Not Safe For Watercoolers

Ep 274 - Nether Regions

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Fri, 18 Aug 2023 10:02:00 +0000

Judging by our reputation you can guess whether the show has reached a new low, or if we talked about below-the-belt topics for an extended period of time (or both). Episode 274 is called "Nether Regions".

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Ep 273 - Enshittification

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Thu, 06 Jul 2023 20:02:00 +0000

Shannon's getting hitched, so we talked about that, Fall Out Boy's abomination of a classic, and the decline of Reddit. Episode 273 is called "Enshittification".

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Ep 272 - Robert and James

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:04:00 +0000

Among other things, we talked a little about Kid Rock. In real life his first and middle names are Robert and James. Those are our names too, but just reversed (when you don't do episodes for a long time you get out of practice writing show descriptions).

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Ep 271 - Dopplebangers

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Fri, 03 Feb 2023 14:06:00 +0000

Note: We were too lazy to write a description so AI did it for us.

Host [Name] sits down with [Co-Host] to discuss [Subject]. From [brief description of topic], to [another brief description], this is a conversation that's guaranteed to make you think and maybe even challenge your beliefs.

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Ep 270 - The Lady Butcher

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Fri, 20 Jan 2023 15:04:00 +0000

Shannon announces her new business plan, Alec Baldwin catches a manslaughter charge, Chris Pratt catches some shade, and the guys battle for Dad supremacy.

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Ep 269 - Shotsmas 2022

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Sat, 07 Jan 2023 15:16:00 +0000

Jim, Rob, and Shannon drunkenly endure yet another awkward family holiday gathering whilst stumbling through the best and worst the prior year had to offer. We'll let you guess which list this episode will fall under next year.

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Ep 268 - Rusty and Randy

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Thu, 01 Dec 2022 21:44:00 +0000

Join Jim and Rob for scholarly debate, ribaldry, and a surprisingly healthy dose of estrogen for two middle aged men. We will delve into the debt ceiling, Dolly the Sheep, and the benefits of black tar heroin (looking at you insomniacs). All this and so much more, so cover yourself in glory by way of the blood of your enemies and enjoy the latest installment of NSFWatercoolers.

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Ep 267 - Ear Crystals

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Thu, 22 Sep 2022 09:17:00 +0000

Join Jim, Rob, & Shannon as they navigate current fiscal policy and the impacts of the FEDs decision to increase rates. Then they discuss for 25 minutes whether or not you could grease up a watermelon and fit it up a giraffe's anal cavity (spoiler, you can and it's magnificent). All this and see what it's like when podcasters quietly quit a podcast most are unaware of.

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Ep 266 - So Groovy Now

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Sat, 23 Jul 2022 17:14:00 +0000

Get out your cheat sheets because the chemistry is strange and confusing and Rob jumps back in genitals first. We discuss nuanced geopolitical situation and provide our analysis of both NASDAQ and international market trends plus our needed take on the Doja Cat/Stranger Things kids saga. All this and nothing more on the newest episode of NSFWatercoolers: Download

Ep 265 - Shotsmas 2021

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Wed, 05 Jan 2022 01:36:00 +0000

Join Jim, Shannon (for a while), Dan & Mandy from the Firnecast and Mike from WFOD, as well as special guest Lisa for Shotsmas... There's alot of show so don't waste your time reading this crap.

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Ep 264 - High Ground

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Wed, 01 Sep 2021 23:50:00 +0000

Join Jim and Shannon for a scintillating summer recap. Then we'll stare into the abyss until it begins to stare back and then, *BOOM* the podcast is over. What are we talking at 1.5 speed maybe 25 minutes, get it together people and prioritize. So sit back, get branded, and enjoy the latest installment of the NSFWatercooelrs podcast.

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Ep 263 - Mayor of Stinktown

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Wed, 12 May 2021 00:45:00 +0000

Join Jim and Matt as they shout down their better angels and continue this charade known as the NSFWatercoolers show. When will they get their comeuppance? Where is their karmic retribution? If these are questions you're asking you clearly haven't seen photos of these two, god did her damage long ago.

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Ep 262 - Spitting Venom

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Fri, 16 Apr 2021 00:53:00 +0000

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon <insert clever text>. <This portion is reserved for trying too hard or being too obscure>. <Self deprecating joke here>. So sit back and relax and enjoy.

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Ep 261 - Diminished Capacity

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:08:00 +0000

Join Jim and Shannon in a rudderless mess of a show. They discuss Shannon's plans of abandoning the show to her burgeoning Twitch career and Jim has a mattress meltdown. Doesn't sound like your cup of tea? Well then join 99.99999% of humanity that agrees with you and ignore the existence of this podcast.

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Ep 260 - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Capital

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Fri, 19 Feb 2021 01:16:00 +0000

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as they discuss a wide ranging variety of topics. All FBI Agents listening you'll find a fun Easter egg around the 33 minute mark when one of the hosts hints at having been part of the 'patriots' in DC on the 6th. Enjoy you filthy animals.

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Ep 259 - Shotsmas IX

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Thu, 24 Dec 2020 20:26:00 +0000

Join Jim, Matt, Shannon, Dan ( Firnecast ) & Mandy (Firnecast ), Travis ( WFOD ) & Drunk ( WFOD ) all gets down Shotsmas style. So if you're one of those cafeteria coolerheads that only listens at Christmas and Easter you're in luck. So get down to teet level and shove your snoot on in and feast on the grotesquery that is our requiem to 2020.

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Ep 248 - Well Trodden

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Fri, 04 Dec 2020 22:46:00 +0000

Jim and Matt have a chat that ain't whack.

Their japes are inane.

They lust after fame.

But all is well in Beantown.

We lost a little steam there. But it's a show and you aren't reading this anyway.

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Ep 257 - We Talk, You Listen

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Sat, 28 Nov 2020 03:13:00 +0000

In classic NSFWatercoolers fashion we only remembered that we didn't upload this when we recorded a new episode. So guess what, I don't know what we talked about. But boy did we talk about whatever that was and it was funny.... let me tell you, enjoy.

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Ep 256 - The 256th One

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Thu, 12 Nov 2020 01:42:00 +0000

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon way back in time before the election or the super spreader event known as Halloween. It'll be like it's on a wax cylinder or something it's so out of date. Enjoy:

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Ep 255 - We Are Are We

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Tue, 13 Oct 2020 00:30:00 +0000

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as we delve deep into Matt's colon, and additionally as a change of pace there are amusing anecdotes as well. Things go from the stink to the pink as we allow ourselves an extra libation during a rare weekend record. So enjoy whatever is intelligible, most likely not much beyond the forty five minute point, in the newest episode of NSFWatercoolers.

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Ep 254 - Loud Boys & Girl

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Fri, 02 Oct 2020 23:35:00 +0000

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon, the titular (stifle giggles) Loud crew. We espouse our feelings about who really built this country (chihuahua breeders) and beliefs about traditional gender roles (amazingly enough still has a lot to do with chihuahua breeders). So buckle up you based cucks because we're telling it like it is from the point of view of the most discriminated against group of people known to man, middle aged cis-gendered caucasians.

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Ep 253 - Ayo Bruh

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Mon, 21 Sep 2020 01:34:00 +0000

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon for an introspective journey into the fragility of modern mans plight and how modernity has grafted itself onto the very fabric of our metaphysical selves. Or a bunch of talking over each other and fart jokes. Honestly would you want that kind of whining from such privileged cis gendered middle aged feel good junkies? I thought not, anyway the podcast is here, so here it is.

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Ep 252 - This Is Fine

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Fri, 24 Jul 2020 00:48:00 +0000

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon for the most riveting hour of entertainment that can be offered by three developmentally arrested individuals that have never scored above 80 on an online I.Q. test. So suffice to say if you are looking for a deep and introspective look at what is happening in the failed state this week, this ain't it.
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Ep 251 - Matt Has The Covids

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Wed, 06 May 2020 00:33:00 +0000

On this episode of NSFWatercoolers Matt tells us about the ins and outs of getting tested for the novel corona virus. Shannon spills the tea about her strange addiction and Jim talks about his new piss fetish all this, and just this, it's really all we had time for.
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Ep 250 - Conscientious Uncoupling

@nsfwatercoolers (@nsfwatercoolers) — Sat, 18 Apr 2020 23:17:00 +0000

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon for our 250th episode extravaganza. It's all the fun and excitement of a normal episode but with an emphasis on numbers (disclaimer, no episode numbers are referenced during the show). Be forewarned there is much Animal Crossing talk, but as it is our new religion we are merely proselytizing, which knocks a few bucks off of our bill from Tom Nook. All this and nothing more on the newest episode of NSFWatercoolers.
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