Laughter is the best medicine

Cupcake Palette

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 May 2012 12:21:00 +0000

Mad Eye (5 pics)

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 May 2012 10:08:00 +0000

This kitten named Mad Eye was rescued from the streets. Now it lives a normal live.

Annoying Facebook Girl strikes again!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 14:16:00 +0000

Where did you go wrong Microsoft??

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 17:57:00 +0000

Doctor's Stirke ???

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 11:35:00 +0000

Training Day - Like A Boss

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 08:41:00 +0000

You Got A Problem, Punk?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 08:39:00 +0000

Reminds me of visiting Louisiana in the spring

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:19:00 +0000

Cat Recommends Abortion

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:22:00 +0000

Bullseye! Run!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:41:00 +0000

That Crazy Son Of A Bitch!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:43:00 +0000

Close the Blinds

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:52:00 +0000

Close the Blinds:

4 deer saved from Alaskan sea passage

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:51:00 +0000

A foursome of young button bucks fell upon some good luck Sunday as they were pulled from the icy waters of Stephens Passage by a group of locals out to enjoy the last few days of recent sunshine.

Four deer swim toward the Satre’s boat Sunday. Once they reached the vessel, Satre said they began to circle the boat and looked obviously distressed. The typically skittish and absolutely wild animals came willingly and once on the boat, collapsed with exhaustion. They were shivering.

The rest of the story

Thanks KLAW

I don’t love her…

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 09:36:00 +0000

Its Forever !!!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 09:36:00 +0000

Awful time

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 23 May 2009 14:54:00 +0000

"I've just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends. "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis.
They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy. "
"Wow! How did you pull through?" sympathized his friends.
"I don't know," the boy replied. "Toughest spelling test I ever had."

Tree Cat is Frightened…

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 10 May 2009 09:47:00 +0000

Where did the White Man go wrong?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 10 May 2009 06:55:00 +0000

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

Currency Exchange

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 04 May 2009 14:43:00 +0000

A young blonde, having just returned from a great week-long vacation in India, walked into the local bank and asked about exchanging currency. The teller said he would try to help her.
After she plopped a huge wad of bills onto the counter the teller then counted it, made a phone call, and returned to count out $27.18.
The wide-eyed woman gasped. "You mean to tell me that's all I get for that mountain of bills?"
"I'm afraid so Miss," replied the teller, "that's the current rate of exchange according to our foreign exchange section."
"God damn it" she hissed, "and I gave that cheap f**k breakfast, too! "

Racing car driver

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 04 May 2009 14:41:00 +0000

The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked. "It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, What perfect headlights. Then you felt my thighs and murmured, what a smooth finish."
"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver. "Nothing, but then you felt my p**sy and yelled, who the hell left the garage door open?"

Satan

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:49:00 +0000

A few minutes before the church services started. the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.

Blood race

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:46:00 +0000

The junior officers challenged the senior officers at an Air Force Base in North Carolina to see who would donate the most blood.

After trying several times to locate a vein in the left arm of a young first lieutenant, the medical technician applied a Band-Aid, and then inserted a needle into the right arm, drawing blood this time, and then put a Band-Aid on that arm as well.

As he left the collection facility, the lieutenant passed a colonel. Noting the two bandages, he looked at the first lieutenant and shook his head, saying, "I knew you young guys would find some way to cheat."

Luck with the girls

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 08:41:00 +0000

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!'

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick!

So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?'

JAHEESUS!' said the lifeguard, 'Mate. The potato goes in front!'

Simple Conversation

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:14:00 +0000

This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X)

X: Which shaving cream do you use?

Y: Jack's

X: Which aftershave do you use?

Y: Jack's

X: Which deodorant do you use?

Y: Jack's

X: Which toothpaste do you use?

Y: Jack's

X: Which shampoo do you use?

Y: Jack's

X: Which socks do you use?

Y: Jack's

X (Frustrated) : Okay, tell me, what is this Jack? Is it an international company???

..

..

Y: No, He is my roommate

Walk this way

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:59:00 +0000