I think I have ADHD

Changes

2017-06-20T20:52:00.002-07:00

"Be flexible." That phrase is one I'll never forget Bro, Uncle M! (R.I.P.) Not only did I lose one of my favorite uncles but I also lost my house to an investor in a foreclosure. They did pay $11K for us to move out so 36 months of free living (I was on time with other bills) wasn't all that bad. It's time to make money and do big thangs. As I type this blog today I've consumed around 30mg of salts and took 3 hits of the vape hybrid flower. I did I tell you about my uncle's business? I was in the Philippines for 4 weeks. Brothels, work, meeting hospital staff, etc. 4 weeks straight. But I didn't want to deal with his wife so I let it go. Kinda clash in perspectives so I guess I bailed because I didn't think she was going to pay me enough. Sucks for my uncle but I think he understands (hopefully). At least I learned if I'm not making money I need to start saving money better. Sucks. I like spending tho!

Back on the addy

2017-06-20T20:43:00.000-07:00

It completes me. Waking up in the morning is tough. I quote my cousin when he says "these are tools that should be used, especially if they're available." I've been doing 30mg a day. The same cousin I quoted above taught me the "quarter game." 7.5mg bumps not too strong but just enough. I'm a crackhead so I prefer doing a halfer in the a.m. Plus my excuse is that I was doing a 4 week stint in Manila for my uncle's business. RIP UNCLE M 12/26/16 Rewind to September. My uncle is diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer. No big deal, he'll get the chemo and be healed. Meanwhile my involvement in his company was becoming a top priority. Insurance is boring and I'm not making money doing it. His business is doing well, yes there are challenges but it's a successful business model.

"Smoke weed every day..."

2016-05-13T08:47:00.000-07:00

I need to move out by the beach. Concrete jungle getting old... I can't believe Duterte won...very interesting now that he's in what he will do. My prediction will be (and I hope I'm wrong): -militarization of the country -increase in gun ownership -partnership with China -increase in homicides

90 days

2016-05-08T22:00:00.000-07:00

I remember that phase...3 months of the good stuff. Or was it 180? Nah three months is the max on controlled ish. Still can't pull the trigger to get more addys. As a result I'm fat, lazy, not focused on doing what I need to be doing right now that I'm prime time because tick tock on the clock won't stop... So B in the house for 90 days on the 11th. Haven't stole anymore because ain't mine and not only that not strong enough. Weak sauce. But ain't mine is the most important thing. I need to get my own. I'll get some this week. Meanwhile I've been slacking with work, got a eBay biz selling cell phone parts that pays for my food and weed but that's pretty much it. The bank wants like $90K for the pad. Shieeeeet that's a lot. I need to hit $555,555 on the Power of 5's Scratchers game...I'm hooked because I'm 2-2...I won $20 on the first ticket and hit a 5X $1 = $5 (cost of ticket) on the second ticket...should I cash it or get another one??? Applied to a few jobs in cannabis and internet companies...then I thought to myself...I AM AN INTERNET COMPANY. "Click here/leave positive feedback" otherwise fuck you don't trip your friends and family will remind you to...Have a Nice Day!!!

B

2016-03-22T15:11:00.003-07:00

B in the house since February 17th but who's counting? Driving me cray. But he got caps yo! So he gave me 2 and I jacked two by opening, dispensing, closing, and placing cap back in bottle! I'm gonna get caught! There are good times and bad ones too only because I wish I had my own bedroom back dammit. Putting pressure on him to move out though which is good right??? I need to get rich. I'm broke. I need a cash bump...

Greetings from Bali airport!

2015-11-02T23:50:00.001-08:00

Heading back to LA. Was out here for my homeboy's wedding honeymoon. Weird right? You invited us to your honeymoon? That's cool...but when I get married and go on my honeymoon...y'all ain't invited. As a matter of fact no one will be around. It'll just be my bride and I only far far far away where all we do is have butt naked sex and run around butt naked!

The Hunt For Red October

2015-10-22T16:48:00.001-07:00

I've been off the salts for 8-9 months straight. I miss them. So I've been taking diet pills and smoking a lot of weed. Slacking with work. Don't wanna do shit. I've got bowling tonight...I'm gonna win the "Spicy Pot" AND "Strike It Rich" games since I didn't make dick today. Peace...!

Haven't popped since January

2015-08-13T11:42:00.000-07:00

I miss it. I gained weight. I'm smoking more to substitute it. But I'm wasting a lot of time. Should I get back on it? Needed to lose weight anyways. I could just start eating better and exercising more. I do have time to that right now. I'm "in between jobs" selling insurance, edibles, phone parts. Not enough income. Mortgage too high. Haven't paid in almost a year!?!? Time flies and it'll continue to fly. Yesterday I was backstage on The Price is Right and met: If only I had popped I coulda shoulda got more social and hang out with her at the restaurant afterwards but got stuck hanging out with stage manager who got me in. Oh well. Motivation to motivate and get these hooooooooooze wake up errybody no more sleeping in bed...!!!

Half Baked (6/10) Movie CLIP - A Cheap Date With Mary Jane (1998) HD

2014-12-18T04:27:00.001-08:00

Picture pages then a nice clip from a great movie

2014-12-18T04:23:00.001-08:00

I have found my money maker... "Mary Jane, will you marry me?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPHlAbAf2I

Yooooooooooooooooo! What the (expletive) up!!!

2014-12-18T03:37:00.003-08:00

Hi World Wide Web, Happy Holidays! I cannot remember the last time I wrote but I wanted to apologize for being DISTRACTED. For example: I wanted to learn how to "properly address Instagram" however Google led me in catching up on Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. (Hailey Baldwin: daughter and niece of Baldwin brother actors...nice but not sure Selena is self made Hailey is pretty damn foyne tho...so don't hate the player hate the game.) But don't hate the game, hate the player. Huh? Game? Player? Actors? Pop Stars? DISTRACTED MUCH??? I am due for my 100 tab refill on January 13, 2015. Numerology says, "You do not do well with numbers...you damn crackhead. And you like to gamble and bullshit too much. Distracted much?" I've been on this "wonder drug" since...I really want to guess since...circa...shit I don't know...yes I do know: Ever since I started dependency, I have lost 6 waist sizes, contact with family, friends, clients, and acquaintances. 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I don't have ADD, I just love to use amphetamine salts

2014-07-09T21:58:00.002-07:00

I'm usually a very shy person but the generic Adderall I'm taking makes me feel like a champ.

I need to be free, I need to be me

2014-03-21T13:29:00.001-07:00

Ok folks here we go...sitting on the toilet with McDonald's iced coffee in left hand, iPhone in right hand, elbows on quads and shitting out all the junk I ate yesterday...

I need to be like the feces coming out my butt...unleashed, free moving, and on to the next.

It's March Madness motherfuckers

2014-03-20T20:59:00.000-07:00

Excuse my French. Just really excited about college basketball tournament, Spring weather, having the sunset at 7pm now not at 5:30, making more money... Only because I'm down $6K from gambling online; yes I'm a bullshitter been bullshittin' on online sportsbetting, slots, card games, live card games with real and live female dealers, etc. I need help. I have addictions. I'm addicted to gambling, drugs (i.e. amphetamine, cannabis, nicotine), alcohol (beer, whiskey, vodka), sex (jerking off more than having sex with a real woman), etc. I should keep gambling to a hobby it seems like it's becoming my full-time job. I need to stop being a slave to addiction... Unless I'm making millions and partying with supermodels...!!! I need to narrow down my addictions to: making money and hanging out with supermodels (in no particular order). OK gotta go jobhunting...insurance sales and service needs to be supplemented by an additional source of income.

while my roommate is having a threesome, i'm hollerin' at y'all

2014-03-16T05:54:00.001-07:00

Saturday March 15: -I woke up from the couch (tired from pigging out, playing tennis, smoking and drinking Guinness) -Smoked up on the rooftop -Popped 15mg -Showered, got gas, went to confession and Mass (take home message: NOW is the time for CHANGE) -Came home, lit up a bowl -Lost $1000 on Condit UFC homey who was favored and who I was foolish about; opponent who was an underdog wins by TKO strike to the back of dude's knee -Processed applications (today was deadline for April 1st coverage) -Popped 15mg, woke up roommate, and got ready to go out and chase -AV looked amazing but agreed the grease/cover would be too high; popped a 15mg and got into Sayer's Club for free -Holla'ed at random breezies -Popped the remaining 15mg -Danced with random breezies -Lost roommate; he said he was on his way to threesome at Roosevelt Hotel -I thought I had a chance going to Couture (drank a $10 Red Bull) and Deja Vu (got a $23 lap dance by Ivy) -Decided not to wait for 4:49am subway nor take a taxi back home; figured I'd spend more $ at strip club so I jogged/walked back home -Drank water, smoked a bowl, now thinking about pussy but decided to write -Great, was planning to go back to Deja Vu but they close in 12 minutes

Happy bday Dad and Pam!

2014-03-13T01:17:00.001-07:00

So two days ago (March 11) it was Dad's and Pam's bday...I love them so much. I know I'm at couture right now and this could be drunken club talk (okay so we had shots of Jameson and 2 Amstel Lights at Pam's...and 2 large Stellas at Staples Center for Clippers revenge game on the Dubs, a beer at old espn zone, a beer and a Jack and Coke at the club) but I really mean that I love my family. It is one of a kind so I have to rebound myself not to take it for granted and enjoy each day with them like it's my last

Amphetamine: meet Alcohol, THC, and Nicotine

2014-02-20T22:01:00.003-08:00

Amphetamine: I'm the best. Without me, waking up in the morning sucks. Alcohol: I'm better. How many times did homeboy get limp dick because of you? And how many quality hours of sleep does he get? Goose gets you loose... Nicotine: I'm the greatest! Don't you know how much tax revenue I make and you know how many people I kill? Amphetamine: I'm legal speed...I make the world spin. THC: I really just wanted to chill out tonight, but you guys are bullshitters and I have to educate you: I'm all natural, statistically have way lower DUIs than Al, inhale/exhale and/or eat me and you get high and I'm not cancerous like Nic, in fact do you know how many cancer patients I help? I hate talking about money and tooting my own horn but I will continue to be legalized in more states so immabe the next billion dollar cash crop. BOOM BOOM BOOM...SORRY YOU HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IGNANT BIATCHES! I AM THE BEST! And to add a little salt on the wound, homeboy lost his virginity getting smoked out by homegirl. Or did he smoke her out...hmmmm...I get these senior moments every now and then...anyways...what was I saying...oh yeah: I'M NUMERO UNO! Pizza sounds damn good right about now...y'all want to put in on a large combination pie and some wings? Alcohol: Bruce, would you be kind enough to grab a Keystone Light for everyone here from the fridge? Thank you in advance! Amphetamine: Gross. I think I need to tell homeyboy he needs to take another shit soon.

Hello World! Happy New Year!

2014-01-24T04:31:00.000-08:00

How have you been? Hope all is well! I am addicted to amphetamine salts...tough not to be...without it I just want to sleep and be lazy...with it I can focus on tasks and get them done...so it is what it is...!

What up...so I should be caught up with my mortgage payments once I get my Medicare commission check. And I want to make more money by selling more insurance, my friend's water Alka H2O (natural 9.5 pH from an artesian well in Puerto Rico), roommate talking about an organic energy drink, getting involved in vaping products (a billion dollar industry) and whatever comes my way.

2014 is Year of the horse. This is my year...but horoscope projection says my financials are going to be tough...real talk: when I grind and shine I will prove this wrong. Today I went to Hollywood Park Casino and played $25 blackjack in a room called Golden Horse...I won $125 in 45 min...

So that's it...I want to thank my mom and dad for my hook up (salts) and the Prius...will need a fuel efficient ride for all the driving and grinding I'll be doing...FYI I popped 60mg today...meaning it's 4:52am and I can't fall asleep...!

I want to make big money

2013-10-25T02:22:00.000-07:00

Big money? Become a doctor, lawyer, or engineer. Or CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Whatever it may be gotta get there... My cousin keeps putting the bug in my ear; go to medical school and take over your dad's practice: "Hey cuz, fuck the BS. Dude you should go to medical school. At least you will be in school in the PI, with hella addy and a dimers everywhere...you're gonna be clownin' on everyone like 5 years from now..." As I lay naked with this naked bitch in her fixer upper that fell asleep after eating her out and fucking her (I didn't come by the way; must have been the 37.5 mg I consumed today, 3 Johnny and Cokes, 1 Corona, and 18 holes of walking golf) I'm thinking to myself: how am I going to get paid? I've been doing insurance for 10 years and never hit six figures. And with Obamacare underway...I need an exit strategy... My older sister is a doctor and so is my old man. It's in my blood. How bad do I want it? Otherwise living paycheck to paycheck fucking girls I really don't have a future with is the fucked up path I choose. So help me God.

Blasphemy

2013-10-22T00:03:00.001-07:00

"Take this, all of you, and eat of it: for this is my body which will be given up for you." I have a lot of work to do before I go to bed later...and that prompted me to consume a 7.5 mg. When I was breaking the tab into a half and then a fourth, I found myself stating Jesus's phrase in my head. Right then I knew I crossed the line when I was consuming way more generic Adderall amphetamine salts than the Body of Christ. But I've got work to do. And I need to focus...however I DO need to go to Mass more and celebrate the Eucharist, just so I've got a perfect balance of mind, body, and soul.

4:09am

2013-10-10T04:16:00.003-07:00

I think I took a 20 minute powernap. I have CNBC on and they're talking about different stocks. Maybe I should IPO my blog. I just remembered they released a new $100 bill last Tuesday. The new bill is to have "more anti-counterfeit properties." How the hell can the "shut down" government that is in debt in the trillions be allowed to print more money? Because this is America and we can fuck you up with our weapons of mass destruction! And what the hell is my roommate watching in his bedroom 30 feet away? He keeps giggling like a cheerleader...

2:47am & Not Sleepy

2013-10-10T03:19:00.000-07:00

Earlier today: 9am: 15mg (had to drive to Downtown LA) 12:30pm: 15mg (sitting in a conference room for Medicare training and was about to take exam and it was raining and gloomy) 6pm: 15mg (on the way to bowling league) 7:30pm: 15mg (I bowled an 87 my first two games) 2:52am: WIDE AWAKE and supposed to play golf at 7am with my uncle who talks mad shit, cheats, and has no golf etiquette. FUCK! After golf need to shop for a computer with my mom. FUCK! In addition I need to make calls too. FUCK! Usually jerking off makes me fall asleep after consuming 15mg-30mg. But in this case it won't. DUH! So instead of forcing myself to watch filth I choose to write. My roommate is still up. He's ran up to the kitchen twice to eat food. How the fuck does he stay up this late? Obviously he's not on crack because he has an appetite. But the motherfucker sleeps in late. I don't think he got up until I got home at 3pm today...can't knock on the dude. He has an MBA, has money, only socially drinks, doesn't do drugs, and doesn't bring the homies to the house. He did piss me off last Thursday because he fucked a bitch on the couch! A) that's the couch, shared furniture B) the bitch was loud C) the couch is located directly above my bedroom D) I was in bed with a high fever and chills I guess that was his way of getting my attention. I've been dodging him and we're supposed to be business partners. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt maybe he didn't know I was home because I've been gone a lot. All in all he's what I wish I was. Tall, dark, good looking, and doesn't give a fuck when it comes to bitches. Yeah we were raised differently, come from different cultures, and have different beliefs but can't knock on the guy that pays me $1250/month to stay here. There's no way I can afford the monthly mortgage on my own. But coming back from Maui...I need to live by the beach! I'm in a bowling league out on the westside just so I have an excuse to go to the beach. Thinking of renting out this entire pad so I can do so. I didn't tell you but I got my CPR certification! Hoping to be a lifeguard! Meaning I need to get healthy and be able to swim long and far! FUCK! Okay folks need at least 2 hours of sleep...so I'll try and close my eyes and think about big boobies and wet cunt and hopefully fall asleep... "The time is now 3:18am...you cracked out motherfucker..."

3 Quarters Done, One Quarter Remains

2013-10-10T02:23:00.001-07:00

January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September and now it's already fucking OCTOBER. Time flies when you bullshit and watch other people make money off of the stock market, those with cash buy foreclosed homes, watch your loved ones go through their personal lives' transformations. Fuck you economy, the richer are getting richer and the poorer are getting poorer. Yes I can go finish school, go to medical school and become a doctor. It's a career in the United States that is always high in demand, especially because we Americans eat shit, drink shit, and think like shit. THANK YOU MAINSTREAM MEDIA! May your advertisers who are continuously making us fat, broke, and sick continue to pay you well so you rich fucks can continue to buy your Whole Foods groceries, go on lavish vacations, and continue to control "we the People of the United States of America!" Okay enough about other people and politics. What about ME? Well, thank you for asking! I am 2 months behind on my mortgage payments. Yes I still gamble, spend money on massages and rub and tugs, and other bullshit but dammit in lieu of health insurance I'd rather spend my money on bullshit. It makes me feel good kinda sorta. Started dating a blast from the past this year. We met in Vegas (I had a table at Body English circa 2005) and she was able to get past security with her 2 other hot girlfriends. I finally got out of the "friend zone" and started having sex with her starting back in June. The first time (after a long drought) I wore a condom but did not come. The second time I didn't wear a condom but didn't bust either. It is safe to say that amphetamine salts CAUSES IMPOTENCE AND DECREASES LIBIDO. Or maybe my other head was saying "DO NOT GET THIS BITCH PREGNANT!" So when we do get intimate I make sure to give her a full body massage and eat her pussy. Kinda blown out (she's 36 now) but it tastes good and it's better than my right and left hand. But one night at dinner she caught me slipping: Her: "I can't sleep with you tonight..." Me: "Why not???" Her: "Babe I've got a busy day tomorrow. And if you come over we won't go to sleep right away and you'll keep me up all night." Me: "No I won't. It'll only take me two minutes." Her: "Just because we hang out doesn't mean we have to have sex." In my head: "Fuck you then. Because if I would have known I wouldn't have picked your prude ass up and pay for this $80 dinner!" I haven't seen her in almost 3 months... I think about her (and fucking) everyday but I feel like I only got to see her when it was convenient for her and I had to be penciled in her schedule. And I promised her that I wasn't like other guys; we can be fuck friends and be adults about it and not get all emotionally attached. Well I lied because she was the only piece of ass I was banging. Which means 9 months have passed and I've been bullshitting on my New Years' Resolutions...

Hello Twenty Thirteen

2013-01-28T20:01:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year! I'm back. And I'm on 30mg of amphetamine salts. I have a six pack. I have money in the bank. I am current with my mortgage payments. I am doing okay with my job. I need a girl who I can trust and trusts me. I am in a bowling league, play golf and tennis. I still gamble alot but not wrecklessly. I still drink but do not binge drink as much because I feel like shit the next day. So my goals this year: 1) make more money 2) find a cool chick 3) stay in great physical, mental, and emotional shape Stay focused, live life to the fullest, and be grateful and greatness will happen. Peace out... -Anonymous

I re upped on the amphetamine salts

2012-04-27T11:29:00.001-07:00

Dear World, My apologies but I've been away. It's been a roller coaster...I skipped out on paying my mortgage 9 months last year so I owed a whopping $31,000 with late fees and legal fees. I was able to "save" $10,000 and guess what I tried to do with it in Vegas?!?!? Let's just say Palazzo/Venetian send me postcards for free suites every month. Motherfuckingshit! I should have my name on a title for these goddamn suites. But that's the past. And luckily I have loving parents who bailed my sorry ass and fronted the $31,000 to get my house out of foreclosure. They thought I was on drugs. I told them "No, I just can't concentrate...I think I've hit a wall with my career...in 2010 I killed it...why? Because of the amphetamine salts...in 2011 I lost it...why? Because I have ADD and I need help. So guess what they did??? Let's just say that it gets me going. And without it life sucks. I've lost inches on my waist. These size 30 Joe's jeans are so big I need to use the 4th hole (I used to could get away with the 2nd hole) in my belt so they don't sag to the ground. How's business? Not bad...closing a few small deals here and there. Need to get it going with the groups though. Q2 is underway and I'm almost done with my Rx. A colleague burned me "Think and Grow Rich" (how did he know that I hate reading?). It's very inspirational...and it makes perfect sense. What do I have lined up this year? -Developing a golf app with a good friend and another dude -Trying to grow my book of business -Writing more. I need to express all this shit in my head. It's therapeutic! Speaking of shit I gotta take one. Coffee, multivitamin, Acai berry green tea pill, and 15mg of amphetamine salts will do that to you..