<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6387068703482601602</id><updated>2024-10-02T08:07:53.535-07:00</updated><category term="sunnewspaper"/><title type='text'>Funny Jokes, Nigerian Latest News, Entertainment, Animated GIF and Funny Images</title><subtitle type='html'>Anything gossip, jokes, Music, entertainment, Funny Images, Animated GIF, Nigerian and All Around the World</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>donjozzy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10630870399699026944</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>95</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6387068703482601602.post-5096956975891748497</id><published>2016-06-14T17:21:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2016-06-14T17:21:31.808-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Shelter Afrique invest. 22bn on housing in Nigeria</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;A pan-African finance company, Shelter Afrique, has spent over N22.51bn on housing initiatives in Nigeria, the Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Mr. BabatundeFashola has said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In a statement made available to our correspondent, the minister said that between 2005 and 2010, Shelter Afrique in Nigeria had financed 23 initiatives with a total sum of N10.435bn ($52,175,000) and another N12.08bn ($60,400,000) over the last three years on 10 interventions.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;br&gt;
&amp;#8220;Of these initiatives, 15 represented lending for construction of housing projects, out of which the largest was for $7m for 376 houses of different types; and 251 service plots, followed by 287 mixed housing units for a cooperative society; 55 housing units and 100 service plots and the least was for 16 maisonettes. This is the intervention on the supply side of housing to provide houses,&amp;#8221; he said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He added that the remaining eight interventions were for mortgage financing to building societies, credit line for individual mortgages and related financing, on the demand side of housing, to provide finance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fashola said that out of the 10 interventions in the last three years, seven were for housing construction, including 287 units, 90 units, 15 floor commercial complex, 59 housing units, 300 housing units, 130 apartments and 44 housing units.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;The remaining three interventions were for equity investment in the Nigerian Mortgage Refinance Company of about $3m; and credit lines for on-lending for mortgage totalling $13m,&amp;#8221; he said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The minister said, over the years, the country had embarked on a series of housing initiatives but not one of them had been pursued with consistency or any measurable sustainability.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He added that the unsustainable efforts must change, and give way to a sustainable and well thought out initiative led by the government and subsequently driven by the private sector.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He said, &amp;#8220;The first key to our roadmap in housing therefore is planning. We must never be tired to explain the necessity and importance of proper planning. It is the key to successful execution; it is the key to project completion; it is the key to cost control and reduction in variation requests and financial calculations.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;A plan is what is needed and it is what we are currently developing to make the housing policy a reality. Our plan requires first a clear understanding of who we want to provide housing for.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;There was pandemonium on J. B. Street in Benin, the Edo State capital, when a middle aged man, identified as Onya, reportedly set fire on his wife, after a disagreement over her father&amp;#8217;s burial.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was gathered that an argument had ensued between the couple over Onya&amp;#8217;s alleged refusal to attend his father in-law&amp;#8217;s funeral.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to a source, although the burial rites of the father in-law had been concluded, the disagreement continued to linger.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was learnt that tragedy struck last Saturday when the enraged suspect allegedly pour petrol on his wife and set her ablaze, leaving her with severe burns.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Efforts to reach the Police Public Relations Officer, Osifo Abiodun, were unsuccessful.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But it was learnt that the suspect was later arrested by the police.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Margaret, who is currently receiving treatment in an undisclosed hospital, alleged that her husband had threatened to teach her a lesson after the argument.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She also said that he allegedly carried out the act in spite of her pleas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;We had a quarrel and my husband was telling me he will teach me a lesson. After the quarrel, I sat on the chair and my husband was gazing towards one direction.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;He later stood up, brought petrol and wanted to pour it on me. I immediately held the container and we were dragging it while I was shouting for help from neighbours.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Before I knew it, he turned the petrol in a bucket, poured it on me and lit a matchstick. It was my neighbour who rushed into our apartment that put off the fire on me with water.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The fresh application is the second filed by the Senate President asking the CCT chairman to withdraw from his trial.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;br&gt;
The Umar-led CCT had on April 28 dismissed the earlier application which sought the withdrawal of the CCT chairman from the trial on the basis of an alleged ongoing investigation of his involvement in a N10m bribery allegation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our correspondent learnt on Tuesday that Saraki filed his fresh application accusing Umar of bias based on the comment made by the tribunal chairman at the last proceedings on June 7, 2016, while warning the defence team against delay tactics.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Umar had said, in response to the complaint by the prosecuting counsel, Mr. Rotimi Jacobs (SAN), during the June 7 proceedings, &amp;#8220;I am not happy at the delay tactics by the defence counsel and I must say this thing out that this delay tactics will not reduce the consequences the defendant will meet in this tribunal at the end of the trial.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Saraki, in his fresh application filed by his lawyer, Kanu Agabi (SAN), alleged that Umar&amp;#8217;s statement would prejudice the outcome of the trial.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our correspondent learnt on Tuesday that the application had been served on the prosecution.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Meanwhile, as Saraki&amp;#8217;s trial resumes on Wednesday, it is not certain that the application will be heard as the prosecution has yet to respond to it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The fresh application is one in the string of the motions Saraki had filed to stop his trial since the charges were filed against him last September.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The first prosecution witness, Mr. Michael Wetkas, is expected to return to the witness box for the 12th day of cross-examination by the defence on Tuesday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;During the last proceedings on June 7, the prosecuting counsel, Jacobs, accused the defence of deliberately delaying the case.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In his response, the tribunal chairman said he had taken note of the delay tactics being deployed by Saraki&amp;#8217;s lawyers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Umar warned that the tactics would not in any way affect the outcome of the trial.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The comment by Umar was the basis for the fresh application by Saraki.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Meanwhile, Saraki&amp;#8217;s lead counsel, Agabi (SAN), had during the proceedings expressed shock at the comment by the tibunal chairman and asked Umar what he meant by the &amp;#8220;consequences&amp;#8221; awaiting his client in the tribunal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Agabi told the tribunal chairman that he and his client were worried over &amp;#8220;prejudices.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He advised the tribunal against influence from &amp;#8220;enemies&amp;#8221;, adding that the defence team was standing against &amp;#8220;prejudices.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; PUNCH.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The mangement &amp;#8216;s decision was conveyed in a letter dated 2-6-16 and signed by Mr Victor Okasoga, Senior Manager in charge of Human Resources.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the letter to the affected staff who are being owed salaries for upwards of two years, Okasoga said their appointments have been terminated with effect from June 13 2016. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The letter directed those affected to handover all company properties in &amp;#8220;your possession especially your identity cards to the Head of Center &amp;#8220;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Failure to surrender company properties in your possession may delay the processing of your entitlements&amp;#8221;, the letter added.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It would be recalled that three weeks ago, the affected workers including reporters, cameramen, presenters and producers protested the undue delays in payment of their salaries them running into a year and six months. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Feelers revealed that the sack without salaries may not be unconnected with the protests by the staff.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A particular unfulfilled dream would sadden a lot of people. Many of his friends who have been at his residence all day have an extra reason to mourn him because some of them should have been smiling to the bank at 4pm today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some of them who spoke anonymously revealed that OJB had finalised plans to sell his Surulere residence for N50m today to a commercial bank (name withheld).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8216;You know he&amp;#8217;s been saving money to go for another surgery that would gulp close to $150,000 and he didn&amp;#8217;t want it to go public, so the plan was to sell the house. As a matter of fact we would have sold the house about three weeks back but a document was missing. Now we have the document and they were supposed to come and make the payment at 4pm today but Baba don die&amp;#8217; one of them said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Confirming the story, another source told us, &amp;#8216;Baba just wanted to sell the house and travel abroad, then when he returns he wanted to relocate to his other house in Abuja. Now we are all sad because we all had commissions from the sale of the house, but God knows best&lt;/p&gt;
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Ever wonder&lt;br /&gt;
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1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?&lt;br /&gt;
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2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren&#39;t people from Holland called Holes?&lt;br /&gt;
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3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?&lt;br /&gt;
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4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?&lt;br /&gt;
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5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?&lt;br /&gt;
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6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?&lt;br /&gt;
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10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
11. Why isn&#39;t the number 11 pronounced onety one?&lt;br /&gt;
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12. &quot;I am&quot; is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that &quot;I do&quot; is the longest sentence?&lt;br /&gt;
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13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn&#39;t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?&lt;br /&gt;
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14. What hair color do they put on the driver&#39;s licenses of bald men?&lt;br /&gt;
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15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?&lt;br /&gt;
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16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don&#39;t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
18. No one ever says, &quot;It&#39;s only a game&quot; when their team is winning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
19. Ever wonder about those people who spend Â£2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE&lt;br /&gt;
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20. Isn&#39;t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?&lt;br /&gt;
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Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.&lt;br /&gt;
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One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the doted line he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Merv asked him, &quot;Do you notice anything different about me?&quot; And the gentleman answered, &quot;Why yes, I couldn&#39;t help but notice you have no ears.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Merv got very angry and threw him out.&lt;br /&gt;
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The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, &quot;Do you notice anything different about me?&quot; and she replied: &quot;Well, you have no ears.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Merv again was upset and tossed her out.&lt;br /&gt;
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The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Merv was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question:&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;Do you notice anything different about me?&quot; And to his surprise, the young man answered: &quot;Yes. You wear contact lenses.&quot; Merv was shocked, and said, &quot;What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, &quot;Well, it&#39;s pretty damn hard to wear glasses with no ears!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Atiku Abubakar on Saturday married Malama  Badariya, daughter of former 
Bauchi state Governor, Ahmed Adamu Muazu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He paid one million Naira and brand new luxury car as bride price for his wife.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mohammed
 Atiku Abubakar also broke a record and set a new one in bride price 
payment. The record is however, a marked contrast to common Fulani 
tradition to which Ahmed Adamu Mu’azu, a Fulani cultured man is known.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The wedding fathia was held in the exclusive reception hall of the Emir of Bauchi’s Palace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jigawa
 State Governor Alhaji Sule Lamido, represented Mohammed, while Mallam 
Isa Yuguda, Bauchi state Governor, and son-in-law to the late President 
Umaru Musa Yar’Adua was the wali or representative of Mua’zu’s daughter,
 in accordance with the Islamic rites.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/feeds/3751094734775414478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/atikus-son-pays-1m-dowry.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/3751094734775414478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/3751094734775414478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/atikus-son-pays-1m-dowry.html' title='ATIKU&#39;S SON PAYS 1M DOWRY'/><author><name>donjozzy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10630870399699026944</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6387068703482601602.post-7876069810813703246</id><published>2013-06-09T04:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-06-09T04:15:38.634-07:00</updated><title type='text'>NAIJA GAL STRANGLED TO DEATH IN ITALY</title><content type='html'>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV0YD9C4-vM&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV0YD9C4-vM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gricignano
 (Caserta). A woman of color, apparent age of 30 years, was found dead 
in the industrial area between Aversa and Gricignano, near the bicycle 
factory Morris. The body was Unclad and without documents. The body was 
Unclad and without documents. It is not yet clear the dynamics of what 
appears to be a murder. Beside the body, lying on the ground in a field,
 were found two knives, clean, no stains of blood. At first glance, the 
corpse did not show visible traces of violence or injuries from sharp 
weapons or firearms. The woman, however, may have been strangled.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/feeds/7876069810813703246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/naija-gal-strangled-to-death-in-italy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/7876069810813703246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/7876069810813703246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/naija-gal-strangled-to-death-in-italy.html' title='NAIJA GAL STRANGLED TO DEATH IN ITALY'/><author><name>donjozzy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10630870399699026944</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6387068703482601602.post-8799483461975991237</id><published>2013-06-09T04:10:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2013-06-09T04:10:24.828-07:00</updated><title type='text'>  The Kokomaster is 33</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3 class=&quot;post-title entry-title&quot;&gt;
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Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo, one of Africa&#39;s greatest entertainers was born today June 9th 33 years ago. HBD</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/feeds/8799483461975991237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/the-kokomaster-is-33.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/8799483461975991237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/8799483461975991237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/the-kokomaster-is-33.html' title='  The Kokomaster is 33'/><author><name>donjozzy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10630870399699026944</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeKjHceyizfD-Arq2Tfn3CYxV-wskDJwrWmXZCYOiCntbWSMhCGB23fXHxggDRS22xoKydTsn9SBBxFGlPIlUv6SAW3SPw5rz30gp2edHP0s1YE55FNz30S0xm-g7UQhXUuJEOojKOo7E/s72-c/Untitled.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6387068703482601602.post-7894236450950679012</id><published>2013-06-09T04:08:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2013-06-09T04:08:51.289-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ABU lecturer sent to prison for enticing married student </title><content type='html'>&lt;h3 class=&quot;post-title entry-title&quot;&gt;
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The
 Chief Magistrate Court in Kiyawa LGA of Jigawa State 
has sentenced Professor Festus David Kolo of the Faculty of Education at
 Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria to two months imprisonment for 
knowingly enticing a married woman who was a student in his department 
contrary to Section 389 of the penal code law.&lt;/div&gt;
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Prosecution Counsel Mustapha Adamu, who read the first information 
report, said on May 21, one Muhammad Ghali of Takur Quarters Dutse 
“reported you, Prof. Festus David Kolo of ABU, knowing fully well
 that Mrs Bushra Ghali Muhammed is his wife, and you&#39;ve been making 
advances towards her, inciting her, calling her oftenly, sending her 
love text messages using your phone”.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;
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Prof. Kolo, was caught red handed by the police at Dan Musa Guest House 
Room 109 with Ghali’s wife after he reported the case to the police and 
after several warnings and pleas by the husband.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;text_exposed_show&quot;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
 The accused told the court that the content of the FIR is correct. His 
lawyers M.A. Gausu and R.A. Nwande told the court that the accused is 
above 60 years and the bread winner of his family and therefore begged 
the court to temper justice with mercy.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; In his ruling, Senior 
Magistrate Muhammed Musa Kaugama said the convict is a first time 
offender but also in order to deter the convict against a similar act in
 the future, “this court hereby sentences the convict to two months 
imprisonment without option of fine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;
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The comedian and singer is being heavily criticized on Twitter for 
burying four guys in the sand in his new video - Buga Won Reloaded, 
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Yeah, she wore this a while back...and I&#39;m just posting it! :-). The 
Cameroonian singer wore this outfit to D&#39;banj&#39;s Industry Nite gig last 
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;A man woke up after getting a nose job to find that the plastic surgeon had removed his nose entirely. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;Patient
 Vishal Thakkar went to Dr Angelo Cuzalina, the president of the 
American Board of Cosmetic Surgery, for more than eight surgeries over 
the course of a half a dozen years.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;Mr Thakkar said after he went through a 
divorce in 2006, he decided to &#39;do something selfish&#39; and get a nose 
job. He was living in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the time and went to 
one of the leading plastic surgeons in the area, Dr. Cuzalina.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;tr-caption&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Thakkar before his surgery&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;Dr
 Cuzalina could not be reached for comment and his lawyers previously 
denied interview requests from Fox 23 on the grounds that they would not
 be able to speak about Mr Thakkar&#39;s medical history given 
doctor-patient confidentiality agreements. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;Thakkar
 says that after the first surgery he suffered some relatively minor 
breathing problems that occurred when he slept or worked out.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;He went back to Dr Cuzalina eight times within the year to treat various fixes from the previous treatments. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;Dr Cuzalina&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;Before
 one of the surgeries, Thakkar alleges that he specifically told one of 
Dr Cuzalina&#39;s nurses that he did not want them to take any cartilage 
from his ears should they need it for his nose during the surgery. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;When
 he woke up a few hours later, he had pain behind his ears because they 
had done just that. Fox 23 says the doctor later emailed an apology to 
Mr Thakkar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;Those recordings were then used as 
justification for Dr. Cuzalina&#39;s August 31, 2012 letter where he said 
that he would no longer operate on Mr Thakkar because of his &#39;ongoing 
threats and harassment against my staff, my practice, and me 
personally&#39;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;As a part
 of Mr Thakkar&#39;s lawsuit, he went on to say that the plastic surgeon, 
who is the president of the American Board of Cosmetic Surgery and has 
no prior complaints filed against him in the state of Oklahoma, gave him
 a dangerous mix of prescription medication.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;The
 lawsuit says Mr Thakkar was &#39;prescribed an excessive amount of 
medication, enough to kill the patient, if taken, including but not 
limited to Loratab, Ambien, Valilum, and Oxycodone.&#39;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;This is far from the end of his plastic surgery nightmare, however, as he is determined to fix his face. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&#39;There is no way I am going to live like this. It is worse than being dead,&#39; he said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(9) Sweat from somegirls&#39; armpits can turn blue litmus paper red.&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(10) If your Girlfriend refuses to accept&lt;br /&gt;the Bible &amp;amp; anointing oil or Qu&#39;ran as&lt;br /&gt;Vals gift, free her, na WITCH&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(11) They say love is more important than money. Pls try paying a lagos conductor with a hug then run to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/primetweets&quot;&gt;www.funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt; for updates&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(12) In a Nigerian Home... If your friend&lt;br /&gt;forgets to greet your parents, that&#39;s the&lt;br /&gt;end of that friendship. If you agree&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(13) Women are like police, they might&lt;br /&gt;have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(14) People That Smoke Weed Before&lt;br /&gt;Going To Church. You Wanna Compete With The Most High?&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(15) In a Naija Home, ur parents will call&lt;br /&gt;u frm ur room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2 inches away from them. &lt;br /&gt;(16) If God&#39;s Plan For You is BROWN TEETH, Even IRON SPONGE Cannot Change It!&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(17)
 If 80k brazilian hair couldn&#39;t get you a good husband, why not use it 
to pay a counselor to talk good sense into your life?&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(18) Ushers sef.. Dey won&#39;t allow one sleep comfortably during service.. Thought the house of God is also my father&#39;s house?&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(19)
 The hot girl next to me in class just fell asleep. Maybe I should fall 
asleep too..so I can tell my friends I slept with her?&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(20)WHITE KID: &quot;Shut Up Dad&quot;!!; *Dad shuts up* DAD- *Shut too* 9JA KID:&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Pale, Shut up abeg&quot; *wakes up*....where am i?....DOCTOR: Oloshi..Igbobi Hospital&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(21) A slap is a manual over ride mechanism used to rectify a person acting like a fool.....no one is above a manual reset.&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(22) Some Igbo people with their names though, how can you be naming identical twins &quot;Praise and Worship&quot;?&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(23) U opend Ur legs &amp;amp;he bought U BOLD 5, U opend 4 anoda guy &amp;amp; he paid for Ur BIS. Pls open 4 me too, lemme&lt;br /&gt;buy U d Charger.&quot; &lt;br /&gt;(24) And So, I was watching a yoruba&lt;br /&gt;movie...and this Guy shot himself in the&lt;br /&gt;head THRICE... </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/feeds/673791910297209682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/tru-dat.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/673791910297209682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/673791910297209682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/tru-dat.html' title='tru dat'/><author><name>donjozzy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10630870399699026944</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6387068703482601602.post-1316830089982346646</id><published>2013-06-08T11:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-06-08T11:56:30.673-07:00</updated><title type='text'>funny love quotes</title><content type='html'>A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.&lt;br /&gt;
&quot;A light heart lives long.&quot; - William Shakespeare

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&quot;Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight.&quot; - Phyllis Diller&lt;br /&gt;
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.&lt;br /&gt;
Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
&quot;Once you have loved someone, you&#39;d do anything in the world for them... except love them again.&quot; - Anonymous

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&quot;Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.&quot; - Anonymous

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&quot;Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.&quot; - Mirabeau

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&quot;Three things can&#39;t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.&quot; - Yiddish proverb

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&quot;The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.&quot; - Chamfort&lt;br /&gt;
I.&lt;br /&gt;
Rose: Do you love him, Loretta? &lt;br /&gt;
Loretta Castorini: No.  &lt;br /&gt;
Rose: Good.  When you love them they drive you crazy because they know they can. 
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II. &lt;br /&gt;
Rose: Do you love him, Loretta? &lt;br /&gt;
Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, I love him awful. &lt;br /&gt;
Rose: Oh, God, that&#39;s too bad. &lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;I detest &#39;love lyrics.&#39; I think one of the causes of bad mental 
health in Nigeria is that people have been raised on &#39;love 
lyrics.&quot; - jossy&lt;br /&gt;
You&#39;d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.&quot; - Dolly Parton

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&quot;I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a 
gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband 
out of.&quot; - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

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&quot;A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.&quot; - Edgar Watson Howe

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&quot;I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor&#39;s eighth husband on her wedding night:
 I know what I&#39;m supposed to do...I just have to figure out a way to 
make it interesting.&quot; - many attributions

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&quot;No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.&quot; - unknown&lt;br /&gt;
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 friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said &quot;Wow!!! You 
look so amazing in this your suit but you put your tie below the&lt;br /&gt;waist instead of putting it  round your neck</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/feeds/2375125553939008488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/staying-high.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/2375125553939008488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/2375125553939008488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/staying-high.html' title='STAYING HIGH'/><author><name>donjozzy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10630870399699026944</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6387068703482601602.post-7560457675122185082</id><published>2013-06-08T11:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-06-08T11:04:25.859-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WHO&#39;S THE DUMB ONE?</title><content type='html'>A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“This is the&lt;br /&gt;dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The barber puts a fifty naira note in one hand and two ten naira notes in the other, then calls the boy over and asks; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Which do you want, son?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boy takes the two ten naira notes and leaves. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“What did I tell you?” said&lt;br /&gt;the barber. “That kid never learns!” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of&lt;br /&gt;the ice cream store. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the ten naira notes instead of the fifty naira note?” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because&lt;br /&gt;the day I take the fifty naira note, the game is over!!!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/feeds/7560457675122185082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/whos-dumb-one.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/7560457675122185082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/7560457675122185082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/whos-dumb-one.html' title='WHO&#39;S THE DUMB ONE?'/><author><name>donjozzy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10630870399699026944</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6387068703482601602.post-1220260620338063240</id><published>2013-06-08T10:54:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2013-06-08T10:54:48.127-07:00</updated><title type='text'>USE UR ELBOW</title><content type='html'>A Girl giving house directions to her Boyfriend. &quot;Come to the front gateof my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9A, You&#39;ll find a lift on your right. Hit 9 with your ELBOW. Get out of the lift you&#39;ll find my flat on the left. Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW &amp;amp; I ll get the door for you&quot; Boyfriend says: That seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows? Girlfriend: &quot;0MG!Are you coming empty handed?&quot; Boyfriend: (speechless)</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/feeds/1220260620338063240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/use-ur-elbow.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/1220260620338063240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6387068703482601602/posts/default/1220260620338063240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com/2013/06/use-ur-elbow.html' title='USE UR ELBOW'/><author><name>donjozzy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10630870399699026944</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6387068703482601602.post-3493609092830552713</id><published>2013-06-07T08:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2013-06-07T08:44:45.235-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nigerian Babe Graduate with 4.0CGPA out of 4.0 in University of Texas </title><content type='html'>&lt;h3 class=&quot;post-title entry-title&quot;&gt;
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A 24 years old Nigerian, Uwa Osamede Imafidon, just graduated from the 
University of Texas at Arlington (UTA) in the US with Masters degree in 
Microbiology and made a 4.0 CGPA out of the maximum 4.0 CGPA. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before

 her sojourn abroad, she had earlier bagged a First Class Degree in Crop
 
Science from University of Benin, as the Best 
Graduating student in her Department. So proud of her! See photos of her
 when she was in Nigeria for her first degree, after the cut...&lt;br /&gt;
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 has reported that Three goats were caught and detained by police in the
 southern Indian city of Chennai after they allegedly vandalised a new 
police patrol vehicle, the Times of India has reported.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The trio 
were held as &quot;scapegoats&quot; for the crime which reportedly involved a 
dozen of their tribe trampling over the car - the latest example of 
anti-social behaviour in the Kilpauk district of the city.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police
 said the goats had a record of damaging vehicles of residents, but had 
&quot;crossed the line&quot; with an attack on a new patrol vehicle, a maroon 
Innova. &quot;We got the vehicle two days ago,&quot; said an officer on duty. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According
 to the complaint, about 12 goats dented the vehicle when they and 
climbed on top of it, &quot;damaging the wipers and glass, and scratching the
 paint of the bonnet and body&quot;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police however found only three 
goats in their subsequent inquiries. &quot;We took the animals to the station
 and made inquiries about the owner,&quot; the officer told the newspaper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Their
 owner, Mary Arogynathan, 37, faces charges of negligent conduct of her 
animals, which were later handed over to the Society for the Protection 
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  A 70-year old woman was yesterday lynched by angry 
residents in Kisii (Kenya) after she was accused of bewitching a young man in 
the village....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman is said to have cast an evil spell on 
the man making him have a miserable life. Sources said that despite his 
age of 30, the man showed no interest to women and did not progress in 
life, a factor that was caused by the evil woman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fed up with her
 behaviours, the angry villagers stormed her house in the evening and 
demanded to ransack it. She refused saying that she had not stolen from 
anyone and that they did not have a right to check her house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They
 accused her of witchcraft and mentioned a number of cases she was 
involved in. They claimed that she had been behind a series of deaths 
that occurred in the village including that of her own husband.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They frog marched her to the nearest trading center for all to see before lynching her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The
 area&#39;s Assistant Chief who confirmed the incident condemned it terming 
it inhuman. He wondered how one could be killed without any solid 
evidence. He promised to take legal action on all those who took part in
 the exercise.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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