Everyday business

Isomnia

2011-05-19T05:44:00.000+02:00

Good morning fellows.
It is 5:33 AM and I am awake since 1 PM (13:00) yesterday. The curious thing is that I do not try to stay awake. I just am. I am not tired. I did not yawn often and my eyes don't feel tired too.
I laied in bed for 3 hours and could not sleep. The TV did not help as well. I am unemployed so there is no event I could look forward too - which could hold me awake.
My family will stand up in roughly an hour and probably ask me what the heck I'm doing. Hm anyway at least there is some good report on the tv. It's about shipping nowadays.

I think I go running as soon as it's getting a bit warm. Maybe I'll get this natural high people talk about who are awake for a long time? :)

"Early to bed and early to rise , makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" (Benjamin Franklin)

Bye Bye LoL

2011-05-17T22:15:00.000+02:00

Today I deleted League of Legends from my Computer.
It is a great game for all of you who do not know it. It is a strategic game and can be played in 3vs3 or 5vs5. League of Legends (LoL) has its origin in the Warcraft 3 Map Defence of the Ancients (Dota) and is completly free.
You have a level system where you go from level 1 to level 30. Once reached level 30 you have full access to all masteries which can give you different advantages like 5% more dmg or a lower cooldown for summoner spells.
Anyway I don't wanna give you an introduction to this game. I wanna talk about the reason why I did it.

I have very slow Internet. Only DSL1000 which means 124kb/s down. Because I still live at home I got other people who want to use the Internet too. So now imagine how less performance you can have when you share the connection with 2 others. Everybody has ~41kb/s which means: unplayable!
I had pings between 200 and 600. Couldn't move sometimes, not attack and my skills where totally useless (I played Brand - a hero where you have to aim).

I freaked out completly, kicked my trashbin in the room, screamed insults and hammered my mouse heavily on my desk. That is normal stuff which happened to my during my whole "gaming career". I wrecked 4 or 5 mouses (mice?) on this way and you can imagine that this is expensive. Each time 40€ for a new mouse?
So this time my mx518 got damaged too. The left click sometimes double clicks and the "back" button is gone completly.
That's why I quit. I don't want this game to cost me more lifetime than it already has. I quit Counter-Strike successfully after 5 ultra intensive wasted years. I might come back to LoL again but at this time I've got enough of this.

This picture is a from the ingame - I screencaped it once because I think it's true.

Euro Vision Song Contest

2011-05-16T17:47:00.001+02:00

Hello again to my blog.
As you might now, or at least my European readers, the Euro Vision Song Contest ( ESC ) was mounted in Germany, Düsseldorf, this year.
The event took place on saturday the 14th of may. As every year the ESC is hosted in the winner country of last year. Lena won last year with her song Satellite and all of Germany was excited and wanted her to sing once again. (I didn't but who cares about what I think)

So anyhow - 25 countries participated. From Ireland, to Moldow and even Russia a lot of European (and non European) countries sang. The winner was Azerbaijan with their song "Running Scared". You can see it here. During the contest I thought "Oh man these poor guys. Such a romantic clichee pop song like Abba. I bet they won't win. They won't even get points for this."
You can imagine how I was like when they made the 1st place.

I'm a little bit dissapointed by Europe. I will present you my personal Top 3 here:

#1 Amaury Vassili from France with his beautifull classical song

#2 Maja Keuc from Slowenia - she is only 18 years old. Amazing...

#3 Paradise Oskar from Finland. Ecological contribution x)
There was a comment on one of the youtube videos that was like "I listen to death metal. Why am I watching this? Because it's amazing!" with 34 + thumbs or so. Too bad I don't find it anymore :(

What do you think? Who was the best in your opinion?

If you wanna see the most beautifull eyes on this evening you should definite check out Lenas song - taken by a stranger

ps: excuse my bad writing.. feeling sick today and it seems as if my head doesn't work that well.

"So Elephantcocks are cute? Not more?"

2011-05-11T19:03:00.000+02:00

Inspired by another blogger called berndnreb ( I do not know if hotlinking other blogs is legit or not ) I want to share with you a very funny - but on the other hand - awkward TV clip.
The problem is that it is German. So I will highlight and translate out the most bizare moments.

First of all you got to know that we in Germany do not seperate between a penis and a tail. Animals tail in Germany is Schwanz which is nasty word for penis. So when you see the video always have in mind that Germans think the animals are discussing each others cocks. And that's why I will change tail with cock - so you can creep into our mind to realize what a funny stuff this is.

0:59 "Hey what you're doing there?" "Oh hi Max , we're trying to figure out who of us has the coolest cock" "My cock wins"
1:14 "And look at that. My cock can play hide and seek"
1:28 "haha yeah thats a total flexible cock you got there bo."
1:35 "Don't be too happy now. Mama didn't watch my supercock till now. It is long, totally flippy and has black and white stripes on it."
1:50 "yeah you also have a very nice cock" "... I'm very jealous of that..." (the small elephant lol)
1:59 "WOAH they can hold themselves on the tree just with their cocks"
2:08 "Monkeys got the coolest cocks - right after mine of course."
2:16 "Oh there are way more cocks you got to consider before anyone gets a price here boo."
2:55 "Cocks are a very wonderfull invention and we should celebrate that by waggle heavily with our cocks!"
3:05 "There's nothin better than a funny cock waggling isn't it?"
3:09 "Let's start the funny cock dance"
3:15 "Hey max you got to waggle with ur cock as well. " "yeah let us see what your cock can do" "well my cock is grey and short and has hair on its end"
3:50 "Hey maxi why you're hiding?" "I ain't hiding. I just went here so that nobody sees my cock." "Is anything wrong with your cock?" "No there's nothing wrong with my cock but it's nothing that he can do good. And the other cocks could perform in a circus. While mine only hangs." "Max every cock is on its personal way wonderfull"
6:30 "He bites his own mothers cock"
6:40 "Did you know there are cocks that can talk?"
7:18 "Wuuuu here's a cock that busts you from your chair" "A beever cock!!!!"
9:50 "Hey fellas did you see how my cock banished the fly?"
10:20 "And now come all to me. Lets shake all of our cocks in the cock-polonaise"

There is to say that this video was shown in the KiKa. KiKa , KinderKanal = ChildrenChannel, is a TV station for children. So imagine what an awkward situation this must be when adults are in the same room as children while watching this.

Heavy fuckin Metal!

2011-05-10T20:05:00.002+02:00

So I'm sitting here. Listening to Manowars "Hail and Kill" and relaxing in my way to hot room.
Winter's gone. Spring is slowly changing into summer. It's getting hotter each day and this makes me lookin forward to my favourite season of the year. The festival season! : )

This means: Heavy Metal Festivals, warm beer, filth, mud, crazy ppl, too much alcohol, a lot of fun and of course good music.

This year I'll go to Wacken Open Air , I guess you all did hear of this since it's the most famous festival, Rockharz and some smaller local ones. People ask me "Isn't that expencive?" and I'm afraid to say "Yes." but: it is worth it!
I pay for my ticket to Wacken 130€ + 60€ fuel + 50€ beer and food. But I stay there for 5-6 days and I see it as my holiday. And when you look at it this way then this will probably be one of the cheapest and best holiday trips you can imagine ;)

Playlist now arrived at Hammerfalls "Crimson Thunder" and I remember their life concert in 2009. So epic! The best concert I've seen so far.

I will add some pictures of former festivals I've been at. And at last I want to show you this track:
Youtube: Hammerfall - Crimson Thunder

Enjoy!

Sick and Sport ? Yes !

2011-05-07T13:17:00.000+02:00

Yesterday I felt a bit dizzy. I felt like I was only 50% there.
Anyway following my lifting routine it was about time for my pull day. My mother told me to relax and chill.. but what does she know lol.
There's a nice saying that I'd like to share "Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret" and this is 100% true.
I once was a chubby/fatty , then started with sports and watched my diet and now I feel waaaaaaay better than before.
So anyway back 2 topic. I lifted, felt good, and then went to 90minutes of football and hockey as well.
Was a good decision and afterwards I felt very good. But today my nose is runnin, my throat hurts a bit and is a bit slimy ( can i say it that way :P ) .
So: For a good regeneration do not do sports while being sick. But fuck that - we all wanna reach our goals. And for my goal sport is essential. This little sickness will be no problem.

1st entry

2011-05-06T12:27:00.000+02:00

Alright fellas. This will be my first blog entry.
Never thought I'll do such a thing but I got some good Ideas and reasons from a famous imageboard why I should do this.

So anyway. Besides posting funny pictures, giving fitness related statements and fancy about my PRs I'll show you music, internets and what else there is.

enjoy.