Reality 101

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2011-03-15T19:46:00.001-07:00

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I thought "child support" meant supporting the child

2011-03-03T17:15:00.000-08:00

Ok this blog is going to be about child support, mainly because right now I am going through some issues and I just want to see if it is me, or if anyone else thinks this is fucked up. So let me start from the beginning so you can get a clear picture as to why I am saying FUCK YOU JUDGE to the Honorable dumb ass that ordered the child support payment of a whopping $15 a week per child!

Ok I am going to try and make this as brief as possible, I have two kids by this certain indiviual, and I had them at a young age, (17, 19) and to make a long story short, their father was never around in the beginning and when I wanted to put him on child support, I was shamed and told that I was stupid for getting pregnant by him because he wasn't nothing to begin with and that is what I get for getting pregnant by him twice. Now me being a young teenager I fell for that shit, I really thought that it was my fault, it wasn't until I was much older that I had an epiphany and realized "wait a damn minute, why in the fuck does he get a pass just because he is considered not to be shit"? So that means he gets a "I've been a bum this long so I get a bum for life pass?" Anyhow so he has not seen his boys in 8 years and counting (this summer it will be 9 years) so last March I decided to put him on child support. I was done with the waiting for him to get his shit together so I went down to my local office and filed the papers, I had asked for back payments over the last 8 years because in that time frame I haven't received shit. Now since he lives in another state I knew it would not be a quick process (but is child support ever quick?) So fast forward we have our first court appearance in July, I had to appear by phone because I am in Ohio. The magistrate that heard our case was an idiot, and I will have nothing nice to say about the broad throughout this blog so be prepared readers.

She asked him how much he made, (because he didn't bring any proof in) and he told her $10 an hour part time, now keep in mind I didn't know this mother fucker was even working because throughout the years that is what he did best, was hide his income. So based off of that she said that his payments would be $42 a week (not per child but per week). This mofo had the nerve to say "Yo your honor son, I can't afford that " and do you know what this bitch asked?? "Well what can you afford Mr. Jackson"!!! So this faggot ass bitch says "yo I don't know, maybe $10 or $15 a week! So then the dumb bitch judge had the nerve to say "Ms. Carroll is that acceptable???" Ummmmm bitch HELL NO! Now that is not what I said but what I did say was "ummmmm HELL NO!" What am I supposed to do with-" then she cut me off with an attitude like I was supposed to accept that shit and said "well then we are going to have to continue this and do some fact finding". So in meantime she only granted me back support from when I applied in March nothing before that! And ordered a temp order of $30 a week (which basically was $15 per child) now this F.A.B (faggot ass bitch) had the nerve to not only NOT pay it, he let it get built up to almost $1000! So when we went back to court in Oct it was the same thing, the only difference was she allowed him to speak and he said "your honor I don't have a problem paying for my kids"! So no judgement was issued right then, I had to wait for a decision in the mail. That decision came and do you know what he was ordered to pay? $32 a week (not per child but per week) so the original amount of $15 a week that his bitch ass said he could afford is what he ended up having to pay!

So what I want to know is WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF PUTTING HIM ON CHILD SUPPORT??? The last time I checked when a mother fucker was ordered to pay child support, it was for purpose of supporting the child, and I don't know what child could be supported off of $15 a week?? That is a hair cut with a fancy design!

So in conclusion, to all the men out there who are paying real child support BRAVO, but if you want to only pay $15 a week for your damn near teenage ass kids, then please move to Ithaca Ny because the dumb ass whore bitch judge loves letting men off easy!

Lil Kim needs to just sit down somewhere

2011-02-20T16:28:00.000-08:00

You know I have been watching this Lil Kim/Nicki Minaj beef go on for a while now, and after watching this slow train wreck that Lil Kim calls her (I guess) supposed comeback, I have came to the conclusion that Lil Kim needs to just accept the facts that Nicki is hot and is the new Queen Bee. So what she took a few of your poses, what she didn't steal (obviously) was any kind of flow from you. I mean I am sorry (actually I am not) Nicki's rapping capabilities by far surpass yours! Your 'pissin on em" track was WHACK/GARBAGE/TRASH/JUNK. When I first heard it I thought it was one of Nicki's fanatic fans putting on a terrible impersonation of Kim with those kindergartens lyrics (Kimmie goes in I go extra hard, I swipe your whole life with mt debit card???) and "booth in the basement" recording but then it dawned on me by the "leave em blue in the face avatar" that I realized that what little dignity Kim had left was now gone. I mean what happened? Besides the fact lately she is looking more and more like Latoya Jackson, it is obvious that the "Queen" is having some financial troubles of some sort because what is up with the bootleg ass video "Black Friday"?? I was shaking my head in shock and disbelief that Lil Kim actually released that and thought it was hot! She is steady screaming how she has all this money, but the proof is in what she is putting out as good music! Then to have the nerve to charge $9.99 for a "mix tape" that has to be MAILED out (not conveniently downloaded to your PC), I just don't get what she is thinking?

In my opinion Lil Kim should have wrote a book and went on a book signing tour, she has enough fans to make money off of that ( I think) because right now she looks like a desperate "look at me look at me" broad, and she is an embarrassment and needs to quit playing herself.

Reality 101: Live To Dance = Huge FAIL!!!!

2011-01-12T19:27:00.000-08:00

Reality 101: Live To Dance = Huge FAIL!!!!: "OK that is i!! I can't take it anymore!!!! Paula Abdul's Live to Dance is the worst dancing show I have seen!!! The dancing is not the pro..."

Ok this is ridiculous!

2010-12-16T19:15:00.000-08:00

You know I would really like to be able to blog about something else besides my job, but sometimes you just have that one special person that just takes you there.

So today at work I really wasn't feeling it, I am having some personal issues going on and honestly between that and the horrible snow, I was just in a mood to do my work and complete the day. Does that ever happen to you? Where you are already ready to go home and the day has just started? Well any Ms. N.A.B (Nosey Ass Bitch) was even more annoying than usal. First of all I really believe that she has the adult version of ADD because her outbursts are ridiculous!

I am sitting there with the trainer going over a problem I had, and the general rule is (since there is only 6 of us) that when one of needs help and he is with the other one then we will just wait until he is done. Sounds reasonable right? WRONG!!! Not for Ms A.D.D! While the trainer is sitting with at my desk, here this broad comes and says "HEY, real quick can I ask you a question"???? Ummmm how about HELL NO BITCH! DON'T YOU SEE HE IS HELPING ME!!!!! I really wanted to say that, but of course I did not, but I did give her a look that said it for me. I mean seriously this broad is just doing to much. Me and another girl (that I will not name) we sit next to each other, and I have really taking a liking to her, and I swear whenever we are talking Ms. NAB will literally turn herself all the way around and say "What are ya'll talking about?" Ummmmm nobody was talking to you so why are you so worried about what we said????

Now she is not the only one in my class that gets on my nerves, there is another chic in the class that acts like a snob and honestly I really don't care to much about her, it is just the fact that we are in the same class for more than 4 weeks and she just ignores everyone. I mean if you speak she will speak back, but the looks that she gives you are the looks of "oh why are you talking to me, you are sooooo beneath me". So after last week, I don't go out of my way to speak to her, if you want to act like a snotty rat then so be it, it is not making or breaking my day at all. The only other female (besides the snob, the annoying broad, and my friend) there is another girl in the class, she is real cool and sassy. Really nothing to blog about her because she is cool. Other than that my day has been so so, but it will get better.

On a side note I sure wish that income tax came B4 Christmas......

GSB (Get some business) Please!

2010-12-13T16:15:00.000-08:00

Ok let me start off by saying that this broad I am writing about just pushed my damn buttons one to many time. So you N.A.B (nosey ass bitch) this one is for you

Ok so I will not name names or where I work but this incident took place at work. Today the road was really crappy (since the weekend it snowed). So as I was watching the news I noticed that my county was under a level one (one just means to drive with extreme caution) so I knew that I was going to be a few minutes late because I live 4 miles from the freeway, so anyway just as I expected the drive from my house to the freeway took about 15 mins (normally it takes 6) then once I got on the freeway it was smoothe sailing.

So I get to work I was 6 min late, and I walked in and told my trainer that my county was under a level one my bad, I mean it really wasn't a big deal because I knew I could make up the mins throughout the day. However this old loud mouth always adding her 2 cents when nobody asked for them, is going to say "NO IT ISN'T"! Ummmm excuse bitch but was I talking to you?? Now of course I didn't say that but I almost did, instead I said in a very annoyed voice "ummmm YES IT IS" then I proceeded to say, just because you didn't see it on the news doesn't mean it isn't true. Now I was really pissed because 1. MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS (not mind MY damn business but yours) so I was trying to let it go, but this bitch had the nerve to keep talking about it to the trainer, saying shit like "yeah I live over on so and so" and whatever.

Once again BITCH I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU! As a matter of fact you were on time so worry about YOURSELF, but nooooo that is just to hard for you to do isn't it. I mean I already had to check her ass last week about some shit she said "jokingly" in front of the class. The only problem is bitch I don't know you for you to feel free to "joke" with me. So now this same bitch thinks that you are going to talk to the trainer about me and make me out to be a liar, like your damn word is the gospel truth!

In conclusion when someone says mind your business, do just that mind YOUR business, not your neighbor, not your co worker. But YOURS! So to all potetional NB's (nosey bitches) just GSB PLEASE!!!!

Reality 101: WTH??? Really dude? At work?

2010-12-11T16:25:00.000-08:00

Reality 101: WTH??? Really dude? At work?: "I just want to start off this blog by saying, at times I may blog about 'real shit' and for the people who know me personally they know that..."

Reality 101: Pet Peeves from women 101 (men pay attention)

2010-12-11T16:24:00.000-08:00

Reality 101: Pet Peeves from women 101 (men pay attention): "You know this blog is dedicated to the 'unintentional ignorant man'. I am going to give you guys the benefit of the doubt that you don't kno..."

Pet Peeves from women 101 (men pay attention)

2010-12-11T16:22:00.000-08:00

You know this blog is dedicated to the "unintentional ignorant man". I am going to give you guys the benefit of the doubt that you don't know a lot of shit when it comes to women, so let me school you to a few things.

1. If you like going out and being away just remember SO DO WE!!!!

You men really kill me when you all want to go out we are suppose to accept it and say have fun, but when it is time for us to go out then we get resistance?? Ummm going to WORK is not the same as going out!

2. Quit talking about your "crazy" ex or your "crazy" baby mama

    Bashing your ex on a constant basis just makes you look bad, because if she was so damn crazy why were you fucking with her to begin with?? And don't say the usual "good sex" thing, because it makes you look all the more stupid for fucking her!

3. If you don't like shit near your asshole NEITHER DO WE!

Quit assuming that since we are women that we want shit in our poop shoot! EXIT ONLY

4. Quite making it seem like only white girls will give head and swallow

Maybe you niggas need to ask yourselves WHY WON'T SHE GO DOWN ON ME? Hmmmm could it be because your dick is not very appealing looking?? And as far as swallowing ummmm some of ya'll spunk tastes like junk and your lucky to even be allowed the privilege to let that toxic poison off in a mother fuckers mouth!

5. Quit frowning your face up when a bitch says she has 2 or more kids

   Most of you men have kids scattered across America, and have some nerve frownning your nose up to anyone

6. If you are really done arguing then WALK AWAY!!!

    There is nothing I hate more than a motherfucker who says "oh i don't want to argue" but then turns right around and says some slick ass
     shit that they know is going to get a reaction out of you. If you really don't want to argue then SHUT THE FUCK UP and LEAVE.

7. If you are going to cheat at least let it be with a bitch better than the one you are currently with

    You men are the worst when it comes to cheating already, but if you do decide to fuck around then let it be with a bitch so bad that your
    current girlfriend can't say shit but DAMN. When you cheat with a ratchet bitch, oh yeah you won't hear the end of it.

8. Your mama is just that your MAMA

    I love and respect men who really love their mother, but if you are in a serious relationship and you and your significant other are arguinG
    don't go run and tell mommy, that is some hoe ass shit right there!

The most improtant rule of them all, GIVE THE SAME RESPECT THAT YOU WANT! If you don't want a bitch to go through your phone then stay the fuck out of theirs! Same with facebook, yahoo, myspace. If you don't want your girl all in your business then stay the FUCK out of HERS!!!

Well that is all I can think of for now, feel free to comment or request me to blog about a certain subject. I holds my tounge for NO ONE!www.facebook.com

Reality 101: WTH??? Really dude? At work?

2010-12-10T18:30:00.000-08:00

Reality 101: WTH??? Really dude? At work?: "I just want to start off this blog by saying, at times I may blog about 'real shit' and for the people who know me personally they know that..."

WTH??? Really dude? At work?

2010-12-10T18:00:00.000-08:00

I just want to start off this blog by saying, at times I may blog about "real shit" and for the people who know me personally they know that I am very direct and outspoken, and what I blog about on here, I will also say it to the person in questions face.... Now on to my blog

Ok, I understand that at work things can get really stressful, but the incident that I am about to blog about was inspired by an incident at work that happened the other day. I am not going to name where I work or use the real name of the fool in question, but I recently started a new positon that requires four weeks in training and at times it can be very confusing which can sometimes lead to "extreme" frustration. So with all the frustation that the job can potentially cause, wouldn't you be a little more prone to remain alert during class??

This fool I will call D.A.N. (dumb ass nigga) had a real short attention span, and by short I mean short. We would all be sitting there in class listening to the trainer (now don't get me wrong it was boring as hell at times) and DAN would be literally twiddling his thumbs and staring off into outerspace. On the first or second day of training, the trainer asked him a question (that was just a basic question) and this fool had the nerve to say "what, I wasn't paying attention" and we are all looking at each other like "did he really just say that out loud?" and everyone just laughed it off but throughout the week, it was becoming more and more obvious that D.A.N. was a H.A.M (hot ass mess), I mean the place that I work at is VERY STRICT when it comes to having cell phones in certain areas, and one of the areas is our training room. So this fool is steady texting on his phone, and our trainer is not a confrontational person at all so he would just walk up to him tap him on the shoulder and say something real silly.

Anyhow by the end of the week he was just getting dumber by the day and I couldn't stand it because he sat right next to me and tried to look over my desk to copy what I was writing down, and what I was writing down was coming directly out of the teachers mouth!!!!! I mean I wanted to scream 'Mother fucker if you would just PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION then you could write down the same shit that I am!!!!! Geesh" but of course I didn't say anything remotly close to that. I just kind of sucked my teeth and just tensed up (I didn't want to look at him because you can look at me and tell exactly what I am thinking).

So anyhow, moving on to the middle of week 2, we are now actually putting what we have learned, and we are working live accounts, so of course D.A.N. just sat there with a dumb look on his face, talking about "I don't know what I am doing, I have absolutely no idea how to do any of this"!!!! Like really dude? REALLY??? Maybe if you had kept your thumb out your ass for the last two weeks, and had actually paid attention then you wouldn't be sitting there looking like you had just walked in on your parents having sex and your traumatized! I mean we all had questions, but we all got the general concept of the job, and because you don't the trainer spent more time with him, because of his stupidity. So here we all have questions and time is just passing by because we only have one trainer and as soon as the trainer walks away, he goes back to being an idiot.

So he was the one who at times when he did participate in class, would be the first to shout out "oh man I can't wait until we can do this for real, and so on and so forth". So when he finally was on the phone he had a total meltdown!
He asked a question and so I answered it, and he calmly looked at me (like he was about to say thank you) and then he PUNCHES the computer and throws his headset off (while the person was still on the phone! Talk about UNPROFESSIONAL!!!) and he says "I can't do this" ummmm ya think?! All I was thinking was "oh he is out of here now!" Then the trainer walked out after him and about 25 mins later he came back WITHOUT DAN and said that he was just overwhelemed and yaddi yaddi yaddi. I have NEVER in my life seen that kind of behavior AT WORK! Then to really make me scratch my head, he was allowed to come BACK to the room to log out, and go home and THINK ABOUT if he really wanted to leave??? I know you are probably like WTF? Well so was I.

Anyhow the next day DAN was no longer with us, and I am glad to because had he really been able to come back after displaying that kind of behavior AT WORK, is absolutely unacceptable, and the fact that you got so mad to begin with is your own fault because maybe if you would have payed just a "smidge" of attention then you wouldn't have been so stressed out!

Moral of the story is....... (how about one of you readers give the conclusion)