प्रवचन देने वाला गुरु सभी भक्तों से कहता है;</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> गुरु: आप सब में से जो-जो स्वर्ग जाना चाहता है, वह अपना हाथ ऊपर करे!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> यह सुन संता की बीवी और सास ने हाथ ऊपर उठाया परन्तु संता ने हाथ नहीं उठाया यह देख गुरु ने संता से पूछा;</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> गुरू: क्या तुम स्वर्ग नहीं जाना चाहते बेटा?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (11)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa court mein judge se:</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Badla.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (12)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> .</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> .</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> .</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: OK!</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (13)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Dettol sabun hai?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Dukandaar: Hai,</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Accha wala?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Dukndar: Ha</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Dukndr: Ha</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (14)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa goes to a petrol pump..</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> He reads notice:</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> DON’T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> He picks his cell,</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> call everyone &amp; says:</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> DON’T CALL ME NOW,</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> I am at Petrol Pump.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (15)</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Doc: Daroo Peete ho??</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (16)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: The wife caught me cheating yesterday. It was a stupid and careless mistake.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Banta: Oh my God! So bad.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Yep, it's sad, she's never going to play 'Monopoly' with me again.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (17)</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Banta: Suggest some good movie?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Snakes on a plane.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Banta: What's it about?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: Horses... horses on a boat.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (18)</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Shaadi ki party mein DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana hai</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: 8-10 peg tak baja lo</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge.</span><br /> <br /><br /><br /><br /></b><br /> <b><script type="text/javascript"></b></p> <p> <b>//interstitial ad</b></p> <p> <b>clicksor_enable_inter = true; clicksor_maxad = -1;<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>&nbsp;</b></p> <p> <b>clicksor_hourcap = -1; 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Puttar hua!</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe ki aulad LADKI hui hai!</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Meri ungli chhod..!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (27)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa after looking a slim girl-</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Chehra tera khas nahi,</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Haddiyo me tera mass nahi,</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Propose main tujhe khak karu…</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> 14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nahi </span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (28)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: MBA ka full form kya hai..?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Banta: Tu ek dum ullu hai,</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> dekhta nahi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai..!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> MBA bole toh- “MAI BHI ANNA” </span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> (29)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa took his broken down car for repair. The mechanic fixed it in two minutes.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: What happened?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Mechanic: Just shit in the air filter.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: How often do I have to do that?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (30)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boli-</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Mein to 1100 Lungi</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> 2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> piche se</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhi he</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (31)</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Banta: As soon as women see me, they want to get in shape to impress me.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa: That's really impressive. Exactly, what do they do?</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Banta: They start running.</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa- Hey bhagwan promotion karwa dena</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> 51 rupees ka bhog apke chorono me rakh rha hu!!</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> God- Pagal marwayega kya?</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> ANNA HAZARE</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Dekha raha hai </span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> (32)</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa apni biwi kw sath train me safar kar raha tha</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Raatko biwi boli: Yeh admi mere blouse me hath dal raha hai..</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Santa:Tu fikar na kar paise mere jeb main hain </span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;"> (33)</span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> "What do you do?" Santa asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Girl: I'm a nurse.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," Santa whispered in her ear.</span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13;"> Girl: That would be miraculous. I work in the maternity ward.</span><br /> <br /> </b></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03072595299699272819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570569057530742512.post-24701666027035782182013-04-26T09:29:00.004-07:002013-06-28T22:32:00.687-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b> <br /> <pre style="background-color: #eeeeee; border: 0px; font-family: Consolas, Menlo, Monaco, 'Lucida Console', 'Liberation Mono', 'DejaVu Sans Mono', 'Bitstream Vera Sans Mono', 'Courier New', monospace, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-height: 600px; overflow: auto; padding: 5px; vertical-align: baseline; width: auto;"><code style="border: 0px; font-family: Consolas, Menlo, Monaco, 'Lucida Console', 'Liberation Mono', 'DejaVu Sans Mono', 'Bitstream Vera Sans Mono', 'Courier New', monospace, serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http://smskgn.blogspot.in&amp;t=Title" target="blank">Share on Facebook</a></code></pre> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="color: red;">(1)</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Zindagi Guru Se Ziyada Sakht Hoti Hai “.</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Guru Sabaq Dy Kar Imtehan Leta Hai..¤</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Aur Zindagi Imtehan Ly Kar Sabaq Deti Hai..¤</b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: red;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span></b> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b></b></span><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="light" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <br /> <b><span style="color: red;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">(2)</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Life lessons are very important to us. We'll need to learn from our mistakes and correct our errors before we have the chance to become who we want to be.</b></span><br /> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">(3)</span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Life asked with Death:</b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></span></b> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Why people love me and hateyou,</b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></span></b> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>"Death said your Beautifull LIE and I'm painfull TRUTH</b></span><br /> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>(4)</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Your life is a product of your thoughts, what you think about all day becomes the basis of your life.</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>(5)</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>What ever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred that comes out of you will someday come back to you. Love others and love will come back to you.</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>(6)</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Zindagi chahe 1 din ki ho chahe 4 din ki.?</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Use aise jiyo,</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Jaise ki zindagi tumhe nhi..</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Balki.</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Zindagi ko tum mile ho.</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>(7)</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>♥ Life ka bahut bada suspense ye he ki,</b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></span></b> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Ham jante he hum kiske liye ji rahe he.</b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></span></b> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Lekin ye kabhi nahi jan pate ki hamare liye kon ji raha he. ♥</b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></span></b> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>that's true.:-)</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>(8)</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>A nice saying:</b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></span></b> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></span></b> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>“Friendship or love is just a word….</b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></span></b> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></span></b> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>until someone comes along &amp; gives its meaning in ur life</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b></b></span><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="light" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>(9)</b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">LIFE Means</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">L: Love</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">I: Incidents</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">F: Friends</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">E: Emotions.</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>(10)</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>1 din khushyo ne wada kiya</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>I will come after 5days</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Zindgi ke calender me dekha to kambakht</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Jene ke din hi 4 the</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>SO ENJOY EVRY MOMENT OF LIFE</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>(11)</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>3 nice thoughts...</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>1. kill your tension before tension kills you</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>2. reach your goal before goal kicks you</b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>3. live life before..... life leaves you...</b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><br /> </b></span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>(12)</b></span></div> <div> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I Came Across Alot Of People In My Life,&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">It Seemed Like They All Cared About Me&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">But&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Now When I Look Back At Them,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I Realize That A Few Of Them Were Good Friends</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">While&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Others Were Really Good Actors</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span br=""> </span></b></span> <div style="font-size: 13px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span br=""><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></span></b></span></div> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span br=""> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;"> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(13)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;">Life is really funny..We dont love the person who loves us and our loved one can never be ours..No one can unlock this puzzle..Its sounds funny but its real!:</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(14)</span></b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">'HANS' kr dekha; 'RO' kr b dekh lia,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">'PAA' kr dekha; 'KHO' kr b dekh liya.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">'PYAR' b kia or 'JAN' b liya,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">k zindgi whi jee skta h jisne"AKELE" jeena Sikh liya.</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(15)</span></b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Life is like a MOVIE..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">if ur sad-DRAMA..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">if ur afraid-SUSPENSE..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">if ur angry-ACTION&gt;.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">when u look in the mirror-</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">HORROR..!!</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: red; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b></b></span><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="light" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(16)</span></b></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <h3 style="background-color: #fefefe; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin: 8px 10px 4px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;">"Tears of EYES are Valuable"<br /> "Speech of LIPS are Powerful"<br /> "Heart With LOVE is Beautiful"<br /> <br /> "Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful".. !!</span></h3> <div> <b><span style="color: red;">(17)</span></b></div> <div> <h3 style="background-color: #fefefe; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin: 8px 10px 4px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;">One simple tip to stay happy<br /> <br /> Never think about the third person<br /> and<br /> Never think what the third person thinks about you<br /> <br /> Enjoy the life. !</span></h3> </div> <div> <b><span style="color: red;">(18)</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">When you are up in life,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Your friends get to know who you are.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">When you are down in life,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">You get to know who your friends are…</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(19)</span></b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">When you are up in life,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Your friends get to know who you are.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">When you are down in life,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">You get to know who your friends are…</span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(20)</span></b></span><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Two Words from Sanskrit, that are Strikingly similar.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">CHITA &amp; CHINTA</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">One Burns the Dead &amp; the other Burns the Living.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Have a STRESS free Life….</span></span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span></b> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small; line-height: 18px;"><b></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small; line-height: 18px;"><b><script type="text/javascript"></b></font></p> <p> <font style="background-color: white; 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line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="color: red;"><b><br /></b></span> <br /> <pre style="background-color: #eeeeee; border: 0px; color: black; font-family: Consolas, Menlo, Monaco, 'Lucida Console', 'Liberation Mono', 'DejaVu Sans Mono', 'Bitstream Vera Sans Mono', 'Courier New', monospace, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 10px; max-height: 600px; overflow: auto; padding: 5px; vertical-align: baseline; width: auto;"><code style="border: 0px; font-family: Consolas, Menlo, Monaco, 'Lucida Console', 'Liberation Mono', 'DejaVu Sans Mono', 'Bitstream Vera Sans Mono', 'Courier New', monospace, serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http://smskgn.blogspot.in&amp;t=Title" target="blank">Share on Facebook</a></code></pre> <br /> <span style="color: red;"><b>(1)</b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Jo Jitna Dur Hota Hai Nazaro Se,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Utna Hi Wo Dil Ke Paas Hota Hai,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Muskil Se Bhi Jiski Ek Jalak Dekhne Ko Na Mile,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Wahi Zindgi Me Sabse Khaas Hota Hai… :)</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(2)</span></span></b></div> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Wada hai humari ye mohabbat ki dastan khas rahegi,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aapki surat humesha dil ke pas rahegi,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Nahi bhulenge hum aapko or aapke pyar ko,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Jab tak dil me dhadkan aur ye saanse rahegi…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: darkgreen;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"></span></span></span></b><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="light" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">(3)</span></span></b><br /> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">If U Fall In Love,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Send Words</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">I Will Come</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">If I Am Alive</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Or</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">If I Am Not</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">I Will Come Through Ur Tears,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Through Ur Feelings</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">And Through Ur Dreams…</span></span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(4)</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Without Love — days are</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">“Sundday,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">moanday,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">tearsday,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">wasteday,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">thirstday,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">frightday,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">shatterday…</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">so be in Love everyday…</span></span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(5)</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(6)</span></span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Mein Khwabon Mein Tum Se Mila Karta Hoon</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Hansta Hun Rota Hun Shikwa Gila Karta Hoon</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Par Keh Na Pata Hun Haqeeqat Tum Se</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ae Sanam Main Tum Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hoon…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <span style="color: red;"><br /> (7)</span></span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Door nighaon se bar bar jaya na karo</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Dil ko iss kadar tadpaya na karo</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Tum bin ek pal bhi jee na sakenge hum</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Yeh ehsas bar bar dilaya na karo..!</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(8)</span></span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">If U Fall In Love,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Send Words</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">I Will Come</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">If I Am Alive</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Or</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">If I Am Not</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">I Will Come Through Ur Tears,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Through Ur Feelings</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">And Through Ur Dreams</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; color: darkgreen; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(9)</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">A line from a person who has understood life properly</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">“I thought love is life…!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">But my love taught me what is life..!”</span></span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(10)</span></b></span></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Fiza Mein Mehakti Saam Ho Tum</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Pyaar Mein Jhalakta Jaam Ho Tum</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Sine Mein Chupaye Phirte Hain Hum Yaadein Tumhari</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Isliye Meri Zindagi Ka Dusra Naam Ho Tum…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(11)</span></span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ha mera har lamha chura liya aapne,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ankho ko ek nyi chand dikha diya apne,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Hume zindagi di kisi aur ne,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Par itna pyar dekar jeena sikhaya aapne…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(12)</span></span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 25pt;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> </div> <div style="background-font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">What Is The Mean Of LOVE?<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />L – Loss<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />O – Of<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />V – Valuable<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />E – Energy</span></b></div> <div class="end" style="background-border-bottom-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; color: darkgreen; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 25pt; margin: 10px 0px; padding: 0px; width: 574.75px;"> </div> <div style="background-color: white; padding: 10px 0px;"> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> <br /></div> </div> <div style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(13)</span></b><br /> <br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">&nbsp;L O V E<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />L = Lake of Sorrows<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />O = Ocean of Tears<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />V = Valley of Death<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />E = End of life….</span></b></div> <div style="background-color: white; color: darkgreen; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(14)</span></b></div> <div style="background-font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">i love u when u are happy<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />i love u when u are sad<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />i love u when u are laughing<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />i love u when u are mad<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />i love u when u are playful<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />i love u when u are blue<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />but the reason why i love u b’coz u are you !!</span></b></div> <div style="background-font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(15)</span></b></div> <div style="background- font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">C.L.I.C.K. means :<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />C= cant live without u<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />L= love u<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />I= i miss u<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />C= care about u<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />K= kiss from my heart 2 u<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />I Love You From the Heart.</span></b></div> <div style="background-color: white; padding: 10px 0px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 18px;"><b></b></span></span><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="light" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <br /> <br /> <div style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(16)</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">What Is The Mean Of LOVE?</span></b></div> </div> <div style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">L – Loss of money<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />O – Out of mind <br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />V – Vest of time<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />E – End of life</span></b></div> <div style="background-font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(17)</span></b></div> <div style="color: darkgreen; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ishq ne hame benaam kar diya,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">har khushi se hame anjaan kar diya,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">hamne to kabhi nahi chaha ke hame bhi mohabbat ho,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Lekin aap ki ek nazar ne hame nilaam kar diya…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(18)</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ha mera har lamha chura liya aapne,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aakho ko ek chand dekha deya aapne,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Hume zindagi de kisi aur ne,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikhaya aap ne</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(19)</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Chahe Tho Hame Dil Se Mita Dena,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Chahe Tho Hame Dil Se Bhula Dena,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Magar Aye Jo Kabhi Mere Yad, Aye Jaan…</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Rona Mat Sirf Muskura Dena.</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(20)</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Dreaming of u makes my night worthwhile, thinking of u just makes me smile, being with u is the best thing ever &amp; loving u is what I’ll do forever.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px 0px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(21)</span></b><br /> <br /> <b>o,,,o /), /)<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />U and me forever..<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />and ever and ever!</span></b><b><span style="color: red;"> </span></b></div> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03072595299699272819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-570569057530742512.post-11376078737438263682013-04-26T05:33:00.000-07:002013-04-26T05:33:32.220-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Tab dil nahi sirf khilone toota karte the,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ab ek aanshu gire to saha nahi jata,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Bachpan me to dil bhar ke roya karte the</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> </span></span></b><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"></span></span></b></span><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="light" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(2)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Some Time We Fail to Understand..</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">the Feelings of very Close People in our Life.</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Because a Book held very Nearer to Eyes is very Difficult to read.</span></span></b><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"></span></span></b></span><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="dark" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(3)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Kya hoon main aur kya samajhte hai,</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Sab raaz nahi hote batane wale,</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Kabhi tanhaiyo mein aakar dekhna,</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Kaise rote hai sabko hasane wale.</span></span></b><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(4)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <br /> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Muddat ke baad mile toh mera naam hi poochh leeya</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Fraaz!!!</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Rukhsat ke waqt jisne kaha tha..<br /> Tum bahut yaad aaoge.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(5)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Ansu na hote to ankhe itni khubsurt na hoti,<br /> dard na hota to khushi ki keemat na hoti,<br /> agar mil jata koi chahne se<br /> to dunia mein upparwale ki jarurt na hoti.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(6)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi sochna,<br /> kyon hua hum pe itna sitam kabhi sochna,<br /> pyar to hum dono ne kiya tha,<br /> lekin sirf mujhe he kyon mila itna gum kabhi sochna.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(7)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">True words-<br /> Sach kha hai kisi ne ke<br /> Waqt ke sath har koi badal jata hai,<br /> Galti uski nahi jo bdlta hai,<br /> Glti uski hoti hai jo pahle jesa reh jata hai.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(8)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Jane kyu log hume aajmate hai,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kuch pal saath rahne ke baad door chale jate hai,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Sach hi kahte hai log ki…</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Sagar ke milne ke baad log barish ko bhul jate hai..:</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(9)</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kitna Dur Nikal Gye Riste Nibhate Nibate,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne Apno Ko Pate Pate,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Log Kahte Hai Dard Hai Mere Dil Me,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aur Hum Thak Gye Muskurate Muskurate.. :(</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(10)</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Jane kyu log hume aajmate hai,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kuch pal saath rahne ke baad door chale jate hai,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Sach hi kahte hai log ki…</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Sagar ke milne ke baad log barish ko bhul jate hai..:(</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(11)</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kitna Dur Nikal Gye Riste Nibhate Nibate,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne Apno Ko Pate Pate,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Log Kahte Hai Dard Hai Mere Dil Me,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aur Hum Thak Gye Muskurate Muskurate.. :(</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(12)</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,<br /> Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai,<br /> plz aaj wah wah na kehna,<br /> kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai</span></b></div> <div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfVb_lxO5A_MxnUkiDL-vdvs6c0jTav9YvXGDmf5k5eMOA6uzt_UfJBDAfpXCzRkZtpaeHzuYlBCPJ8MvfAdKXmtLtOyA_E-iu2epDzRts0tJdkxTdexUz3slt9OzUQnl3kQm3MYZJjZ8/s1600/2.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="278" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfVb_lxO5A_MxnUkiDL-vdvs6c0jTav9YvXGDmf5k5eMOA6uzt_UfJBDAfpXCzRkZtpaeHzuYlBCPJ8MvfAdKXmtLtOyA_E-iu2epDzRts0tJdkxTdexUz3slt9OzUQnl3kQm3MYZJjZ8/s320/2.png" width="320" /></a></div> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><b></b></span></span><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="light" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> </div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(13)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Saara din lag jata hai khud ko sametne mein<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Phir raat ko unki yaadon ki hawa chalti hai<br /> aur hum phir bikhr kar reh jate hai..</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(14)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Use bhul kar jiya to kya jiya,<br /> Dam hai to use Pakar Dikha,<br /> Likh Patthro par apne Prem ki kahani,<br /> Aur sagar ko bol- Dam hai to ise mita kar dikha.!!</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(15)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Bachpan se 2 hi Cheeze sabse jyada mili hai,<br /> Dard aur Dost fark sirf itna hai,<br /> Ki Dard muje hasne nahi deta aur<br /> DOST Mujhe rone nahi dete..!!</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(16)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Great Thought:<br /> When we cant laugh again on the same joke,<br /> then why do we cry again and<br /> again for the one and the same pain.</span></b></div> <div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><b></b></span></span><br /> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><script type="text/javascript"></b></font></p> <p> <font color="#274e13" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><b>//interstitial ad</b></font></p> <p> <font color="#274e13" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><b>clicksor_enable_inter = true; 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font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="color: red;">(17)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">&nbsp;Hate Every Drop of Rain<br /> Because They Memories Me The Moment<br /> WITCH I NEVER FORGET.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(18)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Tut jaye khwab to judne ki aash kya rakhna,<br /> palko ke bhigne ka hisab kya rakhna,<br /> Bas isliye muskura dete hai hum,<br /> Ki apni udasi se kisi ko udas kya rakhna.</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(19)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Mehfil main kuch to sunana padta hai,</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Gham chupakar muskurana padta hai,</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">kabhi unke hum bhi the dost,</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aaj kal unhe yaad dilana padta hai</span></b></div> <b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: red;"><br /> (20)</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </div> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">We Make them cry<br /> who Care for us.</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">We Cry for them<br /> who never Care for us.<br /> And<br /> We care for them<br /> who will never Cry for us..!!</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="color: red;">(21)</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil,<br /> Jane kyu tanhai mein bikharta hai dil,<br /> Kisi ko panne ki ab koi chahat nahi,<br /> Bas kuch apno ko khone se darta hai.</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="color: red;">(22)</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Bahut Kuch Hai Dil Ki Gehrai Mein</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Tadaph Jata Hai Dil Raat Ki Tanhai Mein</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Yun Ton Kehne Ko Dost Bahut Hain</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #274e13; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Par Fark Hota Hai Saya Aur Parchhai Mein…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <span style="color: red;">(23)</span></span></b><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Fabulous lines:<br /> I will remember her… not as the one who broke my heart!<br /> but<br /> as the one who taught me how to love.</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="color: red;">(24)</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Fabulous lines:<br /> I will remember her… not as the one who broke my heart!<br /> but<br /> as the one who taught me how to love.</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b> <b><span style="color: red;">(25)</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b> <br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">True Fact-<br /> Bachpan mein mere dosto ke paas watch nahi thi<br /> mgar sabhi ke pass bahut time tha!</span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: #274e13;">Aaj sabhi ke pass branded watches hai,<br /> Par time kisi ke pas nahi hai!!</span></b><br /> <br /> <br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="light" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <br /> <span style="color: red;"><b>(26)</b></span><br /> <span style="color: red;"><b><br /> </b></span> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kitaabon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Baagon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Phoolon se keemti cheez hai dil</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Koi nahi kehta dil todna mana hai..!</span></span></b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <b><span style="color: red;">(27</span></b></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">)</span></b></span><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> </span> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Dil ki khwahish ko naam kya dun,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">pyar ka use paigam kya dun.</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Is dil me dard nahi yaaden hai uski,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">ab yaaden hi mujhe dard de to use ilzam kya dun…?</span></span></b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <b><span style="color: red;">(28)</span></b><br /> </span><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kaas Yeh Sapna Bhi Pura Ho Jaye</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Hum Bhi Kisike Sapno Me Aa Jaye</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ho Hamara Bhi Jikra Unke Labo Par</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Hum Bhi Unke Dil Me Bas Jaye…</span></b></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> </span><br /> <div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: red;">(29)</span></b></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <br /></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Tanha Rehna To Sikh Liya Humne,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Per Khush Na Kabhi Reh Payenge</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Teri Duri To Pir Bhi Seh Leta Hai Ye Dil</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Per Teri Mohabbat Ke Bin Na Jee Payenge…</span></span></b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b><br /> <b><span style="color: red;">(30)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> </span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kitaabon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Baagon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Phoolon se keemti cheez hai dil</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Koi nahi kehta dil todna mana hai..!</span></b></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> <b><span style="color: red;">(31)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> </span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kaas Yeh Sapna Bhi Pura Ho Jaye</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Hum Bhi Kisike Sapno Me Aa Jaye</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ho Hamara Bhi Jikra Unke Labo Par</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Hum Bhi Unke Dil Me Bas Jaye…</span></span></b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> </span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(32)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;">Apni bebasi par aaj rona sa aaya</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;">Doosron ko nahi maine apno ko azmaaya</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;">Har dost ki tanhaayi door ki</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;">Lekin khud ko har morh par tanha hi paya..!</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;">&nbsp;</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> </span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(33)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </div> <div style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;">Today I felt of crying on my helplessness</span>&nbsp;</b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;">I tested my own not the strangers</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;" /><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;">I dealt with the loneliness of every friend</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;">But at every turn of life I always found myself lonely!</span>&nbsp;</b></span></div> <div style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 14px;"> <br /></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <br /></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(34)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Kin Lafzoon Mein Bayan Karoon Apnay Dard Ko . . .!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Sun-nay Walay To Bohat , Hai . . .!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">par</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Samajhnay Wala Koi Nahin .&nbsp;</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(35)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Woh Jaanti thy&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Uski Hansi</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mujhe Pasand Hai..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">&gt;Is Liye..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Usne Jab Bhi</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Dard Diya</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Muskura Ke Diya..!!</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></div> <div> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"></span></span><br /> <div class="fb-like" data-colorscheme="light" data-href="http://smskgn.blogspot.in" data-send="true" data-show-faces="true" data-width="450"> </div> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(36)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mere zindagi mai faqat do he cheezai na mumkin rhe,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">tujhe pa lene ke tamanna ya fir</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">tujhe bhool jane ke khawish..♥</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(37)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Nikalta chand sabko pasand aata hai</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Doobta suraj kaun dekhna chahta hai</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Toot’ta hua taara sabki dua isliye poori karta hai</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kyuki use tootne ka dard maalum hota hai…</span></span></b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> </span></div> <div style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: red;"><br /> </span></b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(38)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi</span></b></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b><br /> </b></span><br /> </span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(39)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The Cost Of CARE&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Is Known 0nly&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">At The Time 0f&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Loneliness ..</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4Z8F8Z28atyiC-poGmdLb1_vlHoT_r7b486-LOVHfzNlsSu0Jq4sJP8BG8Xpz1YbWxMWKBVeoxi7D8aXuyeRgLMwp5w4DzX4cloXKf2hO0YVvn8bKQH6qGixxV2_PN9o7JasV-_yvhCE/s1600/3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4Z8F8Z28atyiC-poGmdLb1_vlHoT_r7b486-LOVHfzNlsSu0Jq4sJP8BG8Xpz1YbWxMWKBVeoxi7D8aXuyeRgLMwp5w4DzX4cloXKf2hO0YVvn8bKQH6qGixxV2_PN9o7JasV-_yvhCE/s1600/3.jpg" /></a></div> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(40)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Each Drop Of Tears R More Costly then</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Anything In D World,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">But Evry1 Can?t Know the Value</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Until they View Tears</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">In Der Own Eyes 4 Sum1</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(41)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Mile jo pyar to kadar karna</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti…</span></b></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> </span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(42)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Agar apno se juda hona itna aasan hota,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">To jism se rooh ko alag karne ke liye,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Aasmaan se Farishtey nhi aate.....</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(43)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Wo khte hain hme ki ab aap badal gye ho, hum b has pde ye sochkar ki.</span></span></b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;">Toote hue patton ke rang aksar badal hi jaya krte hai</span></b>.</span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(44)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Once i asked my mirror:- "Why do i cry when I think of the person I love??"</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">And it told me:- "When dreams won't fit in our eyes They fall and become tears"</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(45)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Karta raha fareb koi saadgi ke saath,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Itna bada mazak meri zindagi ke saath,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Shyad mili saza iis jurm ki mujhe,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ho gaya tha pyaar mujhe ek ajnaabi ke saath …</span></span></b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> </span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(46)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: #274e13; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">jab koi ehmiyat na rahi mere jeene ki…</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">jab kisiko afsos na rha mere marne ka…</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">fir kyu unke bagair maine jeena nhi chaha…..</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">to fir kyu unke jeene ke liye maine marna chaha&nbsp;</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(47)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Ek bar bheegi aankhon ne dil se shikayat ki -</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">"Aansuon ka bojh sirf hum hi kyon uthaye ... ?"</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Dil ne muskurate huye jawab diya -</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">"Sapne kisne dekhe the ... ?"</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(48)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="color: #274e13;"><b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aaj phir uski yaad ne rula diya,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">kesha hain ye chera jisne ye sila diya,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">do lafj likhne ka salika na tha,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">uske pyar ne mujhe shayar bana diya…</span></b></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> </span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(49)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Sagar se dosti to kinaare bhi nhi karte</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Aajkat to wafa humse hamare bhi nhi karte</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Ek tumse thi ummeed,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">So wo bhi aaj toot gayi…</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;">Chup-chap beh jaate hain,</span></span></b><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;">Kisi se sikayat mere aansu bechaare nhi karte…</span></b>..</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><br /> <br /> </span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b>(50)</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Trebuchet MS, Georgia, Times, Times New Roman, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18.71666717529297px;"><b><br /> </b></span></span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b>Na dard aur na dard ka ehsas hota tha, vo shaks jb kbi mere paas hota tha, ab dard to hai pr ehsas nhi hai kyunki vo ab mere paas nhi hai.&nbsp;</b></span></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: red;">(51)</span></b></span></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /> </span></b></span> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The hardest moment in life is not when we loose something &amp; Tears come out.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">It is when we know we are loosing something &amp; we are forced to SMILE..</span></span></b></div> <div style="font-size: 14px;"> <b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span></b></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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