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Welcome to Funny Stuffs !

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:17:00 +0000

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Strange Tattoos

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:24:00 +0000

Preity tries to break the world record, but fails !

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 19:40:00 +0000

Preity Zinta

Preity Zinta has finally taken a first step towards her television debut. She has started shooting for the promos of Guinness World Records - Ab India Todega, the show that she will be hosting on Colors Channel.

The actress tried to break an international record at Film City herself!

In a promo video while pulling a truck she says, “Australia ka Derek Boyer ka Guinness World Record aaj main toodoongi.”

Later she stated, “Chaliye main naa kar saki toh kya hua? India kar ke dikhadega. Ab garv se har Hindustani bolega, Guinness World record, Ab India Todega.”

This is a desi version of the international show, produced by Miditech and will be aired later this year.

According to the channel, the never-say-die attitude of Priety echoes the concept of the show and it also represents the spirit of new India. She will try to encourage all the viewers to take a plunge to make or break records.

Surily Goel will be styling Preity for this show. Surily says, “I am excited to style Priety for her television debut. A show like Guinness World Records will be a great platform to experiment with various looks. Her personality is quite sporty, energetic and adventurous, and hence, I will style her keeping her personality in mind. I have given her a waistcoat over a casual shirt teamed with boots and gloves especially for the promo shoot.”

Sex Education in Schools, Pros and Cons !

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 14:59:00 +0000

Sex education in schools is being given increasing importance as it is known to inform students about issues related to sex. It is considered important for societies that its individuals are well-informed about sex, sexual practices, child sexual abuse and sexually transmitted diseases. However, like all ideologies, sex education in schools too has its own pros and cons.

Pros of Sex Education in Schools

Sex education in schools can help children understand the impact of sex in their lives. It dispels myths related to sex and broadens their horizon.

It can also answer all the questions that they have regarding their changing body and hormonal surges.

Children are often inquisitive about the other gender. Sex education in school can help understand the differences and keep the desire to explore things for themselves in check.

Child sexual abuse is a social malice that is afflicting thousands worldwide. Sex education in school can play an active role in curbing the incidence of abuse as through it children can be made aware of the difference between good and bad touch.

It is much better to teach children about sex in school rather letting them use other resources such as pornographic material and the internet. This is important because avenues such as the internet have a huge store of information that might be misleading and lead to misinformation.

With problems such as teenage pregnancies and transmission of STDs on the rise, it is only appropriate that sex education is made accessible in school so that the most number of children can be made aware.

Another pro of sex education in schools is that it transforms children into responsible adults. It is a known fact that teenagers today turn sexually active.

Therefore, sex education can help them understand the benefits of abstinence in the early years or it can at least teach them how to be responsible sexually active people.

Cons of Sex Education in Schools

Ill-informed teachers can actually hurt the mental make-up students when it comes to sex. Children have an impressionable mind and incorrect information imparted at an early age can actually transform them into ignorant adults.

If not taught properly, sex education in school can become a matter of ridicule and students may not take any interest in it. Whistling or cracking jokes while a lesson is on will not only distract the entire class but will also.

The fact that in most schools sex education is treated like an extracurricular course and not a primary one is also a major con. If the authorising body is not serious about it then they cannot expect that students and teachers will be interested in it.

Mostly teachers who are given the task of teaching sex education to students are not experts and have vague ideas about sex education themselves. This is even more harmful as incorrect information is extremely lethal.

Sex education at school may be at odds with the religious ideologies that are adhered too at a child’s home. Unless these disparities are sorted out by someone who is aware of the two ideologies, sex education at school can actually befuddle more than teach.

Originally Posted on: www.onlymyhealth.com

How to Get Facebook Timeline ?

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 07:32:00 +0000

Facebook today started rolling out Facebook Timeline worldwide to all users. Timeline is a new feature that replaces the user's Facebook profile page and Wall with the reverse-chronological story of your life.

Timeline is a cross between a visual blog and online scrapbook. Some users have commented that it is reminiscent of MySpace. Timeline was originally unveiled in early September and was scheduled to be public by the end of that month, but it was delayed. However, beta testers (anyone with a developer account who enabled the Timeline feature) have had about 10 weeks to try out the feature and provide feedback to Facebook, so Timeline is actually in much better shape now than when it was originally scheduled to be released.

1. Go to the Facebook Timeline announcement page.

2. Look for the green button at the bottom right of the screen that reads, "Get Timeline" Click it.

3. Review. You'll now see a preliminary Timeline page. Don't worry! It's not live yet! Only you can see it until you publish it. If you don't press the publish button in seven days, though, it will become visible to your friends if you have a private profile or anyone in the world if you have a public profile.

4. Customize your timeline. You can upload a large splash image to decorate the top of the screen, which I recommend doing first. You can also add life events, photos, and other data from your past that might not be on Facebook already.

5. Edit your timeline. Before you hit "publish," take some time to go through your old posts, photos, and other data to be sure you want it to appear on your timeline. If you don't, you'll have to either delete it or restrict who can see it. Look for the pen icon at the top right corner of every post to make edits.

What not to buy before Christmas !!!

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 19:26:00 +0000

From cashmere to comforters, the discounts may seem good now, but just wait until the holidays are over.

Unseasonably warm weather has left scarves, coats, flannel pajamas and even luxury items, like cashmere and fur, out in the cold this year. That means shoppers can expect those items to be even more discounted than usual after the 25th, according to Christine Frietchen, editor-in-chief of ConsumerSearch.com. If you have your heart set on buying a few of those things as a gift for a family member or friend, Frietchen advises getting them a gift card instead and suggesting a shopping trip on Dec. 27. "You'll be able to get so much more," she said.

But if you must have that cashmere turtleneck in eggplant and not olive, don't hold off, added Marshal Cohen, chief industry analyst at the market research firm NPD Group.

In anticipation of slower sales, retailers have limited inventory and may sell out of some items well before the real sales start. "You'll get a really good deal but you may not find your color or your size," Cohen said. This year, "retailers would rather sell out than sell off."

5 Things About Sex - Every Female Virgin Should Know - And No One Will Tell Her!

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 16:30:00 +0000

The other day we were informed about a young man who didn't lose his virginity until he was in his 20s and created a website on which he writes really obvious - but also valuable - relationship and sex advice for guys who are inexperienced with women. Ieven learned something from his post about basic stuff no one ever told him about sex! ("If the girl gets too wet during sex it can reduce the friction to the point where you don't really feel anything." I had no idea!) Anyway, inspired by his work, I decided to write a primer for female virgins. Because although women usually learn the basics through friends (or magazines like Cosmo), there are still aspects of sex that we're forced to learn the hard way. After the jump, the five things about sex most other women are too prudish or ashamed to share.

1. It Feels Better Without a Condom !

You know, people really get on their high horse when it comes to using condoms. Here's the thing: You know those PSAs or HBO Families in Crisis movies about the importance of safe sex? And there's always a guy who's like slimy and tries to sweet-talk his girlfriend into having sex without a condom because "it feels better." Well, he's right. It totally does feel better. I know, know! Condoms are important for many reasons and you should wear them. But for me, it feels way more natural without one and I'm much less likely to get a UTI. And if he re-ups and is able to fuck you again, and you guys go through with foreplay again, it doesn't taste as gross when you go down on him.

2. Queefing !

We've been over this. But in addition to what was already discussed, I'd like to add that you probably won't need to worry about queefing the first time, because most likely, you're so new down there that you're pretty much airtight.

3. Location, Location, Location !

Your pussy is prime real estate. If your body were a Monopoly board, your clit and vadge would be Boardwalk. A lot of guys don't know what the hell they're doing, and sometimes they just poke their dick around blindly. Make sure you guide them to the front hole, 'cause If he accidentally jams it in your butt or your taint, and you're not ready for it, you're not gonna like the way it feels. Trust! Which brings me to number four...

4. Lube, Lube, Lube !

This is seriously the most important thing for D in the V. (Or B...but no butts yet, I said!) Ideally, you want to be so turned on that your vadge is naturally wet, but that might not happen the first few times, for whatever reason (nervousness, fear, etc.) So just make sure you have a bunch of lube on hand. However, if you got a lot of bottled lube down there, you shouldn't attempt doggy style, because all that stuff will get in your pee hole and it will give you the mother of all UTIs.

5. Tampons Will Fit Better After !

No joke. They really will. I was never able to get tampons up there before I lost my virginity, probably because I was too tense whenever I tried. But the weekend after I did it for the first time (and the second, and third, and fourth, and so on), I decided to try to insert a slender/regular, even though I didn't have my period. Not nearly as much resistance and I was able to get the entire thing up there.

So there you go! Now, if you ever get around to it, you won't be so lost when you actually try to fuck. Just remember to be safe and wear a condom. (Even though, yeah, it feels better without it.)

Originally Posted on: www.jezebel.com

Sex & Knowledge - What Teens Really Need to Know About Sex !

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:20:00 +0000

Besides physiological facts and pertinent warnings about sexually transmitted diseases, there are five important, and all too often overlooked, facts that teens need to know about sex. This is what you might tell your teenager:

Sex is an acquired skill. People expect miracles when they first have sex, not realizing that people need time and experience and patience to grow in their capacity to give and receive pleasure.

Sex is best enjoyed by those who are grown up, emotionally as well as physically.

Men and women have some important different physiological responses to sex and it's important to be aware of these to avoid misunderstandings.

The anxiety of a first time ever or with a new partner can create problems with one or both partners. Patience, understanding and gentle reassurance are vital.

Finally, mature love and commitment can make sexual experiences much more satisfying. Tell your teenager that sex is best when one truly trusts and can be completely one's self with another.

If Your Teen Is Having Sex

It is a definite shock to discover that your teen is having sex. You may feel anxious, angry, disappointed, and distressed, and wonder "What do I do now?" Here are some suggestions:

Take time to collect your thoughts. Calm down if at all possible before discussing the matter. Lashing out at your teen can only escalate the conflict between you.

Let your teen know how you feel in a caring way, and then listen to his or her feelings as well. You'll get through to him better with dialogue than with a ranting monologue.

Realize the limits of your power and set limits as you are able. Teens don't usually stop having sex just because a parent demands it. But you can let your teen know that you disapprove and will not permit his/her sexual activity in your own home.

There is a fine line to be sure between accepting the reality of your teen's sexual activity and condoning it. But you can let your teen know that you disagree with his sexual choice, while letting him know, too, you care enough to emphasize the importance of safe sex and consistent use of birth control if he or she doesn't choose to abstain.

Originally Posted on: teensadvisor.com

Top 10 Sex Tips for Men

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 18:53:00 +0000

At any given second, 4,000 people are having sex in the world. So ‘knocking’ is the most happening or ‘rocking’ thing in the world. Sex is not all about doing it in the bed. The three attributes that can help you in building an effective relationship with women include - your caring nature, communication skills and your confident attitude. ‘Lusty talk’ during sex can help to stimulate women even more. Tease her and make her feel desirable and you are sure to give her orgasm even if your performance is below par.

If you sweat during sex don’t worry - sweating men ooze testosteroneand it is a biological turn on for women.

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During sex keep the room warm rather than cold. So maybe turn off the air - conditioner if necessary or turn it on low. Heat causes dilatation of blood vessels and more swelling of the penis and vagina and flushing of the skin. Heat makes you ‘flush during sex.’

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If you want your girl to become pregnant make sure you give her a big orgasm. The chances of pregnancy increases because contraction of pelvic muscles during orgasm help the sperms move up the vaginal canal and fertilize the eggs.

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If your girl has a headache and you have no pills available give her a big orgasm and this can relieve her headache. Sex is known to cure headaches due to release of morphine like pain killer substances in the brain calledendorphins.

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Big orgasm also requires you to indulge insome foreplay. Gently touching, stroking, sucking and licking your partners nipples, thighs, vagina and clitoris are sometimes enough to start the orgasm. Keep the big act for the end.

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Stimulate her clitoriswith your fingers by gently fondling with the area. Remember the sensory nerve fibers have the highest concentration around the clitoris followed by labia, and the outer third of the vagina.

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Find her G-Spot - G-spot stimulation can give a woman a big orgasm. It is usually located in the front section of the vaginal wall between her vaginal opening and the cervix. Use finger to stroke the front portion of the vagina and during intercourse the best way to stimulate her G-spot is insertion of the penis from the back. If the G-spot and clitoris are simulated simultaneously the women is likely to have ‘one hell of a orgasm’ that she is unlikely to forget.

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Early morning sex is also a great option if you are tired in the night. You can get extra help from the surge of Testosterone in the morning. Blood levels of testosterone are highest just before dawn and are 40% higher than in the evening.

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Keep you ‘But’ in shape -Buttocks of a man are the most admired part of a man’s body by women.

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Age is not a factorfor sex as much as it is for women. Studies show that even if you are over 70 years the chances of your being potent is over 73%. Actor Anthony Quinn fathered a baby at the age of 81 years.

Top tips for boosting your sexual fitness !

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 17:12:00 +0000

Sex stamina advice for men

Sex isn’t just about self-satisfaction. In fact, if you really want to score high in the sack, it’s essential you build up your sexual stamina to last the distance and keep your other-half happy. Thankfully, a number of simple tips could help you on your way to a more fulfilling sex life. By following certain routines and adopting a few easy exercises, you’ll soon have the ladies queuing up around the block ... and improve your fitness in the process!

Staying fit and healthy for better sex

Sex may appear simple enough to master (unless you’re an inexperienced teenager or 40-year-old virgin fumbling around in the dark, that is). However, if you really want to boost the potency of your passion, it might be time you tried some of the following techniques ...

# Working out groin muscles

If you often find yourself hobbling around with muscle pain the morning after a steamy night of passion, it might be useful to regularly stretch your groin, keeping it primed and ready for even the most outrageous sexual position. Basic groin stretches will better-prepare your body for a forthcoming sexual epic, so make sure you regularly try out a few when you get chance!

# Building arm muscles

Sexual stamina can require great upper-body strength, depending on which coital position you’re planning to adopt! It may therefore be an idea to enjoy the occasional free-weights session, gradually toning up your arm muscles. We’re not saying you should build yourself up into a beefcake Adonis overnight. However, the odd bout of upper-body exercise could really keep you energised for longer-lasting sex.

# Staying mentally focused

An obvious one this, but if you really want to make the most of your sexual encounters, it’s vital you don’t let the possible repercussions play on your mind. Avoid worrying and allow yourself to stay focused in the bedroom by taking adequate precautions before you hop into the sack. Protect yourself against the perils of pregnancy scares with decent contraception and you’ll feel all the better for it.

# Reducing alcohol consumption

If your nightly routine consists of downing the odd beer (or seven) at the local bar, before stumbling home for a swift night of passionate fumbling with your other half, you may need to reassess your thirst for booze. Alcohol can seriously damage your sexual virility when consumed in heavy doses, with its depressive nature dampening testosterone levels. A few drinks with the lads may help keep up social appearances, but they certainly won’t keep up things in the bedroom. So, unless you want to suffer the wrath of a moody spouse, unfulfilled by your semi-cocked sabre, try and take it easy, else the only hot date you’ll be making will be with that lonely single-bed in the spare room.

# Improving blood-flow

Before you sprint to the doctor’s at the first sign of erectile problems, try and adopt a more natural way of increasing the blood flow to your groin, without the aid of Viagra. By regularly flexing and massaging your body’s central groin muscles, blood will start to flow more readily in that area, allowing you to stand to attention for longer in the bedroom.

# Flexing the abdominal muscles

Whilst your torso may currently appear more of a flabby twelve-pack than a toned six-pack, a little abdominal exercise could go a long way in boosting yoursexual stamina. The abs are key to providing bursts of sexual energy, driving the groin by thrusting it forwards and then releasing it. As a result, a few daily crunches or sit-ups could really develop your sex life, preventing you from flopping down onto your partner with sheer exhaustion in the middle of a bedtime romp. So build up those belly muscles and you’ll be feeling abs-olutely fabulous in no time!

# Loving thyself ... but not too much

It won’t make you go blind, but ‘self-love’ could certainly damage your chances of making a potent first impression. What could be worse on a hot date than whipping off your boxer shorts to reveal ... well, not much at all really? Self-pleasure may while away the lonely nights between dates but it certainly won’t do much to strengthen your credibility in the presence of a female. No matter how desperate you get, try and save your energy for the real thing ... after all, sex is a marathon, not a sprint.

# Stretching the quads and calves

Cramp is a big turn-off in the bedroom, with the quads and calves notably susceptible to sudden bouts of tightening pain. As a result, regularly stretching your leg muscles could seriously heighten your sexual experience, easing them into the demands of flexible sex-ercise. Don’t let muscular pain cramp your style ... work-out those quads and calves and you’ll soon feel the benefits.

Sex shouldn’t just be about making a quick entry and an even quicker exit. Instead, if you really want to enjoy a night of steamy passion and appease your partner in the process, it might be worth undertaking a few extra-curricular exercises and lifestyle tweaks to truly reach your optimum performance. Sexual stamina won’t come overnight but hopefully you will!

Interesting sex positions !

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 18:17:00 +0000

Have Sex Standing Up

There are several ways to have sex standing up.

Vaginal

The man and woman stand and the woman bends over in front of the man. This is very similar to doggy style and is by far the easiest way to have sex standing up if both the man and woman are about the same height.
If the woman is shorter than the man or the couple wants to make it a bit more challenging, then the man should stand while the woman wraps her legs around him. This is a more difficult because the man has to hold the woman's weight and has nothing to push against.
The woman straddles the man but in this case the man pushes the woman against the wall. This helps him support her weight and also gives him something to push against.
If the two are of similar heights or the woman is taller, then when standing face to face, the man can simply enter with both people standing normally. This can also be accomplished with shorter women by having them wear high heels and/or platform shoes during intercourse.

Have Sex in the Butterfly Position - What is it?

Guaranteed to make a woman cum or your money back

If you are looking for the ultimate sexual position, look no further. This is the silver bullet, the one that is damn near guaranteed to get the woman off every time. Why is this position so good? It is all a matter of angles. Because of the angle of the male's penis and the woman's body, the male is able to stimulate the woman's g-spot very well with his penis during sex. It does not take too much of this stimulation to get the woman leaving finger nail marks down the males arms.

Why is it called the butterfly position? Who knows, your body probably looks like a butterfly in some weird convoluted fashion. All that matters is that it works and it is probably something you've never tried before.

How do you do it?

This is not exactly the easiest position in the world to perform. It is not the most difficult that there is, but it is definitely up there. The position is done by having the woman lie on her back. Her hips and back are then elevated by the males arms as he lifts her vagina so that it lines up with his penis. It is good to have about a foot distance between the male's penis and the platform the woman is lying on. This can be found on a bed for example. The male stands off the bed while he lifts the woman lying on it up to his height.

When the woman is at the right height, just her upper back and head should be resting on the bed still. The male then slides into her and thrusts. Because of the angles involved, it is unlikely that the male will manage to get very deep at all. This is a good thing, the result is that his thrusting power is aimed directly at the G-Spot.

What does he do?

It is the male's job to do most of the work in this position. Begin by lifting your partner off the bed or whatever surface is being used. Grab her by the hips or under her buttocks in order to do this better. Position her vagina so that it is about the same height as your penis. Place the penis at the outside of the vagina and then slowly begin thrusting forward. This will cause the penis to push against the top wall of the vagina, thus stimulating the G-Spot. The male may also wish to vary his thrusting pattern and depth in this position. The man may want to start by doing 3-4 shallow thrusts followed by one deep full thrust and work his way towards many deep thrusts followed by 1-2 shallow ones.

What does she do?

There isn't much for the woman to actually do while in this position. The main thing she should do is to pay attention to where her legs and feet are. A very common place for them while in this position is on top of the male's shoulders or just coming off the male's mid-section. Try to support your own body in whatever way possible in order to take some of the stress off your partner.

Have Sex in the Doggy Style Position

Doggy style, in English also known as the "doggy position," "kitty style," "retrocopulation," or simply "rear entry;" in Latin as coitus more ferarum ("sex by the custom of beasts"); in the French language as levrette ("female Greyhound"); in the Italian language as pecorina ("little sheep"); in the Russian language as раком ("crayfish"); and in the Kama Sutra as "the Union of the Cow"; is a sex position. The name of the position refers to the position assumed by dogs when mating (although dogs, unlike most other mammals, actually spend most of their copulation with the partners standing tail to tail, facing in opposite directions; see canine copulation).

In the doggy position, the receiving partner crouches on all fours with the legs slightly spread, while the penetrating partner penetrates the receiver vaginally or anally from behind, either using the penis or a strap-on dildo.

What is it?

The man enters the woman from behind

If you have seen any video with two animals getting down, then you have an idea of what doggy style looks like. Doggy style allows for much deeper penetration then you get in Missionary position. This is because the vagina is in a different alignment than normal. Because of this increased stimulation, many guys have reported having a harder time holding off an orgasm.

Doggy style is by far one of the most common sexual positions and should be a part of any couple's sexual toolbox.

How do you do it?

Doggy style is done by the woman getting on her hands and knees while the man enters her from behind. Typically he is on his knees while doing this.

What does he do?

The male starts out in a position directly behind the woman, usually on his knees, although it is possible that he can be standing up if she is on the bed. The male should find the vaginal opening and position his penis on the outside. Depending on how wet she is, the man should be able to determine how slow or fast he will enter her. Typical hand position is to hold on to her hips. This allows the male to pull her into as he thrusts which makes for a more enjoyable sexual experience.

This position leaves the male's hands free for fondling breasts, or clitoral stimulation. This attention may reduce a woman's feeling of being treated as a sex object.

What does she do?

This is a position that will require a little bit of work at the beginning from the woman. The two things that she needs to work on are angle and position. Because the male's penis may not line up perfectly height-wise with her vagina she will need to either raise or lower herself to figure out how high or low she needs to be. Also she'll need to find the right angle of her hips to accomodate his penis so it doesn't fall out. If you have a smaller sized penis, it is more prone to falling out, so this may be a position that takes some practice.

Common Problems

The biggest problem with the doggy style position is that finding the right height and angle of the vagina can be difficult. With some practice and experience this usually goes away.
The male has a tendency to reach orgasm faster because he is able to penetrate so deeply.
This is not the most intimate position. Many women complain of feeling like a sexual object because of this, which detracts from their enjoyment of the act. An emotionally sensitive male may feel out of contact with her at times when having sex in this position.

Recommendations

To reduce the problem of sliding/slipping apart over the course of sex, the woman can place her legs between the man's legs and then wrap her feet around his legs. This will keep the two as close as possible and keep the couple from sliding apart.

To overcome the absense of intimacy, you may want to try lying down. The woman would be on her stomach, and the man's stomach would be against her back. In past experiences it doesn't make the woman feel degraded, and it allows you to easily lean in to kiss her, kiss her ear, etc. etc. Also, try to have her rhymthymically tighten her butt/vaginal muscles as you go in and out, creating more pressure against your penis, and makes it have a slight vibration feeling.

Have Sex in the Female Superior (Woman on Top) Position - What is it?

This is the best kind of woman empowerment. All you need now is a saddle.

Saddle up there cowgirl, it's time to ride your man like the wild steed that he is. After all, why should the man be forced to do all the work while the woman just gets to just lie there? The female superior position is one of the staple positions in any couple's sexual repertoire. Many women prefer this position because it allows them to control how everything goes. Let's be honest, a man is going to orgasm no matter what is going on, for a woman to however it sometimes take a little bit extra work. This is perfect for that because she can make sure her clit gets stimulated, that the pace is right, etc.

This is also a good position for domination. By allowing the woman to be in such a position of power, she can dominate the man, whether he is tied up or just being overpowered. Another good way to use this position is just to mix things up when having sex missionary style. On a decent sized bed it is fairly easy just to roll over 180 degrees without even having to pull out.

How do you do it?

The woman on top position is done just the way it sounds like it is done, with the woman on top. The woman climbs on top of the male, inserts him into her and moves her hips in a variety of ways. While this is happening, if the couple can get the timing down then the male can thrust at the same time, which can lead to very deep and vigorous penetration.

There are two basic versions of the woman on top position. Either lying down like you would find in the missionary position or in the straddling position. While lying down provides for more of a face to face sexual experience, straddling allows for much deeper penetration and a much rougher session.

Because the male is not in control of the thrusting and has no easy way to stop it, under no circumstances should this position be attempted while using the pull out method of birth control. If you do this, you will become parents very quickly.

What does he do?

The main job of the male in this position is to just lie there. He should try to thrust with her in order to cause more stimulation, but this is not necessary and often times inadvisable for inexperienced couples. If the timing is not right, it will just result in him popping out a lot. The male should use his hands to grope the woman's breasts or play with her clit to further improve her experience.

What does she do?

Allows for an intimate experience.

The woman gets the bulk of the work in this position. In addition to having to get the angle of the hips right, she also needs to do the inserting and removing. There are two basic ways to do this.

The woman moves her hips. This is best done in about the same fashion as when the male thrusts in to her. By doing this she'll change the orientation of the vagina which will cause the male to slide in and out. This causes a lot of friction so it will feel a lot better for both partners, although it will probably leave the woman a little sore afterwards.
The woman sits up and lifts herself on and off her partner. The result is that she physically lifts herself off the penis and then sits back down on it. This way is more difficult as the woman will often rise too high and the penis will fall out. The advantage is that she is not as likely to be sore afterwards. The drawback is that if she isn't very well trained, her thigh muscles are. Caution should be taken for her not to sit back too hard on the penis when it does fall out, as getting it the wrong way could result in injury to a spongy body.

Have Sex in the Leapfrog Position

The leapfrog position is similar to the doggy style position but with a slight twist and added benefits. Instead of the submissive person being on "all fours," he or she lowers the upper torso. He or she can either keep the rear end up with knees slightly locked to create a 45 degree angle or he/she may lower the entire body, causing the partner to also need to squat more. In the more angled position, it will often times cause the urge to slide the legs back some, creating a look similar to that of a frog jumping (hence the name, although some compare it to the child-like game of "leapfrog," also, because it looks like the person in the back is getting ready to jump over the one in front).

Advantages and Disadvantages

Trying new positions can spice up your sex life.

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Because this position can be done either with the front person's legs between the others, or on the outside, there are different advantages/disadvantages depending on the variation. If the front person's legs are on the inside, it creates a smaller, tighter entrance and if they're on the outside, it opens it up some and may feel looser, but it allows for deeper penetration. Regardless, the different angle can create new sensations for both partners.

It is sometimes relieving for the front partner to somewhat relax, laying his/her head on a pillow or on crossed arms, but this can also sometimes restrict the breathing, so caution should be taken.

As with doggy style position, this position allows for easy access for manual stimulation of the front person's genitals. It may create the feeling of domination and control, too, and allow for direct spanking or fondling without the reciprocation of the partner.

It is especially beneficial to pregnant women, too, as it takes the stress off the belly, and in the more kneeling variation, it can prevent pain from hard thrusting.

Variations

You can also be at a 75 degree angle and then you place a foot on the side of her head and apply mild preasure causing the other side to push into the surface you are on and proceed to do it, but with added pleasure.

Have Sex in the Missionary Position - What is it?

When you think of sex, odds are you might be one of many people thinking of the missionary position. While for some, it may not be considered as enjoyable as some of the other positions, such as Doggy Style or the Butterfly it can certainly have its advantages. The biggest of these is that due to the orientation of the bodies, it can allow for a very intimate sexual experience. It is very easy for one partner to look the other in the eye, to kiss the other one, etc. As a result and because it is the most commonly thought of position, this is how a great number of people lose their virginity and studies have shown it is also the most widely used position.

This position can also be more accessible to females with disabilities and, or physical limitations in their leg or body movement, however, if you do have a disability or physical limitation and want to try this position, please consult your doctor or medical professional, should you have any concerns for injury or comfort while using this position.

It can be the opinion of some to find the missionary position to be boring. This is only based on the individual perception of the person and should in no way, determine your perception or choices because many people also enjoy this position. As in all aspects of sexual postures, the enjoyment or lack of enjoyment experienced by the participants, relates more to how willing and, or creative a person chooses to be when taking advantage of the benefits it can provide. If you are looking for a vigorous, emotionless sex session, then you can experiment with a variety of positions including this one, according to your individual style. If you are looking for a position that allows you to feel close to your lover, then this might be a good one to you.

How do you do it?

Missionary is an excellent position for beginners to work on.

Missionary position can be a very simple and easy position to perform. It is accomplished by having the male lie on top of the female. Typically the female will put her legs around him, lift them in the air or do something else. In this set up the male can easily thrust into the woman.

When you think of sex, odds are this is the position that you think of.

What does he do?

This can be a fairly tiring position for the male. Begin by climbing on top of the woman, positioning yourself so that your penis is a little higher then it should be to enter the vagina. This will allow you to pull back a little, while still being in good position to thrust all the way into her. Consider your partner's wishes before engaging in a full thrust, especially if your penis is larger or longer than an average size. Once you are in position, find the entrance to her vagina. Depending on how well-lubricated she is, you may need to reach down and find it with your fingers first. If she is really lubricated, odds are you'll be able to find it with the tip of your penis. As some women have different levels of self-lubrication, it might be a good idea to have some personal lubricant available.

Once you find the entrance and as long as you are gentle enough to suit your partner's preference and your own, gradually slide your penis in as far as it will comfortably go. How lubricated she, and how comfortable she is with your presence inside of her, will determine whether you need to take your time and do this slowly, or whether you can fully penetrate relatively easily and quickly. Once you are inside, and if your partner is comfortable with this, begin to thrust. Be sure to do this with your hips and not your feet. A common mistake made in this position is the male will push his whole body forward using his toes and knees, rather then pivoting with his hips. Using your feet can make it hard to get a good and efficient thrust. In addition, you can end up pushing your partner farther towards the end of the bed, which can be bad in the long run. Always be sure to use your hips, not your feet, you will be able to thrust a lot faster this way too, should that be comfortable.

Kissing and sucking on her breasts, particularly her nipples, can be arousing to many women and while in this position, being inside of her, it is a good opportunity to find out if she would enjoy this.

What does she do?

For some, the perception of the missionary position is that it does not leave the woman with a whole lot of choices on what to do, while it can also be true that she has a lot more to do then merely lay there. Depending on the position of her particular anatomy in relation to her partner, a woman may not need to worry as much about maintaining a good angle like she does in other positions.

The woman starts by getting her legs in a good position to be entered. The legs do not need to be left laying and unattended. For some, this can make for a terrible sexual experience, depending on the person's tastes. Instead, the woman can spread and lift her legs. By adjusting the height and orientation of her legs during sex, the woman can control in part how deep her lover can go and how much friction occurs. This is where a pillow beneath the woman's hips can come in handy for some.

If it is desirable to provide the deepest comfortable penetration, one of the most efficient leg positions is found by wrapping your legs around your partner's hips. This can allow him very deep penetration and it is important for you to provide him a guide for just how deep or shallow is comfortable for you to be penetrated. Many women enjoy this position because it allows them easy access to their clitoris. Since only a small percentage of women's orgasms are from vaginal stimulation, manual stimulation of her clitoris during sex (or otherwise) can increase the odds for some women to have an orgasm. It is also important to note, that many women achieve gratifying sexual pleasure from vaginal stimulation as well. Experiment with this and find out just what your own desires are.

It is also possible for some women to push back fairly easily in this position too. This is done by pushing back on the male when he thrusts into you. The hard part here, can be getting the timing right so that you're not pulling back while he is pushing forward, etc.

You can also find more choices of things to do if the man is not directly on his knees but laying down between your legs with more of his weight distributed along his legs instead of directly upon his knees. In this position it is useful for the man to use his hips with penetration as mentioned above. You can find access to his head, shoulders and buttocks for stroking and massaging while he is in this position. It can be possible from this position for you to caress your partner's buttocks in a way that can assist him in penetrating you or coax him into favorable patterns of thrusting. Since the partner's faces are closer when the male is not directly on his knees, kissing of his neck, mouth and shoulders can be easier to attain in this posture.

Common Problems

One common problem with this position is that it can be hard to maintain with partners of differing heights on a bed. This is because when the male pushes with his legs and even sometimes when he pushes with his hips, the female has a habit of sliding forward. Put this over a long enough period of time and her head will be against the head board and if he is taller then her, this will mean he can't get in as deep. Be sure to take a moment every now and then to readjust in order to avoid this.

In some instances, it helps the female to have a small pillow (sex pillow) or wedge of padded material to use and place beneath her hips. This pillow provides a lift to the vagina and some times can make access a bit easier. Please note, that with the use of the wedge, deeper penetration can be more possible, especially for men with smaller penises or women with a longer vaginal passage. With deeper penetration, make sure your partner can be comfortable with the depth of your penetration.

Variations

Have the woman put her legs on the mans shoulders. This angles her vagina to allow for a deeper penetration.
Another fun variation is to have the woman turn on her side in a semi-fetal position while the man is still penetrating her from the same position he was using for regular missionary. The woman's position constricts the vagina, making it snugger around the penis, and is also HIGHLY enjoyable for the woman.

Have Sex in the Reverse Cowgirl Position - What is it?

The reverse cowgirl is simply a wonderful position. If you've watched porn for any length of time you have likely seen it. Reverse cowgirl is similar to regular cowgirl except instead of facing the man, the woman turns around and points her ass towards him. The advantages of this are numerous.

The position allows for far deeper penetration than others.
The woman has more control over how fast, how deep and at what angle.
Allows for easier clitoral stimulation.
If its a one night stand you shouldn't be having, you are both able to not look at the other.

How do you do it?

Reverse cowgirl can take a little practice, but in concept it is very simple to do. The woman positions herself on top facing away from the man and slides his penis inside of her.

What does he do?

This is another one of those wonderful positions where the man doesn't really have much to do apart from work on her. The woman does most of the work while the man lies there and relaxes. The man can buck the woman a little bit, or reach around and caress almost any part of her, other than that though, there are not too many options since she's probably working hard to stay there.

What does she do?

The woman starts facing away from the man. She then angles the penis backwards and guides it into her vagina. At this point she begins slowly moving up and down with varying rates of speed until one or both partners finish.

Common Problems

The two big problems with this position are keeping the penis in and not hurting it. The woman needs to be careful not to push the penis too far backwards or she could risk damaging it.

Have Sex in the Spoon Position - What is it?

Just like two naked, fornicating spoons!

The spoon position is one of the more intimate sexual positions there are. If you want wild and crazy monkey sex, this is not for you. If however you want to "make love" with your partner and feel a very close, intimate bond, this is a very good position. The spoon position is just like regular spooning, only naked and with penetration. Because the male is able to wrap his arms around the female and establish a lot of body contact, a real close connection can be felt.

For straight stimulation or deep penetration, this is not a great position. While resembling a sideways version of the doggy style position it does not allow for the same kind of deep thrusting action which that position is so known for. Also, if you are utilizing the pull out method of birth control, this position is also not real advisable since it will be harder to escape in time due to the restricted range of motion.

Spoon position is the most common position for early morning sex. It is very easy to find yourself in a position while lying next to loved one in the morning and it is a nice and gentle way to start the day, definitely better than a cup of coffee.

How do you do it?

The spoon position is a fairly simple position to get into. Both partners lie down on the bed positioned on their sides, the male behind the female. Both curve their legs, the female a little less then the male. The male comes in from behind the female so that his curve legs are touching hers. The male then enters the female from behind and then gentle sex begins.

What does he do?

This is a position that does not require much work from either partner. The male positions his body so that it bascially interlocks with the female body. Following this, he enters her from behind. The thing to remember with this position is that deep penetration is very hard to achieve, so be happy with slow, mid-depth thrusting. This is a sensual position, don't try to be too aggressive.

A good way to increase the intimacy is to wrap your arms around the front of your partner. This will make it easier to hold her while you thrust. You will also feel closer and more sensual. If your partner opens her legs a little, you will be in a good position for stimulating her clitoris with your upper hand.

What does she do?

The only thing the female really needs to worry about is making sure that she angles her hips properly. This can be slightly difficult because there will be a tendency to bend forward since that is the easiest way. This may be necessary for initial penetration, but once things get going you should be able to lean back and get close to the male again.

During sex, try reaching your arm around and rub your partner's ass or balls. This will increase the pleasure for the male as well as increase the intimate nature of the experience as a whole.

Have Sex in the Spread Eagle Position

The spread eagle position is where the currently submissive person is 'spread out' like an eagle who has spread its wings. This can either be done in a lying down or standing.

Lying Down Spread Eagle

If on a bed, for example, the person's hands should be pointed to each corner of the headboard, and the feet towards opposite ends. The person, either male or female, can also be tied down, or other various bondage materials can be used, such as handcuffs, ropes, or scarves. The other person can then mount them--if it is a girl doing the mounting, she can do it in either cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is also a suitable position for 69. This is a favorable position to create a feeling of vulnerability (you cannot get much more open than being spread eagle and having everything exposed) and if the first is restrained, it creates even more domination as the person literally has no range of motion to do much more than wiggle. Remember to be safe and follow general rules of bondage, including using a safe word. Even without restraints, it can be a fulfilling experience, although if the male is in the dominating position and is not that well endowed, there may not be as much satisfaction for either, as the female's legs puts her vagina in the most 'open' position.

Standing Spread Eagle

Basically the same as in the lying down spread eagle, this one is where the submissive person is standing. This is almost always the female, as it is hard for the male to stand to have sex without having his hands wrapped around the female is some way or another. This is most often seen in BDSM scenes.

Variations

Spread eagle position can also be used to described various positions that involve the woman just having her legs spread wide open. This may include the the legs being bent, or the woman just not having her arms/hands spread out also.

Perform a Wounded Seagull - What is a Wounded Seagull?

A Wounded Seagull is participated by four men and one woman. The woman simultaneously performs various sexual actions on the four men.

Equipment

1 horny woman
4 willing men
Alot of lubricant

How it's Done

The woman lies down on a bed in a safe area, free of sharp objects.
The first man's pelvis is between the woman's legs as he gives her vaginal sex.
The second man then sits on top of the woman's breasts and inserts his penis into her mouth.
The final two men then sat beside the woman and she gives them both hand jobs.
Continue until all are satisfied.

NOTE: This procedure can be partaken in by a fifth man who lies underneath the woman, giving her anal.

Origin of Name

The name derives from the action itself. While the woman is performing this action, she takes the position of a Wounded Seagull.

Top 10: Tips For Better Sex !

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 17:38:00 +0000

A good sex life takes time and effort to maintain. It won’t always be easy - our busy lives are taxing and often leave us tired and devoid of the imagination and motivation required to keep up the pace. Having good sex doesn’t necessarily mean spending hours and hours of frolicking, it can be as simple as doing something a little different just for a change.

Women are cyclic creatures, and her sex drive will vary depending on her hormones and what’s going on in her life. Sometimes it takes a bit longer to get her hot and the same-old song and dance may not be enough. This applies to you too.

Therefore, it's important to add a few more stimulating aspects to your sex life to keep things interesting.

Here are 10 tips for better sex, which should keep the two of you hot for some time to come.

Number 10

Blindfold her

Sexual pleasure has many dimensions, but the most important sexual organ we have is our brain. When one sense is hindered, our other senses - via the brain - clamor to compensate. For example, a deaf person has increased sensory awareness - sight, smell, touch, and vibrations. For No. 10 entry on our 10 tips for better sex guide, we're telling you that you can tap into this innate ability of ours and use it to your advantage: Blindfolding your partner increases her sensory awareness. She doesn’t know where you are or what you are going to do next. This creates anticipation for better sex - the tease. Tease her mercilessly with sensory objects, such as a feather or your tongue. Start off softly, as this excites her nerve endings and makes them far more sensitive. Be careful not to overstimulate the nerve endings, however, because after a while the neurons stop firing with such intensity and the sensation becomes null and void.

Number 9

Give her instructions

After a while you may think you know how to please your partner in every way, but this is very rarely true. There is always something you haven’t tried, and there is bound to be something one of you always does that could be done differently.

To combat this for better sex, have a lesson session in which you don’t think you know it all, and are at each other's mercy as teacher. Talk about things you haven’t tried, but would like to, then choose one suggestion from each partner, and get down and dirty. We often get caught thinking we know what our partners like, and after a while it becomes "the way it’s done." Lose this myth and put yourself in the student's chair for a while for better sex you won't regret.

Number 8

Massage

Sensual touch is one of the most highly relaxing and sexy things you can do for your partner, which is why it makes it onto our 10 tips for better sex list. Our bodies are almost without exception tense in some area, if not many areas. This hinders our energy flow - including sexual energy flow. Imagine a car that has a clogged fuel filter: the fuel (our energy) can’t get to where it needs to go quickly and smoothly, and the car performs inefficiently and ineffectively.

A relaxing sensual massage can unlock her body to some very intense orgasms and much better sex in the end. The ability to relax your partner in this way should be high on your list of skills to master. The same goes for her: The difference between a deeply relaxing massage and a sensual massage is in the manner of touch - you don’t want to relax her too deeply because she will probably fall straight to sleep.

The key to better sex in this case is to keep her senses alert, but her body relaxed. This means a firm touch, coupled with some sensory feather-light caresses. Once you've relaxed her major muscles - shoulders and back - work your way down to her buttocks. Strokes can then start to wander near to, but not on, her inner thighs, butt crease and vagina. Don’t forget her hands and feet -- there are thousands of nerve endings in our hands and feet that are very sensitive to touch. If you have no idea what a good massage feels like or how to perform one, spend some time in "lesson time" with your partner and learn what you both like or just run your hands all over her body - all over. Don’t skip to the hot spots or you’ll ruin the effect.

Number 7

Have her dress up

Pretending to be something you're not comes easily to some people. However, it has its benefits when done for fun. Stepping out of the role of being "yourself" can be a fun way to give each other permission to behave differently for better sex. Playing the role of someone else during sexual play is a very enjoyable way to give your partner some different sensations, and try things that you haven’t done before. Role playing is a great way to have better sex and to have fun with your partner in a light-hearted but sexy way. It is often the woman who does the dressing up simply because A) They enjoy it; and B) They have the resources of clothes, underwear and makeup - but don't forget that you can play too..

Number 6

Tell her your fantasies

Talking about your fantasies with your partner is a very conducive form of sex play. It increases communication with your partner, which is of great importance, as well, it also helps you get to know each other better for better sex. Yes, you may be surprised by what comes out of her mouth, but this works both ways. Keep it light at first and don’t throw her in the deep end with fantasies about people you both know or reveal fetishes you aren't sure about. Sit back with a glass of wine and keep your clothes on - for now. Fantasy play can also be incorporated into a game for better sex. Use your imagination, and keep it sexy. Take it in turns and see where it leads you.

Number 5

Play a game

Get a pack of cards and play strip poker for better sex. It may seem like something you would have done when you were in high school (given the opportunity), but adult strip poker is a good way to get naked. Once you are both naked (or nearly naked), you can start on the really fun part: A loss means the other person gets to choose what action is performed on them by the loser. Time limits like one minute on said action means that it is a prolonged game of seduction, which by the end will have you both clamoring to be both the winner and the loser. There are many other games you can play "strip" to, as long as there is regular winner and loser to reward and punish respectively. The great part about these games is that you can both ask the other person to do something in a certain way that you may not necessarily have ever done before. It can get rather filthy, and definitely lead to better sex in the end.

Number 4

Dirty talk

Talking dirty has turned people on for millennia and will continue to do so because it has something other sex play doesn’t: words. Because our brains are our largest sexual apparatus, we respond to the spoken word automatically - especially when someone says our name. The spoken word evokes emotions, sensations and blood flow to various regions, depending on the topic.

This works very much in your favor when it comes to talking dirty to your lover because women are especially susceptible to what goes in their ears (and I don’t mean cotton buds or ear candles). Talking dirty is, however, an art form and when done badly can result in fits of giggles (which, lets face it, ain't so bad but isn't quite the goal here). Don’t let this deter you.

For better sex, start off easy with neutral dirty-talk topics, such as how you feel inside her, how much you are enjoying the act and what you would like to do to her next. Don’t get too carried away, but let it flow out of you. Dirty talk can be a bit daunting at first, if you are not used to verbalizing these things, so practice. You will see how she responds to you. Dirty talk also comes under the "encouragement" category - when she sees that you like something very much, she will be more interested in doing it more. The rawness of the sexual passion aroused with dirty talk is why it is so effective. Be careful with swearing too much - though a good dose of foul language is part and parcel with dirty talk (its not called dirty talk for nothing), too much swearing/name calling can be a turn off. Try to stick to positive words, and leave the commonly used insult words out. Watch what you call her body parts too - just make sure she can handle it before launching into your tirade of filth. Chances are, the passion from you will ignite hers two-fold.

Number 3

Try a new position

You already know how to bring her to orgasm in two ways (probably). You repeat these regularly because they work - there's no harm in that. However, if you never, ever try any new positions again, how will you ever know? New positions need a reasonably high level of arousal in your lover, so choose your time to strike a new pose when she is quite obviously feeling very randy.

There is no limit to the number of ways to have sex, so you can use your imagination and come up with as many weird and wonderful inventions as you desire. Simply changing locations can dramatically change the position, so consider this too (for example on top of the washing machine, on a bench, beanbag or table).

Number 2

Use a cock ring

Cock rings slow the drain of blood out of your erection, and keep you harder for longer. A very hard penis stimulates a woman’s insides slightly differently - and much better - than one that is getting soft around the edges. Cock rings are inexpensive and usually nice to look at, and make an interesting male sex toy to add to your collection. Cock rings ensure that you can maintain the pace without faltering for better sex. This is very pleasing to your lady friend.

Number 1

Try a new place

Sex in a new locale is definitely up there in exciting things to do for better sex. You can take a drive somewhere secluded where you can get a bit risqué. Try a public place (not too public) or simply move to a different room or area in your home - or even someone else’s home. Whatever tickles your fancy. There are a million and one different places to have sex other than your home, in your bed - use them.

increase your pleasure

The list of helpful hints you have been presented with equates to a very good head start to a better sex life. The time and energy required to plan your adventures will pay off immediately, but also over the longer term. You will be rewarded according to the effort you put in with a great new skill set, and of course better sex. Make time, conserve some energy for it and relax. Life is short!

Steve Jobs (In his own words)

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 18:30:00 +0000

Steve Jobs, the former CEO and co-founder of Apple, made the world think in profound new ways thanks to the breakthrough technology he developed. Jobs was daring. He was brilliant. He also had a gift for turning a clever phrase. Now, as one of the fathers of the personal computing era passes on, we share these 15 inspirational quotes from Jobs.

On life:

"It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy." (Steve Jobs, 1985)

"You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life." (Steve Jobs, 2005)

"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary." (Steve Jobs, 2005)

On money:

"Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me…Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful…that's what matters to me." (Steve Jobs, 1993)

On work:

"I didn't see it then, but getting fired from Apple was one of the best things that ever happened to me." (Steve Jobs, 2005)

"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don't settle." (Steve Jobs, 2005)

On design:

"When you're a carpenter making a beautiful chest of drawers, you're not going to use a piece of plywood on the back, even though it faces the wall and nobody will ever see it. You'll know it's there, so you're going to use a beautiful piece of wood on the back. For you to sleep well at night, the aesthetic, the quality, has to be carried all the way through." (Steve Jobs, 1985)

"Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works. The design of the Mac wasn't what it looked like, although that was part of it. Primarily, it was how it worked. To design something really well, you have to get it. You have to really grok what it's all about. It takes a passionate commitment to really thoroughly understand something, chew it up, not just quickly swallow it. Most people don't take the time to do that." (Steve Jobs, 1994)

On motivation:

"That's been one of my mantras -- focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it's worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains." (Steve Jobs, 1998)

"When people sell out, even though they get fabulously rich, they're gypping themselves of one of the potentially most rewarding experiences of their unfolding lives. Without it, they may never know their values or how to keep their newfound wealth in perspective." (Steve Jobs, 2000)

"There's nothing that makes my day more than getting an e-mail from some random person in the universe who just bought an iPad over in the UK and tells me the story about how it's the coolest product they've ever brought home in their lives. That's what keeps me going. It's what kept me five years ago, it's what kept me going 10 years ago when the doors were almost closed. And it's what will keep me going five years from now whatever happens." (Steve Jobs, 2010)

On innovation:

"Innovation comes from people meeting up in the hallways or calling each other at 10:30 at night with a new idea, or because they realized something that shoots holes in how we've been thinking about a problem. It's ad hoc meetings of six people called by someone who thinks he has figured out the coolest new thing ever and who wants to know what other people think of his idea.

"And it comes from saying no to 1,000 things to make sure we don't get on the wrong track or try to do too much. We're always thinking about new markets we could enter, but it's only by saying no that you can concentrate on the things that are really important." (Steve Jobs, 2004)

On death:

"Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new." (Steve Jobs, 2005)

"When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: ‘If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right.' It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: ‘If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' And whenever the answer has been "No" for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.

"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything -- all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure -- these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart." (Steve Jobs, 2005)

4 Biggest Mistakes Men Make in Bed !

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:06:00 +0000

You're doing it wrong. At least that's what some women are dying to tell their partners. Even the most experienced of men may make a mistake or two in the bedroom from time to time and some end up fumbling more times than their favorite football team.

SO WHAT ARE THE TOP FOUR MISTAKES MEN MAKE IN BED?

First up - not taking cues (whether verbal or physical) from their women.

"Most women complain that men don't listen and it translates into the bedroom as well," says Nelkin. "Perhaps it stems from the male ego, which tells them, 'I know it already' or 'I know it better than she does."

Next on her list? "Not warming up the engine properly before putting the foot on the accelerator," says Nelkin.

In other words - foreplay, foreplay, foreplay! "Insufficient foreplay can undermine the entire act of sex," she says. "We women need it more than you guys do!"

Third - lack of grooming!

"Men can be lazy or forget that although they may actually like smells, most women don't want their men to smell anything but clean and fresh," says Nelkin. "Shaving and waxing help, too. (Ouch!)"

And last but not least? Staying mute.

"Use your voice," suggests Nelkin. " Barry White got laid more than a good Persian rug and we women can get very turned on by a sexy voice in bed--especially if it can tell us what it's going to do."

So what do you do if your man's got it all wrong? Well, remember laying it on the line can be deflating--in more ways than one. "You can NEVER tell a man that he's doing it wrong," Nelkin warns. "You need to tell him how you like it and how good it feels when he fill in the blank. Give him positive feedback and he'll learn quickly what you like and don't like."

43 Types of Kisses.

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:44:00 +0000

This is a collection of famous 43 Different Kisses which will blow your mind after doing it. This is all weird kisses but you will enjoy doing it. First of all you will think these are silly kisses. These are types of kisses with tongue movements. This different types of kisses will boost your sex life on next level.

Standard Kiss

A simple kiss and a great way to get and give feedback about the kiss you do most often.

French Kiss

Lean together into a simple kiss, open your mouths and touch tongues lightly. Enjoy the feeling of your tongues moving against each other. Important point - do not move too deeply into your partner's mouth.

Sniff Kiss

Popular in Asian nations where public kissing is frowned upon, the sniff-kiss doesn't involve lips at all. Lean into your date and put your nose near their cheek, ear, or neck. Inhale their scent deeply.

Nip Kiss

Instead of closing your lips with the kiss, you leave them slightly open and, as though you were going to nibble on a delicious tidbit, take a playful nip into either the nape of the neck, the cheek or the lips. Just a nip is enough. This is what nip kissing is.

Eskimo Kiss

Put your faces close together and gently rub noses back and forth, up and down, or any which way you like.

Butterfly Kiss

Get close to your partner and flutter your eyelids against their cheek, neck, lips, or nose.

Upside-Down Kiss (Spiderman Kiss)

Have your partner lie on their back or sit in a chair and lean their head back. Lean over and give them a kiss with your heads pointed the opposite direction (noses near each other's chins).

Flavored Kiss

Take a bite of strawberry, orange, piece of candy, or anything else and then give your date a French kiss.

Mystery Kiss

Head to the local supermarket or candy shop and each pick out a bunch of flavors you like – this could be things like root beer barrels, toffee, grapes, strawberries, etc. (jelly bellies work well). Don’t show each other what you bought. Take turns closing your eyes while your partner eats a bite and then gives you a French kiss. See if you can guess the flavor!

Sucking Kiss

When kissing with an open mouth, gently suck on your date's lower lip. Pull away slightly while kissing for that little extra touch, but not too hard.

Vacuum Kiss

When your lips are pressing together, gently suck the air out of your partner's mouth.

Fish Kiss

Suck your cheeks in so that both of you look like fish and try to kiss each other before you burst out laughing. Keep trying until you succeed.

The Non-Kiss Kiss

Lean in close to your date until your lips are barely touching, rub your lips against each other's without puckering.

Lick Kiss

Instead of touching your partner's lips with your own, lean in closely and gently run your tongue over their lips. End with a light kiss.

Tease Kiss

Lean in until your lips barely graze each other's and pull back slightly. Do this a few times, enjoying the feeling of your partner’s breath, before kissing.

Candy Kiss

While French kissing, pass a piece of hard candy or gum between your mouths.

Ice Kiss

While French kissing, pass a small piece of ice between your mouths.

Capture the Candy Kiss

Put a Skittle, M&M, or other small candy in your partner's mouth and see if you can find it and move it to your mouth. Don’t use anything larger than Skittles or M&Ms.

Sliding Kiss

Expose your partner's feet, ankles, legs, stomach, and neck. Have them lie down and gently kiss them on the foot and slide up to the ankle, knee, thigh, stomach, and finally neck. Make sure to slide your lips across the skin between light kisses.

Hickey

Gently, but firmly suck on your partner's skin until the area is pink or red. It may be best to do this in an area that can be covered by clothes.

From Behind Kiss

Hold your date from behind and when they turn their head, move yours around to meet them and kiss.

Slow Motion Kiss

Kiss your date at one-half or one-quarter speed.

Opposite Kiss

If you usually kiss with your heads tilted to the right, try kissing with them tilted to the left.

Downward Kiss

Starting at the ear, kiss down along your partner's jaw to their neck or collarbone.

Tickle Kiss

Start by giving your partner a normal kiss and then start tickling their ribs, stomach, or underarms. See how long you can continue while you’re both laughing.

No Lips Kiss

Lean in close, open your mouths slightly and touch tongues without touching lips.

Blow Kiss

Give your partner wet kisses on their neck, back, or shoulder (their choice). Pull back slightly and gently blow on the area to give them a cooling sensation.

Woodpecker Kisses

Have your partner close their eyes and give them short, quick kisses all over their face. See if you can cover their entire face before you burst out laughing.

Lady and the Tramp Kiss

You both hold one end of licorice, taffy, fruit, or whatever in your mouth and eat until you're kissing.

Shocking Kiss

Shuffle around the carpet until you build up an electric charge, lean in close until only your lips meet and give off a spark.

High Low Kiss

Lean in and kiss your partner's upper lip, then pull back slightly and kiss their lower lip.

Kiss on the Hand

Take your partner's hand and give it a light kiss on the top or palm.

Kiss on the Cheek

Kiss your partner on the cheek.

Kiss on the Neck

Hold your partner from the front or back and kiss them on the neck.

Frog Kiss

Move in close, open your mouths, and touch tongues quickly and briefly, like a frog trying to catch a fly. After about a dozen touches melt in for a long French kiss.

Kiss on the Ear

Lightly kiss your partner's ear, gently nibble or suck on the earlobe. Just once, lightly explore their ear with your tongue, many people don't like this but you never know.

Kiss on the Back

Ask your partner which part of the back they want kissed. Pull up their shirt and kiss the area gently, rubbing your chin, cheek, and nose across the area.

Kiss on the Foot

Ask your partner where their feet are ticklish. Avoiding those spots, lightly kiss them on the top of the foot, ankle, or toes. Give them a little tickle when you're done.

Kiss on the Navel

Pull up your partner's shirt and gently kiss them on their navel. Use your tongue to explore the area.

Kiss on the Nose

Hug your partner close and give them a soft kiss on the tip of their nose.

Kiss the Eyes

Ask your partner to close their eyes. Start by lightly kissing the cheekbone once, the eyebrow once, and then very gently kiss your date's closed eyes.

Kiss on the Forehead

Hold your partner close and give them a firm kiss on the forehead.

Switch Kiss

With this kiss you're going to kiss your partner the way they usually kiss you and vice-versa. If they're taller, start by standing on a chair, and use the style they do, kiss the lip they kiss, put your tongue in their mouth if they usually put theirs in yours, hold them the way they hold you, you get the idea. This can be a real eye-opener!

When GOD created man...

chirag.darji.143@gmail.com (Unknown) — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:27:00 +0000

God created the donkey and said to him

The donkey answered:

God granted his wish and God created the dog and said to him

The dog answered:

God granted his wish and God created the monkey and said to him

The monkey answered:

God granted his wish and God created the man and said to him

The Man responded

God granted his wish and

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