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2023-05-29T02:14:00.001-07:00

Sorry, you got here too late. The news has now ended. It was here for a bit, mainly between 2018 and 2022 when everybody used to read this site, but it's gone now. What you naively think of as "news" is now just people having feelz and drama on social media. The real news, disgusted by our post-truth attention-junkie World, has boarded a rocket ship for another planet in a far-distant galaxy, where some real news may actually be happening. Or maybe not.

YOUNG FOOTBALL PLAYER "COMES OUT" AS HAVING NO TATTOOS

2022-05-18T18:05:00.007-07:00

Did not want to be pierced in lots of unusual places

A young English football player has become the UK's first active male professional footballer to come out publicly as having no tattoos.

The player told Sky News he felt now was the right time to tell his story at the end of a season in which he scored more than 30 goals and made his professional debut in the Championship.

"I told my mum and my sister. The day after we played Accrington and I scored four, so it just shows how much of a weight off the shoulders," he said.

He now hopes to become a role model for other young players who don't want to get a man stamp in order to play footie.

People across the football world and beyond showed their support for the brave teenager. Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp, speaking to Sky Sports after Tuesday's 2-1 win at Southampton, said:

"Fantastic. When I saw him talking about his lack of 'jab art' I couldn't believe he was 17 years old. At that age I had been to the 'aids parlor' a dozen times and had loads of tats. In fact some of the designs are illegal in Germany, which is why I manage an English club. The whole football community will support this young lad. Whatever we can do. I don't know him but I'm really proud of him. I'm really happy for him."

Prince William, the president of the Football Association, also tweeted his backing for Daniels on Tuesday afternoon. He wrote:

"Football should be a game for everyone. What this young lad has done takes courage and will hopefully help break down the barriers that have excluded players without 'job blockers' from hugging and kissing other players on the pitch. I hope his decision to speak openly about his lack of skin ink gives others the confidence to do the same."

Typical Premier League players

DEADLY ONE-EYED TROUSER SNAKE ESCAPES FROM ZOO

2022-05-18T03:36:00.002-07:00

Do not approach, touch, or stroke rhythmically

Police are on the hunt for a deadly, one-eyed trouser snake after it escaped from the local zoo. The snake, who answers to the name of "Rupert," has only one eye and a small pair of trousers which it never wears.

He was last seen slithering down the high street in a southerly direction.

Members of the public have been warned not to approach the dangerous reptile and to call the police, who will come and humanely shoot it. Even skilled and experienced handlers have been known to go blind from stroking this snake.

The one-eyed trouser snake's favourite diet are cunt weevils and panty mice so anyone keeping these as pets should be particularly vigilant.

CLOSET-STRICKEN 'AMERICA FIRST' LEADER DECLARES "FATWA" AGAINST FORMER ASSOCIATE

2022-05-17T14:19:00.005-07:00

Nick Fuentes, the increasingly closet-fever-stricken leader of the America First movement, has apparently declared a "gay fatwa" against a former friend and associate who rejected his closeted attempts to be "more than friends."

The former friend, Jaden McNeil, has been making a string of embarrassing revelations about Fuentes in recent days. But claims he has only been doing this to defend himself against Fuentes's closeted rage.

Many of the revelations made by McNeil appeared on the Kino Casino livestream show on Friday 6th of May.

As reported by the Kansas City Star:

McNeil stunned many America First supporters by going on a YouTube livestream show for nearly four hours Friday to talk about why he was leaving. He said he was on the America First Foundation board [...]
McNeil said on Friday’s livestream that he wasn’t planning to go public about why he left but changed his mind because Fuentes had been attacking him.
“He’s threatened me, he’s doxxing my biggest donor, he’s threatening to dox other people through his little proxy of minions,” he said.

However, McNeil's actions provoked a further bout of "closet fever" rage from Fuentes, with the America First leader using his undoubted rhetorical skills to work up his following of fanatical incels into a sweaty lather on a livestream on Tuesday (10th).

Throughout Fuentes’ nearly five-hour show on Tuesday, supporters posted a constant stream of comments, the majority of them bashing McNeil, and many sent donations. At one point, the program had more than 10,000 viewers.
“Death to traitors,” one follower said. “I do solemnly swear to destroy Nick Fuentes’ enemies,” said another.

As many of Fuentes's followers worship him and would do anything to please him, it is clear that McNeil's life is now in danger, in exactly the same way that novelist Salman Rushdie's life was in danger when Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini placed a fatwa on him in 1989.

Among the most damaging revelations made by McNeil is that Fuentes got wildly jealous when he started seeing a girl. But, more seriously, McNeil claimed that Fuentes committed fraud on his followers and donors by pretending to have no access to funds when he did, using this deception to grift on them.

In January 2021, the government reportedly froze Fuentes's bank account as part of its investigation into a suspicious donation to him of $250,000 in bitcoin.

This occurred shortly before the January 6th "Stop the Steal" riots at the Capitol in Washington and may have helped fund illegal activities. Some theories suggest the money may even have come from Russian sources.

Later the government released Fuentes’s bank account, but, according to McNeil, Fuentes failed to tell anyone and continued to raise money from donors on the grounds that he had no access to his funds.

HOW GAY IS NICK FUENTES

TYPICAL ALT-RIGHTER GUNS DOWN 13 PEOPLE AT BLACK SUPERMARKET IN BUFFALO

2022-05-14T23:33:00.007-07:00

A typical Alt-Righter pumped up on memes, "hate facts," and conspiracy theories about the Jews, has gunned down 13 people, 11 of them Black, and 10 of them dead, in an attack on a supermarket frequented by Blacks. The attacker was subsequently arrested.

As reported by the Buffalo News:

The shooter, identified in court as Payton Gendron, 18, of Broome County, appeared to have left a racist online manifesto and live-streamed the shooting to social media sites.

A screenshot of the video showed a racial epithet used against Black people written in bold lettering on the barrel of the shooter's high-powered assault rifle.

Down the street from the chaotic scene, where dozens of police officers blocked off Jefferson Avenue, Cedric Holloway was inside the Johnnie B. Wiley Pavilion trying to keep teenagers calm.

Holloway, the Wiley Pavilion's director, is also a retired member of the Buffalo Police SWAT team. He recognized the writing and markings on the gun as similar to those of a shooter in New Zealand who killed 51 people at a mosque in 2019.

The video of that shooter, who was a white supremacist, was eerily similar to the Tops Markets shooter in Buffalo, Holloway said, adding that it was difficult but necessary for him to speak with the teenagers at Wiley – all who were Black – about the fact that some people want to hurt them because of their skin color.

“It’s important that they know it’s out there," Holloway said. "You can’t shield them from the real world.”

The neighborhood where the shooting occurred is 79% Black, 13% Asian and 3% white, according to U.S. Census data.

In a manifesto published online, the shooter explained his reasons for committing the massacre, using loads of "hate facts" and memes culled from the Alt-Right talking points. Hate facts, BTW, are facts that have been validated in some way, but nevertheless remain controversial or socially divisive, and can be used to stir up hatred and dysfunction, rather than practical solutions.

Race "hate facts" cited in the shooter's manifesto.

Among the hate facts cited by the killer are the following:

"Blacks are more prone to psychopathy and less capable of empathy than Whites.
Blacks are 80% more likely than Whites to neglect their children.
Blacks have less moral understanding than Whites.
Blacks are more reckless than Whites.
Blacks are twice as likely to subject their children to severe violence than Whites.
Black women are more than twice as likely as White women to abuse their husbands.
Black youth are two and a half times as likely as White youth to have raped someone.
Blacks are more likely to kill their spouses than other races"

On its title page, the manifesto has a "Black Sun," a Neo-Nazi symbol commonly used in the Alt-Right (and by some members of the Ukrainian armed forces); and is peppered throughout with typical Alt-Right memes, including a Stone Toss cartoon and Daily Stormer-created "Ben Garrison" anti-Semitic cartoons.

Stone Toss cartoon featured in the killer's manifesto.

The killer was mainly motivated by his views on "racial replacement." Even though the attack was on Blacks, the killer's views, expressed in the manifesto, blame the Jews for pushing a policy of low birth rates for Whites and mass immigration from the Third World through their control of the media. This is EXACTLY the main talking point of Alt-Right groups and publications like TRS, Daily Stormer, Unz Review, and Patriotic Alternative.

In fact, it would be impossible for the killer to have the kind of views expressed in the manifesto (which you can download from Kiwi Farms) without being steeped in Alt-Right content, and he confirms this in his own account of how he was radicalised:

I started browsing 4chan in May 2020 after extreme boredom, remember this was during the outbreak of covid. I would normally browse /k/ because I’m a gun nut and /out/ because I love the outdoors and I eventually wound up on /pol/. There I learned through infographics, shitposts, and memes that the White race is dying out, that blacks are disproportionately killing Whites, that the average black takes $700,000 from tax-payers in their lifetime, and that the Jews and the elite were behind this. From there, I also found other sites, like worldtruthvideos.website, dailyarchives.org, and dailystormer.cn where through data and exposure to real information I learned the truth. We are doomed by low birth rates and high rates of immigration. I never even saw this information until I found these sites...

The manifesto also includes this rather cringe cartoon meme of what appears to be Richard Spencer from a few years ago:

Spencer, who has long since turned his back on the Alt-Right, however was quick to distance himself from the Alt-Right and the internet "free for all" culture in which Alt-Right memes thrive, tweeting support for a draconian clamp down on internet freedom. Maybe that has been the plan all along.

ERDOGAN THREATENS TO VETO NATO EXPANSION (DESPITE RUSSIAN "TURKROACH" MEMES)

2022-05-14T06:35:00.002-07:00

Totally chilled and respectful image of Turkish President Recep Erdogan

President Recep Tayyip Erdogan of Turkey, who is usually represented as a cockcroach in Russian-created memes, is oddly doing Russia a favour by threatening to veto Finland and Sweden's application for NATO membership.

As reported by the Independent:

Turkey’s president Recep Tayyip Erdogan has criticised Finland’s decision to apply for Nato membership, claiming it and neighbouring Sweden are “home to many terrorist organisations”.
The opposition from Erdogan has the potential to thwart the potential bids from the two nations, since membership of the alliance hinges on unanimous agreement from all 30 member states. Turkey is a Nato member.
“We are following the developments regarding Sweden and Finland, but we don’t hold positive views,” Erdogan told reporters in Istanbul, adding it was a mistake for Nato to accept Greece as a member in the past. “As Turkey, we don’t want to repeat similar mistakes. Furthermore, Scandinavian countries are guesthouses for terrorist organisations,” Erdogan said, without expanding on any details of the claim.

Basically Erdogan is just pissed that Sweden and Finland don't immediately arrest and behead all the Kurdish dissidents who now live safely in their countries after escaping from Erdogan's secret police.

This, however, doesn't mean that Sweden and Finland joining NATO is off the table. It just means that there'll have to be a bit of backstairs horse-trading and a few extra strings pulled.

In response to Erdogan’s statement, which appeared to come as a surprise to Finland, foreign minister Pekka Haavisto urged patience and called for a step-by-step approach in response.
“We need some patience in this type of process, it’s not happening in one day... let’s take issues step-by-step,” Haavisto told reporters.
Haavisto visited Turkey twice in recent months and Finnish president Sauli Niinisto spoke on the phone with Erdogan in early April.
After that call, Niinisto tweeted: “Turkey supports Finland’s goals.”

Like I already said, Erdogan's off-the-cuff remarks are unlikely to change much, as deep down he knows that the Russians are behind all the "Turk-roach" memes out there and there are a LOT!!! Russia has a long history of polluting the internet with crappy and indeed racist memes like these:

2020 ELECTION FRAUD "BUSTED WIDE OPEN"...BUT NOBODY CARES

2022-05-11T15:00:00.003-07:00

You'll have heard about "2000 Mules," a film by Dinesh D'Souza that "busts open" all the voter fraud that happened in the 2020 U.S. Presidential election. I haven't seen it but I've heard it's good.

This is the kind of documentary that the Right wing should be jumping all over. Yet, strangely, nobody seems even slightly interested in it. Tucker Carlson hasn't mentioned it, and even NewsMax hasn't touched it with a bargepole.

Politicians that you'd think would be up in arms about rampant voter fraud, like Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Ron DeSantis, have been oddly silent. I mean these guys go round like they actually want to beat the Dems, don't they?

Dinesh is pissed, but also kind of not that pissed.

So, what is really going on here? Why are no big media outlets and politicians picking up on "2000 Mules"?

Really there are only two possibilities. Either:

(1) all politicians and the entire media are all in on the conspiracy to steal the election, or

(2) D'Souza's documentary is just a crock of shite that proves nothing important

Really, it's got to be one of these two, or D'Souza's documentary would be picking up more interest than just the usual losers and freaks on the internet. Even Ben Shapiro seems ambivalent:

PAUL JOSEPH WATSON COMES OUT AS A "TOTAL NAZI"

2022-05-08T02:33:00.010-07:00

"Imagine my shock..."

Popular YouTuber, Paul Joseph Watson, has just had a "Richard Spencer moment" - basically saying a lot of stupid "Neo-Nazi" shit that revealed his previously more "moderate" views were just heavy optics.

As reported by the Korean-controlled BylineTimes:

Far-right YouTuber and former Infowars editor Paul Joseph Watson said he would like Jewish people to be wiped off the face of the Earth, in an exclusive recording obtained by Byline Times.
In the recording, made during a party and shared with this newspaper by an anonymous source, 39-year-old Watson can be heard saying: “I really think you should press the button to wipe Jews off the face of the Earth.”
The recording was confirmed by three secondary sources. Byline Times contacted Watson, and his lawyers, with numerous requests for comment but received no response.
Watson uses a string of racist and homophobic epithets and claims that he is sick of “media f****t activists” sticking signs “up in my face trying to get me to join the gay f****t Palestinian cause. I don’t give a shit about Israel and Palestine. I care about white people. Not sand n****r Jew P**i f****t c**ns”.

For many years PJW successfully rode and grifted on the wave of White racial discontent, with relatively light deplatforming.

He did this by constantly dog-whistling and using pronouns -- "they," "them," etc. -- while avoiding outright racial smears and references to the Jews. His more overt comments are thus a welcome clarification of his views and an overdue elucidation of his analysis of modern society.

Assuming these comments are genuine and not just some weird deep fake or deeply disingenuous edit, then, what exactly are PJW's views?

It seems that despite evidence that he himself is gay, he dislikes homosexuality in general, which some people might call hypocritical. But this is hardly surprising as most gay or submasculine people have a fraught relationship with their own sexuality.

Watson is also quite scathing about almost all non-White races, mentioning Arabs, Blacks, and Pakistanis in a negative way using racial smears.

Partly this is the gay/sub-masculine thing again, with Watson attempting to appear "big n' tough n' macho" by using racial smears, but these comments should also be taken at face value. Are they particularly revealing or relevant? I would say not really, as these views are relatively common among large sections of the British population, and many people speak like this in private.

Watson also seems to view the Jews as a separate ethnic or racial group with interests of its own. This too is hardly a radical view, as many people, including groups like the SPLC, the ADL, and the Israeli government believe this to be the case.

Alas there is no evidence in these recent comments that Watson blames the Jews for most of the problems of the modern world, which would make him an actual "Neo-Nazi," although there is other past evidence that he, at least, leans in this direction.

In a 2021 article published on Affirmative Right, Colin Liddell pointed to Watson's frequent use of anti-Semitic Neo-Nazi tropes and memes, citing his video Social Engineering in TV Commercials:

...he uses his whole video to point out how anti-White TV ads appear to be -- being careful to only pick the ones that support his agenda -- and then implies that some sort of centrally-controlled social engineering thingee is going on.
There may or may not be, but if he is so sure of this, the intellectually honest thing to do is to state just what his theory is. The Nazi dogwhistling -- Stonetoss and Bernays -- suggests he is moving in that direction, but then again he never says it's the Jews, or anything like that.
It's just: "Entity-X" (fill in blank) is somehow doing social engineering using unpopular Xmas ads "for reasons"

This nebulous, dog-whistling, fearmongering and hatemongering that Watson has grifted off for years may now be more difficult in the years ahead.

LAVROV BLAMES THE HOLOCAUST ON THE JEWS

2022-05-02T08:00:00.012-07:00

Thanks to its foreign policy, Russia is now pushing this meme.

In daring new comments, Russia's Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov has blamed the Holocaust, in which 6 million Jews are believed to have perished, on the Jews themselves!!!

During an interview with Italian TV channel Rete 4 on Sunday (1st May), Lavrov was asked how could Ukraine's government be "Nazis" when its leader, President Zelesnskyy, is a Jew.

Lavrov replied:

"I think that Hitler also had Jewish origins, so it means nothing."

And added:

“For a long time now we’ve been hearing the wise Jewish people say that the biggest antisemites are the Jews themselves.”

Lavrov: "Jews = Nazis = Jews"

The claim that Hitler was Jewish and that the Holocaust was therefore an act of Jewish self-loathing has been "deboonked" by most serious historians, but continues to have a following among people attracted to interesting and unconventional theories.

Whether true or not, the theory has a long pedigree.

According to the Jewish Virtual Library, in 1933, the London Daily Mirror published a picture of a gravestone in a Jewish cemetery in Bucharest inscribed with some Hebrew characters and the name "Adolf Hitler."

The German leader was sufficiently worried that he had the Nazi law defining Jewishness re-written to exempt Jesus Christ and himself from its remit.

In 1946 Hitler's close associate and top Nazi, Hans Frank, wrote a memoir shortly before his execution, which claimed to have uncovered evidence in 1930 that Hitler’s paternal grandfather was a Jewish man living in Graz, Austria, in the household where Hitler’s grandmother was employed. Frank undertook the research at Hitler's own request.

Frank claimed that he discovered the existence of correspondence between Maria Anna Schicklgruber – Hitler’s grandmother – and a Jew named Frankenberger living in Graz. According to Frank, the letters hinted that Frankenberger’s 19-year-old son had impregnated Maria Anna while she worked in the Frankenberger household:

"...that the illegitimate child of the Schickelgruber [sic] had been conceived under conditions which required Frankenberger to pay alimony."

This illegitimate union is thought to have taken place in 1836, making Hitler at least 25% Jewish.

In 2010, the British paper The Daily Telegraph reported that a study had been conducted in which saliva samples were collected from 39 of Hitler's known relatives to test their DNA origins and found, though inconclusively, that Hitler may have Jewish origins.

The paper reported:

"A chromosome called Haplogroup E1b1b1 which showed up in [the Hitler] samples is rare in Western Europe and is most commonly found in the Berbers of Morocco, Algeria and Tunisia, as well as among Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews ... Haplogroup E1b1b1, which accounts for approximately 18 to 20 per cent of Ashkenazi and 8.6 per cent to 30 per cent of Sephardic Y-chromosomes, appears to be one of the major founding lineages of the Jewish population."

Lavrov's comment brought condemnation from a wide array of politicians and media figures.

SPENCER & CO. FOUND ON-LINE "ZOOMIVERSITY" FOR $200 A SHOT

2022-05-01T01:27:00.002-07:00

Remember Richard Spencer? He was some crazy dude from a few years ago, who was going to burn down the sleepy Virginia college town of Charlottesville, and start something called an "ethnostate", with support from Vladimir Putin and his Svengalian henchman Alexander Dugin.

Now he's all changed. In place of the Hitlerian jargon and scarey tiki-torch parades, he's just a soft-spoken Joe Biden normie with alimony and palimony payments to keep up, and generally a much more mellow guy who loves "ZOG" and "Big Brother."

Indeed, his latest venture is not some crazy Alt-Right coup d'etat to seize the state or die trying, but instead the founding of a humble on-line "university" that will run courses on respectable academic subjects through Zoom calls.

Named "Alex University" after some old library that got burned down by Muslims, the online scholastic venture even has its own web page.

Courses will cost $200 a pop, and the "professors" will include Spencer himself and Edward Dutton, who is already a real professor in the Far North of Finland, and some guy who calls himself "Mark Dalit," who's into weird, but totally harmless, pagan, esoteric shit.

In fact the "Zoomiversity" or "Spencerversity" won't be a million miles away from what Spencer & Co have been doing on livestreams for the last few years, except that the "superchats" will be paid in advance and there may possibly be more back-and-forth with the participants.

The first two courses will be:

Nietzsche’s Political Theology (Instructor: Richard B. Spencer, Sundays, June 12 — July 17)

Introduction To Evolutionary Psychology (Instructor: Edward Dutton, Sundays, June 19 — July 17)

Other courses on "The Symbolic Language Of Hollywood Cinema" and Nietzsche's "Zarathustra" are in the planning stage.

Could Spencer have finally found his niche and final form in life?

Old Spencer

New Spencer

SWEDISH RIOTS BEING "STOKED" BY RUSSIA AFTER SWEDEN LEANS TO JOINING NATO

2022-04-18T02:55:00.018-07:00

The mainstream narrative on the ongoing riots in Sweden is as naïve as you would expect from mainstream news organisations. It basically just skims the surface. According to this, the riots are a gut-felt reaction by Swedish Muslims to an act of provocation by a nasty Right-wing hatemonger.

Here is the BBC following the "news path of least resistance":

Clashes have taken place for a fourth day in several Swedish cities, sparked by the apparent burning of a Quran by a far-right, anti-immigrant group.
Local media said three people were injured in the eastern city of Norrköping on Sunday when police fired warning shots at rioters.
Several vehicles were set on fire and at least 17 people were arrested.
On Saturday, vehicles including a bus were set on fire in the southern city of Malmo during a far-right rally.
Earlier, the governments of Iran and Iraq summoned Swedish envoys to protest about the burning.
Danish-Swedish extremist Rasmus Paludan, who leads the Stram Kurs, or Hard Line, movement said he had burned Islam's most sacred text and would repeat the action.

But the question to be always asked in cases like this is: "Why now?"

Sweden has had Muslims for some time, and even Right Wingers. Why wasn't this shit happening a few weeks or months ago, or else sometime in the future?

The answer is probably connected to this statement by the Russians, who are worried about the Swedes finally joining NATO:

Moscow: Russia's foreign ministry on Friday warned of unspecified "consequences" should Finland and Sweden join the US-led NATO defence alliance, after Moscow sent troops into Ukraine.
Moscow's military actions in Ukraine have sparked a dramatic U-turn in public and political opinion in both Finland and Sweden over long-held policies of military non-alignment.
Finland said this week it will decide whether to apply for NATO membership within weeks, and Sweden is also discussing joining the alliance.
"The choice is up to the authorities of Sweden and Finland. But they should understand the consequences of such a step for our bilateral relations and for the architecture of European security as a whole," Russian foreign ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova said in a statement.

Yes, "unspecified consequences." That must be code for "We'll stir up riots by your migrant population."

It is well known from the Anglosphere that Russia controls many Far-Right elements, and uses them to push divisive narratives, disinfo, and isolationist rhetoric. There is an extremely high likelihood that this is the case in Sweden as well.

Rasmus Paludan and Stram Kurs are definitely on Russia's radar. Indeed, when they were featured on Russia Today in 2019, they were campaigning on the standard line used by Kremlin-controlled nationalists, namely that of pulling troops from overseas to "police the border against migrants."

Here, catch the RT rhetoric in all its blatant luridness:

A dark horse right-wing candidate in Denmark’s national elections who has called to militarize the country’s land border and to build a wall to keep out migrants just might earn enough votes to enter the parliament.
Immigration is already defining the contours of the upcoming national elections in Denmark, but one party is literally following the “hard line” on the issue, with calls going as far as to strip Muslim Danes of their citizenship, and deport them.
Now, debating two government ministers on Denmark’s Channel 2 TV, Stram Kurs party leader Rasmus Paludan has called for Danish troops to be pulled from overseas peacekeeping missions and to instead be stationed on the country’s border with Germany – all to prevent the entry of Muslim migrants....
In fact, a metal fence is already being built over a 70-kilometer stretch delineating the border between Denmark and its neighbor to the south. But the objective of that fence, only a meter-and-a-half high, is to impede the entry of wild boars. Danish officials fear that German boars could spread African swine fever to Danish pigs...

Yes, sweet touch there, RT, linking Muslim migrants with African swine fever, nicely calculated to stoke up both Muslims and naïve Right Wingers! This is exactly the Kremlin's destabilisation formula for any country that crosses Putin's increasingly aggressive and imperialistic path.

In the event, despite the boost from Kremlin media and social media, Stram Kurs failed to reach the 2% vote threshold to gain members of parliament. But it looks like the Kremlin just repurposed them for provoking riots like this:

Riots took place in Örebro, Sweden today after a Swedish politician attempted to burn a Koran. Take a look.pic.twitter.com/xjeV6qt6ke
— Steve Hanke (@steve_hanke) April 16, 2022

DAILY STORMER, ANGLIN, AND WEEV ON BORROWED TIME AFTER BEING KICKED OFF ".SU" AND ".NAME" DOMAINS

2022-04-10T07:57:00.006-07:00

The latest news is that Nazi shit-trolling site The Daily Stormer is now on a Chinese domain name! Yes, seriously! Over to the Stormer itself:

The site is officially back on the normie web at dailystormer.cn.

So, what exactly is going on here?

It should be obvious by now that the Daily Stormer is a Russian-backed troll operation set up to spread disinfo and fake memes. In fact, this is the whole reason for its deplatforming in the West, as no one really minds jokes about Jews or Blacks. But what our elites don't like are outside countries trying to stir the shit and polarise our societies. That sort of thing is the prerogative of the West!

However, despite all the deplatforming, the Stormer still manages to get a lot of clicks, and not only on the Dark Web. Since 2017 the site has been on the Russian-controlled ".SU" domain, where it has been protected by its Kremlin controllers, and from where it has been boosted by other Kremlin shill sites like Unz Review.

However, early this year, something interesting happened. The Stormer moved off the ".SU" domain onto ".NAME".

There are two possible reasons for this:

(1) The Russians were about to invade the Ukraine and were going to justify their war crimes by claiming that they were attempting to "de-Nazify" the Ukraine. Being associated with these two midgets was not ideal optics, obviously:

Poison dwarves: Anglin and Weev

(2) The Russians guessed that a lot of their more direct mouthpieces, like Russia Today, were going to be shut down in the West, but calculated that they could still get their pro-Kremlin message out through the more "anti-fragile" Daily Stormer. But they didn't want to make it too obvious that the Stormer was just a pure Kremlin shill operation, so they decided to take it off the Russian-controlled ".SU" domain, putting it instead on ".NAME".

But why ".NAME"?

Well, as this old Wired article points out, ".NAME" is a haven for cybercriminals and other shady characters. This was ideal for a site like the Stormer, but also less stable than a state-backed domain name like ".SU".

24-7 Russian shill site Unz Review boosting Anglin's Kremlin takes

If the Stormer was relocating just to hide its Kremlin connection for the duration of the war, it was assumed that it would only be for a few weeks, as Russia was expected to quickly win.

But now, with the war in its 7th week, it seems that ".NAME" has finally been pressured to dump the Stormer, forcing it to go to the domain ".CN" run by China who probably have no idea what the Stormer is. Yet!

It is unlikely to stay there long, as, once somebody tells them, the Chinese won't want to be associated with the kind of crap Anglin and Weev have been pulling for years, or with their blatant and embarrassing lying on behalf of Russia.

Anglin clearly knows this:

"I’m feeling good about this dot cn, but there is huge pressure now, because of the fact I am one of the only people with a big audience dissecting these various stupid atrocity hoaxes in the Ukraine, so nothing is certain.

So, what happens when they get kicked off ".CN" as well? Will they move back to ".SU", or will the whole stupid operation finally be wound up by its Kremlin bosses after all these years?

Also what will happen to Anglin and Weev? Will Putin's boys decide that here are a couple of loose ends that need tying up? Probably.

Poisoned dwarf: Anglin getting "downsized" by the Kremlin?

RUSSIAN ARMY PULLS OUT OF NORTH UKRAINE AFTER COMPLETING SUCCESSFUL MISSION TO STEAL A WASHING MACHINE

2022-04-06T15:01:00.003-07:00

"NAZI" GETS MEDAL FROM "NAZI" FOR DESTROYING "NAZIS" IN "NAZI" ZONE INVADED BY "NAZIS"

2022-04-04T10:04:00.003-07:00

Congratulation go out to Lieutenant Colonel Timur Kurilkin for receiving a medal from Denis Pushilin, the head of the Donetsk National Republic for "destroying 250 Nazis."

The only problem is that Lieutenant Colonel Kurilkin is also a Nazi, as you can see by the two badges on his arm:

Also, who would give a Nazi a medal but another Nazi, obviously! So Pushilin is clearly a Nazi too.

In fact the whole of Donetsk is clearly just some giant Nazi farm, where all the Nazis, on both sides, are killing each other. This is certainly how it looks if you take Western media coverage and Russian media coverage and mix it all up together in a big bucket with a stick.

PUTIN FANS SPORT TRENDY "Z" LOGO T-SHIRTS AS WAR CRIME EVIDENCE PILES UP

2022-04-03T07:20:00.021-07:00

Exhibit A: Russian couple sporting the "Z" logo T-shirt. They think they're pretty cool. Maybe they are. Who knows?

Exhibit B: Dead Ukrainian cyclist, apparently just gunned down for shits and giggles, probably by some semi-trained cannon fodder from Dagestan, Tatarstan, or Siberia. Many of the invading soldiers are just inexperienced rustics and ethnics.

Exhibit C: Most of the Russian metropolitan youth are just like kids in the West. They want to get "likes" and "thumbs up" on social media for shots like this, and doing what's considered "trendy." Nice reservoir!

Exhibit D: More dead Ukrainian civilians littering the streets of Bucha near Kiev. Their killers didn't think the evidence of their crimes was going to be found quite so soon.

Exhibit E: Cool "Z" shirt. This is definitely going on all her social media profiles. She is probably using a VPN so that she can even get it onto Facebook, as well as VKontakte. Those Facebook "likes" are gonna taste extra sweet.

Exhibit F: The headman of a Ukrainian village and his family shot and dumped like garbage in a sandpit. Maybe saying "Fuck Putin and his Z-invasion" wasn't such a good idea, or maybe they didn't say anything at all.

Exhibit G: All her friends are doing it, so of course she has to do it too. That's what being a chick means. Nobody really knows what's going on in the Ukraine, but she guesses they are "winning" and doing "the right thing."

Exhibit H: Not really sure if torturing and murdering civilians, and then dumping them down drains like this is "the right thing." Also, we wouldn't know about much of this if they were actually winning, would we?

Exhibit I: Even this Russian "holy father" wants in on the act. Unfortunately he just looks like he's repairing a broken car window.

Exhibit J: More dead Ukrainian civilians. Obviously shot in cold blood. Notice the hands tied behind the back of the victim nearest the camera. Maybe they would still be alive today if they had pre-ordered the T-shirt.

ANTI-SEMITIC FAKE "ARTICLE IMAGE" BEING SPREAD BY THE ALT-RIGHT

2022-03-25T13:42:00.003-07:00

In recent weeks and months, Alt-Right accounts on social media have been spreading this "meme" which pretends to be artwork for an article promoting anti-White hatred. The purpose of the meme is clearly to spread hatred of Jews. Note the White Jewish man siding with the brown people under a headline that reads "Having white Children is Perpetuating white Supremacy." The fake article is then attributed to two noticeably but not obviously Jewish names -- Brian Levitt and Sarah Segal.

The message this is intended to send out is that the Jews want to destroy White families and replace Whites with brown people. This is clearly intended to promote hatred against Jews.

But of course the whole thing is fake and is typical of the kind of crap the Alt-Right and Russian black ops pump out in order to stir up social and racial division. Search results reveal no such article, while image searches reveal variations on the meme like this:

The actual image used in this fake article image comes from this website, and has been slightly altered to achieve its racist effect. The original shows mainly White people without any obvious Jew present. In the meme image 5 of the figures have been darkened and a skull cap has been added:

What we see here is a case of "inclusive" imagery altered to give it an exclusionary message aimed at White people to provoke paranoia, fear, and hatred. In other words, the intent of the meme is to trick, manipulate, and control you, or to treat you like contemptible scum. Yes, these people must really be on your side, mustn't they.

NICK FUENTES DELIVERS BORING "ZERO CONTENT" SPEECH AT AFPAC CONFERENCE

2022-02-27T12:56:00.006-08:00

I don't see the point of AFPAC, the America First Political Action Committee conference that was set up to "rival" CPAC.

Sure, CPAC is a joke with its transgender and woke "conservatism," but AFPAC is just as 'cringe' in a slightly less gay way (the gayness is mainly in the closet).

One thing is clear, however, both CPAC and AFPAC are devoid of ideas and analysis of what's wrong with America and how to fix it.

This was confirmed at AFPAC by the speech of America First leader Nick Fuentes, who gave possibly the most boring speech of his life before a small crowd of followers who were drilled to gush all over everything he said and applaud wildly between sentences, but even had difficulty doing that.

The problem with the speech was not Nick's speaking style, as he is one of the most skilled communicators in America. Also great care had been taken to build him up with good production values. The real problem was that he had nothing of substance or serious merit to say.

The entire speech was just guff about how AF is "going to win" because "Christ is King" and "God is on our side" and similar, frankly retarded rhetoric.

Fuentes strikes me as someone who just LARPs as a Christian rather than sincerely believes it. He clearly sees his "Christian identity" as a convenient cover for his lack of interest in girls and as a clever way to send out anti-Jewish signals without picking up too much flak -- although he seems to have been unsuccessful in this.

The Alt-Right, when it started out -- and before it was subverted by Jew-obsessed Nazis, Feds, and their useful idiots -- was a movement full to the brim with exciting and challenging ideas.

Compared to this, America First is an ideological desert, with a leadership devoid of ideas, which is why the catchphrase is "Trust the Plan" not "Understand the Ideas." Even worse, a certified "shit magnet" Baked Alaska, is regarded as one of the movement's "towering geniuses."

AF is all style and no substance, and doesn't stand for anything, so there is a natural suspicion that it is just there as a means to market to and manipulate the young White alienated voter base, probably for a boomertard Republican candidate sometime in the future.

The other possibility is that AF is just there to stir up divisions in America, backed by people who definitely don't believe in America being first.

Anyway, make up your own mind by listening to Nicky's speech and playing a game of "spot the content." The first person to spot an actual idea in the speech wins a Groyper, whatever that is.

FIRST "WAR CRIME" COMMITTED BY ANTI-PUTIN ALLIANCE: RUSSIAN PORN HUB SHUT DOWN

2022-02-26T02:50:00.004-08:00

Man's inhumanity to man

The Western-led opposition to Vladimir Putin's invasion of the Ukraine has apparently committed its first "war crime" of the struggle by shutting down access to the porn site PornHub in Russia.

Russian visitors to the site, instead of a menu of their favourite rumble videos will now see an image of the Ukrainian flag along with a message of support for the Ukriane.

This has deprived millions of Russians of their only solace in their dull, brutal, featureless existences. But it is also a major blow to the Russian economy, as almost 50% of the porno stars on the platform are coked-up Russian whores called Svetlana who will do anything, even donkey sex, for the next line of coke.

It is thought that shutting down the major 'chicken choking' service will be even more effective than kicking Russia off the SWIFT banking payments system, another serious sanction that is being considered against the Putin regime. Experts believe that Russia will be forced to mass print old copies of "Razzle" and "Asian Wives" in order to make up the deficit of on-line grot.

Human rights organisations are, however, deeply concerned that depriving Russian citizens of their regular bleary-eyed 'hand shandies' will cause untold suffering and lead to Russia reverting back to a Mongol-devastated forest wasteland covered in radio-active pollution.

Typical Russian Pornhub user in his darkened "wank cave"

TERRIFIED RUSSIAN TROOPS INVADING UKRAINE BRING THEIR OWN SHITHOUSES

2022-02-24T08:28:00.005-08:00

Full marks to the Russian army planners who seem to have thought of everything in organising the assault on Russia's innocent and peaceful neighbour.

Not only have Putin's crack troops been supplied with a week's supply of turnips and a bottle of industrial grade vodka to give them Dutch courage in the glorious battles ahead, but the army logistics department has also sent in thousands of portable shithouses, carried on the back of trucks.

This is so that Russian soldiers, feeling the sudden need to empty their bowels at the prospect of imminent death, can do so in relative privacy.

The shithouses are coloured bright blue, one of the Ukrainian national colours. This is to discourage enemy fire while the squaddies are on the plastic poop funnel. Each Kremlin soldier will then be limited to four sheets of waxy toilet paper - one for up, one for down, one for anti-splash, and one polisher.

Also, in the event that Russian soldiers get slotted, the Kremlin has kindly sent along portable incinerators so that dead Ivans can be lovingly turned to ash, popped in an envelope, and posted back to their relatives, using a second class stamp with a picture of Putin on it.

PUTIN ORDERS INVASION OF UKRAINE AFTER SEX TRANSITION OPERATION GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

2022-02-24T02:11:00.004-08:00

Victim of medical malpractice

Trad News can exclusively reveal that Russian President, Vladimir Putin decided to go to war with everybody after a medical procedure went horribly wrong.

The operation, which our sources inform us was a routine gender reassignment procedure, went horribly wrong when Putin was wheeled into the operating theatre the wrong way round, resulting in the specially prepared vagina, made from a dead pigs bladder, being inserted deep into his brain area rather than his fanny area.

Medical experts say this was an easy mistake to happen because, like Hitler, Putin has only one tiny testicle, which bears an eerie resemblance to his small puffy head.

After waking up with a pig's piss-bag lady-hole inserted deep inside his brain, the Russian President started behaving erratically and having hot flushes. Geopolitical strategists believe that this is the real reason for Putin's clearly insane decision to declare war on all mankind.

For some time, as reported here on Trad News, Putin has slowly been transitioning into a ladyboy due to an over reliance on steroid injections and a general lack of exercise. In recent weeks this has caused his "man boobs" or "moobs" to swell to a disgusting size.

Vladyboy Vladimir Putin

MAN WHO RULES LARGE SWAMPY FOREST ANNEXES TWO MORE PIECES OF SWAMPY FOREST

2022-02-21T13:52:00.007-08:00

"If it's swampy and it freezes I want it."

A small man with puffy cheeks who rules a large swampy forest that freezes for seven months every year has just annexed two more pieces of swampy forest that freeze for seven months every year.

He has also threatened to invade another larger piece of swampy forest next door.

Unfortunately for the small man with puffy cheeks, he did not get permission from more important and better drained countries before annexing the two pieces of swampy forest that freeze for seven months every year. This means that his action is the metaphorical equivalent of making a shit sandwich live on TV and then eating it while pretending to love the flavour.

It is not yet clear how the other people who live in the large swampy forest that freezes for seven months every year feel about the actions of their leader with the puffy cheeks. Many of them want to continue selling their marsh gas to the more important and better drained countries with fewer trees. Also, the richer ones among then have invested most of their money in the more important countries, and might now lose some of it because of their small puffy leader annexing two more pieces of swampy forest.

It is also not clear what the leaders of the more important and better drained countries will do. They disapprove of the small man with puffy cheeks annexing more bits of swampy forest, and would like to see them returned to their original owner so that they can be drained and have a few trees removed sometime in the future.

The annexation of the two pieces of swampy forest that freeze for seven months every year took place in a large room that was built to look like it wasn't built anywhere near a piece of swampy forest or indeed anything that freezes for seven months of the year, but definitely is.

"TYRANT" TRUDEAU BUILDS PYRAMID OF SKULLS FROM SLAUGHTERED TRUCKERS

2022-02-20T07:16:00.011-08:00

Used holy scripture to polish his brown hole

Justin Trudeau, the World's most evil and sadistic man, has reportedly built a pyramid of human skulls stretching many hundreds of meters high into the sky, according to reports on social media.

The reports, mainly from people in the Dissident Right and the anti-vax movement, claim that Trudeau ordered his ruthless thugs, vicious goons, and "nasty horses with big hooves" to massacre thousands of innocent truckers, who had merely gathered in the capital city for several weeks, blocking a few unimportant roads and trivial bridges while making an occasional cheerful noise with their truck horns.

The tyrant is then reported to have mocked the steaming carcasses of his hapless victims by denouncing them as "Nazis" and "racists," even though he was clearly the real racist by having shoe polish all over his face and a towel around his head.

Next the sick despot ate a live baby dipped in maple syrup and threw its remains to a ravenous pack of Canadian squirrels starved for several weeks to make them fiercer. He then picked up a machine gun and mowed down a row of nuns, specially bussed in for the occasion from the French bit of Canada, all the time laughing like a maniac. Finally, looking like a giant human spider, he clambered to the top of the skull pyramid, took a massive dump on all the skulls, many of them still wearing trucker caps, and wiped his arse with pages torn from the Holy Scriptures of several important world religions.

Later NASA reported that the mad dictator's skull pyramid had risen so high that it now presented a threat to low-flying space satellites.

UK GOVERNMENT INTRODUCES "STAY-AT-HOME" ORDER AND "WIND MASKS" AS STORMS HIT

2022-02-18T07:36:00.001-08:00

Following normal Winters storms, the British government has panicked again like it did when the Wuhan Flu struck, and has imposed a nation-wide lockdown so that nobody will get killed by falling trees unless they are in their houses at the time.

A government spokesman told reporters, "We don't want anyone dying of high winds and cold stuff falling from the sky. This is why we have decided on a national lockdown for as long as wind speeds stay above the dangerous level of 5 mph."

The spokesman added that it was "vital to flatten the curve of people being hit by fast-moving leaves, twigs, and bits of newspapers" in order to prevent the total collapse of the National Health Service, which has been suffering from a severe shortage of biscuits in recent weeks.

Seriously

For the foreseeable future, British citizens will also be required to wear "wind masks" to ensure that they are not adding to the windy chaos by breathing too fast.

PUTIN'S MAJOR WEAKNESS - THE OLIGARCHY'S OFFSHORE ASSETS

2022-02-18T03:21:00.021-08:00

Putin speaking to his boss.

As we have said here at Trad News, Russian President Vladimir Putin is simply too terrified to invade the Ukraine. But there is always the chance that some of his fiercer generals or KGB goons may corner him in the Kremlin washroom, give him a wedgie or a Chinese burn, and force him to give the invasion order.

So, if the Russian army does invade the Ukraine what will the West's response be?

Essentially it will be to wage "economic war" against Putin and his inner circle of corrupt billionaire oligarchs. Yes, this is Russia's soft spot. And the easiest way to hit this Achilles' Heel will be financial sanctions inflicted on Russian banks and the assets of Russian billionaires overseas.

Putin clearly doesn't give a rat's arse about his people, or he wouldn't have arranged bombings of apartment buildings to blame on Chechen terrorists back in 1999 to tighten his grip on power. But hurting Russia's ruling elite of financial criminals is a different story, as these are the people who can make or break him. This is something that hasn't escaped the attention of the West.

As reported by Reuters:

For NATO members, the most powerful measure against Russia were it to invade Ukraine would be U.S. sanctions cutting off Russian state banks from the dollar according to Russian executives, bankers, and former senior U.S. sanctions officials. [...]
"Banking sanctions are the most impactful measure the U.S. can carry out in the short term," said Brian O'Toole, a former senior advisor to the director of the Office of Foreign Assets Control or OFAC in the U.S. Treasury Department, which designs and manages the implementation of sanctions.
Proposed sanctions against Russian banks would bar them from making any transactions in U.S. dollars, essentially freezing any dollar-denominated assets or liabilities held by the banks at home and abroad.

One reason why sanctions on billionaires and banking would be so effective is because all Russian billionaires try to park as much of their ill-gotten gains outside Russia as possible.

This is because, in the past, some major Russian oligarchs who were riding high had their assets confiscated or stolen by those more skilled at the tricky game of Russian power politics. Yes, being a big shot in Russia today doesn't necessarily mean that you'll be a big shot tomorrow, and this goes for Putin as well.

Yes, Russia has made a big effort to make its general economy "antifragile" against various Western sanctions. For exampl, it has abundant hard currency reserves – now at $635bn – and it has taken other measures:

Russia has some defences to withstand a U.S.-led attack on its financial stability. The hard currency reserves, high oil prices and a low debt to GDP ratio of 18% in 2021 place it in a good position to weather a further tightening of existing sanctions, said Chris Weafer, director of MacroAdvisory, a Moscow-based consultancy.

But, remember, it is not the general economy that Putin really cares about. He couldn't give a toss if there were a mad rush on the banks and some poor old Russian granny lost her life savings. No, all he cares about are his well-heeled friends.

Squeeze these crooks and Putin will feel the pain.

The irony here is that Putin actually helped create this situation himself, back when he was popular (thanks false flag apartment bombings!). At that time he helped seize the assets of "uncooperative" oligarchs like Khodorkovsky and Berezovsky.

The other crooks in the Russian regime all took note, and decided that the best thing to do was to offshore as much of their wealth as possible. Noticeably they didn't put this money into Russian "allies" like China, Iran, Venezuela, or Syria. Instead they put it into centres of Western power like London.

How much Russian oligarch cash is there parked outside Russia? That is a financial question of great technical complexity, as there is direct Russian investment/cashflow/laundering and indirect Russian investment/cashflow/laundering.

For example, according to the Guardian, in 2018 Russian investors held financial assets in the UK worth a total of $3.5bn (£2.6bn). However an Office of National Statistics estimate of all Russian investment in the UK from two years earlier put it at £25.5bn. But in addition to this, over the past decade, £68bn has flowed from Russia into Britain’s offshore satellites such as the British Virgin Islands, the Cayman Islands, Gibraltar, Jersey, and Guernsey. Then there are several other tax havens (Cyprus, Dutch territories, Republic of Ireland, etc.)

The Guardian again:

The French economist Thomas Piketty estimates that more than half of Russians’ total wealth is held offshore in this manner – some $800bn (£597bn) – and by a tiny number of people, perhaps just a few hundred. “Rich Russians live between London, Monaco and Moscow,” Piketty wrote in a blogpost in April. “Post-communism has become the worst ally of hyper-capitalism.”

This is what makes one so vulnerable to the other, but the balance of power here is clearly with the Western hyper-capitalism which can hurt Russian Post-communism more decisively than anything Russian Post-communism can do driving big bits of metal around Ukrainian villages.

Oddly Putin has put his balls in a vice located in London.

MISSING CAT EPIDEMIC EXPLAINED

2022-02-18T01:27:00.001-08:00

One reason why some cats go missing is due to a change in ownership. It's easy for the previous owner to see posters on the lost cat or hide them on the nearby area with a photo of the animal, but these animals are not considered "missing cats" until there is no humans or pets caring for or interacting with them. These animals are hard to locate, but once they're found, they need a human that's loving enough to love and take care of them as much as their previous servant.

Text written by non-human (yes, soon all humans will be superfluous)