<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5554849404099489929</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2024 10:34:41 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>early bird</category><category>illiterate patient</category><category>joke</category><category>leaning cathedral</category><category>one liner</category><category>real life humor</category><title>The Lighter Side of Life</title><description>A humor blog. Jokes, funny incidents and one liners.</description><link>http://thelightersideoflifeblog.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5554849404099489929.post-7970826282489905511</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2010 14:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-11-30T18:38:30.113+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">early bird</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">illiterate patient</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">leaning cathedral</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">one liner</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">real life humor</category><title>The Leaning Cathedral</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;iframe allowtransparency=&quot;true&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; scrolling=&quot;no&quot; src=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http://thelightersideoflifeblog.blogspot.com/2010/11/leaning-cathedral.html&amp;amp;layout=standard&amp;amp;show-faces=true&amp;amp;width=455&amp;amp;height=60&amp;amp;action=like&amp;amp;colorscheme=light&quot; style=&quot;border-bottom-color: #ccc; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: #ccc; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: #ccc; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: #ccc; border-top-width: 1px; height: 60px; overflow: hidden; width: 455px;&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: right;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #00cccc;&quot;&gt;Real life humor&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #cccc00; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Leaning Cathedral&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot;&gt;Years ago, as a second mate aboard a tanker, I had my wife join me on board. She came in Livorno, Italy. As it happened to be hours away from Pisa with it’s famous tower, we decided to go for a visit. As expected we took some photographs. Some were taken by me and some by her. As she took my pictures with the cathedral in the background her hand shook and we had a picture with a leaning cathedral.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot;&gt;The British Cadet who saw the photograph said to my wife, “Either you were drunk while you took this or is it the Leaning Cathedral of Pisa”.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot;&gt;We could not help but smile at his remark.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: right;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #00cccc;&quot;&gt;Joke&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #cccc00; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;The Illiterate Patient&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot;&gt;A man comes to an optician&#39;s clinic for a sight test accompanied by his wife. When asked if she too had come to be tested, he replied, “No, I’m illiterate so she has come to read the chart for me.”&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #00cccc;&quot;&gt;One Liner&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #cccc00; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;The Early Bird&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: justify;&quot;&gt;The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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