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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880</id><updated>2010-02-09T15:10:21.272-05:00</updated><title type="text">DUmmie FUnnies</title><subtitle type="html">A FUnnie look at the loony residents of the Democratic Underground aka DUmmies in particular and the Leftwing Blogosphere in general.</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/" /><link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><link rel="next" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1344</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/blogspot/qPXX" /><feedburner:info uri="blogspot/qpxx" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><feedburner:browserFriendly>This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site, subject to copyright and fair use.</feedburner:browserFriendly><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-9157893783831642498</id><published>2010-02-08T02:01:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T02:38:49.679-05:00</updated><title type="text">"Part 2: I was a CIA operative"</title><summary type="text">Today DUbble-naught spy Jeffersons Ghost continues his amazing tale with this THREAD, "Part 2 (I was a CIA operative)."Yes, today it's Stupid Bowl II, the Dolts vs. the Sane-nots, Peyote Maddening vs. DU Breeze, in Rad Zone Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying the return of nice weather for my last couple days here in Orange County, is in the </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/9157893783831642498/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=9157893783831642498&amp;isPopup=true" title="10 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/9157893783831642498" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/9157893783831642498" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/02/part-2-i-was-cia-operative.html" title="&quot;Part 2: I was a CIA operative&quot;" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-7170497690319674699</id><published>2010-02-06T04:10:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-06T04:21:19.812-05:00</updated><title type="text">"I was an operative for the CIA"</title><summary type="text">There must be a full moon over DUmmieland tonight. Tonight, in this, DUmmieland's current "Greatest" THREAD, DUmmie Jeffersons Ghost reveals, for the first time, "I was an operative for the CIA."The moonbat barkings are in Raving Lunatic Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, spending a few days in rainy Orange County, California, is in the [brackets]:I </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/7170497690319674699/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=7170497690319674699&amp;isPopup=true" title="11 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/7170497690319674699" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/7170497690319674699" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-was-operative-for-cia.html" title="&quot;I was an operative for the CIA&quot;" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-5668780119562222979</id><published>2010-02-04T09:10:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-04T10:02:58.227-05:00</updated><title type="text">DUmmies Claim Disappointment In Wife Beater Edwards</title><summary type="text">Oh, so NOW the the DUmmies are claiming disappointment in John Edwards. Go back 2 years and Edwards was BY FAR the hero of the DUmmies. In fact, Pied Piper Pitt claimed (once Edwards was safely out of the race) that Edwards was his first choice for the nomination. Yes, it is easy to forget now that Edwards was overwhelmingly the popular pick of the DUmmies in 2007 and early 2008. Just goes to </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/5668780119562222979/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=5668780119562222979&amp;isPopup=true" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5668780119562222979" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5668780119562222979" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/02/dummies-claim-disappointment-in-wife.html" title="DUmmies Claim Disappointment In Wife Beater Edwards" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-5943376105895167509</id><published>2010-01-29T05:46:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T07:05:02.347-05:00</updated><title type="text">The Wizard of Ob and the DUmmie Brainwash Cycle</title><summary type="text">Pay no attention to that man behind the teleprompter.On the heels of the SOTU speech by the Wizard of Ob, I am noticing a certain pattern among the DUmmies. It is the brainwash cycle.The first step in the brainwash cycle is Delusion. The Wizard of Ob reads a speech from his teleprompter and the previously disillusioned DUmmies are once again inspired to the extent they think the Wizard has </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/5943376105895167509/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=5943376105895167509&amp;isPopup=true" title="38 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5943376105895167509" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5943376105895167509" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/wizard-of-ob-and-dummie-brainwash-cycle.html" title="The Wizard of Ob and the DUmmie Brainwash Cycle" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">38</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-865915744349987403</id><published>2010-01-27T23:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-28T00:10:40.389-05:00</updated><title type="text">SOTU: DUmmies Go Into Self-Delusional Overdrive</title><summary type="text">Barack Obama delivered a SOTU chock full of empty rhetoric. What would have counted would have been a STRONG commitment to continue to push ObamaCare. It wasn't there. However, the DUmmies have to maintain their faith in The One which will burn out in a few days when ugly reality sets in. In the meantime, however, they are in an extreme state of self-delusional overdrive as you can see in this </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/865915744349987403/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=865915744349987403&amp;isPopup=true" title="18 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/865915744349987403" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/865915744349987403" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/sotu-dummies-go-into-self-delusional.html" title="SOTU: DUmmies Go Into Self-Delusional Overdrive" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">18</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-5450627807421094660</id><published>2010-01-26T17:30:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T20:22:26.325-05:00</updated><title type="text">DUmmies hot over Frozone-Obama's spending freeze!</title><summary type="text">So the rumor is, in his State of the Useless address Wednesday night, Dear Reader will call for a three-year freeze in discretionary spending. Now if Hal the Teleprompter doesn't misbehave, and that indeed turns out to be the case, does that mean Conman O'Bama has suddenly made a right turn? No, of course not. For several reasons: 1) It's an election year, and this is political posturing; 2) The </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/5450627807421094660/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=5450627807421094660&amp;isPopup=true" title="8 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5450627807421094660" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5450627807421094660" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/dummies-hot-over-frozone-obamas.html" title="DUmmies hot over Frozone-Obama's spending freeze!" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-2593652913387531058</id><published>2010-01-25T15:43:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T18:35:08.567-05:00</updated><title type="text">"Is it time to call for class warfare?"</title><summary type="text">Last week, when the DUmmies had their "Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week," besides the loss of "Teddy's seat" and the demise of "Air America," there was also the Supreme Court's decision that people have free political speech also when they act together, i.e., corporately. Of course, if there is one word that is worse than "Nazi" over in DUmmieland these days, it is the word "corporate."</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/2593652913387531058/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=2593652913387531058&amp;isPopup=true" title="9 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/2593652913387531058" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/2593652913387531058" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-it-time-to-call-for-class-warfare.html" title="&quot;Is it time to call for class warfare?&quot;" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-289316853872109675</id><published>2010-01-22T10:55:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-22T16:36:47.384-05:00</updated><title type="text">Air America and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week</title><summary type="text">It's been a rough week for the DUmmies. In a span of three days, Brown wins "Teddy's seat," the Supreme Court strikes a blow for free speech, and Air America announces it is going off the air. The DUmmies are in deep, deep depression! Up the meds! It's been a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week!Sample the despair and the anger here in this THREAD, "Air America Ceasing Live Programming This</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/289316853872109675/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=289316853872109675&amp;isPopup=true" title="6 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/289316853872109675" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/289316853872109675" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/air-america-and-terrible-horrible-no.html" title="Air America and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-6481588589412331268</id><published>2010-01-20T07:43:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-20T09:50:09.049-05:00</updated><title type="text">Pretend Pundit Pied Piper Pitt: "Martha Coakley will win on Tuesday"</title><summary type="text">There is nothing that William Rivers Pitt loves more than putting on his Pretend Pundit cap and prognosticate as some sort of political insider for the DUmmies. We have seen this many times and Will inevitably ends up with egg on his face. Remember that courtroom somewhere in Ohio where lawyers for John ("I served in Vietnam") Kerry supposedly filed papers that would somehow overturn the 2004 </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/6481588589412331268/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=6481588589412331268&amp;isPopup=true" title="12 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/6481588589412331268" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/6481588589412331268" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/pretend-pundit-pied-piper-pitt-martha.html" title="Pretend Pundit Pied Piper Pitt: &quot;Martha Coakley will win on Tuesday&quot;" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-6178946179989977688</id><published>2010-01-18T06:55:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-18T08:57:47.773-05:00</updated><title type="text">Perpetrator of Fraudulent Rove Indictment "Scoop" Demands Rush Removal From Airwaves</title><summary type="text">Once upon a time there was a Trust Fund Kid who was bored with his life. His biggest accomplishment had been to co-author a BOOK (#912,129 on Amazon) with the now disgraced SCOTT RITTER. As you can see by the Amazon numbers, the book made barely a ripple on the ocean of fame. Meanwhile how to put himself front and center? The answer was to throw a Hail Mary pass to get himself into the limelight </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/6178946179989977688/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=6178946179989977688&amp;isPopup=true" title="16 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/6178946179989977688" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/6178946179989977688" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/perpetrator-of-fraudulent-rove.html" title="Perpetrator of Fraudulent Rove Indictment &quot;Scoop&quot; Demands Rush Removal From Airwaves" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-4104756753914105972</id><published>2010-01-17T12:06:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-17T13:30:45.643-05:00</updated><title type="text">Mystery Name Missing in Pied Piper Pitt Pal Busted Thread</title><summary type="text">A certain name is missing in this DUmmie THREAD, "Sex sting in Poconos nets former chief U.N. weapons inspector (Scott Ritter)," about the pal of one William Rivers Pitt getting busted for being a pervo. I'll give you a hint: This person is currently very ACTIVE in DUmmieland yet still refrains from posting on the Bust Thread despite co-authoring a book with him. Or is this missing person really </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/4104756753914105972/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=4104756753914105972&amp;isPopup=true" title="4 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/4104756753914105972" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/4104756753914105972" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/certain-name-missing-in-pied-piper-pitt.html" title="Mystery Name Missing in Pied Piper Pitt Pal Busted Thread" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-2770159144916970746</id><published>2010-01-15T19:43:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-15T20:36:52.038-05:00</updated><title type="text">Pied Piper Pitt Plays Pretend Pundit in MA Senate Race</title><summary type="text">Mumsy and Daddy invested some big bucks in your trust fund and what do you have to show for it?  Other than heavily investing in "liquid assets" at Bukowski's and shelling out of pocket for vanity press books that only a few friends read, not much. Oh sure, there was that big Hail Mary pass on May 12, 2006 that looked like a sure thing. Unfortunately Karl Rove was NOT indicted and with his </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/2770159144916970746/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=2770159144916970746&amp;isPopup=true" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/2770159144916970746" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/2770159144916970746" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/pied-piper-pitt-plays-pretend-pundit-in.html" title="Pied Piper Pitt Plays Pretend Pundit in MA Senate Race" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-316527629978801403</id><published>2010-01-15T01:34:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-15T11:12:47.787-05:00</updated><title type="text">Advice for the Lovelorn Loon: "Twice Shy :("</title><summary type="text">Remember all the gals (and maybe a few guys) back in Campaign 2008 who looked upon BO as their BOyfriend? The fainters and the swooners? Why, we even had a song about that back then:I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HIMTune: "I Don't Know How to Love Him"I don't know why I love him,My Barack, my Obama;I've been charmed, yes really charmed,By his trim physique, so slim and sleek--I'm awed by his mystique.I </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/316527629978801403/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=316527629978801403&amp;isPopup=true" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/316527629978801403" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/316527629978801403" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/advice-for-lovelorn-loon-twice-shy.html" title="Advice for the Lovelorn Loon: &quot;Twice Shy :(&quot;" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-5552882503287166453</id><published>2010-01-11T15:18:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T18:00:37.225-05:00</updated><title type="text">DUmmies Are GO!</title><summary type="text">When I was a kid, one of my favorite TV shows was the "Thunderbirds," a "Supermarionation" series about the Tracy family and their International Rescue team. There would be trouble somewhere in the world, and, from their secret island base, the IR crew would fire up their jets and rush to the rescue. "Thunderbirds Are GO!"That picture came to my mind when I read this THREAD from Pied Piper Pitt, </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/5552882503287166453/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=5552882503287166453&amp;isPopup=true" title="36 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5552882503287166453" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5552882503287166453" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/dummies-are-go.html" title="DUmmies Are GO!" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">36</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-521525551682718053</id><published>2010-01-07T17:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T19:54:47.524-05:00</updated><title type="text">"Am I kind of wrong for feeling sorry for the undie bomber?"</title><summary type="text">What a shame the Undibomber has thrown away his talented life, all because he had too much testosterone! If only his hormones had not caused him to put on that Fruit of the Boom underwear that day, this talented boy could be out curing cancer or solving global warming climate change or putting together a World Series-winning roster for the Cubs. (Well, let's not get carried away. . . .)That, in </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/521525551682718053/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=521525551682718053&amp;isPopup=true" title="34 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/521525551682718053" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/521525551682718053" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/am-i-kind-of-wrong-for-feeling-sorry.html" title="&quot;Am I kind of wrong for feeling sorry for the undie bomber?&quot;" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">34</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-3784998386638775293</id><published>2010-01-05T15:31:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-05T18:32:01.479-05:00</updated><title type="text">The Shadow Government and the Zamboni Theory</title><summary type="text">How to explain the utter INCOMPETENCE of the Obama administration? Why, it's BUSH'S FAULT, of course! No, I don't mean just "having to clean up the mess of the past eight years." I mean that Bush is still running things! See, there's this secret GOP "Shadow Government" that is deliberately sabotaging the noble efforts of Obamassiah, to make him look bad. I bet you didn't know that. But it's TWOO,</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/3784998386638775293/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=3784998386638775293&amp;isPopup=true" title="15 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/3784998386638775293" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/3784998386638775293" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/shadow-government-and-zamboni-theory.html" title="The Shadow Government and the Zamboni Theory" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">15</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-2061003331704925895</id><published>2010-01-03T07:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-03T11:57:31.788-05:00</updated><title type="text">My Quickie Culebra Vacation Part II</title><summary type="text">(Note: This is a continuation of My Quickie Culebra Vacation Part I.)Yes, I know it has been several weeks since I wrote the first part of my trip to Culebra. As a matter of fact, we had just arrived in the town of Dewey in the previous chapter. Right away, I could see this wasn't Puerto Rico even though technically and legally Culebra belongs to the Commonwealth. In actuality it was drastically </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/2061003331704925895/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=2061003331704925895&amp;isPopup=true" title="9 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/2061003331704925895" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/2061003331704925895" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-quickie-culebra-vacation-part-ii.html" title="My Quickie Culebra Vacation Part II" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-2377225020822730527</id><published>2010-01-02T15:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-02T16:01:41.236-05:00</updated><title type="text">DUmmie DUbble Standard on Display: The Obama Shoeshine Picture</title><summary type="text">Which is worse? Select "A" or "B":A) an image of a politician shining shoes, orB) an image of a politician being hanged in effigyA) an image of a politician shining shoes, orB) an image of a politician being burned in effigyA) an image of a politician shining shoes, orB) an image of a politician as a chimpIn each case, if you answered "A," you would be correct--if you're a DUmmie.You see, the </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/2377225020822730527/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=2377225020822730527&amp;isPopup=true" title="27 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/2377225020822730527" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/2377225020822730527" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/01/dummie-dubble-standard-on-display-obama.html" title="DUmmie DUbble Standard on Display: The Obama Shoeshine Picture" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">27</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-1580863253102874892</id><published>2009-12-31T08:44:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-31T10:30:59.153-05:00</updated><title type="text">KOmmies Gleeful Over Rush Limbaugh Hospitalization</title><summary type="text">For some reason, the KOmmies have earned the reputation of somehow being a "reasonable progressive" website in contrast to their loonier DUmmie cousins. I beg to disagree. The gleeful reaction of the KOmmies to the hospitalization of Rush Limbaugh proves the KOmmies to be every bit as crazed as the KOmmies. Yes, this DUmmie REACTION was pretty much expected but guess what? This KOmmie THREAD, "</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/1580863253102874892/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=1580863253102874892&amp;isPopup=true" title="18 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/1580863253102874892" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/1580863253102874892" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2009/12/kommies-gleeful-over-rush-limbaugh.html" title="KOmmies Gleeful Over Rush Limbaugh Hospitalization" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">18</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-5837171166398875583</id><published>2009-12-29T20:56:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-29T23:27:06.763-05:00</updated><title type="text">Pitt puts the year into perspective--well, sorta . . .</title><summary type="text">Pied Piper Pitt periodically feels a need to pontificate, and Christmas/New Year's is just such an occasion. Pitt bids farewell to this YEAR by bidding farewell to this awful DECADE, in order to a) bash Bush and b) distract attention from Obambi and this Year of Living Changerously. And through it all, Wee Willie manages to say . . . almost nothing. But it does allow him to pontificate from on </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/5837171166398875583/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=5837171166398875583&amp;isPopup=true" title="21 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5837171166398875583" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5837171166398875583" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2009/12/pitt-puts-year-into-perspective-well.html" title="Pitt puts the year into perspective--well, sorta . . ." /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">21</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-7716297788794955539</id><published>2009-12-27T19:10:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T11:37:20.177-05:00</updated><title type="text">"I cannot stay in my seat the final hour before a flight lands!"</title><summary type="text">Homeland Jan sez: "The system worked!"So in the wake of the terrorists running amok again, there's talk of new rules requiring passengers to stay seated during the last hour of the flight. This could cause some problems, though, for passengers with . . . let's say, a certain pressing need to get up and go. Things are all wee-wee'd up! The ineptitude of Team Incompetent is affecting the </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/7716297788794955539/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=7716297788794955539&amp;isPopup=true" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/7716297788794955539" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/7716297788794955539" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-cannot-stay-in-my-seat-final-hour.html" title="&quot;I cannot stay in my seat the final hour before a flight lands!&quot;" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-7517079961584193127</id><published>2009-12-26T07:32:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-26T08:26:14.901-05:00</updated><title type="text">DUmmie Idiocy On Display Over Nigerian Plane Terrorist</title><summary type="text">Since the wife of your humble correspondent took off early this morning (I'm just back from the airport) on a flight to Venezuela for her yearly visit to her family, I am somewhat less than amused over the DUmmie idiocy over that Nigerian terrorist who attempted to blow up a plane on a flight to Detroit. I could describe the astounding idiocy displayed by the DUmmies in this intro but I prefer to</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/7517079961584193127/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=7517079961584193127&amp;isPopup=true" title="14 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/7517079961584193127" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/7517079961584193127" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2009/12/dummie-idiocy-on-display-over-nigerian.html" title="DUmmie Idiocy On Display Over Nigerian Plane Terrorist" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-936992527996277353</id><published>2009-12-24T15:29:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-26T13:36:26.144-05:00</updated><title type="text">Obama: Public Option? I Never Promised Public Option</title><summary type="text"> Public option? Never heard of it. Plus I never promised it. It reminds me of the Joey Bishop routine in "A Guide For the Married Man" when he denied to his wife that the woman she caught him in bed with didn't exist. "Woman? What woman? I see no woman." That is the attitude that has the DUmmies so enraged at Barack Obama as you can see in this THREAD, "I resent being told the Public Option was </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/936992527996277353/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=936992527996277353&amp;isPopup=true" title="18 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/936992527996277353" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/936992527996277353" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2009/12/obama-public-option-i-never-promised.html" title="Obama: Public Option? I Never Promised Public Option" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">18</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-7278544420334256866</id><published>2009-12-22T02:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-22T02:28:10.482-05:00</updated><title type="text">"Do you celebrate Christmas?"</title><summary type="text">Yesterday was the Winter Solstice, and the neo-pagans in DUmmieland have been celebrating THAT more than they will celebrate Christmas--certainly more than the REAL Christmas, which has to do with the birth of Christ. There have been numerous "Happy Solstice!" threads, but the one Christmas thread that's getting responses should have a Missing Baby Alert posted on it. It's this THREAD, "Do you </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/7278544420334256866/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=7278544420334256866&amp;isPopup=true" title="11 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/7278544420334256866" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/7278544420334256866" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2009/12/do-you-celebrate-christmas.html" title="&quot;Do you celebrate Christmas?&quot;" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9283880.post-5163233242998662905</id><published>2009-12-19T08:58:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-19T09:59:02.461-05:00</updated><title type="text">KOmmies Now Hate ObamaCare</title><summary type="text">You can now add the KOmmies to the ranks of those who HATE the Harry Reid version of ObamaCare. For some reason, the Democrats seem intent on committing electoral suicide in order to ensure that some bill, ANY bill, passes the Senate by Christmas. You can see the KOmmie angst over ObamaCare (ReidCare) in this THREAD, "Voters Revolt: Only 33% Support for New Senate Health Care Bill." The KOmmies </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/feeds/5163233242998662905/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9283880&amp;postID=5163233242998662905&amp;isPopup=true" title="4 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5163233242998662905" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9283880/posts/default/5163233242998662905" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2009/12/kommies-now-hate-obamacare.html" title="KOmmies Now Hate ObamaCare" /><author><name>PJ-Comix</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16723370699918377626</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10612550074456884708" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">4</thr:total></entry></feed>
