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noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:28:00 +0000

AYBABTU

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:40:00 +0000

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More Pearls Of Wisdom From The Mind Of Steven Wright

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 30 May 2009 23:45:00 +0000

* I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
* Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
* Half the people you know are below average.
* 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
* 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
* If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
* All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
* I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
* OK, so what's the speed of dark?
* How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
* If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
* Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
* When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
* Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
* I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your
horn louder."
* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
* The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the
bread.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
* The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
* The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be
on it.
* Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Slackers

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 30 May 2009 14:12:00 +0000

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO walks up the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He's the pizza delivery guy."

Why Engineers Don't Write Cookbooks

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 30 May 2009 02:20:00 +0000

Chocolate Chip Cookies

1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4.) 236 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein ovoids
9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
10.) 236 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall
heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients
one, two and three with constant agitation.

In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating
at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the
mixture is homogenous.

To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes
of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1.

Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant
agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control
any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture
piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm).

Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with
Frank &Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or
until golden brown.

Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat- transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

Exams WIN

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:38:00 +0000

My assumption is that I will not fail any exam. It's quite an ambitious thought but it might become real. Well, anyway..

(random WIN)

Fight

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Tue, 26 May 2009 01:43:00 +0000

YOU WILL

CLICK ME

Exams

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Tue, 26 May 2009 00:50:00 +0000

I have an exam in 12 hours and I haven't studied at all. It's time to look for exam TIPS:

How will my subjects be examined?

Find out as much as you can about the format and content of your exams and how they will be assessed. It's important to know what is required from you so there are no nasty shocks on the day.

---- As far as I know it's going to be a multiple choice exam, i guess it has like 25 questions, +4 for a correct answer -1 for a wrong one. That's basically -5 out of 100 for every wrong answer. (yes, you can get -25)

Where do I look for information about my exams?

blabla
--- Haven't looked for info.

How can I compile the information I have gathered about my exams?

Pull all the information together to build up a table of what you are required to do, as a reference guide. Choose a format that makes sense to you.
--- Nooope, haven't done this either.

How do I plan my programme of preparation and revision?

Make a revision programme in the format that most suits you:
* Don't just read stuff through – do something with it! For example highlight, make bullet pointed lists, matching pairs. --- i read stuff through, takes less time you know?!
* large wallchart calendar --- useless
* week by week timetable or diary --- i reckon hour by hour would be better
* personal organiser or palmtop --- why?
* computer --- sure, for youtube, forums, messenger, games and blogging

Which is the best way to revise?

Everyone is different - we all work at our best in different ways and at different times.
--- i agree. i usually work at my best when i don't work at all.

One day before the examination

Before each exam, make sure you:

get enough rest and sleep --- 3 hours of sleep are more than enough
active brains need a balanced diet - eat sensibly, don't skip meals or make do with snacks --- mars and coke for the win
check on the starting time and allow plenty of time to get there --- HA. I've done that. Take that EXAM !
check that you have everything you need. Make yourself a checklist. --- all i need is a pen. i'll surely make a checklist

In the exam

Everyone gets nervous in exams. blabla --- nope, i don't get nervous in exams, i'm really chill. especially when i don't know anything.

Automata

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:58:00 +0000

Now use that fancy algorithm to create a pattern from this DFA.

Normal distribution

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sun, 17 May 2009 14:07:00 +0000

Bad quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 16 May 2009 02:33:00 +0000

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car
crash? He's all right now.

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle
when he fell into the sink.

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I
want a new apartment."

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam".

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
would kill you? A pool table.

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
thermometer? The taste.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.

Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from
the noise.

Cats

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:54:00 +0000

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

-- Jay Leno

What have I learned tonight ?

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Wed, 13 May 2009 00:39:00 +0000

I found out that a distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable.
Ok, actually i should have read like 4 lecture notes but how .. how can i learn when there's always some distraction. I fucking discovered a lot of songs these days. Here's one:

I can't concentrate at all. I always have to listen to `that` song [or the other one], then i go out cos it's too early to study, then i get back home and i find other stuff to do: i start posting on some forums while listening to `that` song again and again then i surely have to talk to my mates on messenger. of course i look at the watch and i realize that another day has passed and i haven't studied at all and my first exam is in like 8 days or smt. so i grab my notes and start reading. soon i realize that i forgot to play that song i really like , u know , `that` one.
Then my mind flies away and i end up writing on the blog and discussing about :
- the mine fire in central Pennsylvania
- a big hole somewhere which has been burning for 38 years
- huffman trees
- origin and meaning of smill (=amazing)
- kbps
- the european parliamentary election and the polling station
- Lost
- some lecturer at georgia uni shot himself after killing 3 other persons
- energy and red bull
- resolutions and video compression
- encyclopedia dramatica needs donations
- mihalache
- orange juice and yogurt mix
- how does a lift work - find out NOW http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_does_a_lift_work
- and some really sick stuff .. wtf ?!

Enjoy

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:53:00 +0000

It's called psychedelic whiteboard art and it's amazing :)

Snow Patrol - photos

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 08 May 2009 01:14:00 +0000

Breaking news: Asteroid to hit earth in less than 24 hours !

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Thu, 07 May 2009 13:04:00 +0000

Sorry ! This message is not available in your territory.

one untitled post

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:00:00 +0000

Alright, im back. I mean i'll start posting again IF and only IF I have time and bright ideas (yeah, like i have any).

ok, imagine this scenario:

you're waiting for the bus (alone, somewhere in the wilderness .. cos you're an idiot and you fucked up your life) and you're already late for work or whatever. finally the bus stops in front of you (you're like `for fucks sake it was about time` ) but the driver wont let u on the bus unless you answer this question in 45 seconds:

What's the geometrical meaning of the central extension of the algebra of diffeomorphisms of the circle?

Of course you answer correctly and you even get to work earlier.

this time ..

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:37:00 +0000

i'm super serial ... can u get more racist than this ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-9tcXpW1DE&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWN6DW4WGWU&feature=player_embedded

wtf

put ur hands up for g-sus

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 00:36:00 +0000

random title, whatever, at least people searching for g-sus on google will finally find him... on this blog. (hope u noticed the irony, otherwise imagine there's a huge NOT after the prev sentence)

well yea, its time to waste my time. therefore, i shall proceed.

i havent written anything on this blog for such a long time , and i dont regret it lol. exams have passed [away] (lame joke i know, blow me) , i even got the results , i turned 20 or whatever .. oh, i guess that if are still reading this it means u like being insulted u twisted perv. DAMN u google ! this blog seems to be visited only by sick perverts who enjoy being called names and so on .. aaaargh, its only googles fault.

im sick of writing, heres a picture that ull probably find offensive.

hmm, back

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:28:00 +0000

well i'm back in manchester but i'm so not into writing right now .. just wanted to let u all know i'm still alive.

Cheloo-antisocial

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:44:00 +0000

Suie Paparude - Pentru Inimi

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:34:00 +0000

Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 19:06:00 +0000

8 things i did this year

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 17:06:00 +0000

Right, the list of 8 special things i did in 2008:

1. Successfully turned 19
2. No more high school for me
3. Baccalaureate
4. Creamfields
5. Manchester (uni. etc)
6. Went to Bulgaria and Denmark
7. Fully enjoyed 2008's summer
8. Visited some Romanian cities: Iasi, Timisoara, Craiova

Bon Jovi - It's My Life

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:49:00 +0000