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2011-04-27T08:35:00.000-07:00

Finally got my iPod back from my cousin. Oh how I miss my ipod X3 >_> ok, umm, anyway. I've just recently set up a new paypal account because I'll be needing some funding for software... yeah, 'funding' is my way of making money sound fancy. But, yeah, any donations will me appreciated.
Of course, as a treat, you guys decide what software, or whatever, you want me to buy and you also decide what I do with it. No pornographic ideas please! Want me to buy a scary game and I record how I freak out, then sure. Or maybe you want me to buy an instrument and have it played in the streets, I'll do it for you guys!

To donate, use this link: Paypal

Or, use the button.

My Youtube channel

2011-04-25T07:52:00.000-07:00

Recently, I've been posting some edited vids of my fav songs/music. Well, not exactly favs but some stuff that I want to share according to my mood ^_^.
I've been very interested in the different styles of foreign rap. Especially Russian, their language combines with rap is EPIC in Biblical proportions! That's my opinion atleast. Maybe you guys like some french rap? Or some Turkish? Eh, you guys judge for yourselves.

If you guys want the image I used on the vid, here it is:

Vodka mix

2011-04-24T01:39:00.000-07:00

Try out this drink :D

step 1: get skittles
step 2: crush skittles into powder
step 3: save skittles for later and gather these drinks = mountain dew, pepsi, vodka and rootbeer.
step 4: Mix all drinks

Vodka + pepsi + rootbeer + mountain dew

step 5: blend ice. (similar to shakes)

step 6: add the drinks(mixed)

step 7: blend

step 8: add skittles

step 9: blend

step 10: enjoy!

:D I've tried this and it was YUM! I don't know your taste for drinks though but it's worth a try test it out in small portions first.

Simple Life

2011-04-24T01:32:00.000-07:00

Be kind, everybody's fighting a battle + Don't trust your government + Question everything + Co-exist, it's our last chance + You want change? Start your revolution + Pain makes you strong, endure + The dead follows the flow + If you wasted your early life following trends and acting cool, this is as good as your life can get unless you change + We can only know so much + Don't wait for the storm to pass, go outside and dance in the rain + Do or Do Not, there is no try + The future will come by itself, progress will not + Rebellion becomes Duty, when Injustice becomes Law + When life gives you oil spills, make molotovs + If society abolished adventure, abolish society + You have nothing to do with your country's great heritage. Be ashamed, you've done nothing to be counted among great ancestors. Create your own legacy + Time doesn't exist, clocks exist + War is not about who's Right, it's about who's Left + Dancing is considered insanity by those who can't hear the music. I pity them

Sims 3 Cheats

2011-04-20T05:18:00.000-07:00

Somewhere I've noticed that sites haven't posted the really important cheat(s). Though makes the game simpler or otherwise, you guys might still need it ^_^

Testingcheatsenabled true

buydebug on

familyfunds familyname number [familyfunds shalah 5000]

unlockoutfits on

there are some of the cheats I use on Sims 3. But mostly only to teleport and buy some debug items. I don't use it to advance on careers and such :/ it takes away the fun of humiliating your co-workers and sucking up to the boss.

Playing Sims 3 Ambitions

2011-04-18T09:32:00.000-07:00

Some or most of you guys might think of this game as 'old' but it's a good time waster. For those awkward moments when:

you got nothing to do
the internet's knocked-up
you have the urge to kill a related and greet their ghost
to point and yell at a burning furniture
life sucks as it is, and you need some virtual motivation or vision
you just miss the game

whether your reason's stated or not, Sims 3 is the solution!

Say hello to Alexei :D my very first sim. He's a fine specimen indeed ;) *wink wink, nodge*
Yeah, so, anyway... He's jogging his way towards the local gym. Which is VERY far away and it took him all day just to get half way. So I just made him use his harley. What a badass XD

Super Mario 64 (creepypasta)

2011-04-18T07:57:00.000-07:00

Some super mario creepy-pasta for your satisfaction ^_^

My Computer is officially retarded

2011-04-17T06:11:00.000-07:00

It won't run minecraft anymore because of a bad driver.

Bad video card drivers!
-----------------------

Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.

--- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 --------
Generated 4/17/11 4:54 PM

Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.4
OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1
Java: 1.6.0_24, Sun Microsystems Inc.
VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Sun Microsystems Inc.
LWJGL: 2.4.2
[failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)]

org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:185)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:311)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:856)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:784)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:765)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.a(SourceFile:267)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(SourceFile:638)
at java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)
--- END ERROR REPORT 44db1065 ----------

this computer shall die a thousand deaths! I even tried updating the drivers... hmm, maybe I'm doing it wrong. Lemme try again. *waits for download to finish* this is gonna fail so badly, I can feel it in my gizzards. *sigh* 28 mins left... Geez, this thing is slow.
29 MINUTES?!? WTF!?
this is torture x'c
I'm dying and STILL 17 mins left.
*10 mins left* JUST KILL ME NOW!!!
*4 mins left* OH GOD YESSS!
2 MINS LEFT!!! *joy-gasm*
20 secs left and I still think this is gonna fail so badly.

*installs*

FAIL! Still won't work. TOLD YOU!! This operation was doomed from the start. Now my only hope of playing minecraft is at a computer cafe. Rent a pc, plug in my flash drive and play minecraft.

Giga Puddi!

2011-04-15T02:11:00.000-07:00

PUDDI PUDDI, PUDDI PUDDI! WE COOK A DEAD GUY, PUDDI PUDDI! lol

I have no real knowledge of how to make this thing but I'm guessing it's similar to leche flans ^_^
But, anyway, here's the instructions on how to make one... IN JAPANESE! Mwahahahahahahaaha!

Goodluck XD

Mostly because I couldn't find an english version. If you can understand Japanese, or whatever messed up language it is, then good for you! The rest of you got 3 options:

Grab your Japanese speaking friend and have 'em translate the instructions.
Learn the language.
Throw caution into the wind and improvise! Mix every ingredient your instinct tells you and hope for the best.

Life Improvements (infographs)

2011-04-14T09:59:00.000-07:00

How to be successful in one document... it's not enough ;)

If you're itching to live a long life, then just follow this infograph on what to do and what to eat.
Hard? Relax, it'll pay off. Unless you got nothing planned after your retirement, then I think it's better off not living this long.
But it's recommended for those who still keep a young heart.

For everything else, there's nutrition. One of the least followed of all the rules. Staying fit is not about going to the gym everyday and come home to a whole cake, bag of chips and 12 cans of soda. It's in the food you eat ;) You'll get used to some of the tastes. Any of you hate liver? I FRIGGEN LOVE LIVERS! Mostly because I grew up with meat and innards as my first solid foods.

Last but not least is self-defense. Imagine missing the ride home, you have to walk, but your shortest route is through a dangerous town. YOU ABOUT TO GET MUGGED! What do you do?

I tell you what you're gonna do, run as fast as you can and never look back XD ok ok, that's not very helpful. If you got nowhere to run or have a taste for blood, follow these instructions.

Alpha As Fuck

2011-04-14T09:38:00.000-07:00

Endure the pain of discipline, or suffer the pain of regret.

This is it, time to choose. Either man the fuck up, train, and live the life of an Alpha? - OR - Stay here, keep browsing the internet, baww on image boards, and slowly waste your life?

I got no problems with those your are actually making a name for themselves while still spending half their day on the internet or tv. Because that is what's important... Making a mark on this world while you still got a chance. Ok, sure you got a well paying job, a girl/boyfriend and possibly a family. But so do billions of other people! The thing is, you're a copy - of a copy - of a copy... And you're not making any real marks on this world.

If you don't give a flying fuck about the world, atleast to yourself. Look at you - is this as good as you can be? NO! Get off the computer and train! You know what's in you, so set it free!

You.

Are.

AWESOME!

I know that as a fact. UNLESS, you're one of these: (sorry for being harsh. truly, very sorry :c)

someone who shoves their beliefs down people's throats and making useless arguments. Believer or not, you're an ass and a dick, STFU and let live with their beliefs.
who's indulge themselves in trends to 'fit in'. WHY are you trying to be like everyone else when you're meant to stand out?! Stop impressing the people who have their own life to live.
pompous assholes who think they're better than everybody else. Yes, you are awesome, but an ASSHOLE can NEVER be awesome. Show some humility.
does things only a complete desperate retard would do for their own pleasure or peer pressure. Sluts, douchebags... You guys are a disgrace. One night stands aren't bad but at least take a break for a week! If you can't stand the temptation, then you're weak. Weak and shameful.
extremists and racists. It's normal to have a sort of 'hate' for a a certain race/country/religion/sexuality, but you don't have to be jerks about it. We are people of many personalities. You can't generalize them.

Sorry for that but it was meant to be written... I think.

Anyway, if you choose to change out of this lifestyle, the infographs on the next post might help. And fellow gamers! Those who have made a passion out of this activity, well done to keep a good shape ^_^ not all gamers are obese or anorexic... I know someone, a minecrafter and commentator, he still goes to the gym and is in great shape. Time friggin management XD the lad knows how to balance gaming time.

His youtube name is AKSpartankiIIer. the 'II' are two capital 'i's. Funny guy, rarely or never cusses at all.

Goodluck to all of you ^_^

How?!? WHY?!

2011-04-12T05:51:00.000-07:00

You'll know your computer hates your guts when your captcha looks like these:

NikitA - Verevki

2011-04-12T03:13:00.000-07:00

NikitA - Verevki

Na ogromnye kanaty moego bespredela,

Slishkom dolgo ja zhdala,i vidno perebolela

Toboj...

Ja na cepkie verjovki privjazhu i zakroju,

I ostanus' navsegda lish' tvoeju mechtoju,

Slishkom dolgo ja zhdala,i vot teper' ty so mnoju,

Ty moj...

Dveri na knopki i na zamki,

Serdce garjachee na kuski.

Prikosnoven'ja tvoej ruki,

Kak raskalennaja stal'...

Ja neustanu,nazhimaj rychagi,

Poprobuj,potrogaj,pogovori.

Dva gigabajta not i slov prochti,

Sygraj...

Ja na cepkie verjovki privjazhu tvoe telo,

Na ogromnye kanaty moego bespredela,

Slishkom dolgo ja zhdala,i vidno perebolela

Toboj...

Ja na cepkie verjovki privjazhu i zakroju,

I ostanus' navsegda lish' tvoeju mechtoju,

Slishkom dolgo ja zhdala,i vot teper' ty so mnoju,

Ty moj...

Vlazhnye guby,jelektroshok,

Serdce garjachee na zamok,

Nezhnyh,bezumnyh slov potok,

Razlilsja budto voda...

Vstrecha na neogranichenyj srok,

Alye guby kak rozy cvetok,

Shepchut,krichat,celujut,govorjat,

Tol'ko da...

Ja na cepkie verjovki privjazhu tvoe telo,

Na ogromnye kanaty moego bespredela,

Slishkom dolgo ja zhdala,i vidno perebolela

Toboj...

Ja na cepkie verjovki privjazhu i zakroju,

I ostanus' navsegda lish' tvoeju mechtoju,

Slishkom dolgo ja zhdala,i vot teper' ty so mnoju,

Ty moj...

Ja na cepkie verjovki privjazhu i zakroju,

I ostanus' navsegda lish' tvoeju mechtoju,

Slishkom dolgo ja zhdala,i vot teper' ty so mnoju,

Ty moj...

Haha, understood any of that? Well I don't for sure XD though I understand the Cyrillic Alphabet and can read those lyrics with amateur ease, I've yet to understand what those words mean! Procrastination is preventing me from learning any further.

Anyway, thanks to the internet, we'll be able to understand the lyrics after all. Here are the english lyrics:

I will tie your body up with strong ropes,

With huge ropes of my recklessness.

I guess I've been waiting for way too long

And now I'm over you.

I will tie and lock you up,

And will forever stay just a dream for you

I've been waiting for way too long

And finally you're with me. You're mine.

Button and lock the doors,

And burning heart into pieces.

The touch of your hand

Is like hot steel.

I'm tireless, keep squeezing the levers.

Try it out, touch it, and keep talking

Two gigs of notes, read the lyrics, and play it.

Wet lips - electroshock.

Lock up the burning heart.

The flood of tender, crazy words

Spilled like water.

Unlimited time for our meeting

Red lips like a rose flower.

Whisper, scream, kiss, and say

Only, "yes"

You are very welcome ;) Don't get confused with the title of the song though. The title's Verevki and the artist is NikitA. A Ukrainian who sings in Russian.

The first Russian music vid I've ever watched... I think.. Anyway, while I was randomly browsing FunnyJunk, I came across this vid. Which got me interested in learning the Russian language.

BEST. MUSIC VIDEO. EVER!

And here's a parody video. WARNING! Please swallow whatever you are drinking or eating before you watch the video to avoid spillage and/or chocking :D enjoy the vid!

Pokemon: Lavender Town Mystery

2011-04-12T02:03:00.000-07:00

Let's start this off with some few creepy stories. Starting with pokemon :D and the infamous Lavender Town!

Yes, this is a creepy-pasta. And yes, it is about Pokemon. This version has been rumored to cause children to commit suicide or just go mentally insane. All because of Lavender town and it's BGM, along with its history. Lavender town is known for its tombstones and history of dead pokemons, and the infamous 'Ghost'.
But enough about what I know ^_^ check out this vid from youtube.

This is just the audio. The story is in the vid's description. Either click the vid or just click this LINK.