tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21354364147140939812024-09-11T05:06:36.815+03:00Arata-mi Romania asa cum se vede prin ochii tai. Noi facem haz de necaz si caz din nehaz.Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-74712949080321412962010-06-25T21:43:00.000+03:002010-06-25T21:43:22.803+03:00<i><b>"Ia de la tata! Ia de la mama! Ia si de la Basescu! Ia de la Basescu!"</b></i><br /> Catelul: nu si nu :|<br /> Oare se uita la stiri si el? Nu vrea sa se "murdareasca"? Nu vom stii niciodata ce este in mintea lui :(<br /> <br /> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hXVmPBLdjzk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hXVmPBLdjzk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-82731419653604660802010-04-10T01:13:00.001+03:002010-04-10T01:14:14.476+03:00Prietenul Catalin nu ne-a dat amanunte despre aceasta imagine, dar este evident ca este vorba despre low-ride pe scuter echipat audio profi si cu muzica la maxim. Sunt curios oare ce ritmuri ieseau din minunatul mega-difuzor.<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilxpZb8bpUvYkwG46wG89ws7yXTl7rL8WAC_DciahVuBicXPVE75yXnC-5TOWJpKUNJbbAh4gyBNK882au9pEbypSXsAa1iBOpsiURMKqP-ilS_ZcQKWM_7qm2rqPy7KI5_98wt8IAjF4x/s1600/tuning_audio.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilxpZb8bpUvYkwG46wG89ws7yXTl7rL8WAC_DciahVuBicXPVE75yXnC-5TOWJpKUNJbbAh4gyBNK882au9pEbypSXsAa1iBOpsiURMKqP-ilS_ZcQKWM_7qm2rqPy7KI5_98wt8IAjF4x/s400/tuning_audio.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-41129920315938007132010-04-08T00:34:00.001+03:002010-04-08T01:04:27.090+03:00Este simplu! Sunam din reteaua <b>Vodafone</b> la *222. Dupa ce te plimba jumatate de ora prin ofertele lor "<b>promotionale</b>" si inca o jumatate de ora prin meniu, in sfarsit auzi: "<i><b>Pentru a fi transferat catre un operator apasa 0</b></i>!" Si... :)) Ce? Alegerea mea nu corespunde niciunei optiuni din meniu? Bree! Abia ce-mi spusei sa apas 0 ca sa fiu transferat catre un operator...<br /> <br /> <object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cweSO_wgszs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cweSO_wgszs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-11183373798750033822010-04-02T04:31:00.000+03:002010-04-02T04:31:49.536+03:00Desi nu este filmat in Romania, tapul sigur a trecut prin Ferentari.<br /> Fara discutie, <b>tapul</b> din imagini <b>vorbeste romaneste</b>. S-a inteles, baaaaaa?!<br /> <br /> <object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/woobL2yAxD4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/woobL2yAxD4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-21554741517023925472010-03-29T15:36:00.001+03:002010-03-29T19:52:36.451+03:00Actele la control!<br /> Nume, Prenume, data nasterii, prenumele parintilor... WTF???<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjycyMbIm6oUxakwcvS0Q8U-66D-H9p8TFLfluxi6iGKEnw9qyQKRzHtDFUapmNuOvY3eQb0-hMT9gQR83fbfqggvHRSMHSb0YOWN2TCSFBxbHR7D3qECsVMrCaE-UZVMHYglk2L4ZsJq2n/s1600/buletin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjycyMbIm6oUxakwcvS0Q8U-66D-H9p8TFLfluxi6iGKEnw9qyQKRzHtDFUapmNuOvY3eQb0-hMT9gQR83fbfqggvHRSMHSb0YOWN2TCSFBxbHR7D3qECsVMrCaE-UZVMHYglk2L4ZsJq2n/s320/buletin.jpg" /></a></div>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-87035928449057681352010-03-28T00:32:00.000+02:002010-03-28T00:32:17.263+02:00<em></em>Voicu Ruslan Panzar aka "Ricky Martin de Romania" - Participant la Mr. World 2010 - Korea<br /> Ne incanta cu mesajul transmis intr-o engleza deplorabila. Totusi il scuzam pentru ca in descrierea de pe situl oficial Mr World 2010 la limbi cunoscute, engleza nu se afla in schema; asa cum nici Monica Columbeanu "nu s-a aflat" :)<br /> <object height="295" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E22NOFv6WiI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E22NOFv6WiI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-27469957161965895152010-03-19T00:51:00.000+02:002010-03-19T00:51:37.310+02:00Are gura? Are gat? E de baut!!!<br /> <br /> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F6Vbw0RBK7o&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F6Vbw0RBK7o&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-46695281485361650032010-03-15T01:54:00.000+02:002010-03-15T01:54:55.605+02:00Se pare ca da... Se poate! Omul isi conduce M3-ul (bmw) pe DN1 cu 250 km/h.<br /> Cat despre intrat pe contrasens, la aceeasi viteza, calificativul meu: "Pericol Public!" - nu ai ce cauta pe strada. Si mai mult de atat, in niciun caz la volan.<br /> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rSNzsK0r0mk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rSNzsK0r0mk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-4036642189399603662010-03-10T22:52:00.001+02:002010-03-10T22:52:53.943+02:00Televiziunea poporului s-a apucat sa faca si productie publicitara. Va inivit sa <b>savu</b>rati acest delicios spot publicitar cu miros de branza.<br /> <br /> <i><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9jCWMdaoInI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9jCWMdaoInI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></i><br /> <i><br /> </i><br /> "O doamna din Giurgiu" a pegatit si o melodie cu subiectul/branza asta :))<br /> Lyrics: <br /> <i>Unde esti tu branza Del?</i><br /> <i>Cum mergeai cu-n copanel,</i><br /> <i>Rosii, ceapa si maslineee,</i><br /> <i>Imi e asa dor de tine</i><br /> <i><br /> </i><br /> SENZATIONAL!!!<i></i>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-24603814786136416602010-03-06T23:57:00.000+02:002010-03-06T23:57:48.278+02:00S<b>loganul</b> ar suna cam asa: <br /> "Decat sa reparam drumurile, mai bine facem o masina pentru ele" :D<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip4HDmYTT2dT7XbAkqkN-S_-NtkK7r9beOGabjXJPcN75j3XibaSH6U2GAilxX_DhyphenhyphenFRbJnJMKvd-4XD1GoDdi0hXoNMvmCobeANWqGBP7bVgYPHLYY8RRxu74f9a02hYw3fdzRK4P78w7/s1600-h/dacia_duster_suv.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip4HDmYTT2dT7XbAkqkN-S_-NtkK7r9beOGabjXJPcN75j3XibaSH6U2GAilxX_DhyphenhyphenFRbJnJMKvd-4XD1GoDdi0hXoNMvmCobeANWqGBP7bVgYPHLYY8RRxu74f9a02hYw3fdzRK4P78w7/s320/dacia_duster_suv.jpg" /></a></div>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-88492309171942335242010-03-05T02:50:00.000+02:002010-03-05T02:50:04.192+02:00<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/obwc4a_GNwU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/obwc4a_GNwU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /> <br /> 1: Coloana sonora<br /> 2: Trenul este cel de interventie<br /> 3: Sunteti siguri ca bariera/semaforul functioneaza automat? :pZumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-89296983281084183652010-03-04T09:10:00.000+02:002010-03-04T09:10:31.852+02:00<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5BpLP_CC_tQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5BpLP_CC_tQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /> <br /> Cel mai agitat acum este Dr. Dre pt ca nu poate face rost de numarul ei de telefon :(<br /> ...contractul este pregatitZumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-43745870976790644882010-03-04T08:58:00.000+02:002010-03-04T08:58:35.609+02:00Salariul Ceapa: il vezi, il iei in mana si iti dau lacrimile<br /> Salariul Nenorocit: nu te ajuta la nimic, doar te face sa suferi, insa nu poti trai fara el<br /> Salariul Dietetic: te face sa mananci din ce in ce mai putin<br /> Salariul Ateu: te indoiesti de existenta lui<br /> Salariul Magic: face cateva miscari si dispare<br /> Salariul Furtuna: nu stii cand o sa apara si nici cat o sa tina<br /> Salariul Umor Negru: razi ca sa nu plangi<br /> Salariul Prezervativ: iti taie pofta<br /> Salariul Impotent: atunci cand ai mai multa nevoie te dezamageste<br /> Salariul Menstruatie: vine o data pe luna si tine 4 zile.Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-68426086289305852192010-03-03T23:36:00.000+02:002010-03-03T23:36:15.464+02:00<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FLDKFLkbCPg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FLDKFLkbCPg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2135436414714093981.post-24038210051076107072010-03-03T22:38:00.001+02:002010-03-03T23:37:21.584+02:00Am sa dau eu startul aratandu-va ca in Romania "se poate" face asfaltare. Imaginile sunt surprinse in orasul Sinaia - "Perla Carpatilor", pe Numarul 1 dintre drumurile noastre nationale, pe la km 122, la unul dintre micile poduri unde sunt sigur ca v-ati lasat si voi cateva capace de roti si cateva injuraturi :D<br /> <br /> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KGnvdOO0Uf0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KGnvdOO0Uf0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Zumahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034862386602827717noreply@blogger.com0