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Yamaha YZF R15 In Nepal Soon

2008-07-07T10:08:00.000-07:00

Yamaha YZF-R15 launch in Nepal soon

Yamaha YZF-R15 will debut in Nepal in the later half of 2008 at
an expected price of Rs 2,80,000-3,00,000

The YZF-R15 wil be the first motorcycle in India with six gears
after the old venerable Yamaha RD 350. Good that the new one too is
coming from Yamaha. After the iconic Yamaha RX 100 which came to
India in the 90s (or was it before that?) Yamaha has consistently
managed to play the mileage game instead of the performance game.
And lost.

The new direction is what everyone has been waiting for from
Yamaha. Forget the six gears – the greatest thing about the Yamaha
YZF R15 is its looks. Very like the Yamaha R1 superbike, which is
also now available in India anyway as a high priced flagship
motorcycle. The Yamaha YZF-R15 was shown to the Indian pubic for the
first time at the Auto Expo. And it took the collective breath of
India's motoring press away.

The YZF-R15 is India's first fully faired motorcycle. So far the
closest we have come to a full fairing in India is the Karizma and
the Pulsar models – which have that half fairing. But the fully
faired YZF-R15 can make the Karizma and Pulsar models pee in their
fairings.

This one is pretty much international, extremely well designed –
and get this – there will be a little piece of plastic that will fit
snugly over the rear seat giving your r15 motorcycle that single-seater
look. What else have we got? You get a steel Deltabox twin-spar
frame, digital speedometer and tachometer, tubeless tyres, clip-on
handlebars.

You have the close ratio six speed gearbox, 150ccs, liquid
cooling, and a massive 18-22 bhp (massive by Indian standards). The
4-valve engine will use fuel injection, and you get both emission
haven and power too. Stopping power is provided by the single disc
brakes in front and back. Front suspension is traditional, but you
have a monoshock at the back.

And them most important factor – price. No official figures have
been given so far, but rumors say it would cost Rs 90,000 max
on-road in Delhi – add a couple of thousands more for Mumbai. What
are the negatives that might creep in by the time the YZF-R15 hits
the road?

For one the price might be higher. That would be a dampener for
many. Two, expect Hero Honda and Bajaj Auto to try and out-punch the
Yamaha YZF-R15 – both in price and power. If Yamaha can really
manage a price of 90,000 on road for a 18-22 bhp motorcycle, sure
Bajaj and Hero Honda too can do the same. And that might steal a bit
of the the YZF-R15's thunder. No matter, we don't
think they will easily match the R1-esque looks of the YZF-R15.
Expect news on the final pricing and launch dates by June-July 2008.

The Yamaha FZ – they call it a prototype – reminded me of the
F650 with its color scheme and upright stance. But the FZ looks more
modern for sure. Yamaha says that the FZ is just a prototype. Nobody
in the motoring press believes them. Chances are, this 150 cc
air-cooled motorcycle will make it into production towards the end
of 2008.

You have basically the same engine as the YZF-R15 Yamaha on this
motorcycle, but this is more a road-and-track motorcycle than the
YZF, which has racing pretensions even in the 150 cc guise. So what
you have is a motorcycle that will take on the Pulsars directly, and
will tempt the owners of the regular econo-miser 150 cc motorcycles.
The Yamaha FZ will hav a 5-speed gearbox which will put some 16-18
bp on the road – enough to become the performance 150cc king. The
expected price (absolutely unconfirmed, and based on rumors, etc
etc) is Rs 70,000 on-road in Delhi.

One advice: If you can hold on to your motorcycle purchase
decision for a while, do so till you hear about the YZF R15 and the
FZ from Yamaha. They might both be path-breaking motorcycles in
India, and you don't want to feel bad about not buying them. Wait
for a bit, it'll be worth it.

Jokes Collection

2008-06-17T09:25:00.000-07:00

Sam: Would you punish
me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: no, of course not.

Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
(Scott)

What is green and smells?

Hulk's fart.

(Azbar Kahleed)

Why did the elephant
bring toilet paper to a party?

Becase he was a party pooper.
(Briana)

You so short you have to
look up to look down.
(Crystal)

Yo mamma is so fat:

She eats Wheat Thicks.

We're in her right now.

She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her
for a new world.

She lay on the beach and people ran around saying,
"FREE WILLY." (M.P.
Monaghan)

Yo mamma so ugly when she
was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and
your father said, "Yea lets go bury it".
(M. P. Monaghan)

Yo mamma so ugly, she got
arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.
(M. P. Monaghan)

How do you make a
blonde's eyes sparkle?

Shine a torch into her ear...

How can you tell when a
lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why won't sharks attack
lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

What do you have when a
lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Do you know how to save a
drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.

Do you know how to save a
drowning lawyer?

No? Good!

What's the difference
between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

What's the difference
between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Yo mama's so fat she had
her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mama's so fat she
needs a watch on both arms because she covers two
time zones.

Yo mama's so fat she
needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

Yo mama's so fat when she
goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she
gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, she
sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama's so fat, when
she fell in love she broke it.

How many politicians does
it take to change a lightbulb ?

Two. One to change it, and another one to change it
back again.

How many Conservative
economists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

None. The invisible hand does it.

How many economists does
it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. If the light bulb really needed changing,
market forces would have already caused it to
happen.

Have you ever noticed...
anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And
anyone going faster is a maniac.

Sms Collection

2008-06-16T10:10:00.000-07:00

Latest SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Papa bahut sharif he

Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he

Mom: Wo kaise beta
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
to apni ek aankh
bandh kar lete he

Yesterday whole night I was thinking about

Yesterday whole night I was thinking about only U…

Now I am thinking of V.Tonight I will definitely think about
W,X,Y & Z…

Tum khud par hi shak karte ho?

Im lamp U r light

Im coke U r sprite

Im saawan U r baadal

Im normal U r also NORMAL

kya yar!
Tum khud par hi shak karte ho?

Doodh bech K balance daal lena

(_),,~.____

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!,!,!”"^!,!,!”

Gaiya bhej raha hu
Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay
Doodh bech K balance daal lena:p