Knowledge Is Power

2008-06-01T05:32:00.000-07:00

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman tending to the flowers in her garden. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend that I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.""You must be a Lawyer," said the balloonist."I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?""Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you have delayed my journey."The woman below responded, "You must be in Management.""I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?""Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow it's now become my fault!"

2008-06-01T04:52:00.001-07:00

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are working on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish." The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas. The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean. Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.

2008-05-15T05:21:00.000-07:00

If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Following the rules will not get the job done.
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

source:http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/browse_thread/thread/cc6339ae28aaf976?hl=en

2008-05-06T22:52:00.000-07:00

Below is four magic words of successful advertisement, called the law of AIDA:
A= bring consumers Attention.
I= bring consumers Interest.
D= trigger consumers Desire.
A= let them take an Action.

when you write your issue you are targeting specific audiences try hard to put this concept into your consideration,analyze their needs and then bring thier attention and interest, and trigger thier passion to continue reading your article get feedback" action" from them.

2008-05-06T13:14:00.001-07:00

The great end of life is not knowledge but action.

Thomas Henry Huxley

We should be too big to take offense and too noble to give it.

Abraham Lincoln

2008-05-06T01:45:00.000-07:00

“You have to settle into the uncertainty of things and be comfortable with it. Never voice negativity even if things arenot going well. Your world is changing, there’s alwaystomorrow, all will work out fine in the end…Powerfulconsciousness about life and money is only habit. Agree tochange your habits if that’s what it takes.” Stuart Wilde

2008-05-05T07:18:00.000-07:00

Again from Ashraf!

All of us have a child inside, but maturity and fear prevent him to show up.

If you failed to realize Miracles all what you need is faith.

Nowadays is material time, you worth as much as you have.

We are just doll on stage where the strings of destiny do manipulate.

To believe you should scrutinize, think and decide then you have to stand by and defend.

2008-05-04T22:42:00.000-07:00

Another day, another time, 7 days since i launched my personal blog, woke up today with tired, upset, and Vacuum.
Went to my work with Sluggish legs, why every day i do go to my work?
- looking for money.
- self actualization.
- looking for esteem.
- i have to go, no way or Refuge.
what ever the answer, i found my self there! looking around and watching the Yellowish faces.

2008-05-04T05:00:00.000-07:00

Dear Ashraf,
Thank you again for these words, but i hope that you directly send them to the blog.
BR

Lets read these wisdom phrases:
Honor is a burden, is no longer worth it's become a corrupted people's playing card

What a humankind …live to suffer and suffer to live

Myth flourish in field of ignorance

2008-05-04T04:42:00.000-07:00

OK, i have received a comment into my personal E-mail - I hope that the coming comments will be sent directly through the blog to enrich its content-my dear freind Abolshhosh argued that we are have agreat contribution to our problems, because we think that marriage needs money, he stated another factor or requirements, he said:"Dear Mohd,

The abundance of spinsters that you mentioned it's because of people like you believe in the ghost of money, I do agree marriage needs money but that doesn't mean if

you are not rich you won't get married you should work and figure out the way to overcome this situation, money is not an obstruction unless you believe.

I think the most important issue is timing, when you are ready to get marriage emotionally, psychologically, mentality, professionally and of course financially,

My friend don't ever never think step in unless you are homeostatic and reached the right state of mind.

2008-05-04T02:10:00.001-07:00

2008-05-04T02:09:00.001-07:00

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance

2008-05-03T06:04:00.000-07:00

We still continuing our discussion about money!the rock in the middle of our road!
first of all we are going together to find out the source of money where we could find money so as to attract it!
Precious Metals "Gold,Diamonds,silver, etc..." represent the natural source of money (bank note=Gold).
In the past people spent time mining,exploring, and searching for gold, and other precious metals, nowdays, people gain money from searching the Internet and through E-business. It is like a virtual machine of money in the world of dominant consumers "the consumption society"!
Between these tow ages, a great deal of changes occured, and as a result the source of money changed tow, we will try hard to explore these sources, and find out the best source that will lead us to wealth!
What are these sources, and what is the best source amongest?

2008-05-03T04:59:00.000-07:00

A freind of mine said " money is not everything", he continue argued that " life is fun, and it is fun without the presence of money!", ok it is possible!but a great obstacle that may face you can be shaped into money Monster.
Another freind of mine said that:" money is every where, it is in banks,shops, pockets,...", Yes it is despersed every where, but i used to say that:" don't try to creat money, just try to attract it!".
Ok, then who has the knowledge of attracting money?, who have the power of attracting money and bringing it into his account and pockets?
before all these who really has a great desire to obtain money?why money is necessary?is it really necessary?!.
what is the relationship between money and wealth?, and can money hange your rank in the society and why?is it a money a security need?
we can ask questions and dispute over answers, but we will agree upon that " money is not an end it is a mean!".

2008-05-02T06:48:00.000-07:00

Hi all,
Is it impossible to get marriage in this country, inspite of the abundance of Spinsterhood? marriage in this country -Sudan- needs a tight plan and a great deal of luck and money!
you will be aquainted with management tools and techniques you may hopefully think this tools will help you get marriage coz you think radically that getting marriage is the project of your life but you discovered that the result is a big zero!
Dears, you do not need these tools you need luck, no matter how much of time you spent with your sweetyheart planning, and negotiating to achieve this goal (marriage),no matter of how you are serious to marry her, coz the ghost of money is there looking Cynically at your faces.
so the problem is not that you have to get marriage the problem is that you have no money!