Life's mysteries

LIFESMYSTERIES

2011-02-16T15:54:00.010+03:00

As Mentioned earlier I moved to Joyunspeakable2011.

The designs at Wordpress are out of this world. I simply love them.

In other news there is a new blog in town. Its about this girl called Sue, the Kenyan Prostitute building a brand. She has surely driven all traffic to her blog. I like her candidness though.

Enough said

We have Moved

2010-12-28T15:05:00.002+03:00

I fell in love with Wordpress. Just the sheer fact that I can get a good version of it on My nokia e72 mobile device, blew me away.

Not so with Blogger (insert a long face here). They keep announcing new changes but I think they either are too slow to technology or they are teenagers just saying 'whar-ever'

So I have moved to a new home here called Joyunspeakable 2011

Halleluya Its Christmas!

2010-12-24T16:11:00.001+03:00

Yessssss

Merry Christmas. Christ is the reason for it. Enjoy

She could not love me for me

2010-12-14T08:40:00.001+03:00

Why, why, why?

Dont you see?

I accepted you,
nay saw a vision of you,

you were the perfect image,

the graceful understanding guy,

the one who no flaws know

the one makes my heart glow

the strongman ever so

I saw Denzel Washington in you

I saw the perfect Chris brown

the jocular Will Smith

the lovely Michael Power

You turned out to be

the legendary ‘jogoo wa shamba’

Who crows not in the city.

Listen Christian

2010-10-26T11:52:00.005+03:00

These words, attributed to Bob Rowland, are the bomb and I love them so much I cant avoid sharing:

Listen Christian,
I was hungry
And you formed a humanities club
And discussed my hunger.
Thank you.

I was imprisoned
And you crept off quietly
To your chapel in the cellar
And prayed for my release.

I was naked,
And in your mind
You debated the morality
Of my appearance.

I was sick
And you knelt and thanked God
For your health.

I was homeless
And you preached to me
Of the spiritual shelter
Of the Love of God.

I was lonely
And you left me alone
to pray for me.

You seem so holy;
So close to God.
But I’m still very hungry,
And lonely, and cold…

The Cat breaks

2010-09-29T18:13:00.005+03:00

The cat is an interesting animal. The house cat. Shut it in an enclosed place and see what it does. It hovers and sets itself next to the door. At the very slight opening, the cats instint is to disappear out through the door to freedom.

The cat's behaviour is a lesson, a full management lesson suitable both for the corporates and individuals at home. If you make home a prison, akin to time-out-forever, some cat will break loose at the slightest opening.

Burnt Bridges

2010-09-29T09:35:00.002+03:00

Sometimes when you walk a certain path, you look back and all you see is a set of burning / burnt bridges......

Its impossible to take the about turn. There is no more path where one used to exist. You can only focus on the path ahead of you.

Thats where I am

Traffic Jam

2010-09-27T18:23:00.003+03:00

Imagine being parked bumper to bumper on Uhuru highway. Isn't it ironic that the very road that speaks of freedom imprisons so many people?

So is the same situation I have found with fellow Christians. There is so many of us with perceptions as long as the Jam but quite as wrong too. So many believers have been parked on the prejudicial lane whilst believing they are on freedom highway. Why? Because they have not let themselves be freed by knowing the truth.

It is the truth that sets us free even from prejudice.

Living

2010-09-20T17:29:00.002+03:00

I look around and what I see is that life is liveable. I mean look at all the beautiful things there are every day. It is true there are thorns in roses, but wow, the roses are beautiful.

Am Living, a thorn encompasses right now but the flower of life is coming .....soon!

Comedy Plus

2010-09-19T12:51:00.000+03:00

A Professional Love Letter

Posted: 18 Sep 2010 12:10 AM PDT
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ComedyPlus/~3/p4PVY-T-jFw/professional-love-letter.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email

My Dearest,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the
14th of October (Sunday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500
hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the
job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from
lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take
up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense
account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward
this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sinceday to you,♫♫
♫♫Happy Birthday Dear Duffy,♫♫
♫♫Happy Birthday to you.♫♫
Duffy & Georgia

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Barber

2010-09-18T13:33:00.003+03:00

While at my barbers today I came across the following plaque Perfection is our goal, excellence will be tolerated. I perceive this to be their mantra, the driving force, their mission.

What is perfection? I keep asking myself this. Is it attainable? How about excellence? Is it about my good looking hair? Is it the hair or head anyway? Am not qualified to address this topic.

What am aware though is that each passing day affords you and me a chance; to be perfect or imperfect, to be excellent or mundane; to shave off those bushes or grow them....for the perfect is easily attainable. Do nothing, no failure will register. As for me, i know i will keep doing, even if i fail a million times, i will keep rising until my state is excellent. That I will tolerate!

Love Kept away

2010-09-18T08:42:00.003+03:00

I have seen, even noted
Until my conclusion was
I have been, even courted
Too much love portion was
A curse, so taunted

I now keep away,
No longer held sway
Not within your bay
Please dont ask to stay
love you? there is no way

Baby baby baby, baby me no more.
Bye bye bye, bye like in formal
Boy boy boy, boy yours no more
Boo boo boo, boo abnormal
No no no, no longer the same.

Look me straight in the eye

2010-09-18T07:51:00.003+03:00

People and their perceptions. There are various personalities of people. Science has tried to explain it through temperaments, then called some Sanguines, others Cholerics, others Melancholics and Phlegmatics.

Mmmh...just Google those big words up. You will get to know what temperament you fall in.

In the meantime whatever temperament you fall into, it is cowardly, even foolish to pretend to care about someone when you cant look them straight in the eye and tell them the facts as they are. Is it any wonder then that we have more gossips than truthful people?

In Tusker Project Fame my Hero is always Ian Mbugua. He does not beat about the bush. He tells you as it is. Well most people dont love him. Truth as it is hurts BUT it is reflective. It helps one to self confront, even search themselves. I love people who look me up, look me straight in the eye and ask me, Hey Joyunspeak, whats up with you really? Most so called friends though end up being retweets. They definately ask you questions with a longing just to do an RT on your words, then broadcast them to their timelines....I have little patience with those who bite on others and still blow on their wounds until the whole body is a stinking bloody mess.

Being Different

2010-09-17T20:48:00.005+03:00

Life has never prepared me for the things in my life today. I am in what you would call the thick of things. In the process I have lost friends galore. It is exciting...not so much fun but exciting. To sit down and hear things being said that would make a bestseller about you, its really being different.

I now know what it feels to be branded, so to speak with a new label. marketers all over the world do research, and development as they try to position a certain product.. Now events in my life have left me thinking that makmende was nothing but a passing word for a day or two. As for me, its another matter. No am not a fad yet.. Just a mention on so many lips...

Well, am just different, I got a game plan. Soon the mistress of charter will be exposed. Time will tell about who really was different. Her game plan is known. She looks for all ready to listen to her. Her product is selling. But just like any Chinese fraud, soon it will come to an end.

My song has arrived

2010-08-10T12:33:00.008+03:00

I recently discovered HER 3CB and quickly asked her to sign an autograph for me. She signed for me, made me her friend here and oh am so happy to share the signed autograph...mmmh nice Crystal Balls. Am just a minute from really knowing you as a person.

Here goes

My song has arrived

You are the song I’ve longed to hear
Plucked my strings, tuned my notes,
At last I am free to dance.
Sing your song my love,
Shower me with your presence.
Smile my love, arise.
Watch your lady dance.

Pain blinded me,
Stopped my ears with corks of hurt.
But I open my eyes, I see you.
You give me strength to pop the corks
And fill your glass with my soul’s champagne.

Raise your glass my love,
Toast your lady.
Lay back, smile,
Watch your lady dance.

© 3CB

You Hate Shaking Hands

2010-07-28T12:09:00.004+03:00

You hate shaking Hands?

ok wow
hands? clean? why say you my hands dirty?
why say you your hands are not dirty?
So you think that the kiss is not murkier...
or the hug?

cos a bro will go home thinking
how warm it was
and his heart will beat
so much connive his mind
to make it look like he is sealing a deal
while in the heart of his hearts
you are being set up
another pyramid scheme
only you'll know
after 9 months

SYSTEMS: MEANDERING RIVER

2010-06-24T13:44:00.003+03:00

Systems...

technical dont you think?
a process....

a river drawn on a map
that is meanderless?
no full of them
you can only hope
that the straight
will cut and leave
the bow shaped lifeless
so that the waters shall
be a real great blessing
to all the commoners
living downstream

Forgive

2010-04-21T14:05:00.002+03:00

mmmh
forgiveness;
helps the forgiver
not the forgiven
love;
blesses the lover
not the loved
mercy;
gives the merciful peace
not the mercied

so you are well off doing it
not fighting on.
just release.
you in on the right path

The Toys

2010-04-19T12:35:00.003+03:00

I got this from Wamathai of here

I smile
They smile
They come up to me
We talk
They suggest
I go along
Mouths open
Tongues touch
Clothes come off
Legs part
Moans can be heard
A scintillating climax is achieved

They are beautiful
They have good manners
But forget what your mama told you
That’s all they want
After it’s done
They are out the door
Out to get theirs
But with someone else

© wamathai warugongo

Mister sin? me?

2010-03-04T15:31:00.000+03:00

In reply to this

How can you call me sin
I torch the dark world,
i see the valley deep
i call deep unto deep
i reach all the way
i lift up the curtain of sadness
i make you feel young again
i cause you to be speechless
i maintain great power over you
I rain with power
How can i then be evil to you
If your garden is watered by me?

Happy birthday

2010-03-03T16:54:00.000+03:00

This story is reproduced from a mail sent to a fun group i belong to on facebook

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn`t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.

I thought, well, that`s wives for you, the children will remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn`t say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday".

And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day outside, and it`s your birthday, let`s go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "That`s the greatest thing I`ve heard all day, let`s go!"

We went to lunch we didn`t go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day, we don`t need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let`s go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don`t mind, I think I`ll go into the bedroom. "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there...on the couch...naked.

Habbakuk 3:17

2010-02-26T10:31:00.002+03:00

see here

It is an instance of rare virtue,
to be able to rejoice in the Lord,
when occasions of sorrow or want or devastation
meet us on every side,
our joy shall not depend on outward prosperity;
the Lord may afflict us in an extreme degree,
yet there will be always some consolation to sustain our minds,
that they may not succumb under evils so grievous; for we are fully persuaded,
that our salvation is in God’s hand,
and that he is its faithful guardian.
We shall, therefore, rest quietly,
though heaven and earth were rolled together,
and all places were full of confusion;
yea, though God fulminated from heaven,
we shall yet be in a tranquil state of mind,
looking for his gratuitous salvation.

Blessed sex

2010-02-23T22:35:00.001+03:00

wow, always love such flow.
Feels like the spasms
That one feels doing the glow
Tears spike the orgasm
A bomb just exploded
A fire too strong
I feel complete
Born again.

i cried response

2010-02-11T14:14:00.001+03:00

see here @TIME has worn away what we had
it was forever,
but am sorry to feel
cos i don't quite feel anymore
so yes time
maybe, when I see you
When you see me
we will awaken
and turn back the clock
to where we left

The real deal

2010-02-09T16:41:00.003+03:00

this glass shattering experience

I came, I broke you apart.
you forgot, you were not meant to be
a glass, tall, beautiful, wine glass
so yes, i broke you apart
but the reason I'm Back
is cos you are the flexibility
the deal, the diamond
though rough edged
but well brushed
aware, knowledgeable
unassuming.
You now
are the real deal.