game reviews

Fire Emblem

2012-05-04T07:27:00.001-07:00

hello people the is the jay-meister here to tell you the best of the best game reviews. today i will be taking a step towards strategy rather then RPG's. today's game is Fire emblem a game really worth talking about that could influence your thinking and strategy based minds. remember final fantasy well that game had a spin-off called final fantasy: tactics. i know what your thinking and no this is not where im starting im starting here

back long-ago in a time they called the 80's they had a thing called the NES but in japan it was called the famicom which is a combo between family and computer; and there was a game called ファイアーエムブレム
and it was a huge hit about until 2006 when it was released in America following the lead of pokemon and final fantasy on the gba. although it wasn't that well known there are some true believers in the franchise as it lives on here today. currently i only have two of them for the GBA and WII. in my days as a gamer i have to admit that it is one of my favorite games to date and would show up on any top ten list i could make.

the game uses a mechanic that makes a character that is dead stay dead. it is also quite challenging to make them not die. over all i would give this game a 8/10
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Mother 3

2012-04-19T17:08:00.001-07:00

hello and good afternoon interwebs dis is the ninjaburger review where i Jayson Horton review some stuffs for you so lets begin. now i want you to know that i am a huge RPG fan and i have literally almost every Zelda game. but what i want to highlight is a game that has passed over a lot of RPG fans heads. this is mother three.

this is a heartfelt Rpg full of awesome enemies, dialogue, and story. remember that ness clone from brawl. well hes actually not a Ness clone. He is just from the same series and is the main character of this game and they demanded that they put him in brawl in japan.

and this game is available to you if you have an eBay account........ and know Japanese. you see this game is not actually in English it was translated by a group of mother fans that wanted to see this game written and in English. the thing of the matter is that this game is exclusive to a GBA emulator. and i should probably tell you if you want to play this game its not illegal to play a game that is exclusive to an emulator.

if you want a more detailed look at the game then you should probably check out some lets players just to name a few chuggaaconroy and nintendocaprisun both did an excellent job playing through the game.

so my overall review of this game given the circumstances i would give this game 10/10 there are no flaws to this game with its hilarity and awesome music and epic stoty and some of my favorite characters ever.

I ♥ kumatora 4ever

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final fantasy: dawn of souls PART 2

2012-04-14T14:13:00.000-07:00

now ill be reviewing the other part of the game. there are two games in this game. final fantasy one and two. not to confused with the u.s. release of the game which is actually 4. anyways its this game

This game took a whole step up from the first game by adding more story, better upgrades, and no more classes. but instead of classes they make you follow the story of ( insert name here ) who is looking or his friend ( insert name here ) with his pals ( insert name here ) and ( insert name here ). on his quest ( insert name here ) must also find what has happen to his home town Flynn. Final Fantasy 2 aslo features gameplay similar to that of its predecessor, Final Fantasy. The player can freely roam an overworld containing several towns and dungeons.

A menu-based system allows the player to outfit each character with equipment and up to two—often disposable—items for battle. Magic spells are assigned to the character from the item menu, and certain spells, such as "Cure", can be used outside of battle. The player can also save their progress on the overworld. Weapons, armor, items, and magic spells can be purchased at shops, and townspeople provide useful information for the player's progression through the game.

One new feature is the "Word Memory" system: when in conversation with non-player characters (NPCs), the player can "ask" about and "memorize" special keywords or phrases, which can later be repeated to other NPCs to gain more information or unlock new actions.

Similarly, there exist a handful of special items that can be shown to NPCs during conversation or used on certain objects, which have the same effect.

Characters and monsters are no longer separated into separate windows in the battle screen as they were in Final Fantasy 1, and players can see their current and total hit points below the battle. Players can also fight with less than four characters in their party, which was not possible in the first game. Final Fantasy 2 introduced the chocobo, the signature Final Fantasy mascot, which lets characters ride to a location at great speed without being attacked by enemies. wow that was a mouth full.

lazyness aside i would probably have to rate this game a good 8/10 for probably the same reasons as the last one exept for the unicorns. UNICORNS!!!!!!!

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final fantasy: dawn of souls PART 1

2012-04-14T09:48:00.002-07:00

hello everybody, and welcome to the ninjaburger review where i jayson horton review a game and tells yous hows i thinks. today's review will be of this game

This final fantastic game ( see what i did there ) is what most adults remember as one of the best RPG experiences on the NES and i would agree except i would prefer this style of graphics compared to the 8-BIT greatness. but umm.... THIS IS A LOT BETTER

ITS GOT 16-BITS OF GBA GLORY!

The gameplay, the feel, the overall sense of achievement after defeating an enemy its just so great and inspirational. a game, that it is has over thirteen sequels. One thing that bothered me though is the fact that they have unicorns in the game.

They will forever haunt my gaming dreams.

So with that out of the way i would give this game a 8/10

WHY 8! you say. cause ITS #%^&%#@ HARD!!!!!

If you have ever played this game you know it is a grueling and cruel challenge even to upgrade your gear.

I would also like to note that there are so many things to do in this game.

AND IT HAS UNICORNS!!! UNICORNS!!!!!!

But besides that it is a fun experience that you can have either on the gameboy advance, ps1, and nes.

I dont know if its on the wii store though and it might come out on the 3ds shop.

so let me know what you thought of this review and enjoy some brentalfloss while your at it

alright BYE!