The Furobiker

Google Wave is a waste !!

2009-11-16T23:20:00.004+05:30

After much fanfare and lot of begging, pleading, threatening, and blackmailing, The Furobiker got a Google Wave invite! I used it for about half an hour, checking all the geeky nerdy websites, and for what all it can be used. My final verdict - Its waste!

I mean unless you have to collaborate with people sitting 7 samundar paar, or you are soo lazy to play sudoku alone, you can use google wave and its sudoku and other apps. It is basically a big chat window, where many people can lazily chat with each other at their own convenient times and inserting whatever apps, video, yes/no questions or whatever in it! I am just wondering why the hell was so much craze and fanfare among people for this?

Anyways one good feature can be termed as "beware!!" feature in Google Wave. If two people are sending each other a wave, Person 2 can real-time character by character read what person 1 is typing! So if you are a patni ka sataya hua pati or girlfriend ka sataya hua boyfriend who vents out his frustration by typing abuses in the chat window but deletes before pressing enter (zindagi kisse pyari nahi hoti bhayya? - who doesn't fear for his life?!). Your game is over now. Buuuhuuuhuuu :(

Anyways if you belong to the rare well read - pade likhe log, here is this site which supposidly is Google Wave 101 guide. If you find a single good reason for me to use google wave, do let me know.

Like they taught us to end letters in school -

Thanking you, Yours Faithfully, Yours sincerely, Yours Truly
The Furobiker

The Furobiker Review Contest

2009-11-14T16:05:00.000+05:30

As most of you will be knowing i have been in the blog / websites world for the past 6 years. (yeah i used to write on Geocities 2 years before i opened up this place called The Furobiker) Along with that i do my bit in the search engine optimization stuff as well. So combining both of these things i am presenting for you all a small contest here. First of all the main part of this post. The prize of the contest!

There is only one prize which is Rs 2500 (apprx USD 50) Google Adwords coupon.

Have you seen some ads on the right hand side and the top of Google search results. You can use this Google Adwords coupon to create your account and display your ads over there. Or display your blog ads on various websites that use google adsense. In short lots of free money to publicize your blog.

What will you have to do for it? Write a simple short post of 50 words (minimum) reviewing my blog. You are free to bash, insult, praise, tear apart or do anything in that review. Full honest review along with a link to my blog.

The purpose of this contest? Fairly simple. I already have an google Adwords account so cant use this coupon. So thought why not have some honest opinions (and free publicity ofcourse) for my blog while someone else makes a better use of this coupon!

So dont hesitate people, try your luck, and write a small simple review about my blog and send across the link of your post to abby@thefurobiker.com . The contest is open only till 25th November!

Any questions/Queries are always welcome.

Children's Day - 14 November!!

2009-11-13T22:52:00.000+05:30

Happy Children's day to all kids out there :D

Chacha nehru .. zindabad!!

Kya aap chashmish hain?

2009-11-11T23:40:00.000+05:30

A friend of mine recently got specs. And he thinks he became God in the world of chashmish people by wearing them for 2 weeks? I saw his specs and asked do you have cylindrical number

Friend: This specs does not have a cylindrical number.
ME: Bacche tu pichle 5 din se chashma laga raha hai aur main pichle 20 saal se!!

And that was the What the FCUK! moment of the day. I mean considering the fact that i am just 23, having a 20 years experience in wearing chashme is really a big deal. Feels like eternity since i have been wearing them! Phew. And these new arrivals on the chashma team are teaching me !! :O :O

I was going through an old childhood album of mine some days back and i could not find a single fotograph where i am not wearing glasses! Even where i am sleeping i am wearing them! I think i used to believe in the story that you get clear and high quality dreams if you are wearing a chashma! Phew!

$8 Prescription Zenni Glasses

Anyways i know i am not able to post frequently here. Blame the firangis!! Why do we have to work till they get up in the morning? Why cant they get up couple of hours early? By the way before i forget to tell you people about it, i got promoted.

I always had the dream of sitting in a cabin with my foot on the table,ordering people to bring me tea ( i dont like office coffee), chatting on yahoo chatrooms whole day but alas!! But since i got promoted i am spending atleast a couple of extra hours everyday in the office. Life sucks..as always

By the way, continuing on the chashma topic, the biggest downside of wearing glasses is that you can not wear Goggle-shoggle sharukh eshtyle or Goa eshtyle (holiday fun eyeglasses). So does any of my readers is a chashmish?

Do share your views about the chashmish people / or your experiences of being a chashmish!!

Where is the education system of this country going?

2009-11-07T12:08:00.000+05:30

Being another MBA aspirant, i was searching for one of the topmost college for MBA in India. Faculty of Management Studies - Delhi. And what did i get in return? Official FMS site offering Viagra?

Check out the first link in the screenshot below

Click here to check out the google search i did. The results may change if someone notifies the FMS webmaster, so i took a screenshot for the records! It seriously comes as a rude shock when you are in a full mood to study early morning and get to see such disgusting things! I think FMS needs to take more care of its website in this Web 3.0 era atleast!!

I HAVE SEEN GOD, HE BATS AT NO.4 FOR INDIA

2009-11-06T00:08:00.000+05:30

I am really in awe of Sachin's innings today! Just posting an email i recieved about him!

Hashim Amla:
"Nothing bad can happen to us if we're on a plane in India with Sachin
Tendulkar on it."
Hashim Amla, the South African batsman, reassures himself as he boards a
flight

Yaseer Hameed:
"Sometimes you get so engrossed in watching batsmen like Rahul Dravid and
Sachin Tendulkar that you lose focus on your job."

"To Sachin, the man we all want to be"
- What Andrew Symonds wrote on an aussie t-shirt he autographed specially
for Sachin

BBC on Sachin:
Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there
is something we don't know, something beyond scientific measure. Something
that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even
those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When
he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their
lives "

"But the finest compliment must be that bookmakers would not fix the odds -
or a game - until Tendulkar was out."

"Tuzhe pata hai tune kiska catch chhoda hai?" Wasim Akram to Abdul Razzaq
when the latter dropped Sachin's catch.

Brian Charles Lara:
"Sachin is a genius. I'm a mere mortal."

Mark Taylor:
"We did not lose to a team called India...we lost to a man called Sachin" -
Mark Taylor, during the test match in Chennai (1997)

M. L. Jaisimha:
"The more I see of him the more confused I'm getting to which is his best
knock."

Glenn McGrath:
"The joy he brings to the millions of his countrymen, the grace with which
he handles all the adulation and the expectations and his innate humility -
all make for a one-in-a-billion individual,"

Anjali
"I can be hundred per cent sure that Sachin will not play for a minute
longer when he is not enjoying himself. He is still so eager to go out
there and play. He will play as long as he feels he can play,"

Matt HAYDEN:
"I HAVE SEEN GOD, HE BATS AT NO.4 FOR INDIA"

"Even my father's name is Sachin Tendulkar."
-- Tendulkar's daughter, Sara, tells her class her father's name after the
teacher informs them of a restaurant of the same name in Mumbai

KUMBLE:
"I am fortunate that I've to bowl at him only in the nets!"

Shahrukh (quoting Shahrukh from an interview)
"Que: Who do you think as most important celebrity ?
Shahrukh: There was a big party where stars from bollywood and cricket were
invited. Suddenly, there was a big noise, all wanted to see approaching Amitabh Bachhan.
Then Sachin entered the hall and Amitabh was leading the queue to get a grab of the GENIUS!!"

Navjot Singh Sidhu:
"India me aap PrimeMinister ko ek Baar Katghare me khada kar sakte hain..Par
Sachin Tendulkar par Ungli nahi utha Sakte.."

Waqar Younis
"He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also."

A banner once said-' I WILL SEE GOD WHEN I DIE BUT TILL THEN I WILL SEE
SACHIN ' that quiet defines Sachin-The greatest.

Allan Donald:
"Sachin Tendulkar has often reminded me of a veteran army colonel who has
many medals on his chest to show how he has conquered bowlers all over the
world"

And i remember reading in one of Allan Donald's interview.
This interview was in Cricket Talk 7-8 yrs ago.

"I was bowling to Sachin and he hit me for two fours in a row. One from
point and the other in between point and gully. That was the last two balls of the over and the
over after that we (SA) took a wicket and during the group meeting i told Jonty (Rhodes) to
be alert and i know a way to pin Sachin. And i delivered the first ball of my next over
and it was a fuller length delevery outside offstump. And i shouted catch. To my
astonishment the ball was hit to the cover boundary. Such was the brilliance of Sachin.
His reflex time is the best I have ever seen. Its like 1/20th of a sec.
To get his wicket better not prepare. Atleast u wont regret if he hits you for boundaries."

Peter Rebouck, Aussie journalist
"On a train from Shimla to Delhi, there was a halt in one of the stations.
The train stopped by for few minutes as usual. Sachin was nearing century, batting on 98. The passengers, railway officials, everyone on the train waited for Sachin to complete the century.
This Genius can stop time in India!!"

NKP Salve, former Union Minister (This was when he was accused of ball tempering)
"Sachin cannot cheat. He is to cricket what (Mahatma) Gandhiji was to
politics. It's clear discrimination. "

Andy Flower:
"There are 2 kind of batsmen in the world. One Sachin Tendulkar. Two all the
others."

Continuing from the previous post

2009-11-05T18:28:00.000+05:30

.. where i talk about me getting fat. Someone sent me a nice link, which exactly suits my situation and frame of mind right now!

...and that is my story and i am sticking to it!!

Daud Daud .. Dilli .. Daud Daud

2009-11-03T18:09:00.000+05:30

Yes!!! I completed the Great Delhi Run of 7 kms in 45 minutes!

If you ask me how was the experience of running in the marathon. I would just say - Super-fantabulous!! Atleast 20,000 people must have been there running .. running for almost nothing but the spirit of running. There were a few groups from child right supporters to non-profit organizations who were there to publicize themselves but the rest of the Delhi junta was just running, walking, cheering each other !

Suddenly around the 4 KM mark, i saw a couple of guys standing on the side of the road and clapping and cheering "Cmmon.. you can do it" Their cheering was loud enough for me to stop and turn back and see.. An old uncle.. must be 80+ was running in the the Great Delhi Run! There was a different track of 3 kms for senior citizens, but then this is what we call the spirit of Dil-li..

Ab dilli mein koi itna bada event ho aur usme maal na ho? One famous dance choreographer's group of about 200 was there which had more than 50% females! (shhhh.. i was not allowed to see any of them :( )

I have always wondered about this problem! I mean if you make a smiley inside brackets, then how the hell do you close the brackets without making a weirdo smiley! Now see for yourself, what i made as a sad smiley and then closed the brackets, is looking as my own portrait with my mouth full open like an alligator to gobble up something to eat! :( I am sure Rakheeje must be having a problem to this solution.. i mean whatever...

Finally i have decided, it doesn't hurt if you do not look like a bit starved and not "khaate peete ghar da munda".. So the target for next 3 months is .. Loosing 50 pounds!! I know that sounds a bit realistic but then one day Rakheejee also said "main kitni khoobsurat lagti hun" .. But seriously, i think i need to cut down atleast 50 - 60 pounds if i want to take part in the 21 km run and finish it in decent time! Any suggestions people?

Airtel Delhi Half Marathon

2009-10-29T22:44:00.000+05:30

I am running in Airtel Delhi Half Marathon this Sunday! Anyone joining? Lets have a marathon bloggers meet?

I know, I know, those of you who personally know me would think, How would this 200 pound gorilla run such a long distance. But ye wada raha mere dost, i would cover the entire distance in under 60 minutes! Which ofcourse is inclusive of food breaks, pee breaks, and staring at girls break.. Actually i can do that while running also, so the time limit is 55 minutes now!

I am a bit too much busy with life right now. So longer update blog posts will have to wait for a week! TaTa!

Sidwa Jaag Gaya

2009-10-26T06:38:00.000+05:30

Got the joke? No? Dumbass!

When someone says Sidwa Jaag Gaya.. means they have watched Wake up Sid! I was so mesmerized by the song Iktara from the movie that i posted it on my blog as son as i came back! Overall i would give 4.86 stars out of 5. I would have given it all 5 stars if they had taken a better looking female instead of Konkana. I mean i like her acting too much but from the recent trend of skin show on the movies, my subconscious mind has higher expectations! ( am i talking like your boss? Oh m sorry, you are free to throw shoes on me!)

Disclaimer: If you did not like this movie, i am not talking to you ever!

The movie was about a guy who thinks the only purpose of his parent's action 23 years 9 months back was to make someone who can spend all their money. And finally when one fine day they stop him from spending their money, only then he becomes curious about the real reason for his conception. On deep digging, he is told by his mother that the real purpose of making him was that his dad wanted to become a child fotographer! Understood? Or you would tag it like most of my friend's relationship status. "Complicated!!"

Jokes apart.. I just looved the movie. The movie had humor, entertainment, sentiments, and most of all .. It shows that no matter if you are on the top of the pyramid or the bottom, it just takes a small effort and some guts to achieve your dreams. All you need is perseverance and luck. Don't worry, everyone can make money, but the real fun of life is making money while doing what you love!

The best quote from the movie

Ranbeer: Are you a writer?
Konkana: Nahi, main writer nahi hoon, but one day, I will be!

Girls: Stop drooling on my blog.. chi chi

Iktara - Wake up sid

2009-10-24T18:59:00.000+05:30

So this is the song of the week!! Enjoy the video !! (scroll down for lyrics)

O re manwa tu to bawra hai
Tu hi jaane tu kya sochta hai
Tu hi jaane tu kya sochta hai
Baware

Kyun dikhaye sapne tu sote jaagte
Jo barsein sapne boond boond
Nainon ko moond moond
Nainon ko moond moond
Jo barsein sapne boond boond
Nainon ko moond moond
Kaise main chaloon
Dekh na sakoon
Anjaane raaste

Goonja sa hai koi ektara iktara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara iktara

Goonja sa hai koi ektara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara iktara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara iktara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara

Sun rahi hoon sudhbudh kho ke
Koi main kahani
Puri kahani hai kya kisi hai pata
Main to kisiki ho ke yeh bhi na jaani
Ruth hai yeh do pal ki ya rahegi sada
Kise hai pata
kise hai pata

Jo barsein sapne boond boond
Nainon ko moond moond
Nainon ko moond moond
Jo barsein sapne boond boond
Nainon ko moond moond
Kaise main chaloon
Dekh na sakoon
Anjaane raaste

Goonja sa hai koi ektara iktara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara iktara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara iktara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara iktara
Goonja sa hai koi ektara

Jackwa aur Jilwa

2009-10-21T15:21:00.000+05:30

I just loved this spoofed up version of Jack and Jill created by Raju Srivastav on Bigg Boss 3 !!

Jackwa aur Jillwa,

Chade upar hillwa,
Jackwa aur Jillwa

Paniya bharan ke waaste,
ho ho paniya bharan ke waaste,
Jackwa aur Jillwa

Jackwa gir gaya,
Sirwa phoot gaya,
Jillwa gayi ulat pulat, saare raaste

Jackwa aur Jillwa

Chade upar hillwa,

Jackwa aur Jillwa

Thats me on TV !!

2009-10-19T18:46:00.000+05:30

As you all know that the world is gripped in the claws of recession , and Elesh Parujanwala is cooking breakfast (omlette and bread) for Rakhee Sawant. Sorry but that is not the point of this post!

Everyone around you is adopting cost cutting measures. Who am i to defy the public opinion, so this Friday i decided to watch a movie as the rates are cheaper on weekday mornings! (Atleast hamare zamane mein to weekend Saturday + Sunday hota tha.. who the hell would know that morning movies are massively discounted only on Mon-Thu!!) But anyways, i decided to watch Blue Film along with friends this Friday morning. Ah! Before you start thinking.. Let me rephrase. I watched the movie "BLUE" starring Katreena kaif, Lara Dutta and some other random people"

Katreena was looking awesomely sexy with her ear accessory on her lower lips. whatever you call it! And i can just say one line about Lara Dutta.. "khandar ko dekh kar lagta hai imarat kaafi katto rahi hogi!!" (You can infer from the ruins that the building must have been super sexy!)

Movie was overall not so good a movie but the best part of the movie came after it got over! (Please read the following paragraph slowly imagining each and every line in your head)
As i walked towards the door ... with hundreds of people following me.. Suddenly the door was opened by someone blinding everyone ..because of the harsh sunlight .. and in just few seconds as soon as i got acquainted to the sunlight..., a second powerful light blinded me.. The light of the paparazi of India! Atleast 7 news channels were standing outside waiting for me to come out and provide the first review of the movie to the whole world!!!

Ok so you got it.. There were plenty of news channels standing outside to grab the views of people about the movie.. And being the self proclaimed leader and savior of this world and Rakheejee i dedicatedly gave interviews to all. Even those channels who already got some footage of crowd shouting, i went ahead and gave them jabardasti interviews. You see.. i am not one of those high nosed celebrities (I can hear you shouting the obvious question.. Who the fcuk said that you are a celebrity!)

I really could empathize with Rakheejee for giving such hilarious (atleast she thinks that those are hilarious answers!) to the camera people asking such randomly weird questions! And on the top those news reporters were not even half as sexy as they show on BBC and Fashion TV!!

Anyhow those were my 15 seconds of fame.. and why are u wasting time sitting in front of your machine reading this crap blog! Go and watch TeeeVeeeeeee and if your stars are bright you may see me jumping like a fool in front of the camera...

Diwali Greetings!!

2009-10-16T17:50:00.000+05:30

Have a very very happy, safe and prosperous Diwali.!!

Twitter - Bharti Airtel deal

2009-10-15T10:38:00.000+05:30

As reported by Techcrunch, finally there is a deal between Twitter and Airtel.

The deal allows for Bharti Airtel subscribers to receive tweets via SMS for free and send them for the standard text messaging rate. This may seem like not a big deal, but the reason Twitter had to keep shutting down SMS service in many countries last year was that the carriers were insisting Twitter pay them high fees to make up for all the tweets being received over SMS for free by users. Twitter has clearly started striking deals that both the service and the carriers can agree on now.

And SMS in India is very important, not only because of the country’s 1 billion residents (over 100 million of which are on Bharti Airtel), but also because many in India don’t have access to high speed Internet (nor do most of them have iPhones with cheap all-you-can-eat data plans). This is the reason that Facebook decided to first test its Facebook Lite project in India. But SMS is a bridge that many more people can go across in places like India to access Twitter easily.

And i got this message on twitter as soon as i logged in

Twitter - Bharti Airtel Deal

Finally big companies recognizing the power of the great Indian Population!

The one where abby gets nostalgic

2009-10-14T12:38:00.000+05:30

Venue: Barista Washroom
Time: Time to pee

I was busy with errr..my stuff in the washroom, where three guys were standing, adjusting their super cool hairstyle and talking. (Ok, i wont make fun of them as it seemed they came for job interview in some company and hence wanted to look their best). Guy 1 had apparently done with his interview and was tipping the other 2 guys about the interview procedure.

Guy 2: (with a shiver in his voice) Are these guys asking about college grades (CGPA) also?
Guy 1: (seemed like a topper, oiled hair and a big specs on his nose) Yeah, ofcourse. Or else how would they know how much you learnt at college (dekha!! mera shak yakeen mein badal gaya, only toppers utter such motherly sentences)
Guy 2: Shit man! You know i was sick (or something equally crappy) in the first semester of college and had low grades. I hope they dont give too much stress on that
Guy 1: Baaki sab semesters mein to theek grade hain na?
Guy 2: Haan just in the first semester i had 7 point something. In rest all i have 8.5 +
( my jaw dropped till it was just half a centimeter above the pot! These freaking guys are nerds, geniuses, maggus or what???!)

And on the top of it, Guy 1 says : I hope they dont look at your semester 1 grades. You should have got at least one 9 point something to cover up the goof up in first semester!! (WTF!! WTF WTF !!)

Guy 3 who was just standing without interrupting their conversation spoke for the first time now

Guy 3: Bhaad mein jao saalon! Poori zindagi padte rehna aur rote rehna. I never ever got above 6.5 in a single semester, and here look at my appointment letter!

Silence!

Guy 1 and Guy 2 went out mumbling something and i remembered something from the final year of my college.

....I insulted two toppers in the same way in a same washroom situation 3 years back.. Good old days!!....

Do cameramen like watching people eat?

2009-10-11T00:02:00.000+05:30

Finally after a week, the video recording guys delivered the DVD of the function. I must say i liked the editing, mixing and the special effects they added to the videos! (For the special effects part.. i am looking thin!! and errr.. not sooo drunk in most part of the video! )

I think the camera people have special affinity to shoot people while they are eating! And i loved watching people holding plates full of every thing they could find around and that was eatable, and still they were looking here and there as if they are holding it while the other person went to attend the nature's call!! Ofcourse this was just to show on camera that they do not eat so much!

Bhai sahab ( and in most of the cases behanji, your size shows that the plate belonged to you!) And please do not forget that only for today we are hosts, rest of the times we are guests like you! :D :D A recent survey showed that about 93% of our punjabi junta goes to wedding so that they do not have to cook at home and can try different dishes at the same place.. The price is fixed of course (which you pay in a small golden envelope making small small hearts outside ;) )

By the way, i am enjoying an extended weekend this week, and next Friday is an off too! (Choti diwali you see!) This is the benefit of recession, companies start giving holidays even if your neighbors dog is sneezing! So this is another 3 day working week for me! I am loving it!!

TGIF - Thank God its Friday

2009-10-09T16:44:00.000+05:30

There is no reason for this post! I do not have anything to write even. It is just that i saw this beautiful flower on a website so thought of posting it here.

Have a Great Weekend!

And thank you all for the wishes on the previous post!

Aaj mere maa baap ki shaadi hai !!

2009-10-07T12:30:00.000+05:30

When i heard this song for the first time, i was like totally in love with it. I have no clue why..Ok i know this is a cheap remix of aj mere yaar ki shaadi hai .. but you should know whose blog you are reading :)

Finally i got a reason to sing this song after so many years.Yes, this sunday it was my Mom and Dad's silver jubilee Marriage Anniversary!!! The celebrations went on in three phases:

Round 1
Had to wake up at 7am! There was a havan at home. Our family punditjee came to perform the havan. (If you guys can have family doctors, why cant i have a family pundit? ). The havan ceremony was cool with me half asleep and smoke all around! Phew. Attended by only 5 members in my home. (Who the hell would come from outside to attend a havan at 7 am? Yeah, laziness runs in the genes!)

Round 2
Finally the lazy close relatives woke up and reached my home by lunch. The lunch party was for the closest relatives (mamas, massis, chachas and buas and their families). It continued till late afternoon, post which all the male members ran out of home to some or the other work! And the female members organized a ladies sangeet function.. Singing all sasural genda fool type of songs ( i seriously never heard a single song which they sang ever before! ) (and what was i doing there? I was the official fotographer :D )

Round 3
Everyone vanished from home! Females stocked up to the parlor to get ready (seriously? they din learn how to get ready till now? In so many years?) anyways.. It was a punjabi function, so we did not expect any guests till over 1.5 hours of the time on invitations! Anyways my mom is the most punctual of all family members. She reached the venue only 1 hour late than the decided time! And i reached the venue 2 hours late! (ok, dont give me dirty stares! I was the official bar-tender for the evening! Hic!)

The party was ekdum dhinchak... with only close people invited ( i never knew i had over 150 close people?)
The main items of the evening were
1) Cake in the shape of 25
2) Champagne flying ceremony (obviously by the official bar-tender)
3) Jaimala ceremony
4) Ring exchange ceremony - I tried a lot that my dad should propose my mom.. but guess he was shy :D ..

The DJ was awesome.. he started "Tujhe doohla kinne banaya bhootni ke" song as soon as my dad came on the stage! The tempo on the DJ rose from there and didn't come down till the next 2-3 hours till he finally played "jab koi baat bigad jaaye.." song (my mom and dad practiced the couple dance only on this song! So they din do it on any other slow song :D )The party was awesome! Had some nice fun and a lot of you know bar-tender stuff :D .. and yeah.. a lot of memories to cherish !

This was the reason why i was busy over past so many days! And a hearty thanks to my sis and massi to force me to do preparations for the party.. otherwise you know.. laziness runs in the genes :D

Are kids prostitutes and their parents pimps???

2009-10-05T22:58:00.002+05:30

Oh yes i am talking about the show where Rakhee Sawant and some other celeb couples try their hands on someone else's babies! The show with the name of Pati patni and woh!

I thought child labor was banned in this country, but now i am thinking if that law does not apply to kids below the age of 2 ??? Heavens forbid, if any of the celebs mishandle the kids, so what reply will the parents give when the kid grows up? I gave you on rent for 10,000Rs a day ?

Sometimes i really get amazed by the speed at which this world is changing.. Don't the so called real parents of these kids have any heart?

And seeing most of the kiddo faced celebs, only one thing comes into my mind.. "Ye log apni potty to theek se dho nahi paate honge abhi tak.. in baccho ki kya khaak dhoyenge!!!"

Are all Teachers hypocrites?

2009-10-03T09:30:00.002+05:30

Atleast i believe so! Just wanted to know your opinion!

I mean you all must be remembering the strict attendance rules in your colleges. If you don't have 75%(90% in some cases) attendance, you will loose 5% of your marks, or worse if you are a student of Banaras Hindu University, you will have to loose one year and study the full year again! Oh yes, this happened to a lot of people i know. And when those poor kids begged in front of teachers to give one or two attendance so that they can achieve their 75% target limit, the teachers used to shoo them off!

But this news made me so happy, i cant tell you! (click here)

Go you blood suckers! You Loose!

PS: For additional reading, go to Abi's blog. He is a super senior from my alma matter. The post is from a teachers perspective, but i loved some of the comments!

Edited to add - I called them hypocrites because they as students to attend all the stupid classes, but when government asks them to do 40 hours a week, they start crying that they wont be able to do research and blah blah! Not Fair!

Jab google ne Gandhi ko salami di

2009-10-02T17:32:00.001+05:30

Gandhi Logo on Google Homepage

To hamari kya aukat hai ki hum na dein! ..

Happy Birthday Gandhi Ji (Bapu)

This is my favorite of Gandhi thoughts ... Respect Humanity!!

Screw you Pakistani team.. for loosing to Australia

2009-09-30T20:56:00.001+05:30

This was the first and last time in the history of the universe that Whole India was cheering for Pakistan to win! And that too in a cricket match!!

But then when you know that India is a much much strong team as compared to you, why would you even try to win? Just post a crappy score of 205 and then go to hell!

Screw you pakistani team! In my life i never heard people getting Hit Wicket out on wide balls!

The result - Pakistan Lost .. As usual!
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Dunia mein 12 type ki ladkiyan hoti hain

2009-09-29T16:15:00.001+05:30

... har Rashee ki ek ...

Aur main sochta tha sirf 2 type ki hi hoti hain? Patao-able and Non-Patao-able !! Anyways needless to say i watched "Whats your Rashee" over the weekend. My honest one line reaction as soon as i came out of the hall was (please excuse me for the language) "Kya chutiyaaap hai ye?"

Seriously man!! This was the first time i left the hell (yeah the hall seemed like hell to me, because of the movie ofcourse!!) before completing the movie. I admit that there have been some movies in which i got so bored that i slept through the movie, but never ever in my life i was so annoyed of the movie that i walked out of it!

Ok! The movie could have been better (mind you i am not saying good!) if there were only 1 or 2 songs instead of 13 songs!! The movie was fine in the first 50 minutes, but then everything was so repetitive! It was very obvious that a weird girl with some weird reason will meet Harman, they will talk for few minutes with a song in between, then the girl will say some weird thing forcing Harmun not to marry her and go and meet the other! Damn! This was certainly not expected from you Mr Aushotosh Lagaan-wala Govarikar!

The biggest problem with the movie? It wasn't fcuking getting over!! Damn! Who has the time to watch such long movies these days?

A really really avoidable movie i must say. If i had to give this movie some stars as they give in the end of every movie review, i will give it fcuking MINUS 5000 stars !!

PS: If you are a die hard Priyanka fan, then please avoid this movie, as she is looking awful in 2 rashee roles. And will force you to believe that all her charm over the years was built using makeup and nothing else!

Happy Dusshera

2009-09-27T22:35:00.000+05:30

From
The Furobiker and The Ravan ...

These are the pics i took while going towards Rajouri Garden today. There is a big big market for Ravans on the way. Every year i see hundreds of Ravan heads lying on the road, (they are all empty from inside :D ) its just that the freaky part in me today decided to take a snap with them.

Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?

Wishing you all a very Happy Dusshera. :)